Rizz the Wolf
Stage 1 of fartinmyface742 on FA Jonesy's plan was complete. He has found Deddwolf's house and got in his room. Now for stage 2.
Commission for fartinmyface742 on FA that honestly is more of a meme piece rather than a real story, I guess. This is just a bit of comedic fun. Features Deddwolf as well. You can find the link to his stream just below here in the credits section.
Story and Jonsey belong to fartinmyface742 on FA
Deddwolf's social media and stream are here -
Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/deddwolf.bsky.social
Stream link - www.twitch.tv/deddwolf
Written by me
He had finally done it. After trying so hard, he found the one place in the world he had longed to be for the longest of time. Deddwolf’s room. Jonesy had a grin on his face as he managed to get his way in under the door, squeezing himself just in that crack before standing up straight, looking around the room. He was only standing four inches tall, but that wasn’t going to stop him. He knew exactly what time it was too, looking over instantly to see Dedd sitting in his chair and getting ready to boot up the stream for the evening. “I found you! HA!” Dedd stopped for a second, his headphones on, thinking he had heard a voice. He stopped looking at his computer screen and turned around in his chair, looking around the room and not seeing anything, though not really looking for a four inch tall squnk just at his bedroom door. He shrugged a bit, going to sit back down and put his headphones back on, continuing to set up for the stream a bit. He looked into the camera, making sure his dark grey fur was all in place, checking to make sure he looked presentable with his red flight jacket and all the appropriate pins in the right places, still not really knowing there was one of his smallest fans in his room. Jonesy rolled his eyes. “Dumb stinker isn’t paying attention…” He muttered to himself a bit as he moved to get over toward his desk, the orange and brown skunk squirrel hybrid going to climb up onto the leg of the desk, finding it rather easy to scale before he got up onto the table, seeing Dedd’s streaming setup as he looked up at him. “Hey! Look at me! I’m right here!” Nothing getting through to his ears but the music, Dedd was almost done fixing Firebot again and making sure it was working as he didn’t hear any words past the music he was playing for the start up screen of the stream. He was too focused on making sure that new redeem worked and wouldn’t break everything so his viewers could throw stinky socks at his face in the streaming program Warudo to realize Jonesy did indeed get into his room. The micro squnk was getting a bit tired of being ignored, slowly going to walk over to where all the streaming equipment was, and walking right up to that keyboard, going to unceremoniously scurry up and give a smack to Dedd’s hand while looking up at him. “Hey!” The wolf suddenly stopped, looking wide-eyed at Jonesy as his other hand removed his headphone. “How the fuck did you get in here? Wait, how did you find where I live?!” Dedd had always been really careful with his private information. He only almost leaked it a few times on stream, but always managed to keep where he was a secret. At least he thought so. “I’m not giving away my secret unless you end up trying to move and hiding from me again. You’re not getting rid of me that easily!” Jonesy chuckled looking up at Dedd, suddenly taking a couple sniffs of the air. “Damn, yeah. You are as stinky as you make yourself out to be. Nice.” “I just took a fucking shower, I’m not that stinky…” Dedd looked a little grumpy, quickly going to make sure the changes he had made in Firebot and other things were saved before anything else happened. “What do you want? I’m kinda busy. Stream is about to start.” The micro squnk looked up at Dedd with a bit of a sly smile. “Well, now that I’m here and finally found you, you can finally do the one thing I’m always trying to get from you.” Jonesy slowly made a bit of a pose, slightly reaching out with his arms toward Dedd as his sights were planted directly on that muzzle. “Eat me.” Rolling his eyes at the comment, Dedd moved his hand over, going to slightly push Jonesy out of the way off his keyboard as he spoke. “I’m not gonna eat you. I’m not into that, you know that. And I’m straight! You know it’s just a gag on the stream.” Looking up toward the screen, he noticed a few of the regular chatters already posting for the night's stream, smiling a bit at that and going to post an emote in the chat as well while the timer was still counting down. “Come ooooooooon! I made the whole trip here. I promise I taste great too! You know I’m basically made of coffee goo, right? Don’t you like coffee?” Jonesy turned around a bit, shaking his tail at Dedd, still standing close to that keyboard and still in the wolf’s line of sight, eyeing up that muzzle each time it opened up. Dedd couldn’t help but roll his eyes at that, almost snark and chuckle at the ridiculousness of it. “Jonesy, now really isn’t a good time. And that’s not an agreement to do it later. You know I stream at this time, and I didn’t even ask you to show up.” He reached just past Jonesy, reaching to grab for his vape, getting a little stressed out from the small intruder as he wanted a hit of it to help him mellow out and enjoy hanging out in the stream. Seeing an opportunity, Jonesy moved and jumped at the vape, hanging onto the end of it as it was lifted up, Dedd not looking until he had almost brought it up to his mouth before noticing the micro hanging off of it, trying to stretch out toward his muzzle. The wolf slowly brought up his other hand, going to give a slight flick to the persistent squnk and make him fall back onto the desk. “So close… Come on! I promise I’ll make your first time nice!” The wolf was starting to get pretty annoyed now, going to reach for an empty glass before carefully overturning it, setting it down right overtop of Jonesy, trapping him under it. “Stop being a pest, I don’t wanna eat you.” He then went right back to focusing on the stream after taking a hit of that vape, setting it down and seeing the timer still ticking down. It was a good thing he started the timer a bit later than usual and put a few extra minutes on it this time… “No fair!” Jonesy tried to push at the cup, getting a bit frustrated at not having enough strength to tip it over easily. He moved back a bit, going to try and put his weight into a push as he pressed up against the glass, seeing it wobble a bit. Getting an idea, he slowly moved to back up, pushing it and getting it to wobble, timing it just right with another push, and slowly starting to get it to move back and forth so he could escape. Just as it looked like the cup was about to fall over, Dedd quickly reached out with a paw and kept it in place, just putting his paw right on top and keeping it pressed down as he focused on his computer screen instead, slightly jamming out to the music playing through his headphones. He did feel a bit bad about trapping one of his supporters under a cup and trying to keep him from getting out, but Jonesy deserved it this time. He stepped over a line specifically searching for his address and sneaking into his room. At least he didn’t end up hiding in his food or something like he so many times alluded to. “C’mon! Just give it a try! I promise it won’t be bad!” Jonesy was looking up at the wolf from inside that glass, trying to think of what to say or do. He tried to push on the glass a few more times, finding that it was pretty sturdy now that the paw was on top of it. That definitely wasn’t going to work. And it looked like the stream counter was almost finished, meaning he’d be starting the stream and probably would just ignore him completely after that… “I’ll pay you!” Dedd could just make out the words over the music, his ears perking up a bit as he looked down at Jonesy, seeing him in that cup and looking up at him in a pleading way. “What do you mean pay me?” Jonesy had a more assertive look now, knowing he found an in as he crossed his arms a bit. “I’ve got money, you know that. What if I gifted 5 subs?” “Just 5..,? Jonesy, I really don’t want to eat you. Don’t push this, respect my boundaries.” Dedd scoffed a bit at that, slowly looking and making sure that the TTS set up would be working as he saw more people joining in the stream chat. There was only 20 seconds left on the countdown. He slowly got straight up in his seat a bit more, making sure he was ready. “20. I’ll gift you 20 subs.” The squnk had a bit of a sly smile on his face as he said that, looking up at Dedd as those eyes turned toward him a bit. He could tell the wolf was thinking, Jonesy slightly going to turn around and sway his tail a bit from side to side. “C’mon, it’s 20 subs. Plus I told you, I taste like coffee! You’ll enjoy it, I promise.” “I’m not even thinking of it for enjoyment, Jonesy. But I mean…” Dedd thought about it a bit more. He was having to deal with his shitty car, and he could maybe then afford to get that new mixer he had his eye on once he got paid out on Twitch. It’s not like it was anything big anyway, right? Just put the micro in his mouth. It wouldn’t taste bad. He didn’t mind coffee… But he didn’t want to seem like he was doing it because his thoughts were pushing him one way or another. At the end of the day, 20 gifted subs were 20 gifted subs… He wasn’t gay or into vore, but $100 is $100… “Fine.” Jonesy just had the biggest grin on his face as he heard that, lifting his arms up and pointing them toward Dedd. “Eat me!” The timer on the stream had already passed zero, the chat erupting into spam about the stream not starting yet. “LATE!” “Did he fall in?” “Where’s Deddy?!” “Professional streamer my ass.” “Where did he go?” “Probably too busy eating pizza to hit the scene transition. Oh well.”