My friends know the best jokes
Today during Canadian geography, one of my friends said "there is this girl in Rocky harbor... and she wants the D"I turned to him, looked him in the eye and said "she likes it Rocky"Nearly everyone in the class heard me say that and Nearly everyone...
Just a joke...
"naww... its just a joke." jerome sneered lustfully, as he elbowed his blocking full back in the ribs. "toby's use to us pulling jokes on him. besides would you?" that lustful sneer twisted into a perverse grimace of dark delight.
Getting the Joke
Getting the joke it's always weird thinking about history. people back then must have led such different lives than we do now. i mean, not that it could have been easy, but i always feel a little jealous; at least they'll be remembered.
A Little Something
**a little something** something this joke is presented by the five dragons corporation. the guardian-dragons reserve their right to ignore accusation and enjoy themselves.
The Butt of Jokes
I exclaimed (jokingly, of course). i went over to him, took his thong off and laid him on the ground. he went with it. "you know, bamboo, i've always liked your butt" as i rubbed my maw over it.
A Good Joke
That _was_ a pretty good joke. \*\*\*\*\* enjoyed, had a giggle? leave a comment and lemme know!
Butt of the Joke
Archibald nearly fell out of bed as his alarm went off, scrambling around and tossing the blankets off of the bed. After swinging his arms and hitting the table a few times he managed to turn the alarm off. His antennae twitched and his wings fluttered...
Fairyland Magic
Cinderella and Prince Charming were married, and everyone rejoiced. The country was safe, offspring were guaranteed (an heir and a "spare") and the fairy-tale ending was had by all. Except it didn't quite work out that way. See, Cinderella - real name...
The Master's Joke
# master's joke ## a short piece _so, there was a romance fiction i wrote that covered a maid targeted by a sadistic master but the sexual aspects i had to numb down so, i thought i'd give you the main incident i had originally planned to have happen
An Inside Joke
It's definitely no joke..."
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