Queen Muz-Ra #19
#29 of Queen Muz-Ra
A Peaceful Protest
| "3000 wouldn't pay for th..." he began, but Muz-Ra interrupted him.
"For just the day. Then I'll bring her back to you and you'll have 3000 septims AND the horse."
Skulvar looked at her. She was serious!"Let's get out of the sun. Step under here. Now, what guarantee do I have that you'll bring her back?"
"3000 septims. Do you often have people offer you 3000 septims for renting a horse for a day?"
The horse trader considered that, but finally shook his head. "Sorry, but I need something as security. 10,000 may be a_little_ bit inflated, but she's still very valuable and worth a lot more than 3000." |
Skulvar nodded slightly and smiled, "Unless I find a rich noble with a spoiled daughter."
Muz-Ra thought and had an idea.
"How about a solid gold bikini?"
"A WHAT?"
Muz-Ra showed him the bikini. "I've had it tested. It's made of flexible gold. Nothing else like it in the world. It's one of a kind." |
"You have your own gold testing kit?!" Muz-Ra asked incredulously.
"Listen lady, in this business it's a requirement!"
He poured a drop onto the bikini. It instantly turned from clear to a deep blue. His eyes went wide."Well I'll be damned. You've got yourself a deal lady!"
"Ok, but when I return the horse, you_have_ to return the bikini."
Skulvar nodded. |
"Wait lady! That way goes into Whiterun!"
"I know."
"The guards will never let you in you know."
"Oh, I think they will. Thank you, she's beautiful! I'll have her back before dark. Oh! I forgot to ask. What's her name?"
"We call her Ice."
"Well, hello Ice!" Muz-Ra spoke to the big beast. |
"Halt!" he said, then came up to her.
"Red, you know you aren't supposed to come in during the day by the gate."
"Oh jeeze Ken, I'm bringing this horse to the Jarl. It won't fit in by the back door. I've_got_ to go in this way."
Ken looked at the fine animal, obviously meant for nobility. "Alright, but knock the password. They told us we are to let you in if you knocked the password. They didn't say which door. If I get in trouble, I can point that out."
"Thank you Ken. Now bend over."
"What?!"
"Bend over and I'll knock the damned thing on your head!"
Ken obligingly did so.Muz-Ra rolled her eyes, but knocked the password on his helmet anyway. |
Once inside in the darkness of the interior of the wall, Muz-Ra quickly removed her dress and stashed it behind a pillar.
"Well, old girl. I guess this is it," said the naked Argonian. "You're nude. I'm nude. Let's go be exhibitionists, Ice!" |
As she rode very slowly by, she nodded in greeting to the gawkers. Mothers covered their childrens eyes. Wives covered their bulging husbands genitals, and husbands just stared. The slow motion of the horse's pace caused her boobs to bounce laviciously. Soon, people were coming out of their houses to look, or peeping out of their windows. No one, not even the guards - who by now were following along with the townspeople - even thought to block her progress. |
The warriors of Jorrvaskr stood at their wall, with some of the warrior women as fascinated as the men. To all these she nodded and spoke words of greeting in a casual and friendly manner before ascending the steps that led to Dragonsreach. |
"Hello Irileth." she said calmly. |