CatDance #32
#40 of CatDance
Villainous Monologue
In which Mikael (and Kitty) become diamonds, Ubergard becomes docile, and Helfer... does not get dressed.
I know, an old, old trope that should have been put out to pasture long ago. Helfer gets to engage in Villainous Monologue. Poor Helfer, as much a puppet to bad writing as Ubergard is to her will.
But at least she does it in the nude!
| Everything began to happen in slow motion as Ubergard was blown back by Helfer's shout. Helfer then turned to Kitty and began another Shout, "Liz! Slen!..."
However, Mikael ran to intercede while yelling at Kitty, "Kitty, RUN!"
"NUS!"
And instantly Mikael's form was frozen into stasis. |
"Gol! Hah! Dov!" she Shouted, then added calmly. "Please stop now, Ubergod. Put away your blade. Be still."
Ubergard stopped. |
"What have you done to them?!" Ubergard demanded, though unable to move otherwise. |
"Oh them? They are frozen, my Ubergard. No harm. Well, not yet."
"You'd better not harm them or I will cleave your sad head from it's neck, I swear it!"
"Helfer? Helfer would not hurt these two. They are little, like Helfer. It is large, powerful ones like you that hurt. Not poor Helfer! But you will hurt them. Oh yes, you will hurt them badly."
"Helfer, it's not too late. You can stop this. Release them and I'll do whatever you ask!" |
"What is it? Free them and I'll do anything."
"Helfer wants you to free them. You can do that for them, Ubergod. You will do that for them. Helfer could release them, you know. The slightest touch of magic and they would be free. Helfer can do small magics. But oh, the things that can happen until then. Do you know what happens if you drop a frozen one from a height like this onto rocks below? Oh yes, it is not pretty. They shatter. A million little Kitties, twinkling like glass. Helfer knows. Helfer has seen. Helfer has done!"
Ubergard's eyes grew wide in comprehension. "No! They've done nothing but help you Helfer! I hurt you. I'm the one you want. Why would you do this to them?" |
"We do. No tears, but we cry. And we remember. If you do this, I will remember."
"Not long will you remember. Don't worry, they feel nothing. They see nothing. They just will never know another moment. But no, Helfer will not have you shatter them. Last night was long. Helfer has a better idea for your Khajiit friend. She you care about most. You will drop her in the river. She may die instantly, but probably she will not. She will lie there, at the bottom of the river. For years. For decades. For centuries! Perhaps someday she will be rescued, but not by you. And if that day comes, you will be gone. Helfer will be gone. All will be gone. But no one will know she is there." |
"Why did your master exile you here, Helfer? What did you do?" Ubergard asked, not really caring but trying to stall the crazed Khajiit. Perhaps someone would come along soon. |
"But Helfer shattered her. Shattered her to little tiny pieces. Oh yes, never to be put together again. Poor Master was heartbroken, but he knew who had done it. He knew how. He tried his magic on those shards. They instantly unfroze. That was a horrible thing he did. She oozed. She dripped away. She melted. And the smell was awful. Oh, Master, you should not have done that. He killed her, do you understand? She was, in a way, still alive until he did that. Still could be brought back. Maybe, somehow. But the goo that dripped away was not living. Helfer prays it was not living." |
"What's the hurry?" Ubergard asked, though she turned and approached the frozen form of Kitty. "Do your Shouts not last forever?"
Helfer followed at a safe distance behind. "Oh, don't worry Ubergod. Kitty will stay frozen forever. But you... Never mind. Helfer has a plan for you too."
Ubergard lifted Kitty easily, totally unable to stop herself from carrying out the will of the mad Helfer. |