Sword of St. Michael #15
#45 of Sampson and Devilah
Faniel
In which a new player enters the game, promptly gets hung up, and gets an uncalled for pubic grooming dis from Agrat.
And for that, she must die. Nobody disses Angel Muff!
| And she didn't.
Suddenly, an extremely white light appeared within the cave. White was simply not a color of Hell, and it's presence was as unexpected and out-of-place as a snowman. It pierced her eyelids, and even as she opened them it began to fade. |
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" |
"Oh! I'm sorry," said the newcomer, still ignoring Agrat as the brilliance dimmed. Devilah could now make out the outlines of a rather impressively built light skinned human. As the woman continued speaking in that incongruously innocent tone, Devilah realized now that she could see wings behind the form.
"We've not been properly introduced. Sampson, I'm called Faniel," she said while stepping up to Sampson. She stood hesitantly for a moment, suddenly realizing he had no free hands, then grasped his penis delicately and shook it in greeting. "Well, give it just a few minutes Sampson and you'll be out of this." |
"Oh my!" Faniel squeaked. "This is quite uncomfortable! I'm sorry Devilah, I suppose I'll have to talk to it." With that, the winged intruder focused on Agrat. |
"No power? Perhaps you forget, demon, the Creator made all - yes, even your little pit here. His power is everywhere, no matter what you like to pretend." |
"Hey," squeaked the Angel in a clear and definite whine, "That's a low blow. I just transfigured into this body. I haven't had a chance to do anything with it yet!" |
"You're insane. It's those feathers. Got into your brain I think. Would you like to be deflowered by a creature from the pit here? I was going to use him on Sampson, but I think he could do you both quite well."
"I pity you demons. No imagination. Sorry demon, but that won't happen. You won't live another 5 minutes." |
"Devilah," the Angel turned to her with a smile.
All faces turned to the little Khajiit-shaped female huddling by the edge of the cave.
"You are not a minion of Hell." |
Meanwhile, the synapses in Devilahs brain had fired so quickly that her muscles were in motion before Faniel's last syllable was finished and Agrat turned back to the Angel. Even Sampson didn't realize what was happening.
"Do you know what Devilah did last night, demon Agrat? Devilah knelt and prayed to the Creator. Do you know what that means?" Faniel smiled dispite her uncomfortable position, holding Agrat's attention a split second longer so that she didn't notice the sound of metal on stone. |