Stacy's Dad
Parody of Stacy's Mom inspired by a tweet
OK so this one's inspired by one of Bad Doberman's tweets
I really need to get an actual story out soon but I keep ending up writing parodies!
Stacy's dad please take me to your pad [x4]
Stacy can I come over after school? (I won't drool)
We can doggie paddle around the pool (around the pool)
Did your dad get back from his trucking trip? (trucking trip)
Is he in that glass door room where I can watch him strip? (watch him strip)
You know I'm not the little pup I used to be
I'm a big dog now, baby can't you see?
Stacy's dad, please take me to your pad
You're all I want even though I know it's bad
Stacy can't you see, you're just not the one for me?
I know I'm such a cad, but I want to suck off Stacy's dad
Stacy's dad please take me to your pad [x2]
Stacy do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your dad came out with just a Speedo on (Speedo on)
I could tell he liked me by the way he stared (the way he stared)
And the way he growled, "Keep that tail up in the air" (up in the air)
And I know you think I'm just flat-out crazy
But since your dad's alone, he sure could use a dog like me
Stacy's dad please take me to your pad
You're all I want even though I know it's bad
Stacy can't you see, you're just not the one for me?
I know I'm such a cad, but I want to suck off Stacy's dad
Stacy's dad just took me to his pad
I've finally got what I've wanted oh so bad
Stacy just can't see what her daddy's done to me
I know I'm just a cad, but uh-oh
(I know I'm being bad)
I'm sucking off (Stacy's dad, oh yeah)
(Stacy's dad, oh yeah)
I'm sucking off Stacy's dad