Ninth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (7 years late entry for worst crossover fanfiction contest) by Diogenes Shandor-

Ninth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (7 years late entry for worst crossover fanfiction contest)

Story by Diogenes Shandor- Bio Major and Cynic on SoFurry

Diogenes Shandor- Bio Major and Cynic, Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest, Ban Fanfiction Writing Contest, Comedy, Crossover, Donic, Humor, Kennedy assassination, Lee Harvey Oswald, M/F, My Little Pony, Parody, Rainbow Dash, Rule 34, Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog, Time travel, Violence (Not In Yiff), dallas, spoof

Another ridiculous story based on the prompt from the Bad Fanfiction Contest that Ausfur ran about seven years ago

One day Rainbow Dash walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so she could take a shower. Rainbow Dash had been here plenty of times not expecting anything to happen. Itt was just a normal locker room, and just a normal shower... or was it? Actually Rainbow Dash could never ever have been prepared for what was really in the shower room that day

"Oops, I think I went in the wrong room. Hello sonic"

"Hey Rainbow" replied the hedgehog, "wanna fuck?"

Because Rainbow Dash was fast she agreed. Sonic put his penis in and after a glorious fraction of a second (but a normal amount of thrusts) it was over.

"That was quick" they both laughed as they pulled apart.

Then Sonic looked out the window and saw that it was suddenly 1963, and shouted "It was so quick we went back in time!"

"We have to stop the Kennedy assassination!"

They ran to the Texas Schoolbook Depository, and Rainbow Dash flew. When they got there Lee Harvey Oswald was aiming his rifle to kill Kennedy. Sonic curled into a ball and jumped on Oswald's head, killing him instantly. Then they robbed his ass.

"Check his hands" said Sonic, "does he have any rings?"

"All he's got is this weird book."

"That's the Honest Book of Truth, the stolen grimoire he used to make his magic bullets. We can use this to get home."

"What's it say!?"

Sonic climbed onto Rainbow Dash's back, "Ok, it says first we need to get up to 88 miles per hour"

"Done" said Rainbow Dash, crashing throuh the window and into the sky

"Now we just have to say the magic words," continued Sonic, "Aymsofu Kingre Todedd!"

A flash of light surrounded them, and when the world returned the Dallas skyline was filled with smoke and ruins. Rainbow Dash skidded into the ground, toppling Sonic off of of her.

"OH NO!" screamed Sonic, "We went too far"

"Yea, looks like it" replied Dash.

"I know how to fix this" said Sonic, eyeing Dash's pussy

[Roll credits]