The Little Corporate Hen - A Fable
The Little Corporate Hen set out one day to make some bread. While gathering supplies she met the Mouse. The Mouse said "I could help you gather the flour if you let me have some of the bread". But the Little Corporate Hen said "You don't have five...
I Never Eat Anything With A Face (Clean Version)
Mallory's eyes fluttered open. He ached all over, it hurt to breathe, all of the mouse's extremities screamed with pain, and when he tried to get up... no, that wasn't going to happen, his legs were broken, so was his right arm. Abruptly everything...
I Never Eat Anything With A Face (Naughty Version)
Mallory's eyes fluttered open. He ached all over, it hurt to breathe, all of the mouse's extremities screamed with pain, and when he tried to get up... no, that wasn't going to happen, his legs were broken, so was his right arm. Abruptly everything...
Eighth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Fluttershy walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he/she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so he/she...
Seventh Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Amy Rose walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he/she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so he/she...
A is for Anal: An Unpublishable Children's Book
A is for Anal B is for Bukkake C is for Cumshot D is for Discipline E is for Exhibitionism F is for Furries F is also for Fisting, Fingering, and Fucking G is for Gay H is for Hentai I is for Incest J is for Jism K is for Kissing L is for...
The Naughty Kitty: An Unpublishable Children's Book
One day Bobo the monkey saw a kitty cat. He tried to put his penis in it, but the kitty was naughty and ran away -pg brk- Koko th monkey grabbed the kitty's tail as it ran by and tried to put his penis in, but the kitty was naughty and squirmed out...
The Dead and the Desmodontinae
Petru stewed in the tower of his castle. That ridiculous wizard in the swamp had spoiled his fun for the third time in as many weeks. It had been all he could do to feed enough to regenerate the skin that had sloughed off his face and neck after their...
Where Little Tentacle Monsters Come From
In a remote stretch of Himilayan forest Yavin Yeti finished tracing the magical seal upon the ground in a large clearing. He burnt the ritual sacrifice of cabbages and newborn mice and began the incantation described in the Book of Neuronicus From...
The Ball of Furrymuir (Part 1)
**The Ball of Furrymuir** (sung to the tune of "The Ball of Kirriemuir") Chorus: Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all" Verse: Four and twenty virgins went...
Sixth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fan Fiction Writing Contest)
**Sixth Steamy Day At Hortonville High** **(In which Rainbow Dash encounters an orgy of flavor...)** One day Rainbow Dash walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout she just did. "Hmm I...
The Seduction of Svadilfari
On one autumn day at the dawn of time, when Asgard was new, a lone traveler rode in one day and approached the gods with an offer. "O lords of the Aesir and Vanir, your might is great, but so is that of your enemies the frost and fire giants. If you...