Spitting Bellyrider
_This story contains depictions of extreme acts of sex and violence. Do not read it if such material would be illegal for you to read or if you are a pussy and easily offended..._ * * * Dedicated to the memory of his honor the Marquis De Sade * *...
Where Little Tentacle Monsters Come From
In a remote stretch of Himilayan forest Yavin Yeti finished tracing the magical seal upon the ground in a large clearing. He burnt the ritual sacrifice of cabbages and newborn mice and began the incantation described in the Book of Neuronicus From...
The Seduction of Svadilfari
On one autumn day at the dawn of time, when Asgard was new, a lone traveler rode in one day and approached the gods with an offer. "O lords of the Aesir and Vanir, your might is great, but so is that of your enemies the frost and fire giants. If you...
The Mating Habits of the College Bound Mantis
Before I begin the story, there are just a few things that I have to say first, but I figure that that's OK since you all are just going to skip past it to the story anyway. I was inspired to write this story by a short film by the Church of the...
I Never Eat Anything With A Face (Clean Version)
Mallory's eyes fluttered open. He ached all over, it hurt to breathe, all of the mouse's extremities screamed with pain, and when he tried to get up... no, that wasn't going to happen, his legs were broken, so was his right arm. Abruptly everything...
I Never Eat Anything With A Face (Naughty Version)
Mallory's eyes fluttered open. He ached all over, it hurt to breathe, all of the mouse's extremities screamed with pain, and when he tried to get up... no, that wasn't going to happen, his legs were broken, so was his right arm. Abruptly everything...
The Effects of Mantid Clutch Placement On Apiarian Reproduction Patterns
_This story contains sexual situations and so forth. It should only be read in locations in which it woud be legal for you to read such material and should not be read in locations where it would not be legal for you to read it or for me to provide you...
Third Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #3 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Fox McCloud walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he/she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so...
Fifth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Yoshi walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/ was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so he could take a...
Eighth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Fluttershy walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he/she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so he/she...
Kismesis
Ketos Liwyatan drew her dagger and hid beside the door of Perthein Bher's respiteblock. She had been working herself up to this for weeks, when Perthein retired for the night from his duties as overseer and subjugglator of sector five of this pathetic...
Thank Goodness It's The Singularity
The gods' ways are truly abominable unto me. By day I find no relief, nor repose by night. I will destroy, I will wreck their ways, That quiet may be restored. Let us have rest! For the gods keep hidden from men the means of life. Else you would...