Painful Questions
#1 of Singles
My first story! I'd love to hear what you think.
One careless dragon, and three impossible questions.
Painful Questions
Selarous strolled out of his standard everyday cave to find a note in his "mailbox" (aka: wedged between a couple stones). He was a typical feral dragon: four legs, long tail, covered in dark blue scales, pair of black horns, pair of strong wings, short black spines, nice sheath, and an unscaled smooth scrotum; two testicles included. His wing membranes and belly were a slightly lighter blue. His physique could probably be considered fit. Not burly, but sleek with muscle. Nothing really out of the ordinary.
What was unusual however, was getting mail. He took the note with great curiosity. Even more unusual, Selarous seems to have been picked for a special event! It's a show that invites special guests to take part in funny activities. Usually they'd bring in a popular individual and poke fun at each other, or sometimes they invite the audience to take part in ridiculous activities. They were a comedy show.
Selarous looked at this note in confusion. There wasn't anything especially special about him other than being a dragon. Yet surveys show that people wanted to see specifically him on that stage! Who knows why he won the vote, he wasn't particularly popular. He also wasn't much of a comedian either, but the compensation was attractive. They'd probably poke fun at his apparently plain qualities or something.
When he got to the office, he was given the contract. Apparently, the show had something to do with answering questions or something. The businessman was nice and polite, kept things in simple terms. Everything seemed pretty simple. The main thing he was looking for was any lasting effects of the contract, but it seems pretty clear that this is just a one time thing. Selarous sped through some parts of the contract and skipped the rest. These people had a good reputation, surely, they'll put on a good show!
Selarous returned at 8 PM that same day. He was given a quick tour of the stage by the manager. "Basically, you'll be asked three questions. That's all. I shouldn't tell you much more, it'll be better if your reaction is authentic. Don't worry about getting them right or wrong, just give it your best. Do you have any questions?"
Selarous shook his head. "Seems straight forward."
The manager looks pleased. "Very good. When the show begins, you'll be led onto the stage by Jessy. She'll get you set up." Selarous nods in acknowledgement. "Good. I'm glad you could come Selarous. I'll see you after the show."
The announcer was doing some sort of introduction, hyping up the audience. Jessy seemed to know when to go in, and Selarous followed her on the stage. The bright lights of the spotlights glimmered off his deep blue scales; surely, he must have looked spectacular. The audience supported his claim as they awed at the sight of a dragon on stage.
On their side of the stage, a comical appearing stockade was mounted to the ground. Yes, the thing used to punish people in the old times. Big and yellow, some green zig zags and patterns in some places, and definitely plastic. A funny looking prop, something this silly could create laughter on its own! Jessy opened the stockade and instructed the dragon to position himself in it. Selarous complied, lowering himself and placing his head just past the stockade, and his front paws on the sides. It put his eyes at about belly level of the people around him.
This position faced him toward the other side of the stage, which faced his side to the audience. Jessy closed the mechanism, and adjusted something to loosen the grip. It was comfortable, but he couldn't get his paws or head out of it. His only complaint would be the awkward position of the rest of his body. However, Jessy brought out a cushioned table and placed it under his belly. She cranked it up until it supported his weight in his bent position. He still had to put a little effort in keeping his hind end up, but it wasn't a problem.
With nowhere else to look, Selarous noticed a massive red button embedded in the floor, just a bit ahead of him. A little transparent, definitely a light in it. Looking like a silly little game so far! However, Jessy's next action was a bit unexpected. There was the sound of chains, and he felt metal shackles secure around his hind legs. This seemed weird, but he didn't raise any question since he did agree to the contract. He tested the shackles. It didn't give him much room to move his legs closer than a standing position, though moving outward met no resistance.
An announcer speaks loudly through the speakers. "Here we are, ladies and gents! Selarous, the blue dragon you have requested for! Give him a round applause for being here with us tonight!" The crowed erupts in cheers. "Selarous here will be asked three questions! Will he answer right? Or will he be punished by the mysterious red button? Let's find out! Let's welcome...Sophia!"
The crowed cheers as a beautiful foxy humanoid walked onto the stage. Her fur a beautiful orange, and spirals as it mixes with her white belly. She's wearing quite a fancy dress. All black, and made of little black plastic rings. It almost looks like scales. Her belly is open, and the color contrasts nicely with her fur. She walks onto stage with the sound of high heels. The audience seems to know her though, and with the cheering, she must be well liked. She stands about 3 meters before him, just behind the red button. She takes a pose with one leg in front, and turns herself a little toward the audience. She looks at him across a shoulder with seductive eyes.
"First question!" yelled the announcer. There was silence for a moment, the suspense building. Suddenly Sophia spoke in a soft voice, "What size are my breasts?". Selarous looked at her in disappointment and bewilderment. That's quite an odd question to ask! But being a dragon, and naturally interested in other dragons, breasts weren't really his specialty. He knew virtually nothing about their sizes! The crowed seemed to realize this too, as they responded with a "ohhhh" at the harsh question from the female. Her breasts seemed pretty large...actually quite large. But he didn't know the letter associated with it. People like big breasts, and getting an A is a good grade, right? Selarous looked up at her with a hopeful, yet nervous look.
"B"?
Her expression turned sour, and her voice filled with a fiery anger. "Wrong!" She stomps on the red button before him. It lights up bright red, then he feels a clunk in the table under him. The very next moment, a sudden and powerful blast of water is fired from the back of the table. It smashes something between his hind legs with a clearly audible crash. The water collides with the front of his scrotum with what feels like a cannon, powerful enough to fling his eggs back against his tail. It was even was powerful enough to force water into his sheath. The blast ricochet off his balls, and sprayed the surrounding area. A little of it even getting the front row wet. Selarous goes wide eyed, his jaw wide open in a silent scream. His hind legs immediately give out, though the table keeps him up. He strains to close his legs as hard as he can, but the shackles keep his legs open, leaving his balls unprotected.
The crowed seemed to be laughing up a storm, but it was hard to tell through the pain. Selarous strained to look up, and saw Sophia walk up to him and knelt down in front of him. The male was still whining, his eyes tearing up, his groin dripping, and balls still swaying from the impact. "Seriously? B? I don't even feel bad pressing that button. These babies are double D's, dipstick. You think dragons are so big that you can't appreciate real breasts? Well I hope that big ego between your legs aches for a year!" She squishes her breasts out at him before getting up and aggressively strutting off stage.
Selarous was about to speak out, he wasn't prepared for this! As he was putting his words together, a couple people dressed in black like a ninja ran onto stage. One was checking the shackles on his hind legs. Ah, they were the safety team, making sure everything was still in order. The second one tended to the mechanisms on his upper body.
While working, she spoke softly. "That looked like it hurt!" She dried the water from his eyes. "But you're doing great so far, keep it up!" The one in the back seemed to be wiping up the water on the floor, he could feel the towel against his claws occasionally. "I..." Selarous didn't know what to say. The encouragement helped. If he could just get through two more questions, he wouldn't have an angry crowed, and he would walk out with his cash...and maybe a limp.
The two ninjas finished their maintenance and quickly left stage. Hold on a second...she dried up all that water around me, but didn't even bother to dry ME? Selarous felt insulted, water was still rolling down his legs, and dripping from his groin.
The announcer returned to the stage. "That was a tough question! Don't you agree?" The crowd responds with a chuckled agreement. "Lets see if he does better this time! Lets welcome Grayne!" An actual hippo walks on stage in a bikini. She jiggles constantly as her natural weight is extremely apparent. She tries way too hard to sway her hips, and despite her constant jiggle, she tries to move nimbly across the stage like some sort of bad ballerina. Her entrance is already enough to make the crowd fall into laughter. She takes a pose with one arm around her belly, and the other high in the air. She gives Selarous a fiercely "sexy" stare.
"Question 2!" The announcer yells. The crowed begins to quiet down.
Before reaching complete silence, the hippo bursts out, breaking her pose. "Ohh are you dripping down there?" The hippo makes a show of pointing at his hind end. "Ohh I'm flattered, do you really find me so attractive?" She resumes her pose. Selarous isn't sure if he's supposed to respond, but thankfully she doesn't give him a chance. "Well, since you think so, please tell me. Am I fat?" The crowd murmurs mixed answers.
Is she fat? I mean...yes? But this has got to be a trick question. It's gotta be an interesting answer, right? No one likes being called fat, or at least, dragons usually don't...and not making her angry is definitely the goal here! Look at how much she's moving, she's trying to be a cat. But should I assume this is a trick? She's a hippo for crying out loud!
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Selarous looks up after appearing to be deep in thought. "Yes, you are fat".
The hippo staggers back in shock. Aw shi... "You horrible boy!" She stomps on the button! This time, there is a clunk in the stage under the dragon. Suddenly, an object launches up from between his legs, and smashes his testicles into his body. "AWWRRUHH!" Selarous squeals as his delicate eggs flatten. It feels like an oversized boxing glove attached to a sturdy pole. It punches Selarous with enough force to lift his hind in the air, and tilt his body into the stockade. The shackles force his legs to open a little more when he's off the ground. The poor male can feel both testicles firmly caught by the glove, and his weight squashing his gonads into the intrusive fist. The pain just gets worse, and he realized that the hippo is still stepping on the button, keeping the fist planted in his crotch.
"Who are you calling fat?" She yells angrily. "Just look at your size! I bet you feel every ounce of your weight right now! Lets see which of us are heavier. Right. Now." She moves all her weight on the button, completely standing on the red button now. As a result, the fist moves higher into the air, lifting more of his body off the table.
"OOoohhhhh!" The dragon moans out, no doubt earning more laughter from the audience.
"Do you think my fat is funny? The way it bounces around when I dance? I'd like to see YOU bounce!" The hippo shifts her weight up and down, releasing and adding weight to the button. The fist shifts up and down, repeatedly pushing against his testicles. Selarous has his eyes squeezed shut. Every time the fist goes back up, he shouts "Ahhh!" "Ahhh!" "Ahhh!".
She goes back to a standing position. Lifting his hind with a guaranteed "Ooohhhhhhh". "What's wrong big boy? Can't handle your own weight?" Selarous can only groan in pain. The hippo gets off the button. Selarous goes limp, letting his hind hang lazily off the table. With his hind legs restrained further back, and his hips forward, everyone gets a clear view of his abused nuts.
"Look at your balls, just hanging...so floppy. I bet it swings around more than my weight! I should be laughing at how disgusting your dangling nuts are!" The crowd goes "oohhhhh" at the insult. She briefly stomps on the button again, launching the fist up to thrash his precious eggs. He jumps and whines, but quickly goes back to his limp position. "Hah hah! See how they swing around? Now that's funny. See ya, looser." The hippo jiggles off the stage.
The announcer returns. "Whoa! Never make a hippo angry! Am I right?" The audience laughs and cheers. "I think we need to give Mr. Dangly over here a moment to recover. We'll be right back!" The curtains close, and someone else starts advertising a thing.
The ninjas quickly scurry to the dragon, other workers perform maintenance checks on the stage. The one in front speaks again. "Wow, dragons really ARE tough!" Selarous suddenly felt a little pride return. "We're changing your position; you've spent enough time like this." The ninjas undo all the bindings, and Selarous was allowed to move freely.
Another minute passed and Selarous found the energy to 'stand' normally again, although breathing a bit hard. He's instructed to stand in the middle of the stage now, facing the audience. A new set of bindings are attached around all his paws, tail, and his torso. The purpose of these are a complete mystery. Currently, they don't restrict his local movement at all. "Hey, everyone loves you. Just one more time and the glory is yours!" With that, she took off. He wasn't too sure what she meant by glory. But hey, at least all that bashing shook off a lot of the water from earlier.
How did I get into this mess? This isn't anything like their usual shows. It's a good thing they're paying me well, or I'd be out of here! One more question. Just one more question and I'll be out of here. Hold on a second. Why am I feeling all warm and tingly?
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The announcer returns with his powerful voice. "Welcome back ladies and gents! It looks like Selarous is back on his claws, and ready for the last question! Let's see who has a question for our blue dragon now. Ah! It's Feh! The Pixy!"
A small, winged humanoid, flutters on the stage. The wings don't really seem to contribute to her movement. She wanders between the dragon and the audience. "Oh look, such a cute draggy. All ready to play too. I hear an awful lot of things about your kind. How about you tell us what you think of me? Do you think I'm strong?"
Oh you're kidding me. What's with these questions! If this is three in a row, I'll the unluckiest male dragon in the world. Alright so lets see...well she doesn't LOOK intimidating. But she's a pixy, maybe she has magic? Is she even a real pixy? Ah whatever, there's nothing wrong with having some strength, right? Heck, if I say no, she'll probably "prove" how strong she is. Heck, she's probably is a real pixy, and she'll enhance herself with magic or something.
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Selarous shifts his weight and assumes a sturdy and confident stance. He looks at her with respect. "Yes, I think you are strong."
"Ew, of course a dragon would adore strength." His posture suddenly droops, and his jaw hangs open in disbelief.
WTF?
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"Always taking things, flaunting your...'pride'. You dragons think you're so strong, huh? Well let me show you what my power is!"
The pixy makes a motion of lifting both her arms in the air. Suddenly, the floor beneath him folds under, and it all turns into a totem behind the dragon. The bindings on him are attached to the moving boards. In the end, his back is secured against the totem, and all his limbs are spread open. There must have been a gag hidden under the boards, because suddenly a ball gag got wrapped around his maw. Now his everything...faces the audience. His loose scrotum, leaving his loose balls laying vulnerable against his tough tail with no protection, and even the erection he didn't realize he had. When did I get hard? I knew I was feeling warm earlier. There must have been something in the fluids from the first question. Dang it, I've been set up! There were never any right answers!
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"You like big muscles huh? Well look at me. Am I rippling with muscle?" The little pixy drifts between the male's open legs. "I don't NEED to be strong to put you down!" She rears up a punch and slams her miniature fist in his right nut. Selarous jumps in his bonds. It doesn't feel like much more than flick! But his balls are already so sensitive, it definitely hurts.
The fairy begins boxing his right testicle. Executing all sorts of combinations. "Take this! And that! Hah! Huh!" All the little pricks of pain has Selarous wriggling in his bonds. The crowd finds his predicament especially comedic. A big strong dragon getting beat up by a little pixy.
"Hahahaha! I'm not even getting started!" The pixy flies up and wraps herself around the tip of his cock. "I don't need to be so strong, I just need to know where to hit!" With that, she shoves her fist down his urethra. "Hhoooohhhh" Selarous drives his hips back into the totem as much as possible to get her fist out.
"I'm so small and pretty, what can you do against me, oh powerful dragon?" The pixy taunts as she slides her fist around, using her fingers to feel the inside of his dick. The male in return starts bucking his hips at the odd and powerful sensation. "Hmmm, I bet this is really sensitive. Am I ever the first one to ever go inside your dick? I hope I didn't take your virginity!" She jokes as she pulls her fist out.
"You know what else I have to beat you with? You might be big, but I have persistence!" She quickly goes to hug his left nut and begins to hug harder and harder. "Lets see if you can last longer than me!" Selarous begins to whine, and louder as she clamps harder. Soon, he's wailing, thrusting his junk in the air as the pixy is definitely deforming his swelling egg. One of the thrusts makes his balls bounce enough to make her fall off. "Hmph. Think you can take me on? Well fine, I'll show you another power I have. The power...of numbers!"
The pixy turns to the audience. She lifts her arms in the air again, and boxes of fruits emerge throughout the room. "Gather here, all! Lets show this dragon who's stronger!" The crowd cheers louder than ever. Everyone rushing to the nearest box to gather their weapons. Suddenly, a hail of fruits were aimed at Selarous's vulnerable groin.
There was no mercy, everyone was throwing as hard as they could at something sensitive. Some people decided to use their own food too. It was especially embarrassing when that one girl cracked a few raw eggs against his own. Some of them liked to aim at his dick, making it bounce around, trying to graze it with the stems of some fruit. But it wouldn't be uncommon for an apple or orange to hit near a testicle, and push that nut around in his scrotum. Thankfully there weren't any large fruit.
Occasionally, someone would get a solid hit, and hit the testicle dead on. Selarous howled every time, but the onslaught never ended. For what could have been a full hour, the hoard of his tormentors reminded him that a ton of weaklings could easily beat a dangling and vulnerable, strong male dragon with an erection.
By the time crowd ran out of food to throw, Selarous was full of tears. He barely had the energy to scream anymore, and had lost sense of the world around him. Both his balls were very swollen, at least double their normal size, and very easy targets.
The announcer finally returned. "Thank you everyone, for being a part of our show tonight! If you see Selarous around, please give him your kind regards."
Selarous definitely passed out. He woke up in a room, on his back, where the lights are no longer completely blinding. It appeared to be a backstage office. He lifts his head and looks down to find the couple ninja girls between his legs, one holding an ice pack against his balls, and the other seemed to be cleaning his softening cock. It was humiliating, but they were very gentle, and didn't cause any discomfort. "Hey I knew you could do it!" Said the one ninja who was always full of positivity. "Awake until the end, and no lasting injuries! You're way more reliable than most."
Selarous was still waking up, everything seemed like a dream.
What was that about breast sizes, and being fat? It's like some sort of brainwash. Oh, and there was definitely a power-hungry pixy in all that too. All those people too. They all seemed to be having a great time. Even if they were...throwing stuff at me.
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He takes a moment to take everything in. Then realizes what is going on right now. He looks down at the ninjas again, then speaks to the quiet ninja. "Why are you cleaning my dick?"
The cheerful one speaks. "Oh you came a couple times at the end. The people loved it. Don't think much about it though. The drugs definitely made it happen."
Selarous groaned and laid his horned head back on the ground. Ohhh how embarrassing. With his head still upside down, he asks "Where's the manager? I should get going."
"He said something about an urgent matter, and had to leave immediately. He left your compensation on the table, and said you're free to go."
Selarous looked up at the table and saw a heavy pouch of coins on the edge. "Good, I'll be leaving then." The male tried to roll over, but took a couple attempts since he couldn't close his legs too much. When he finally stood up, his balls barely fit between his legs. He had to walk in an awkward waddle. The ninja speaks up, "You can stay here until you recover."
No way, I want out, the sooner the better. "I'm fine, I'm fine. It'll just have to be a slow walk." He picked up the bag and began to walk out.
Made it out of here with the money...and a BIG limp.
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Selarous halts and turns back to the ninjas. Speaking to the second one who previously cleaned the water. "Can you talk"? The ninja nods slowly. "Ah...good to know". At this, he waddles his way home, especially aware of how his balls felt as he strode.
The next day:
Selarous just got out of the shower. Even after the whole night and most of the morning, his gonads still ached. Suddenly, a call came in on his standard everyday cave holoprojector. It was from his good friend, Vaniloth; a strong feral green scaled dragon. Still feeling a little uncomfortable with the show, he took the call.
Selarous- "Hey Vaniloth." Vaniloth- "Dude did I just see you on TV!? I didn't know you took jobs like that!" S-"What!? You saw it?" V- "Ah, it WAS you! Do you know you were in the adult showtimes? I never expected you to get into something like this." S- "I didn't know what I was getting into! I almost feel tricked...deceived!" V- "Pfft what are you talking about, didn't you read the contract?" S- "Well...kind of." V- "Man, you know you're careless. We talked about this before." Vaniloth starts bursting in laughter. V- "Hahaha! But look where you got you this time! That hippo totally had you!" S- "Ugh yea yea whatever. Did you call to say anything else?" V- "Just thought you should know that your show was on adult trending. I figured you got in there by accident. But you'll probably get a lot of people who want business with you. I know you aren't struggling financially, but man, you got work." S- "What!? N-no! That can't be true! I won't do that again!" V- "No one else knows you agreed to get your balls smashed by accident...except me. You'll be letting a lot of people down you know~." S- "Fuck! I need to think of a way out of this. If I agree to another one, this will never end!" V- "Hey well...I'm taking your line right now, and I have an idea." S- "You? I have a bad feeling already." V- "Hey, you're already in the dirt, my friend. So how about this. I'll hire you so no one can bother you with offers anymore. We'll do some mildly interesting stuff to keep people satisfied, but keep it a low enough quality so you slowly lose popularity. Eventually you'll just be a normy again, and you'll be free to leave." S- "Hmm, that doesn't sound so...wait wait wait. You planned this from the start! You wanted to hire me before you even called!" V- "The offer is waiting." S- "I feel so betrayed." Selarous whined. V- "With so many people at your cave, with no door might I add, you know you'll end up agreeing to someone. Who knows what they'll have you do! I promise, as a friend, you will still have your balls when we're done with you. So, what will it be?"