Everyone Does It: Five Years

Story by Simplified on SoFurry

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#48 of Everyone Does It

this is not finished, I'm uploading this now, so I didn't miss today, that being the fifth year anniversary of what, for me, had become my most viewed, best liked and longest story.

I never wanted to stop this when I did last year, I had just at that time gotten to the point where I was just struggling to come up with anything worth posting in EDI, which is so far the closest thing to a success I could claim as my own. I know 4000 views is paltry to so many others, especially if you look on Youtube, where you see people with 10 million subscribers, or even around here where there's people who've been here longer than me, have garnered more views for themselves and me, a little autistic, almost-30, manchild from South Texas, I was able to do this and if this is all I have, then I'm happy.

This is just a little update, as these chapters typically have been, of what the EDI cast has been up to since my brain last left their world. X3

I will say, this is definitely not an end... I'll keep this train rolling until the views just stop coming, then and only then may I stop. Every time I get back to writing one of these, I feel like I'm revisiting with old friends, old friends that I made up in my head.

This is Simplified, keeping it simple!


"What do you wanna do today?"

"I'da know, what do you wanna do today?"

The little aardwolf snuffed as she pushed her muzzle into the bare chest of her love, "Don't look at me, babes. All I wanna do right now is sit right here an' collect y'alls sweat and stink." She kissed a nipple that came near her little muzzle.

A big brown-furred arm came down around her, scratching gently at the back of Krystal's skull as she quietly, wetly indulged herself on his nipple. Taylor held her as he wondered if this was what mothers felt... then quickly banished that thought knowing there was nothing at all motherly or wholesome about this.

Across from the brown rat, a small brown fruit bat wrapped his winged arm around both of his loves, his lawful wedded husband and their feisty little freeloader.

Krystal giggled as she could feel the warmth of both her males in such proximity. She bit the nipple she'd been suckling as scratched the bellies of her two loves, gradually moving further down towards their privates.

Taylor laughed softly, his breath making her ears twitch, "I know we agreed to do this whole nude sunbathing thing for ya, Krys but uh," he halted when he felt her fingers brushing his currently flaccid member, as a cool breeze blew over the trio.

Vlad snickered, "Tay, this is the same girl who pounced our friend in a public restroom, and routinely pees on us. Exhibitionism is nothing to her."

She stopped suckling to look up at the rat, "We already know I've done far worse than this, babe." She gave him a sharp nip to his neck as she squeezed both his and Vlad's balls in her paws.

Both bat and rat groaned as she expertly used her digits and claws to roll their nuts.

Taylor just gave in, letting his legs fall open to let the little hyena do what she liked as his mind started to wander.

Vlad sighed, leaning in his hips as he grew hard, "Can you believe it's been five years already?"

Krystal asked, "Five years since what?" still at work, stroking her men's growing erections.

Taylor sighed as well, "Five years since that day, the day our little kleptomaniac here went to this one doe's house, right?" He looked over at Vlad.

The bat blushed, "Yeah... I always had trouble with being able to sit in one place without someone there by me. This was when Taylor worked at Tail Twisters. I went into this one lady's house to take her shit... not out of malice or anything, just because I was bored. I would've given the stuff back, instead I got something taken from me, my virginity."

Krystal had to think, "But you and Taylor have been together since you left high school, right?"

Taylor snickered, "He means his _other_virginity, the doe that was there was in heat and she" he paused, "she caught him taking her stuff, so she took his dick."

Krystal blinked before looking at Vlad, "So your first girl was technically a rape."

Vlad groaned, "Not technically, it was... even if I did give in, it wasn't what I wanted at all... it shouldn't have happened and yet, because of it, I discovered I was bi and not gay like I'd always thought of myself. If I saw that doe again... I don't know what I would say or do but, that's life eh? It fucks you, then it fucks with your head."

Taylor sighed, "And I, at the time, was somewhere about to cheat on the love of my life... I couldn't go through with it, but the point was, I went there; I was somewhere else when my Vladimir needed me."

Krystal stopped what she was doing, "And that's why the three of us go so well together, hmm? We're fucked up."

Taylor hugged both Vlad and Krystal, "We're not perfect, but we fit perfectly. It's like... you look at the pieces of a puzzle, they have all those bits that stick out, that make them look warped, but they fit right in place."

Vlad laughed, "Taylor 'Confucius' Rifkin over here."

The rat smiled, "I can accept that."

Krystal giggled, "God, I love you both."

...

A small brown ferret kit suckled from its mother's breast.

Candy petted her daughter, playing with the little tousle of hair on her head.

Across from her, a nineteen-year-old marten jill sat, unable to turn her eyes away from her sister-in-law's rack as her new niece fed, "Damn... I know Mike tells you enough, Candy, but you have great tits."

The Latina ferret smiled back at the precocious young adult, "He actually says more about my ass, but thank you, Alessa. It's nice to know I'm a hot mama."

Alessa scoffed, "Shit, you're a hot anything, Sis. I bet you'd make a gay man go hard."

Candy nodded with a playful smugness, "I could, and I have."

"Still ogling my wife, Alessandra?"

The marten jill turned at the sound of her brother's voice. She stuck her tongue at him, "Well, when she's got 'em out like that, it's kinda hard not to look."

Mike chuckled as he hugged his sister, failing to notice her blush as her nose buried in his chest. He was wearing a simple white shirt and a pair of blue boxers. It was his day off from work and the pine marten was happy to be home with his two ladies.

Candy smiled until she smelled a certain scent coming from her infant, "Oh Daddy, your pride and joy has a present for you."

Mike cringed, "Yeah, I could tell from here." as he dutifully picked up little Camila. "You little atom bomb, you." He tickled her belly as she became fussy.

Both Candy and Alessa watched as Mike left to do his fatherly duties for his daughter.

Alessa giggled, "Damn, you got Mikey trained, Candy!"

Candy giggled, "That's not me at all, that's just Mike."

The jill shrugged, "True." She noticed her sister-in-law hadn't buttoned up her blouse, "Um, Candy... your treats are still showing."

The older jill started like she'd just noticed, "Oh, oh dear... How could I forget about that?" She quickly buttoned up her blouse, concealing her breasts as she winked to the teen.

Alessa just blushed some more, "You know, I'm... I'm just gonna go and... do a thing." She stammered before quickly leaving.

Candy just laughed and shook her head, "Such a cute little virgin."

...

A shower started running as two young lovers stepped in under the spray.

A young brown rat blushed as his lover pushed him under the showerhead, paws on the rat's ass and tail as the hyena nipped at his neck and chest.

Leroy growled in Joey's ear and rocked his hips into the rat's as their dicks rubbed, the water making a fine lube for a good frot.

Joe put his right paw around the grinding cocks as he leaned his head back to let his boyfriend get at his tender throat.

Both their hips rocked in tandem as they made love.

Neither male flinched when the door to the bathroom opened.

Krystal came in, as nude as ever, "Hey, boys." She greeted them as she stood over the toilet, spread her vulva then let loose.

Leroy and Joey had just grown accustomed to the lecherous female's ways, that this sort of thing did not phase them anymore. The whole home was very much clothing optional anyway, and the boys had no doubt found themselves cornered by Krystal when neither Taylor nor Vlad were there to sate her hunger.

Leroy's nostrils flared especially as the pungent smell of a female hyena hit him. His thrusts grew more uncoordinated as he began to hump faster into Joey.

The rat mentally thanked her for boosting his lover's breeding instinct as he bit into Leroy's shoulder while their frot grew wetter, stickier, as precum spurted and splattered across both their groins.

Krystal kept her eye on the two humping college teens as she relieved herself, lightly fingering her lips as she pissed into the bowl. Her wild violet eyes narrowed with her growing grin. As her stream died down, she rasped to them, "Y'all boys got room for me in there? I just need a quick shower."

The boys reluctantly slowed to both look at the aardwolf as she wiped her slit clean with toilet paper.

Both boys nodded as Joey stuttered, "Y-yeah, sure, whatever. There's plenty of room, right Leroy?"

The hyena was too turned on to say anything, so he just nodded and grunted.

The boys made room for Krystal as she shamelessly stepped into the shower stall with them, her short stature allowing her to stand perfectly under the spray as her unruly white mane became drenched and she began to drag her little paws all over her own body.

Joey and Leroy both stood together, still dick-on-dick as they looked at Krystal, both their eyes dropping down to her cute ass as her tail involuntarily would flag, giving them a look at her asshole and part of her pussy.

Krystal, of course, knew the effect she was having on them. So she shook her butt for them, letting them see all they liked. Her ear twitched as one of the two came up behind her. Before she knew it, she had big brown arms wrapped around her little white and black-striped waist.

Leroy growled in the aardy's ear as he roughly pulled her back against him, so she could feel his thick maleness hotdogging her tight crevice.

Krystal purred as she let him manhandle her, grinding her booty backwards so he could feel how much she wanted him in her. "You gonna claim my pussy, Roy?" She arched her back to look straight up at him as he rubbed his muzzle into her mane.

Joey stood back, steadily stroking himself, eager to see his boyfriend with Krystal.

Leroy looked back at his lover, and after that quick approval, he crouched down to the floor, dragging his teeth and his tongue through Krystal's lithe boyish body, paws groping at her flat chest, pinching her nipples to make her yip for him. He nuzzled her little ass, letting his tongue bathe her cheeks, before he attacked her snatch, lapping wildly at her pussy, still tasting a little of her relief in the surrounding fur.

Krystal moaned and wiggled her butt for Leroy, letting him sink that wide canid-like tongue between her lips, her breaths becoming uneven as he ate her. She beckoned Joey over, "Come on, Joey..." she said between moans "I hate to leave a nice dick high and dry."

Joey just nodded before he walked around the two.

As Leroy slipped his tongue out of Krystal's rear, then with both paws gripping her rear, he pulled her down into his lap. He changed his stance, so he wasn't on his knees, while his dick was still pointing somewhat upward.

She bit her lip when she could feel that fertile young hyena nudging at her lips. She reached a paw down to guide his dick into her warm snatch until she was seated nice and firmly in his lap.

Leroy moaned heavily at the chance to feel her clinching warmth wrap around him, her muscular walls massaging him as he tried to catch his breath.

Krystal allowed him the time to get used to her. She could smell something just as good inches from her face. She opened her violet eyes and saw Joey standing over her, his dick in her face.

Growling playfully, she flicked her tongue across his tip and giggled at the fevered moan he let out as she licked his tip some more. She wrapped her muzzle around his fat head, her tongue flicking wildly at the rat's cock. She opened her mouth wider to let more of him into her face.

Joey held her drenched white mane in both paws.

Leroy laughed inwardly at how wrong all this was, then he thrust his hips upward as he tugged Krys into his lap, as if he could fill her more.

The slutty little bug-eater just moaned and groaned, her mouthful of rat cock, pussy stuffed with a hyena dick.

Elsewhere in the house as the threesome commenced, Taylor and Vlad laid together in their bed, paw in paw, Taylor being Vlad's big spoon, his cock buried under the bat's little tail. The happy fruit bat sucked on his husband's fingers as Taylor made love to him.

Vlad only stopped sucking to voice an obvious concern, as he could already guess why Krystal hadn't returned from her "potty break", "Ten bucks says she gets pregnant from this."

Taylor chuckled between grunts, "Having another hyena in the house? With her? That shit was doomed from the start."

Vlad held his lover's paw as he arched his back in time with each thrust from his love. He leaned back to lick his husband's broad muzzle, his long tongue entwining with the rat's in an awkward, sloppy, passionate kiss.

Down the hall, in the bathroom, Joey was now sitting on a stool under the shower as Krystal's head bobbed up and down in his lap.

The aardwolf was on fours, her ass turning red from the rough pounding she was getting from Leroy.

Leroy grunted and thrust, teeth chattering as he fucked the wild little lech. In his mind, in all their minds, they all knew how risky this was, just letting him, a fellow hyena, a larger species in fact, potentially plant his seed into her.

Krystal was on her birth control, so she wasn't worried, but even she knew just letting this happen was bad news. And bad news was just another of her buttons. She hungrily sucked and sucked on Joey's cock, feeling him twitch in her throat, her paw playing with his balls, while her other went between her legs to cradle Leroy's balls as well.

In the bedroom, Taylor and Vlad had changed positions, with Vlad riding on top while Tay held him close and made out with his love.

The two sucked intensely on each other's tongues, only ever breaking contact to breathe before starting another hard kiss.

In the shower, Leroy's thrusts got faster as the hyena drew closer and closer to his finish.

Joey started to mirror his lover's fevered thrusts, giving Krystal that proper skullfuck he figured she'd enjoy.

And she was, the little bug eater mentally urged her boys to give to her and give it hard. She didn't want to walk, but crawl away from this.

In the bedroom, Taylor now had Vlad pinned underneath him, as he watched the faces his love made as he continued to fill the bat.

"Tay!" Vlad moaned out as he could feel himself about to pop, "Tay!"

"Yes, Vlady?" Taylor grunted back as he was already on the brink of release.

"I love you, Tay!" Vlad grunted as his wings enveloped his love.

Taylor hit his peak, his balls constricting as he began to unload into the bat's colon.

Vlad gave off a high-pitched squeak as strings of his own semen shot all over his belly, timed almost in sync with each spurt from Tay.

The two lifelong lovers nuzzled and kissed as they both rolled through their shared orgasms.

In the shower, Leroy panted over Krystal's backside as he unloaded into her, his virile semen shooting directly into her womb as he continued to thrust deep between her legs, his twitching balls pressing into her clit and making her groan more as Joey pumped cum down her throat.

Krystal swallowed most of what Joey gave before she backed off, allowing his semi-hard cumming dick to flop right onto her face as she continued to nuzzle him while he dribbled cum all over her face.

Joey had seen her slutty, but this was far beyond what he was used to. He could not take his eyes off as the aardwolf, not sated in the least, proceeded to suck on his balls while his lover seeded her belly.

Leroy lapped exhaustedly at the back of her neck while his orgasm persisted, his balls still emptying into the insatiable lech.

Krystal let Joey's nut drop out of her jaws, then she kissed her way slowly up the rat's belly, his chest until she was nose to nose, "You got anymore in the barrel there, Joey?" She asked as she had already started to stroke him, "I know you'd love to feel my pussy, wet and sticky with your boyfriend's cum, hmm?"

The rat was tired, but with that ringing endorsement, he could already feel himself hardening in her paw, "You are like a drunk man who just won't leave the bar."

She purred at him as she felt Leroy pull out of her, leaving her pussy vacant, "You're calling me a slut? Baby, that's a term of endearment for me."

Joey grunted, "Let me recoup with my boyfriend, eh? We're not robots, ya know."

She giggled then kissed his cheek, "Of course not. You take as long as you want, we have all day."

Joey groaned in thinly veiled disgust, before he crawled around Krystal to hug Leroy.

The hyena was exhausted from busting a nut so big in a package so small. He laughed in Joey's ear, "I'd say it's pretty impossible to insult her, but good try."

Joey laughed as he rested his head on his boyfriend's chest, "Yeah... I tried. And you?"

Leroy sighed, "She's on the pill, right? 'Cause, I feel like I put half my fuckin' soul in her."

Joey blinked like he just remembered that, then sighed, "Quite the little succubus, isn't she?"

Krystal simply sat there and listened to them talking about her. She piped in, "I'm horny, not stupid." She fingered her slit and purred as she felt the sticky cum from Leroy clinging to her digits. She looked at her fingers as she played with the cum, before she stuck her paw in her mouth then licked it clean.

Both boys saw her do this, and only hugged each other closer, enjoying one another's closeness as they were before she came in.

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