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Flipping through the channels on the TV, Ethan is bored with the standard vanilla programming. With nothing planned for the rest of the day, he decides it will be the perfect opportunity for some sex. He hates to admit that he became addicted to sex, but anyone who was willing to invest in a matching set of glory rod portal devices sure as hell wanted to get their money's worth.

Ethan gets off the couch and starts walking across the room while pulling off his clothes. His slightly chubby polar bear body is just the right amount of fluffy and he is sure he could still attract the eye of someone looking for a good time if he ever bothered to leave the house when he was horny.

The white fur on Ethan's body is kind of a mess but that isn't important to him. His butt, sheath, and balls are manscaped to perfection since that is all his anonymous lovers saw of him. Opening the drawer where he hides his twin Glory Rods, he pulls them off the charger and slaps the control bracelet to his wrist.

Looking at the devices, he admires the simple craftsmanship. The devices looked like a sword hilt with a ten inch diameter disk on the end. Leaving them out in the open, you would never guess their purpose is to open a glory hole portal across the galaxy to the countless other users of every known species in the galactic alliance. Having a device that gave access to anonymous sex while screening out the risks of STDs or pregnancy is just another reason Ethan rarely left his home. He lives in a nice enough apartment and considers himself a productive member of society.

Flipping the devices on, Ethan uses the bracelet to link them to the large old 3D TV in his living room. Ethan is old fashioned like that and didn't own a full room holoplayer. A logo pops up as the device streams content: Glory Rod LIVE. Sure it is fun to stick your dick, mouth, or ass up to a portal and have a good time, but Ethan craves a bit more excitement than that.

Using the bracelet, Ethan flips through the holographic display and sets a few filters. Gay, Twin rods, and gameshow. The thousands of live streams filter down to three. Opening the channel with the most amount of viewers, Ethan lays back on the couch and watches.

On the screen is a cute twink of a grey wolf dressed in a tight t-shirt. He is hemming and hawing over a line of 24 glory rods. Twelve of the portals had erect cocks belonging to various species and the other twelve had their matching assholes. Ethan smiles to himself, he loves watching the game called 'Go Fuck Yourself'.

A timer in the corner is ticking down. The wolf reaches for a glory rod and waves the cock around the line of assholes. He squeezes the canine cock and watches the line of assholes like a hawk for a tell of which one it belongs to. He dips it in a tub of lube and slides it into his choice. A buzzer sounds as the wolf get the combination wrong.

His ears droop as he makes the mistake. Ethan talks to his TV and says, "Rookie mistake. He should have went by smell." The cute wolf is flustered and grabs a second rod. He dips the cock in the lube and selects an asshole seemingly by random. A bell rings as he succeeds in the first match. He grabs another cock and it's erection is a bit floppy from the wolf taking too long. The wolf gives it a few jerks to harden it up and dips it in the lube. He slides it in an asshole and gets half a point for creating a loop between two people.

The timer starts ticking loudly and the wolf's eyes bulge at having wasted so much time. With 30 seconds left, the wolf starts dipping cocks in lube and frantically stabbing them at assholes. The buzzer and bell ring constantly at each miss, pair, or loop he creates with the remaining nine dicks. Totaling up the score he has 5 points. Four matches and two loops. The show is over and Ethan is disappointed he didn't have a chance to get into a round of the game.

The next show starts and it features a well dressed human in a suit and tie. Ethan is about to change the channel when the camera pans over to a naked husky and hunky brown bear. The title pops up. 'Glory Rod Gladiators' Ethan says to himself, "Never seen this one before." A chime from the wristband asks Ethan, 'Would you like to join?' Ethan holds off on joining before he knows what is about to happen.

The camera focuses on a table full of glory rods that start extruding dicks as viewer participation slots fill up. A diagram of a body is shown labeled with point values. The host explains, "Each hit adds to the gladiator's total score. Score multipliers are directly inverse to the weapon size." The bear grabs a horse cock and selects a small human cock for his off hand. The husky selects two average sized dragon cocks and juggles them in the air with a flourish to get a feel for the weighting.

The host introduces the fighters, Scout the Husky and Darkpaw the Bear. Scout kisses each of his dragon cocks for luck and Darkpaw slaps the horse and human cocks against each other to warm them up.

The gladiators go to each corner and a bell rings to start the round. Ethan is laughing hysterically as the two men start wailing on each other with bunch of stranger's cocks. After a particularly hard slap to the side of the Scout's head. Darkpaw's horse cock retreats and he is left with only one weapon. The announcer explains, "Looks like Darkpaw got a little too rough. The volunteer couldn't last the whole round and ejected himself from the game." Scout presses his sudden advantage and swings a dragon cock to slap the bear in the balls. The bear crumples to the floor and a bell rings to signify the round is over.

Ethan is impressed, the husky is probably ex-military. Darkpaw quickly recovers while the human host goes over slow motion footage of the particularly brutals blows. The artistry of the camera work really highlights the sweat and precum dripping off the cocks as they arc through the air. Ethan isn't into sadomasochism but the thought that each of those cocks are attached to a living breathing person has him rock hard.

The next round is about to begin and the husky decides to risk sticking with his twin dragon cocks. The host explains, "After taking such abuse. There is a higher risk of losing his weapon if the volunteer ejects from the game." The husky tenderly licks each cock to soothe their wounds and help convince them to stick with him for the next round. The bear goes back to the table and abandons his human cock. He selects a short and thick pink cock that could belong to any number of species.

In his main hand, he selects a long and skinny cock. The host explains, "Very bold move by Darkpaw, cervids aren't usually known for their pain tolerances. Will he be able to use the reach advantage to score high value hits before losing the weapon?"

The round starts and Scout takes one dragon cock into his muzzle as he uses the other one to parry blows. It doesn't take much for the already warmed up cock to erupt and Darkpaw raises his arms defensively as Scout swings the jizzing cock in time with the spurts to blind Darkpaw with jizz. The bear swings the deer cock wildly as he uses the fur on his forearm to wipe the jizz out of his eyes.

The satisfied cock quickly retreats and Scout is left swinging the other dragon cock. Scout is hitting the disorientated darkpaw repeated in high value areas like the head and butt. Scout is making a mockery of Darkpaw and the round ends. The point total is very lopsided as the host goes over a slow motion replay of the round.

The third and final round is about to start and the bear uses a squirt bottle to rinse the jizz out of his eyes. The host sits behind the table of glory rods as the bear look over the remaining cocks on the table. Darkpaw goes towards two empty glory rods. The host gasps and announces, "Darkpaw is going for a hail mary in the last round to try to catch up on points." The camera zooms in on Darkpaw giving his semi erect cock a few pumps and sliding it into the glory rod. The rod latches onto his crotch and is firmly attached.

Darkpaw gives his own dick a wave in the air as the host explains, "A gladiator using his own cock is worth five times the regular points. However, if his blows are parried, the opponent scores points instead." Darkpaw looks at the empty glory rods of the volunteers that left the game early and turns to the camera to plead, "Any bears out there want to help a brother out?" The host says, "This is very unusual, Darkpaw is calling out to the viewers for help disguising which Glory Rod is really his cock. If he wants to win this round, he's going to need to use every trick to confuse his opponent."

A pop up appears on Ethan's bracelet telling him he qualifies to join the game. Ethan is too invested in watching the fight and presses yes. On the coffee table the glory rod starts glowing orange on the end. Ethan shivers at the tingle as he slowly lowers it onto his erection. Ethan watches as the rods on the TV start to fill up with similar bear cocks.

Ethan starts to wonder why he just volunteered for this. On the screen, Darkpaw holds his own cock up to try to find the closest match. Ethan feels everything as Darkpaw's hot panting breath washes over his cock. Ethan feels the movement as Darkpaw selects his cocks. Ethan slowly says with regret, "Fuuuuuuuck!" Darkpaw gives Ethan a squeeze and notices he isn't the usual cock that is calloused and battle worn. He turns to the camera and says, "If you stick with me the whole round, I'll add a standard year subscription to your Glory Rod account."

Ethan quickly runs to his room and puts in the mouth guard he uses to prevent him from grinding his teeth in his sleep. If there is a prize on the line, Ethan sure as hell wants to try to win it.

Ethan can already feel his cock swinging through the air as he braces himself on the couch. The first hit comes as a surprise since Ethan isn't sure which hand held his cock. Ethan eyes bulge as he realises Scout had grabbed the two largest cock left on the table. Scout wouldn't dare try to grab one of the summoned bearcocks because they were Darkpaw fans and could leave him high and dry.

The living room is filled with grunts of pain followed by cheers of encouragement when a good blow lands that Ethan doesn't feel. Darkpaw keeps holding the rods behind his back and sometimes switching hands to keep Scout guessing which cock is Darkpaw's. Ethan is at least thankful that the two gladiators are tired from the previous rounds and the blows aren't as hard as they were in the first round.

Ethan admires the bear's dedication to winning as Darkpaw winches in pain with each wet slap of his cock against the husky. Both gladiators are out of breath panting. Ethan feels Darkpaw's hot breath wash against his length as he waves the two bear cocks tauntingly at Scout. The large bear ducks low and parries Scout's weapon out of the way with Ethan's cock. He follows up with a backhanded swipe and catches Scout on chin with a huge blow. The husky loses his balance and falls to the floor. Darkpaw roars in pain but follows him down to the floor to strike with a flurry of blows.

The bell rings ending the round and Darkpaw stops mid swing. Darkpaw sets down the cocks and helps his opponent to his paws like a good sportsman. They give each other a quick hug and congratulations on a good fight. Darkpaw holds the button on the end of the Glory Rod dangling between his legs and drops the rod to the floor. Ethan feels Darkpaw pick him back up and the announcer says, "The AI has contabulated the scores and the winner is... Darkpaw!"

Darkpaw waves Ethan's cock in the air and says, "Scout really had me in the second round but I want to thank our dedicated viewers who put their bodies on the line to help me. It was a tough fight, but I think we can all agree who the MVP of this fight is." The human reaches off camera and pulls out a golden cockring. Around the ring is the words, 'Most Valuable Penis'. The camera zooms in on Ethan's penis as Darkpaw slides the ring over the length. Ethan's shaft is very sore and he can barely feel the ring slide down his bruised cock. Darkpaw gives it a kiss on the tip and holds down the button to send it home.

Ethan looks at his wristband as it chimes, 'One year subscription added to your account.' Ethan pulls off the golden cockring and gives a painful smile at his prize. He walks into the kitchen to pop a painkiller and pull out an ice pack.

Laying back down on the couch, Ethan uses the wristband to save a recording of the show and forwards it to all his prefered users with the message, 'I'm going to be out of circulation for a few weeks, but you're now friends with a MVP.'