Shred Tristar: The Winning Side
#10 of Dumb Stuff I Wrote on the Fly
A little less deliberately humorous than some of my other stuff, but, I mean, still wrote it on the fly.
I do, in fact, have a Shark Character. A muscle boy by the name of Shred Tristar. He was a former member of my cast of characters for "The Legend of Yongishere," which is an idea that I've completely rewritten, because I did not invent "Yongishere," some highschoolers I barely knew did. Anyway, so Shred is a dude who buries his enemies in his backyard after he's completely cleaned them. His girlfriend dates him because she wants to be on the winning side. Although this also entails that she... his human girlfriend, I might add. This entails that she sleeps around with other guys in order to find out just which side is the winning side.
Welp, Shred finds her out, and then goes after every guy she slept with before dumping her. She plots to get back into his bedroom. A wicked dealmaker tries to strike a bargain, but it's Griselda's pride and personhood that makes her want to do this on her own. Yeah, yeah. This angers the witch, so she says, "Alrighty, damsel.. If you don't want an easy win from me, I'll make it an impossible win." Witch goes to bespell Shred so that he falls in love with her. It is then that Griselda sees what's her name... the witch take up the winning side. She then plots to seduce the witch, see how far along she gets there.