The Echo Fanfic: The Yellow Parade
The cold river washed him away but how could we forget?
Chase and Janice were scubba diving in the Pissific Ocean in search of the wonders of the lost city of Ur-Urea. Chief amidst them was a power that would end all life on earth and beyond, which they fully intended to use because they were tied of paying for MTG e-novels. They swam in the yellow seas which both of them liked very much, seeing wonderous ecosystems full of sharks and other animals filled with urine.
Eventually they came across a yellow orb. Janice touched it but as soon as she did a root sprouted from undersea and hit her in the head, obliterating her brain and making her loose control of her bowels, brown spreading through the water. Then the sound of a toilet flush was heard in the distance and a whirlpool began to suck Chase away. The sharks were sucked as well, and Chase ripped out their claspers because it was like finning them but hot. The orb was regrettably lost forever.
Chase eventually woke up in a cave. There, an evil tree was wearing a labcoat.
"Choose wisesly" it moaned evilly, "for it will be with you until you trade it."
Then three diapers appeared and they unravelled. First was Carl smoking weed, then Flynn on fire, then Sydney drowned. Chase just couldn't decide!
"I choose..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chase said pointing at the tree.
The tree hissed and became internet gas, which then flowed into Chase's nostrils. His fur became pink and he now had psychic powers, which he used to masturbate Carl, Flynn and Sydney before crushing their penises into a bloody pulp. Chase's eyes glowed and he flew out of the cave cackling madly.
Soon, the universe fell silent.