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Summoner's Rift is plagued by an epidemic: All the male champions were growing excessively large balls and cocks, causing all the males to have thoughts more prioritized on emptying said balls over fighting. Soon after this virus began, it even spread to the creatures of the void, and even the masculine gods of the rift. And now, The Kindred Hunters, aspect of death, is acting odd: Lamb in particular has taken less of an interest of killing those whose time it is to go, and more of killing the orbs between a male's thighs. After castrating Twitch for pissing her off, and Teemo because he was assaulting her newest party member, Yuumi, Kindred was now toting Yuumi the Magical Cat on her shoulders.

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"So, feline, where did you say he was?" Lamb inquired to the cat on her shoulder, whose oversized testicles kept slapping into her back.

"Outside of Summoner's rift, this sparring arena. He was headed towards Ionia because of some "unreachable area". Normally that would be a bad thing, but I happen to be magical so I just so happen to have a portal stashed in my chest floof. Since I'm currently holding onto you for dear life, you're going to have to kind of reach in there and pull it out. It's in the shape of a rubber ball, you grab it and you throw it while saying the place you want to go to."

Yuumi said, as lamb searched through her fluff, pulling out a peculiar round ball. Lamb nodded and tossed it in an arc, whirling through the air and eventually hitting the ground. Just as they ran into the area that the ball landed, a ring formed around them and the area in front of them changed--a dark tunnel where no light could escape. Yuumi herself never traveled on such an unsteady surface, and was flung off of Lamb's slim shoulder, yelling out in fear as she thought she was dead. Her eyes buldged out as a painful sensation crushed her meaty testicles, nut flush ballooning out as wolf caught her by the titanic testes in his maw. She said something between a thank you and a pained meow. Suddenly, the tunnel ended, and light flooded the tunnel...and they all crashed into a living room. Wolf crashed into some glass table, shards of glass lodging into his massive nuts since the rest of his body is incorporeal. Yuumi was sent flying into some figure, knocking them both onto the floor. Lamb landed on her ass, annoyed slightly at the fact that she was sitting on a bunch of uncomfortable debris. The figure yuumi was flung into quickly regained his poise, pushing the cat's titanic testes off of him as he sat up in alarm. He seemed to have been resting.

"M-my home! Who are you people? Why are you here?"

The figure...a yordle clad in bright pink ninja attire, shouted. Lamb looked at him, sizing him up in case he was hazardous. He was...well, while short he held his stature as one of importance. He knew his own strength, but lacked the usual ego of one who knows their strength. The most dangerous type of strong people: those who do not get cocky. He also had an air of wisdom--and control. Even if the situation came out of nowhere, he composed himself in seconds. And...he was a victim of the Gargantuan Gonad Grief striking the world. Hell, if the ruination wasn't enough, now this?

"Hail, yordle. Sorry, our feline friend was trying to teleport us to city square, but lost focus after my wolf bit her balls. Is there any way I can compensate for your table, without money? I am devoid of currency." Lamb explained, impressing the easily impressed yuumi with her vocabulary, whilst simultaneously confusing the not-so-bright wolf. The yordle ninja looked at the...well, rather curvaceous lamb before him, and looked away with flushed cheeks.

"Y-you could...pleasure me.." The yordle replied, snickering a bit. Lamb saw through him easily, having no intention to actually go through with that and having intent to stop her. So...why not tease the little guy since he has the balls to joke about it?

"Understood." Is all lamb said, before dropping onto her knees.

The ninja was quick to notice her intent, face going scarlet. He moved back, but she reached for the still immobile yuumi.

"W-what are you doing? T'was simply a joke, mada-" the yordle began, but was quickly interrupted by Lamb stuffing yuumi's erection into the ninja's mouth. He tried to gasp, but yuumi's lust took over and she wrapped her paws around his face, fucking his mouth recklessly as her gigantic balls swung heavily underneath, slapping his fuzzy chin.

"Do not worry. This is all to pay you back, you should never joke in front of the aspect of death~" lamb cooed, tearing a hole in the crotch of his pants. His massive balls dangled out after a short delay, swaying there for her taking.

"Oh, myyyy, such lovely oooorbs~, why I muuust take a slurp~! Also, I'll crush them if you bite. You get to go when the cat cums."

Lamb grinned, and lifted her mask slightly, enough to block her face from view of the ninja but enough to allow her lips to cascade kisses and licks along that furred pouch. Her poor victim had no choice but to use his tongue to wrap around that feline fuckstick and try not to gag as his throat was assaulted. His legs began to move a lot, until wolf was forced to bind them, as her tongue roamed around his sac. She lifted his orbs up, her soft breasts brushed against them as her hands kneaded them, and massaged them gently--like eggs. Her eyes narrowed, unseen by her victim, as she began to suckle them and massage them at the same time, while fishing out his dick. She found the dripping pecker, and immediately switched to bobbing her head along its length, while her hands massaged him aching gonads. He moaned around yuumi's cock, vibrations pleasing the cat more as she doubled her efforts to get herself off. Just what she was hoping for. With an evil glint in her hidden eyes, those massaging hands clutched the yordle's huge balls, and crushed them in her grip. His legs straightened as the pain took a full 3 seconds to register. His moans gradually lost volume, before stopping entirely. His eyes widened, and he began to let out a muffled scream--his throat tightly wrapped around and vibrated around that feline penis. Yuumi's eyes rolled back a bit, and she panted. Her thrusts gained more and more humping speed until she went rigid, yelling out in orgasm as her kitty makers pumped gallons down the unfortunate victim's throat. Lamb spat out his dick, and yanked yuumi down by the nuts, making the cum she crushed out of the yordle's balls get plastered onto yuumi's. Yuumi let out a yelp, and Lamb stood up, placing the cat onto her shoulder.

"Do not joke with one of the Kindred Hunters. I should castrate you, but I need to find somebody who knows where this book is. I apologize about your table, but next time do not ask a stranger for sexual favors."

Lamb growled, as wolf uncoiled from the ninja's legs.

"...wait...I uh...y-you...ah...I k-know of somebody knowledgeable...i-if you spate my balls, he might know!"

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On their trip to the Ionian pub, they learned a few things. One, was that the ninja yordle was named Kennen, and he was a sage assassin who used electricity that he naturally produced from his fur collecting static electricity, combined with his extreme speed. The virus giving him such large balls ruined him, since his powers relied on speed. As soon as Kennen heard the hunters were chasing Viktor for Yuumi's omniscient book in hopes it knew how to remove the virus, he was quick to offer his companionship even though they had a bad meeting together. The pub they were looking for was frequented by Kennen's acquaintance, a demon by the name of Tahm Kench--a gambler and glutton who loved to crave everything anyone could hunger for--just to give away deals to devour people whenever he wanted. Since the virus and his own mammoth man-melons, he stopped consuming people, and--like Lamb, took an interest in balls. But instead of taking them, like Lamb, his interest lied in tasting them until he emptied them. A cumshot was how you made a deal with him. Problem was, he is such a glutton, sometimes he'd get too lost in taste and eat somebody's testicles. Wolf and Yuumi gulped in unison.

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Eventually, the party reached the Calamari Crusade, a pub with a mixture of Medieval and Ionian themes--and scanned the room for their target. It was uh...not hard to find him, as he was...well, the only non-human there, and had ordered 76 bowls of Ye-Olde-Takoyaki.

"Kench! I've come to bargain." Kennen said sternly, and the giant hulking figure stopped eating food immediately.

"Oh, is that right? Heh heh heh."

He stood from his table, growing ever more large, as his cloak fell off. Though his aura alone shown he wasn't human, his cloak hid it well--and now the ionians panicked as he revealed himself. He was...a large catfish with a ripped but still fancy gambling tux top, and no bottoms to cover his massive cock and heavy gargantuan gonads. He even put YUUMI to shame. He turned, and took off his tiny tophat for a bow.

"Kennen, ma boy, it has been TOO long since ya moseyed on up here! What brings you, today? Business? Or pleasure~?" The catfish creature spoke in a deep, smooth, and charismatic voice, iced with the venom of a swindler.

"We need a favor. You know everything that happens in Ionia and Bilgewater due to them having a newly connected river, and your two favorite types of food. Seafood. So, I am willing to offer you some tasting of their scrotums for up to 2 minutes for information." Kennen spoke with a stern, but not aggressive, tone. The demon nodded, putting his tiny tophat back onto his head, and curled his whiskers in thought.

"That robot guy is at the Azacana Temple, trying to access the realm of the Spirit Blossom. Unless ya have ties with the realm of death, or die, I have no idea how yer gonna get into that world. So, yah find this temple before the spirit blossom festival, ya find yer book. That's all yer gonna get for a taste test."

Tahm Kench said, stating everything matter-of-factly. Kennen growled, stomping his lil cute widdle fuzzy paw...ahem...his paw down, and got closer to the demon.

"Can't you tell us where the shrine is, Kench?"

"Every morsel information, has a price. I might need a snack, Pikachu. Either you party look for that temple, or one of you gets some ball nibblings~! Think real hard about it, Thunderballs."

The yordle growled, and sighed to compose himself.

"That is the situation. Either we take the information he gave, or one of us lets Kench eat our balls. The question is who?" Kennen says to Yuumi and The Kindred.

An awkward silence befell the quartet.

Wolf was the first to break it.

"It has to be the cat."

"ME-WHAT?!"

"WOLF!"

"What? She's a girl, she wouldn't miss them!"

"It would HURT! You're a ghost, you should offer them!"

"My balls are corporeal, so I can feel their pain!"

"Why not the yordle? He's the one who doesn't know his own city."

"Compelling point, Lamb."

" IT'S AN ENTIRE REGION, OF COURSE I WOULDN'T KNOW!"

"Hmm...that leaves wolf, the only person not contributing anything to this venture besides tying people up. Plus, yours can regrow and I can override your pain."

Lamb stated, silencing him with her hand before he could retort. He looked down in defeat, as that long tongue coiled around his hefty wolfmakers. The incorporeal wolf whined as that slimy tongue wrapped tighted around his nads with each coil, the pressure gradually increasing as the walls of his testicles are slowly crushed into the sensitive nut inside.

"Are ya ready, Kujo?"

To be continued?