Udderful

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A beautiful and strong willed woman finds herself on the island of RHEI, about to get a single super-charged bovine feature in the name of scientific research. Seems RHE may have overdone it on size however, causing them to quickly scramble to gather more animal traits to compensate for the otherwise immobile woman! The origin story of the writer's favorite- TS33!


(F tf horse hybrid + Giga cow udder)

Amber Tahltry sat patiently in a chair in a rather busy and oddly arranged office place. This building is owned by RHE- a secretive company working to build a better human body, or in some cases; repair one that has been damaged beyond its own ability to regenerate. Amber is here because she seen an ad on the internet for RHE's search for test subjects. She offers her body for them to test, and she gets the offer of a lifetime- living on the paradise island of RHEI, populated entirely by other test subjects. Free home, free food, no worries. Even if the test goes completely sideways; that is a really good deal.

Amber is a very good looking woman; her hair is to her mid-back and golden in color. It is straight at the top just because its own weight pulls it straighter there- it gets wavier as it goes down and ends in massive golden curls. Her eyes are a pale olive green and framed with long lashes, and her skin a pale peach. She is wearing a simple one-piece black dress with royal purple hem and her finger nails are painted purple and black to match it as well as a streak of purple dyed in her hair. It seems a shame to alter a body built so well to begin with. Her breasts are flawless pert C cups, but her hips are rather narrow for a woman and her butt is rather small as a result.

Bunji is her handler; a younger man than most of the researchers in this line of work, but useful for bringing fresh ideas to their research sessions. As Amber's new handler he was in charge of giving her the transformative tincture that would turn her part animal. Once he got the confirmation codes to access the tinctures from cold storage, he brought Amber around to a separate room in the medical wing to administer the shot. Afterwards he will bring her to her new home in the valley!

Amber rolled up a sleeve. "Alright, give it to me quick if you can. I hate needles..." She has an accent that reveals she is from the southern USA, but it is slight.

Bunji raised an eyebrow as the mixer finished putting the tincture aspects together. "Not going to ask what we are doing?"

"Well, you're giving it to me either way so I figured it didn't matter, but... sure."

Bunji placed the tincture vial into the syringe. "Well, you may be happy to know that we are keeping you almost entirely human! You will be test subject 33; and your test will be entirely on milk production."

Amber motioned over her breasts. "So... I am going to get big?"

Bunji shook his head and pointed further down her torso. "A bovine udder. If the test goes correctly your human breasts should remain the same, but you will grow an udder of... impressive size. Even by bovine standards."

"So..." She paused a second in thought. "I will need to be milked all the time?"

Bunji shrugged. "Hopefully not? This is a test, so we don't completely know if everything will work, BUT, you should be able to control when you lactate, which is a big part of this test. Obviously very useful for anyone able to lactate at any time- the ability to not lactate when they don't want."

He gave her the tincture, laughing at how tense she was when he gave her the needle- her arms were hovering an inch OVER the arms of the chair! Bunji then lead her down into the valley and to her new home. All the homes in the valley were built nearly identical- only one floor, but quite modern and they did not have to worry about paying for anything, it was theirs for free. Amber spotted some other test subjects briefly on the way to her home, and seen why he made note that she was remaining mostly human- there are some test subjects who look more beast than human! RHEI is a beautiful island, and it almost seems like some bizarre fetish island but, that was only a surface level observation. They are cut off from the outside world- that is why they all get a place on RHEI; to prevent the outside world learning about RHE. So even if these forms are the kinks of many people- there is no outsiders to peep in on them. Unlike standard transformations that exist around the world already; these forms are permanent. The tincture changes their genes- there is no undoing it.

Amber seemed rather quick to accept everything Bunji told her, and he gave her a quick tour of her new home before leaving her and heading back up toward the main complex. Another researcher hustled down to him, looking a bit concerned.

"Heey... you already gave the tincture to Amber? Did you clear that with the Overseer?"

"Uh... just the regular paperwork, so no, not directly? Why?"

"That isn't going to create any... diplomatic issues?"

"Whyyy would that cause any diplomatic problems?!"

"Amber Tahltry? She is heir to Lordswealth."

"Shes-?"

"A Duchess."

Amber unpacked the things she brought with her from the outside world very slowly. Now that she was on RHEI there was no turning back- she must remain on the island now to keep RHE's secrets safe from the outside world. There had not been a doubt in her mind when she abandoned her old life to come here, but now that she was here she became very self-reflective. It is easier to examine the situation now that she was outside of it. She also noted she was rubbing her belly often. The skin there felt a bit off- but the feeling was such a subtle difference that she could not consciously identify it; she only rubbed it on unconscious reflex. She stripped down to her underwear to examine it once she was done packing everything away and sure enough; the skin below her belly button is pink, instead of her peach skin tone- though still just as pale. She also noted that there was four circles of flesh that were stiffer than the rest; though not outwardly visible, these dots were the start of teats. She checked around the rest of her body looking for any unintended animal traits, but found nothing else off. To keep her belly exposed she redressed in a candy pink short pleated skirt and an oversized white t-shirt.

As the day wore on, Amber started to look softer; like she was getting a bit of pudge. Her lower belly and upper crotch formed into a soft hill of power pink, and the dots she could only feel before now stood out like bug bites! It was hard to distract herself even with television because her forming teats also felt itchy like bug bites. The transformation was demanding work from her blood cells, so the increased blood flow and pressure created a subtle itch inside of them, but they are also too tender to be scratching. To take care of them; Amber pinches them between index and thumb and rolls the forming teat back and forth, alternating between all four. By dinner time her forming udder started to look more like a cluster of four small breasts rather than a single hill- the muscle ribs were taking shape to divide the separate chambers, and because they are pulled more taught at those points; they create a soft divot on the surface of the udder. Amber blushed at herself white examining her growing endowment, thinking it kind of looked... cute.

When she ate her dinner that night though, it did not take long for her forming udder to feel unusually pleasant. Every time her heart beat a very subtle pleasure emanated through the soft flesh, and every so many pulses it would swell out a very tiny bit, over and over! Eating food must have helped the transformation by giving it more building material! The automatic pleasure is because the growth speeding up is playing over all the pleasure nerves! Mammaries typically have a lot more pleasure nerves than pain receptors. Amber grabbed her soft hills and squished the rubbery flesh in between her fingers but the pleasure pulsed through the entire area, even to placed too deep for her to reach herself and she could not stop it from happening. Almost a bit frantic from the pulsing pleasure; Amber scoot herself to the bedroom quickly and just flopped on the end of the bed, immediately yanking her skirt and panties down to get to her honey pot! With one hand she slid her fingers into her pussy and tugged up on the inner passage so squish her clit from below, with her other hand she pawed at her udder as it billowed out- like a baker kneads a ball of dough. Her little B cup hills started to look like D cups real fast. The bug bites became nipples, then very large fat nipples and finally started to look like proper teats. The teats started to flop around on a rhythm all their own from the rest of the udder- because they weigh a lot less, they flick back and forth a lot easier and faster. The weight of the udder makes it both harder to set into motion, and harder to stop moving once it does.

The udder swelled fast enough that Amber could notice the growth entirely by the slowly increasing weight rocking back and forth pleasantly on her crotch. Though the udder flesh technically started just below her belly button, the curvature of her torso and the weight of the udder always pulls it down into her lap, so it did not really start to stick out far from her torso till her crotch, and billow out the roundest where it flops over her upper thighs! It was like a cluster of honeydew melons now and still growing! Her teats swelled till they were the size of a man's thumb, but when they stopped getting longer they still grew in girth, finally starting to stand up on their own now from internal pressure. Her udder really started to feel warm. Amber paused a moment, realizing the dampness on her arm went too high up to just be her own pussy juices- there was wetness smeared up the inner side of her forearm! When she actually looked down to examine herself better she seen veins as big around as a finger between her torso and trailing into the looser flesh at the top of the udder- milk veins. A soft, muffled gurgling sound came from her udder and all four of her teats did a slight hop from a pressure spike, and a bead of white formed at the end of each one- about to burst!

Amber quickly got up and dashed to the bathroom across the hall from the bedroom and plopped her udder on the side of the tub, sitting on a short stool beside it. As soon as she grabbed a very fat looking teat, milk erupted from it and the teat became half its thickness in a mere moment! The teats of a cow themselves have their own small milk reservoir to store already prepared milk. Amber moaned loudly as she milked herself- her face beet red from the pleasure. Her teats are sensitive already and liked to be touched, but when milking herself they are being touched from two directions at once- the hands on the outside and the jet of milk on the inside, creating an electrical pleasure jolt as the stream passes through! Her udder is still growing too! It seems to be slowing down quickly, but it is still going. The divot between sections of the udder relaxed, making the four segments look more like a single mass as her milk emptied and her udder softened after releasing the pressure, but it was also still growing a bit, which thanks to the milk release made it seem to remain the size it had been when swollen full, even when emptied. What had been like a cluster of honeydew melons were more like full watermelons now at least. The size of a full dairy cow!

Amber also noted her own breasts were looking a bit puffy like they were trying to grow too. When she stood up, it was a bit too fast for her new figure and she winced as the udder slid off the edge of the tub and swung down- the full weight of it yanked on her groin. There are no bras for udders... although, she could get RHE to make one. When standing up it eclipses her thighs, so when Amber walks the udder sloshes from side to side, pushed forward a bit by either leg. She tries to actively minimize the time she spends on her feet now though- dashing quickly from bedroom to couch and back again at the end of the night, because the upper flesh on her lower stomach tugs too tight- the weight hurts her skin. The udder is meant to hang directly off the torso, but she is still human so she walks on two legs... so the full weight of the udder is being put on only one side of the connective tissue, doubling the weight that side has to manage.

When she went to sleep that night, she slept on her back, spreading her legs so the weight of the udder sloshed forward and down, gently pressing on her pussy and filling the space between thighs. As she slept her dreams were filled with strange animalistic themes, mostly centering around cows. Imaging herself in situations past only all the people were replaced by cows wearing their clothing. Amber even dreamed of her old boyfriend fucking her, except his cock got longer and his thrusts more aggressive and when she looked back, there was a black bull on top of her! In reality; Amber was softly twitching her hips to thrust along with her dream. Her udder gurgled softly though, and the quiet, subtle sounds of stretching tissue filled the otherwise silent night air as her udder continued to grow in her sleep!

When Amber woke up it was thanks to Bunji knocking on her door- she slept in till noon... which was actually the usual for her. What surprised her is the weight in her lap that felt like someone dropped a sack of potatoes on her! She looked down and almost had a heart attack at the size of the hill under the blanket! She tossed the blanket off and let out a startled cry at the sheer size of her udder! You could fit two basketballs into all four segments of her udder! Her entire body curled into a fetal position would fit inside of her udder! She wanted to answer the door but just TRYING to shift the weight of the immense thing with her legs made her afraid of what would happen when it got to the edge of the bed. It already hurt to lift that much weight last night- it's so heavy now she is afraid it will just tear right off if it falls into a free-hanging position. Or yank her torso forward so fast it splits her spinal column. Her teats are so big and fat they each are enough to fill a human hand. The milk veins trailing into the thing are as thick as her thumbs!

"Haaah- h-hold on... I uhm..."

She heard Bunji's voice muffled through the front door. "You good in there? I am here to check up on your transformation."

"I... I am not sure if I can stand up..."

"That is fine- I will open the door myself, okay?"

"It's locked..."

"I am your handler- I have a copy of your house key."

Amber grabbed her breasts through her t-shirt while Bunji unlocked her front door and immediately felt the difference in size there too! DD cup now it felt like, but they were abnormally pert, still holding the perfect tear-drop shape they had before. Their growth at least was extremely subtle in comparison to the udder, and from the feel of it; they do not lactate... or at least had no milk right now.

Bunji entered the bedroom a few moments later and took a full step back in surprise, blinking several times. "Wuh-holy... cow. Excuse the pun."

"Cute... but what am I supposed to do with THIS?! It hurt last night because the skin can't take the weight, and it was only half this size last night! Also, I am already lactating! How do I turn it off??"

"W-well, if everything went as planned you should only lactate when you receive sexual stimulus. It works off triggers that already exist to induce lactation outside of an actual pregnancy, but your trigger sensitivity is heightened and will cause immediate results."

Both of them were silent a moment and their faces started to blush at the same time before Amber spoke up again. "W-well I can't control my dreams."

"Alright- but we know the trigger works, and you don't have sexual dreams every night... right?"

"R-right. But what about this thing! It's too heavy! I can't turn this off."

Bunji could not undo changes from the tinctures, which means he cannot reduce the udder's size. That means the only solution is either heavily modified specialty clothing... or more tincture. RHE cannot reverse a change, but there is no limit to how many changes they can keep giving you. Her pain seems to mostly come from the tensile durability of her surface tissue... so Bunji pulled out an onyx slate and contacted the rest of RHE to start mixing a tincture to increase the thickness and strength of human flesh, without reducing sensation or softness. Because the weight is so low on her torso, her spine is actually fine- the weight instead hits her feet hard, and strains her leg joints.

"So, we could actually fix that problem fairly easily as well but..." He sat on the very corner of her bed, beside the massive udder. "But, the obvious ways also reduce your human features... you'd have to be more animal."

"Better than not being able to move still, ya?"

"Yea... as it stands, you might be classified as an XV subject- an extreme variant. XVs are kept in the bunker below the main complex so we can give them specialized habitats- enclosed environments all to themselves because their bodies prevent them from looking after themselves, so RHE looks after them instead. If we modify you more, we might be able to get you on your own two legs again, so you won't be an XV." He paused a moment in thought, looking toward his onxy slate but not at anything on its screen. "Why... uhm, not that it is any of my business but... why did you sign up for RHE? Aren't you heir to Lordsworth?"

Amber let out a long sigh and plopped back into a laying position, her udder sloshing back and forth from the movement. "Found that out, did you?" They looked at each other a moment before she inhaled deeply and spoke up again. "Didn't fit the role, didn't really have much going for me otherwise."

Lordsworth is one of the British cities that border the southern states, awarded at the end of the spat that resulted from the states deciding they wanted to be independent. So while the city is no less modern than any other- it is ruled by a monarchy of highborn blood. Amber was to wed a lord from the next city-state over which would allow the two regions to expand into one another. Her father had always told her since she was young that she had to earn her inheritance. She would not simply be handed her father's fortunes, she had to make her own way in the world first, and Amber was fine with that. As soon as she graduated high school she left home, found a cheap apartment and hit the bricks looking for a job. Fumbling orders or just being too slow to get by in fast food business. She was bad at reading measurements at a picture frame store and kept cutting the glass panes too long or short by half a centimeter. She wasn't smart enough to figure out the library's organizational system to be a librarian. She even attempted to be a construction worker, but was too physically weak for a lot of the tasks and kept showing up late for work, because they like to start early and Amber is absolutely not a morning person. You could light her bed on fire and it's a 50/50 whether she would wake up to escape the flames. Amber is a hard working woman with a strong will... unfortunately she isn't actually good at... anything. She doesn't really have any hobbies or talents, and her education was just a generic high school graduation. She refused to tell her father any of that, of course. As far as the lord knew, she was doing a-okay. In reality she was selling some of her fancier clothes and jewelry from her teen years and birthdays to pay for her shoddy apartment. But she would not tell her father, because then he would put in a good word for her at one of the local businesses, or help pay her rent. She would rather live out of a cardboard box than take his pity points.

Bunji raised an eyebrow. "It's perfectly normal to be helped by your family... I mean, he's your dad, it's kind of what fathers... do."

Amber growled. "I am not some stuck up little mooch! Everyone acts like his influence is so special, and his fortune is so valuable. Well, fuck his money. The legacy don't mean anything to me, and I don't want it. All my life I was told what I would inherit, no one asked if I actually wanted any of it in the first place. Keep your damn fortune!"

"You don't... want money?"

"Not his money! I will earn my own damn money and make my own legacy."

"But you didn't-..." She growled again. "Right. Sorry."

A strong, independent personality- unfortunately without the talents to match it. As much as she wanted to make her own way; she is really bad at it. So, like many people; Amber came to RHE looking for money out of a lack of income otherwise. Once they hear the deal is free shelter and food for the rest of their lives- people are generally immediately sold on the idea. So that is how a future duchess ended up on RHEI. She cannot marry the lord she was promised now- technically she could still claim her inheritance, but from the sounds of it; she won't. She could have limited communication to the outside with RHE's aid, but it sounds more like Amber would rather cut ties entirely and vanish off the face of the planet. She never even told her parents she was going anywhere, she left without a word... which means Lordswealth will be up in arms looking for her for a while, which means RHE needs to be on the look out to keep anyone from tracing her disappearance to them.

For now, Bunji goes over some options of animal traits they could give her to fix this situation. The obvious solution to her feet not being able to handle the weight is to not have feet in the first place. Hooves are built to be stood on all day, every day. She needed to have stronger bone structure and the muscles to haul them as well if she is to be able to carry an udder this big. Amber ultimately ended up choosing horse from the traits list. Sleek, powerful, and beautiful creatures. Bunji nodded, sending the clearance request for the tinctures from RHE, and telling Amber that stacking traits comes with added risk- controlling which traits she gets and does not get becomes more unreliable, so she might end up with more than she bargained for. She simply told him it was going to be worth it to be able to move again. Because right now, she cannot even get out of bed normally, and that is a problem. Bunji nodded and got up to leave her house. He told her that he would try to hurry, but other researchers needed to be alerted to the situation and approve everything before he could act- no one person engineers a tincture. Each tincture takes a team of at least thirty people's hard work and research to produce, so no one person has authority over them. Obviously the situation calls for haste though- and he promises to be back again this same day, however later it may be, to get her the second tincture.

Amber had to go to the bathroom eventually, so she could not stay in bed. Half to use the toilet- but mostly because her teats were getting super fat and tingly and starting to leak drops of milk every few seconds, unable to hold it in. She cradled the udder on either side with her legs and slid it across the bed, but then grabbed at the front with her hands and pulled back on the skin as far as she could as it slid off the bed. It still fell quickly, but not hard enough to hurt her, and her body itself was close enough to the floor that the huge fleshy mass rest on the floor while she was still partially sitting on the bed. As soon as it touched down though; the force caused her teats to erupt. Amber shivered in pleasure, watching the thin milk streams helpless to stop them. Once she stopped automatically expressing, she once gain grabbed up the udder around its bottom sides and heft it with her hands to help carry it- this shifted the weight and caused her lower back to hurt a bit, but less so than her crotch would if she let it hang. It is so big it doesn't even come close to fitting in her arms, and it's hard to balance because it is so amorphous- it sloshes around and threatens to just slip out of her grip.

She practically shrieked when the cool tub touched its underside when she tried to milk herself again the same as the other day. Amber groaned, hoping Bunji's solution worked how they planned. The udder is significantly lighter once emptied, but still very hefty on its own. At least it did not interfere with her going to the bathroom or anything like that- it sits in her lap not directly between her legs. When she was already shuffling her way to the living room there was another knock at the door and she rushed over- or as close to a rush as she could manage while bending over to hold up her own udder. Amber was glad she decided to put panties on and kept her night shirt on, because it turns out it was not Bunji at the door!

The man waved at Amber timidly, knowing she would probably be somewhat freaked out... given he is holding a severed head in his other hand. "H-heya! I am Nel, you're neighbor from across the way!"

The severed head in his hand spoke up with a grin. "And I am Len!"

Amber looked a bit pale. "W-whuuu-ah? Where is your body?!"

Nel pointed to himself. "This is her body... we are, or, were conjoined twins. That is what our test was on. Normal medical practices could not divide us- neither of us would have enough of a body to live separated." Amber noticed he had a metal choker on- his head was not completely attached to the body either... their heads are interchangeable! "Len was given cat traits and I was given dog traits to see if the tincture would allow us to grow separate. Instead it further melded our parts together and created a body that was part dog, part cat, and part human. Since they could not fix us that way, they used a sort of cop-out method and called in their contact with the sorceress paragon Moth. They used Necromancy to decapitate us without killing us."

Len spoke up. "Only one of us can control the body at a time, while the other is left at home in front of the television or in bed to sleep and rest, and we switch whenever we want. In any case- we can actually be apart finally! It took some workin; but they did it!"

Their body is covered in a fine powder-soft fur; on the upper body it is a golden-orange fur with very dark brown stripes, but the two colors fade together at the halfway point and become a base brown on the lower body, so the stripes are most prominent on the arms. Their tail is long and fairly narrow, and the fur on it is long and shaggy- hanging straight down off the bottom. Their feet are fully canine paws, their legs are mostly dog but sized up to a human, and the thighs and hip joints are human in shape to allow it to stand on two legs- though it is also able to run on all fours comfortably. Their posture is always slouched forward a bit due to the hybridization with two, four-legged creatures. The arms are human in shape and end in a hybrid of hand and paw- long fingers and thumb but with black pads on the inside and retractable claws, because the forelimbs are from cat traits. This allows them sharp claws when needed, but they can tuck the claws back when handling more... delicate matters. The fur becomes bushy on the upper back, between the shoulder blades but nowhere else.

Nel's head has black lips and sharp fangs and his face is just slightly pushed out into pseudo muzzle- which also caused him to have the cool black nose of a dog. His ears are pointed, but cannot move independently of his head- and his human hair is still normal; dark brown and only a few inches long. Len's head is similar; her hair and ears are the same. Her face does not have a proto-muzzle, but her nose is shaped like that of a cat, but sized up to a human head. The cleft over her upper lip is deeper than a normal human and she has whiskers, but they are not that long, and her pupils are wide slits.

Because the body used to be a male and female body mashed together- it has gendered features of both still even though it is decidedly a single body now. There is six nipples down the midriff, but stealing mass from what had formerly been human breasts- the teats stand out far on shallow cones of soft, jiggly flesh- six pointy mini breasts! The furry balls conceal the view of a puffy, projected canine vulva behind it. The sheath above contains a penis that is a mix of EVERYTHING. It has the glans of a human penis, but the corona is lined with the barbs of a feline penis, and the base enwreathed in the large knot of a canine penis! That is one thing the both of them missed in their younger years because of their situation- finding a date or having sex was virtually impossible. Because they would need to find someone into both of them, because they cannot be apart. Now they can be- now it's a free for all. Their hybrid has jokingly been titled the 'Fenine', mixing feline and canine together.

Since they are covered in fur there is absolutely no need for clothing- RHEI is in the sub tropics; it's never cold here. Their comfortable nudity made Amber relax more about herself being barely dressed, and she invited the two inside. Nel is TS27, and Len is TS27-2; their tincture was exactly the same, just one was dog and one a cat variant, so they are both considered the same test. The two of them talk to Amber about the island and life here- it certainly sounds nice, and the twins sure sound like they enjoy it. Everyone in the valley has been transformed, so everyone here has gone through a similar experience, and they all have some crazy bodies- Nel & Len certainly no exception to that. Amber apparently had a few contenders for udder size- though no one exactly as big as her.

Amber wedged her legs under her udder when she sat to cross them, so she could hug her udder closer to her body like a pillow. "So... is there any jobs on the island? I know RHE covers food and shelter and that but, if you wanted to help out, is there anything that needs doin'?"

Len shook her head. "Not really. Nothing stopping you from creating your own project though if you want. Lots of games and activities going on, trails to hike, forests to explore... but nothing really in the line of work."

Amber shrugged. "Just as well- I am apparently not good at working... though not from a lack of trying."

"Money troubles bring you to the island? That is the most common reason."

Nel spoke up. "Hope you didn't have to leave too much behind in the outside world."

Amber chuckled. "Nah. My family will miss me but, eh. I didn't talk with them that much- probably take them a year to realize I up and vanished. I had a boyfriend back home but... eh... it was complicated and messy."

"Oof, mixed feelings?"

Then Len spoke up with a grin. "Oooh, or forbidden love?!" Nel lowered his brows at her, knowing she is a hopeless romantic.

Amber shook her head so hard her huge curls bounced around. "No! The opposite actually. I was arranged to marry him, I didn't even know him at first. I could have refused but... at the cost of disappointing my parents. I mean... I probably would have, but it turned out he was an okay guy. But the fact he was basically recommended to me because of status sort of soured me on it, y'know?"

Len slowly shook her head. "No... but do tell more!"

"Heh, well, I dunno. I guess I like to be in control? I liked him but the fact it wasn't me who found him made part of me want to go against it. And we haven't known each other for a long time, so he could just be smooth talking me till we are married and then show his true colors! I dunno... marriage is a big responsibility and I just don't really want it in the first place."

Nel shrugged. "No worried here now though. Nothing from the outside world can influence you here if you don't want."

Len & Nel offered to give Amber a tour of the valley, but Amber pointed out that she could barely stand up at the moment- she needs to wait for Bunji to give her another tincture to hopefully regain her ability to move. For now she is grounded. When the twins left it was already late afternoon, so Amber decided to have an early dinner. She wanted to be ready for when Bunji got back. Amber ate quickly and then went back to watching television to try and distract herself for the moment. She moaned quietly and rubbed her udder, it was feeling a bit sensitive. After a few minutes though, the sensation upgraded to soft, pleasurable pulses matching her heart beat! Oh no- it somehow still wasn't done growing! Eating more food once again ignited the growth! It started to shove her legs open wider or threaten to swallow them entirely under its expanding mass! The top rose higher up and the front gently nudged the coffee table further away! Amber could do nothing to stop it, and leaned back moaning louder while massaging as much of the tender pink flesh as she could without sitting up. Her legs squished in on the sides a bit from lack of room, causing it to grow forward the most, because of how its weight sat. Her teats also grew with the rest of it- surpassing any cow in history. The teats were like soft pop cans, then more like soft beer cans! Each teat, just on its own, without even any milk in it, weighed as much as a softball. Her udder as a whole was over twice the weight of the entire rest of her body and still growing! Her arms aren't even strong enough to be able to lift that! When she presses her hands into the soft billowing flesh, she can feel the slightly firmer milk veins under the surface and they squirm around from her touch- their position not entirely static. The heat radiating off her udder was making her sweat- which also caused the surface of the udder to shine. The udder rocked around without her even moving, because the segments did not grow perfectly in sync with one another- so one segment swelled up and caused the others to roll away from it, then they catch up and roll back into place, and then a different segment swells and causes it to slosh the other way and repeat. The bigger it got the more nerves branched into the excess flesh and her entire body was rigid from the soft but unrelenting pleasure. Every skin cell on its entire surface felt pleasure as it all pulled taught in growth- every inch of it affected in some way so every nerve she had was being played.

Amber groaned and it rolled into more of a growl in frustration as her hips started to cramp! Her thighs were starting to hurt because the udder was shoving against them so hard. It sat on her legs, but its weight threatened to crush them and its mass threatened to smother them and lock her completely in place, so she opened her legs and the weight immediately wedged itself between. The pain caused her to look up at the growing mass and actually focus on it, and her breathing became as rapid as her heart rate. Even though she is resting on the couch and the udder is fully resting on the floor- the top of the udder sits so high up in her field of vision that she cannot see the tv, at all. All she can see is the upper part of the wall and roof- the rest is eclipsed by tit flesh! It isn't an udder attached to a woman, she is a woman attached to the udder! At this point its mass far exceeds her own. It is the size of a small car!! She could fill the entire bathtub to the brim with milk in a single milking.

When Bunji arrived later, he had to let himself in- Amber appeared to be delirious. "Holy, Gods, you're even bigger!?"

"Really? ...didn't notice..." Her brows were lowered- though she had little energy left to put much effort into her sarcasm. "I feel really cold... and woozy..."

"Anemic."

"Ann- who?"

He sighed. "You're suffering from blood loss. Your heart isn't strong enough to pump the amount of blood required to keep this behemoth running. Luckily RHE already pre-loaded a solution to that, assuming you already could have used it. Now you NEED it."

"A tincture for more... blood?"

"A second heart. A horse heart to work in tandem with your human one. It will also allow you to feed oxygen to your muscles faster than normal, which will help with your greatly enhanced strength." He pulled the coffee table out from being pinched between her udder and the television. "Lean your weight onto the udder, off the couch. It should help when your legs start changing- pinning them under you won't feel good when they start to change."

She was so spaced out when he gave her the injection she did not even tense up.

Amber spoke up while he was injecting her. "Hey, do you... think I am a coward?"

Bunji chuckled. "Not at all- you didn't hesitate at all this time with the needle."

"Nee-? AH!" She only just then realized she had a needle in her arm and flinched, causing him to grab her arm and steady her so she did not bend the needle inside of her!

"Hey! Don't move around!"

"Why didn't you tell me you were giving me the needle already?!"

"I assumed you'd feel it, or y'know- see me doing it literally right beside you." He finished injecting her and carefully slid it out, patting the now irritated injection site with cotton. "Wait, what did you mean then if you weren't talking about the needle?"

"Coming to RHEI. I couldn't cut it in the outside world so I signed up here, and now I get free food and shelter so I don't have to worry about that junk. But... isn't that just running away from my problems? I didn't really solve anything, I just abandoned the issue entirely."

Bunji sighed, sitting on the arm of the couch instead of the seat directly beside her. "To be fair- you did not know that was the deal when you came looking for RHE, you assumed it would be a single payment, since we cannot openly advertise RHEI for obvious reasons. And... finding a different way around a problem is still finding a solution. You don't have to mow everything down that gets in your way; sometimes it takes a bigger person to just leave the issue alone and choose peace over violence." He held up the empty syringe. "And not everyone has the gonads to sign their own body up as a test subject. You are helping science and arcanistry make potentially huge breakthroughs, understanding the human body and genetics as a whole. Sure we are growing boobs one day, but maybe if we master that; maybe one day we can regrow someone's missing arm. Maybe we can make a blind man see, a deaf man hear, and teach a paralyzed person to feel again."

Amber lowered her brows again. "That isn't me though- that is the RHE research team. I don't actually do anything in the test, just let you inject me and watch the show."

"That takes guts! You can contribute to things indirectly you know." He sighed again. "Who are you trying to impress anyway? Your father?"

"N-no! I just... me, I guess? I wanted to be separate from my father to build my own legacy, and be my own person but... when it came time to walk on my own, I fell over." She groaned, rubbing her thighs- the muscles inside were starting to clench on their own in soft pulses. "That is what caused me to bail in the end- just throw in the towel and come here. My mother was starting to figure out on her own that I wasn't doing well... and my arranged boyfriend the Duke had known from the start. He just laughed it off and said it was fine because I would be living with him anyway, so he would just pay for everything. And my mother had the same solution."

"To stay at home, and let the Duke pay for everything?"

"Yup. Let the man pay. Fuck that. I don't want my father's money, and I don't want his either. I am not just some leech. No one pays for me but me!" She lowered her head. "But I guess that isn't true anymore- now RHE pays for me."

"Pays you, not for you. A human body- a human life is what we need to test on. That isn't something that you should be able to buy in the first place- so all the money in the world cannot properly pay for a life, and so we continue to pay, for as long as you continue to live." She groaned a bit louder and she rose in her seat a bit as her glutes tensed on their own. "A-and this second wave of changes is going to hit hard! You needed to be able to move so they increased the strength so this dose would activate quickly, due to the urgent nature. Sh- uh... should I leave and come back in a bit?"

"N... no. Well... you have to just come back and examine me anyway?"

"Well yea, but after you change."

"Bah. Just stay- you'll see it all during or after anyway, no use beating around the bush."

Amber ended up quickly spreading her legs out, causing her to almost slide off the couch- but the muscles in her legs were swelling fast. The only thing that prevented her from sliding off the front of the couch is the fact the front of her udder is touching the TV across from her- spread out like this she was basically touching both sides of the room at the same time! The sound is quiet and sort of a mix of squelching and stretching at the same time as muscle bulk was added to her legs very quickly! Her thighs swelled tremendously and the pressure her udder already put on her upper legs where they joined the hips increased. Amber let out a startled cry as her hips popped so loudly it echoed in the room! The pelvis snapped right in half on both sides, then new growth started to rapidly expand from either side of the break, shoving the two halves away from one another a bit before merging back together as the new growth properly hardened! Her hips expanded by several inches!

Amber wanted to look down and feel her hips but her back arched the other way from the weird sensations- her vertebrae were expanding, thickening. All the bones in her body were becoming more dense as the muscle around them also increased in density. Amber had a hard time getting her breath as her stomach clenched uncomfortably- but as it did you could see deepening divots as her abs hardened into a six pack! Her giga udder clenched and actually lurched hard enough on its own to roll toward her body before sloshing back into a relaxed position- only now a bit rounder, and then it did it again! Each time it pulled itself back, it became rounder! The muscle ribs in the udder were also getting stronger, causing the udder to spread out less against the round, becoming more taught and bouncy! She knew Bunji told her to not be sitting back on the couch, but she could not stand even partially with these changes forcing muscle reflexes! Using her now stronger arms to shove off the couch and not use her legs at all; Amber managed to flop herself completely onto her udder! She made sure her face was turned away from Bunji so he would not see her eyes roll back from the sensation! The feeling of having her udder squished by so much weight felt sooo good, but even being ON the udder felt so, so good. It was sooo warm to the touch, and the surface was impossibly soft and smooth and as bouncy as an elastic band! It obviously wasn't just a balloon- there is a structure, and parts IN the udder that you can feel but it's all equally soft and squishy. Rolling softly on the taught warm mass of her udder is a comfort so high that it is almost dangerous. Being on it kills your willpower to do virtually anything else- it's such a divine feeling you do not want to have to move ever again.

Her legs suddenly shifted position and she shoved her knees into her udder, causing the rest to rise up a bit and jostle around- her butt suddenly started to swell up! Now that she managed to get off of it, her glutes joined into the muscle expansion causing her butt cheeks to round up massively to look round and meaty even on her greatly expanded hips. Her butt is mostly muscle, so it is very solid and bouncy rather than jiggly. The venus dimples deepened on her lower back- a mark of beauty only a very fit body has.

Amber let out a few startled cries that were almost squeaks, and Bunji blushed and sort of casually looked away, knowing what it must be. The muscle structure is hybrid horse-human, so when it hit part of her body that isn't framed in bone- the shape changed to be much more horse than human. Her anus muscles swelled larger, causing her little butt to project out between her massive ass cheeks as a pillowy ring- she could feel the movement and changes deep into her body though as well. Her pussy increased in size to match the hips, and her labia followed the queue from her anus and billowed outward, turning grey-pink, then to bruise purple, and finally matte black! Amber kicked her legs helplessly from the massive surge of pleasure from her loins as her pussy swelled fatter to project between her cheeks, turning from a timid human vulva to a hungry horse vulva. It felt like she was having an orgasm without even being touched- the pleasure surged up and down her entire vagina all at once. What she is actually feeling is her clitoris; what you see on the outside is only a tiny fraction of it; it actually travels half the length of the vagina internally, and is responsible for all the pleasure it is able to feel... so to have the entire thing stretch bigger at once, is more pleasure nerves being triggered than is normally even humanly possible. Her pussy drooled heavily as it clenched over and over from the feeling and Amber was delirious from the pleasure overload, softly kicking her udder as her leg muscles continued to twitch half in growth and half in orgasm. The now ping-pong ball sized head of her clit went rigid and shoved its way out of the fat ebon lips of her horse pussy, revealing the pillowy soft candy-pink curtains inside, and letting out a sudden splay of built up pussy juice! Even more than that though; the skin was swelling out in the cleft between pussy and udder! It was starting to darken into the same matte black as her anus and labia had turned! Well... that was an unexpected side-effect of going with horse traits... she is growing another udder!

Her tail bone twitched in surges that mirror the beat of her heart, growing hair on the sides and top, while the bottom trailed the ebon flesh from the rest of her privates. The hair growing from her tail mirrored the hair on her head, so it is golden and starts straight but becomes progressively more curled the further out it grows. Her feet made sharp, crunching and muffled popping sounds that sounded painful- though Amber herself was so distracted with other feelings she did not even notice in the first place. The central toe on each foot and all associated bones through the foot grew tremendously, deforming the entire structure of the foot! It stretched longer and bigger; shoving the other toes to the side before pulling them back in, absorbing their mass entirely into itself. The nail became thick and turned grey, then even thicker and started to wrap around the end of the toe itself before turning into a disk-like cap of solid charcoal grey keratin- a hoof. It was not quite a proper horse hoof though- it is sort of leaf-shaped, so it comes to a slight point at the front which horse hooves do not. A small portion of bovine traits must have bled into it. Thanks to her former feet turning into a single massive cannon bone; Amber's legs are over a foot longer, giving her a height boost.

Amber's ears started to become pointed and thinned at the base as new muscles formed there, pinching the structure of the ear into a leaf-shape, and allowing her ears to flick around and turn individually of the rest of her head; horse ears. She had very limited control of it herself though- her ears function mostly on reflex automatically. By now her second udder is pressing on both her pussy and her existing udder to fight for its own space in the too-little room she has back there. It almost looked like two ebon breasts, because it was squished against the other udder, causing it to billow forward and deepen the divot between the two segments, making it look like two separate tits. They thankfully did not take after their sister udder- their growth halted at a very reasonable size. Still larger than the average mare would sport- and always full and projected whether it has milk or not. The teats are very wide for their modest length, making them shaped like wide cones- the equine udder stopped when either segment was about the size of a human DD cup size. Bigger than you could hold in your hands, but not by a lot. Her tail grew out till the hair was long enough to touch the floor when fully standing; though a horse tail is almost all hair- the actual flesh and blood portion is two or three inches total.

Amber remained perfectly still, panting heavily trying to catch her breath and settle down, long after the changes stopped. Her beautiful golden hair fanned out all around her over the udder, disheveled from all the thrashing around. It took some time for her heart to properly settle. Like Bunji mentioned to her- she now has two hearts. She could feel the second grow when her veins started to pulse tight with each beat suddenly and her thoughts seemed to sharpen, since her brain started to get the correct amount of oxygen again. When the horse heart grew from her human one it was taking the off-beat. So she had two heart beats in rapid succession. It took quite some time for the horse heart to slowly alter its rhythm to match the human one- till eventually they beat as one.

Bunji tapped in a few notes onto his slate in silence for a bit, letting Amber catch her breath first. "Well... everything feel like it works? It looks like everything worked."

She could not sit up from her position without squishing her horse udder back, which then squishes against her pussy. Amber had to roll herself back across the cow udder and slide off the back to stand back up. Once she stands up off it, the increased muscle structure in it causes it to stand up, covering less area horizontally and more vertically to stand up with her. With her new height, the top of her gigantic cow udder is still up to her ribs- while also being fully rested on the floor. Her horse udder is so tiny in comparison that you cannot see it at all unless she bends over and you happen to be directly behind her. Amber tugged on the top and leaned her body back suddenly in a jerk, trying to yank the udder up off the floor. The tugging on her skin no longer hurt- but she also could not lift the udder. Amber looked down at herself and ran her hands down her solid stomach, feeling the abs below the surface, and then the fat milk veins over it in increasing amount toward the bottom before the skin lifts out and suddenly becomes very soft and malleable. She paused for a moment before grunting in frustration and bent over her udder, reaching for the top two teats- the length and girth of beer cans. They are thick enough around that without squishing them inward you cannot touch finger to thumb- they are greater than her grip. Bunji was going to stop her but decided against it, knowing she is a bit stubborn minded, but he did not want her to hurt herself either. She gripped the teats and then stood back up, yanking her gigantic udder off the floor! She is strong enough to lift the udder- the only reason she could not get it off the ground without grabbing the teats is because she would need the legs of a giraffe to hold that much flesh up without using her arms- the distance the udder covers is greater than her legs can cover. Amber grinned at her success! She could hold it up without too much trouble as well- her arms only needed to take half the weight, the rest was against her body, but it's still hard to hold onto simply because it's so squishy and amorphous.

Amber tried to walk around and Bunji backed up so far he was in the kitchen, just in case she accidentally dropped the udder he did not want it to take out his knees when it hits down. Amber's expression returned to frustrated because she did not get very far. The middle of the udder still droops very far down even when lifted- her thighs squish against it when she tries to walk, forcing her to only take little baby steps. But the skin was very durable now- it was hard to hurt. She dropped the udder and the entire house vibrated a moment from the impact. She pinched the skin toward the base, seeing if it would hurt, but she could pinch very hard before it did. Though the skin still feels the same silky smooth, rubbery and soft that it had before- it is dense and not easily harmed. This was to keep her from getting hurt when it pulls on the rest of her- the area between udder and body where the flesh is very loose. It also means she could toss the udder around haphazardly without worrying about damaging it. Instead of walking forward, she took a step back, and then another. Her smile slowly returned as she walked in a circle- backwards. The udder doesn't interrupt her legs if she walks in reverse, and their muscle mass can drag the udder easily- she can walk just fine, backwards. Because the udder cannot be easily harmed, dragging it against the floor is fine. If anything it feels almost pleasurable toward the lower two teats- like erect nipples rubbing against a smooth cloth. She blushed brightly when she realized she was also smearing milk all over the living room while moving around! Without squishing the udder around; her teats are outside of her own visibility, so she could not see them leaking. Sexual pleasure stimulates her lactation- so if she masturbates she also starts to express milk. The growth of her clit, horse udder, and the changes of her vulva and anus was more than enough to shove her milk production back into full.

"Well... this will take some cleaning. That is an easier problem to solve though."

Bunji nodded. "Well... you can technically move, just not normal. I guess it works... right? Because it grew yet again, I don't think we could do anything that would let you get the udder completely off the ground other than make you a quadruped, with extraordinarily long legs. Uhm... I am going to get RHE to install a lactation station here in your house, so you don't need to go all the way up to the main complex to express yourself."

Amber motioned to the door. "I am not sure if I can fit through the doors either, without some creative skin-folding."

"Right- widen the doorways. Also, since you can make such a titanic amount of milk and express rather easily" He motioned to the milk she already accidentally let out on the floor. "I will have them install drains into the floors of each room. That way most leaked milk will collect and remove itself, you just clean up the leftover residue."

"Still a shame to let good milk go to waste."

"Well, for the next day we cannot use your milk anyway- it could contain trace effects of your tincture. After that though- even milk collected through the drains is still usable. Instead of selling it to humans, we sell it as animal feed. Someone will still drink it."

That night Amber slept only half on her bed- the udder is so large that if she put it on the bed with her, it would crush the bed. She shuffled down far enough on her bed to wedge her butt comfortably against the udder's back, with her horse udder squished between. The next day, a whole team of RHE workers arrived to help customize her house- starting with the doors. The bathroom was real trouble trying to use before they altered the door, because she could only stuff half her udder into the space there, so half was still bulging out the door into the hall! They replaced her bed with a huge circular one- but there is a half-circle cut from the bottom of the bed, where her udder can rest. She created a pile of pillows there to rest it on- she can sleep at any angle again thanks to that. The lactation station was given its own small room beside the bathroom, between it and the walk-in closet at the end of the hall.

Most important of the fixes; Bunji arrived with the team to give Amber a custom-built dolly lift! It is two padded panels that curve very slightly upward to cup the bottom of her udder, with two wheels on the side closest to her body. Resting her udder on that; she can wheel it around to explore the island without having to walk backwards everywhere she went, dragging her endowment. When she sat her giga udder in it, Bunji smiled and pointed out some other features. The lift was steered on two long handles like any dolly lift- except these were not actually fixed to the bottom. They attached to two square rods on the side- if you slide either handle straight horizontally you can pull them right off, which then allows you to use them as canes. He twisted one and pulled it, drawing the bottom potion off like a sheath- opening a massive umbrella! At the very top of either one there was also a glass face- on the left handle was a compass and the right had an analog clock! The left is the one that also contains an umbrella- because they figured you're more likely to check a clock regularly than a compass, and you can't look at the face while holding it the other way around as an umbrella.

While they worked on her house, Amber decided to wander around outside using her new lift to cart her udder. She technically did not need to use the handles at all- the natural grip of her skin against the lift was enough to keep it centered, and when she walked forward the udder got bumped along ahead of her too, which then dragged the lift. She seen a few other test subjects, and greeted them briefly, getting tips on where to go on the island. It is actually a really big island so there are mountains, forests, fields, a hotspring grotto, a beach, a palace and a hidden flower meadow. For entertainment- most everyone had a videogame console, computer, and television, a nearby tennis and basketball court, a volleyball net that can be set up on the beach, and an entire arcade if you're willing to walk up to the main complex. Several of the other test subjects wanted to touch her udder, curious what such a behemoth mammary would feel like and of course Amber did not mind. Her udder loves to be touched, kneaded, squished, and slapped- gently. She also found it worked as a great mobile chair. It is so huge a grown human can easily sit on it as a chair- you sink into the divot between the top segments, causing the rest to billow out rounder on either side of you. Amber can flop down on it and then force it to roll forward till she is sitting on top of it entirely, with her little horse udder popping out the back between her butt and the mega udder as a little extra seat. Amber wandered to the tennis court to watch to other test subjects going head to head- she remained on the outside of the tall fencing around the court though; not able to play effectively herself due to her not being able to move well.

"Hey."

Amber gave a short startled cry, not expecting anyone to come up behind her. "Wah! Oh, uh, hi! I am the new girl... you probably already guessed that. Names Amber!"

"Mel Tranquillen." The woman leaned over, looking at Amber's udder from different angles. Mel did not look like a test subject at all... she is perfectly human.

"You're a test subject?"

Mel straightened again. "Yea, my test was on vorpal amalgamation though, so I wasn't given any animal traits. Buuuut- I have the biggest tits in the world, so when I heard the new girl was potentially also becoming an XV subject because of her mammaries... kinda wanted to see what you were packing. It sure looks comfy, if not also absurdly heavy."

Amber wasn't sure if Mel was joking or not. It looked like she has maybe C cup breasts at most. She has straight dark brown hair and seafoam green eyes.

"Wait- they aren't sending me to the XV bunker! They are in my house right now modifying it for me to live here."

"Yea, well internally they are still debating among themselves whether to classify you as XV- because you cannot get around normally, your transformation does hinder your movement. But you do not need to be in the bunker- so you've unintentionally caused a divide in the researchers trying to better define what classifies as an XV."

"So... that shirt magic or something, because you don't look like you are the biggest on the island."

"Biggest in the world. And no, my top isn't, but I am. Check this."

Mel rolled her top up, revealing she wasn't wearing a bra, then dashed back nearly fifteen feet before glancing around herself. "Boy I hope I didn't underestimate my size requirements, or someone's place is getting flattened."

She did a little hop, like she was going to face-plant the ground, but before she hit down, her body was launched up as her breasts exploded in size at an unfathomable speed! It was like watching someone dump an enormous amount of peach liquid onto the ground- her tit flesh slammed into the ground and spread out, smothering everything in its path! Amber got back, nervous she was going to get steamrolled too. The gigantic boobs did hit the fence of the tennis court but not with enough weight behind them to crush it. Likewise- she hit two homes but her boobs just smushed around them and wobbled back the other way. In a matter of seconds Mel went from C cups to... each boob being larger than the houses here. Each of her nipples alone were larger than Amber is! Mel was so high up, laying on top of her own endowments that Amber could not even see her past the curvature of the titan tits!

Mel startled her again, tapping on her shoulder from behind. "AH! Whyaretheretwoofyou?!"

Mel laughed, holding her palms up to show Amber the runic arrays tattooed on them. "Because there is an infinite number of universes... which means there is also an infinite number of me- and I contain the portal. If two of me happen to be in the same place at the same time, in more than one Earth..." She held her hand out and another copy of it appeared from thin air and gave herself an interdimensional high-five before vanishing again. "I can hang out with... myself. My boobs aren't big at all.... but if you combine hundreds or thousands of copies of them into a single mass..." She pointed at the other version of herself sitting on a mountain of breasts. "You get the biggest bazongas there is."

"Why are you an XV subject then? You don't need to be in the bunker either, you can change shape whenever you want?"

"Not whenever." She clapped her hands together and the other version of herself vanished- when she puts her hands together the runic array is completed between half the spell being on either palm. "The spell to do it is ludicrously complex and only the sorceress paragon Moth has the knowledge of how to put it together. She isn't around- so if the original copy is destroyed, we can't replace it. Repressing the spell so I can be normal and walk around risks cancelling the spell entirely if I stay out too long. I can only leave for a day, and I have to wait at least a couple of days before I can try to leave again." Mel shrugged. "I am a gamer- I don't want to be outside in the first place. I just came down to the valley to see what you were packing. Considering you can't just snap your fingers and undo yours- that thing is hella big."

Amber put her hands on her hips confidently. "Well they improved my muscles to superhuman level. It won't hold me down!" She blushed slightly. "And it does feel kind of good. N-not even like a pleasure... sexual... sort of way, just like..."

"Comfort."

"Yea!"

"Yea, I know that feeling well. The cozy feeling of taking up almost the entirety of a space with just your own body, haha. Soft, warm... comfortable. Oh yea- my gamer tag is Lifegivinglemons, if you ever wanna game together. I am online almost all the time."

Amber became a pretty common sight on the island from then on- especially liking to visit the local pool because when in the water, her udder is weightless. Fat is buoyant, so in spite of its tremendous size; her udder floats. She can feel the warm sun on her from one direction and the cool pool water on the other side as it gently bobs with the ripples. It also meant that she was often in the middle of the most active area of the valley and almost always outside for other subjects to run into and talk with. Once more subjects came to the island they started to hold summer games, and they ended up having to put Amber into her own class in the competition. Her udder is so heavy that no one else stood a chance against her- so she was treated as a sort of a 'raid boss' for several girls to try and bring down.

In the winter they held a carnival for everyone- RHE staff and test subjects alike to have fun. Since the staff were down there anyway- Bunji went with Amber.

"So... haven't needed to contact me in a while- I assume that is because everything is going peachy and not because you don't want to ask for help?"

Amber laughed softly. "Its fine, Bunji. Life is relaxing, neighbors are great, and weird as hell- which keeps things interesting. That donkey woman is cute as a button."

"Oh, Rosemary? Yea, she seems nice."

"And Nel is surprisingly good at basketball. But I still think it is cheating to slam dunk his own head."

Bunji squinted a moment. "...that happened?!"

Amber paused as they walked past one of those power testing stations- hit the pad with a hammer to see how high you can get it- hit the bell at the top and win.

Amber rubbed her hands together. "Oooh. Wonder if they upped the difficulty to compensate the fact most test subjects have abnormal strength..."

The RHE staffer in charge of manning the station smirked. "You want to try your strength? It is set pretty high."

She lowered her brows. "You don't think I can do it?"

He remained tight-lipped and just shrugged, trying to repress his smirk. He assumed since she could not even walk around without the use of her dolly lift that she stood no chance at a strength test game. Hooo boy. Bunji knew he was about to have the smile slapped off his face but just let it happen.

Amber did not even pick up the hammer, she quietly walked to the opposite side of the tester, did a few squats to prepare and then stunned everyone silent when she did a cartwheel and slammed her udder down on the pad at full force. The measuring weight hit the bell at the top so hard, it dented it. The force of her udder slamming into the ground blew everyone's clothing and hair back from the blast of air. She dragged her udder back off it, revealing she partially crushed the bottom of the test in an impact crater in the ground. Amber burst out laughing at the stunned silent staffer - who was still probably watching his life flash before his eyes. If she missed and hit him instead she would have crushed the organs out of his body like a tube of toothpaste.

She walked back over to Bunji to continue walking. "Yeh, I am pretty sure I will be just fine, hun."