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Warning: Please do not harass anyone who happens to share your name, especially do not do it on Discord. The last thing we need is username drama.

so dmod is rolling out this new change. user tags are gone. usernames are now prefixed with a @, and no longer suffixed with a number. users with the same name must now choose a new username when the time comes.

and the time came for me. i tried just having '@koita' but it was taken. who would ever dare to take my unique name and use it as their username? theres no way anyone else could come up with the same random syllables my name is composed of.

i sent a message request to this @koita guy. just a simple hi to start off the conversation.

me: hi

him: oh god

who the hell are you

me: thats no way to greet ur name neighbour

him: look

its not my fault this stupid username change happened

unfortunately there can only be room for one koita

me: how about the one named koita by his parents??

him: im named koita by my parents

weird grimace lookin ass

me: coincidence???

him: do i even know you?

me: 0wo

him: yeah arent you that fiery goat i killed in that rpg 8 years ago?

me: role playing game...

u rp?

him: orz

me: kneeling down?

him: hitting my head on the floor

your hopeless

me: my hopeless what?

him: you are lame

me: eh mp3s are ok i guess

him: i bet you eat underwear

[this came out of nowhere. your guess is as good as mine]

me: i dont

him: o_0

me: but i do get creative with it

him: please not another pretentious artist

me: oh its nothing

just some suits made of underwear

him: aint no way ong

me: also know a guy with magical powers who enchants underwear

him: show me or it didnt happen

_him: in action asshole

me: never used it but ill ship it if you want

him: i aint sending you shit

me: the world may never know

him: okay fine

[he sends me a cabin's address]

him: dont pussy out

being someone who likes tight enclosed spaces, i ship myself in a big box, a 'fragile' label sprayed on

it took weeks to get there, but his face was priceless.

...

i hear a front door open, and a male voice asking a simple question._

'What the hell?'

that may or may not be him, could be a family member or roommate

i feel the packing peanuts shift around. feels like im being moved, though im quite heavy.

i crouch, just in case someone uses a knife to open the box.

...

seems like someone is peeling off the tape.

the box opens, the light from the house slowly illuminating the dark insides.

pop goes the weasyl

'hi! im koita ^w^'

i sprung out of the box, enchanted underwear in hand. the human seemed to fall down to the floor.

'Jesus Christ, there's no way he really does look like his pic...'

he didnt know how to react. its like he never saw a minikai before. we are few and far between after all.

'Hey, uh... lizardman?'

'minikaisareactuallynotreptilianinnatureweareactuallybornliveanddontlayeggsbut yeah?'

'What were you doing in the mail?'

'i wanted to show you how to use the thing'

'Uh, yeah, I think I know how to put on underwear.'

'okay but do you know how to activate the enchantments?'

'...No...'

'you just put in on, and then i'll show you how deep the wolfer hole goes'

'You mean rabbit hole?'

'ull see ;3'

'Semicolon three- okay, I'll put it on.'

'...'

'Not in front of you.'

'oh'

he walks up his stairs, i hear the door close, and i wait for him to finish.

--

So this weird guy with my name shows up to my house...

...and gives me some 'enchanted' underwear...

Well, I have closed the door to my room.

I strip naked, quickly removing every piece of clothing. Now it's just me and the underwear.

I slip my legs through the underwear's holes, and then pulled up the underwear.

Hm. Nothing's happening with this enchanted underwear. Maybe I need to activate it.

I put on my clothes over my new underwear, and opened the door. I walked down the stairs.

'How do I activate it?' I asked.

The creature looked at me.

'it's already activating if youre wearing it' he answers.

'What is it supposed to do?' I ask.

'if you look in the mirror once in a while, youll see' he replies.

Huh?

I run up the stairs to my room and lock the door. Whatever that guy did to this piece of clothing, I don't like the sound of it.

I stripped down yet again. I go for the strap on the underwear, and try to pull it down.

It didn't budge.

My actual skin seemed glued to the thing, even though I don't remember there being any glue inside the underwear. As I kept on tugging, the underwear legs seemed to be longer than before, covering the entire thighs this time.

It was no use trying to remove it. All I can do now is let it expand.

Expand?

The underwear material spread down to my ankles, before covering my feet. The new socks that formed felt really sensitive, like they were my actual skin, rather than something covering it.

Soon enough, I get the strangest boner I've ever had in my life. A tent had formed on my crotch, and I couldn't stop my hand from stroking it. As I kept stroking and stroking, the underwear spread up my torso. My belly button disappears, and so do my nipples, the underwear skin replacing all.

I feel something shake behind me. I turn around and see nothing, I then turn my head to see a new thing growing out the bottom of my back. A tail? It's a thick one, too. I couldn't believe it. This underwear wasn't just covering me, it was transforming me, and that is truly an enchantment.

I put on my clothes and rushed downstairs again. He was still here.

'Okay, you are right about the underwear being enchanted. Now how do I reverse it?' I asked in desperation.

The purple creature stared at me, a concerning look on his strange face.

'i will need to talk to the enchanter about that...' he said.

'You don't know?' I asked, anything to stop the underwear, as it spread up my arms.

'i have never seen anyone revert back from becoming an underwearcritter, so i do not know if it is even possible' he replied.

'So there's nothing I can do to prevent myself from looking like a total dork?' I asked as my hands became cotton paws with cotton paw pads and rubber claws.

'i am sure the enchanter has got something, let me call him right now'

He went back in the box he came from.

As I waited for his phone to finish dialing, my head went through a radical change in structure. My nose and mouth extruded into a canine snout, and my ears moved to the top of my head before converting into ears common for a wolf to have, if the wolf was made of cotton.

I really can't be seen like this. Nobody will take me seriously as a furry. How will I even put on pants with this massive tail?

I felt my mouth and nose disappear through the cotton skin, my face becoming featureless as my eyes also disappeared. I could still see fine, though.

The purple guy kept on talking and talking on the phone. They weren't at all talking about how to cure my... issue at all.

They were talking about what to do with me.