FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

We see our furry characters sitting around a tree talking about politics and eating Chinese food. "Politics. Poli- many. Tics- Blood Sucking Parasites. Ya' can't trust politicy people! Now stop arguing with me!" "I didn't say I did! Geez, who crapped in your Cornflakes," Cali questions with a raised chopstick. "You can't use crapped as a verb! And by the way, this is Chowmain," Megan says, snotty like. Cali giggles at the verb remark. While Megan is yelling questionably at Cali for laughing, David, their anthropomorphic Dalmation friend, comes running over with a Pringle can. "HEY GUYS!" Megan and Cali turn their heads over to the insane looking David. "GUESS WHAT!" "Uh, what?" They both ask with a 'freaked out' look. "I HAVE A PRINGLE CAN," he twitches and smiles brightly. Megan and Cali turn back to eachother and share a confused look. "WE CAN MAKE A BONG OUT OF IT!" "Stop screaming." "I CAN'T IT'S SO FREAKING AWESOME!" Cali rolls her eyes. "Are you hie?" "A LITTLE!" "Calm down and eat some chow," Megan says holding up her tray. "I WANT VAGINAS!" "What the fuck, man?" Soon, two more people come rushing over to the tree where Cali, Megan, and David are sitting at. "Hey, guys," Cali says, waving. "There he is!" The Scottish sounding man yells, pointing to David. "OH, FUCK! IT'S THE FUZZ!" "David, get over here and come clean the dorm. You screwed it up!" " I'M THE JUGGERNAUGHT, BITCH!" David yells before kicking the poor Scot in the balls. "OHLY SHITE!! ME MOTHER FOOKING MUFFIN HOLDERS!" The Scot yells before falling over vomiting. "Holy crap. John, are you okay?" Cali questions, running over and bending over to her friend. "Go. Get. Him." "Yes, Captain!" Cali salutes, tryig her best at a Scottish accent. "Get over here, you piece of banana shit!" "LEERROY LEENKINS!!" David screams, running through the streets like a madman. "Time to get out the big guns. Hey, Megan!" Megan, laughing from the craziness happening comes over. "Yes?" "David called you a Fag." Megan's eyes widen at the hear of her least favorite word. Megan runs into the woods, then soon comes behind the unsuspecting madman, David, with a log. "Oi, Suzy." David looks behind himself questionably, but is greeted with a smack in the face with the log. 'Thas how it's done," Megan says, leaning over the knocked out David. Cali comes behind John and whispers, "let's get his wallet. We'll split it and take a trip to Flordia. Just you and me. John guestures Cali. "Nah, I'd rather take it to Hooters with Egan," he says pointing to their human-like horse friend. Cali looks at him with puppy dog eyes. "Or maybe we could buy a nice hotel, some alchohol, and go into the bedroom and-" 'JOHN!!" Cali yells, blusing slightly. "What? Would you rather go to a truck stop bathroom and do it?" Cali, now eyes wide open and mouth dropped. "Nu-uh. You can just look up porn on the Internet!" "What I say?" John comes up behind Cali, holding her from her waist. "Cali! John!" Megan and Egan yell at the couple. "What?" Egan and Megan look at eachother and nod their heads. "LET'S GO TO VEGAS, BABY." John and Cali look at eachother and smile deviously. "HELL YEAH!"