FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

SummaryMechaChick is so the bane of poor Proteus. Just look at him, he's practically furr-less now? Hmm actually did the Vappy ever have fur? Forget that he's not important, its all about MechaChick! She's Awesome, she sexy, and she's very very very intelligent. No really, she's smart I swear! Alright maybe she's not, but she is going to meet some interesting people this chapter and a few other unique characters along the way. Lets see how she gets on, but remember that she is here now to save your asses so be happy and thank her. RatingWarning this fic is XXX humor. If you want to see what MechaChick or the alien Eevee's look like please pass by my artwork, I draw and colored my persona and threw her up there.

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Starring in

MECHA GO BOOOM!

-The Invasion of the Alien Eevee'z!-

-Chapter 2-

--o-O-o--

Having flown back to Hoenn, they had arrived at the outskirts Rustboro City. Poor Proteus, while on one hand, speeding over the ocean in the cold nipping wind, and having to hold onto her for dear life had been a terrifying experience. On the other hand, he spent almost all the time held to the breasts of a scantly clad woman, which had been.... Heck it wasn't unpleasant at all, until his body had started to take note of the fact.... you know? well it left him so totally embarrassed. He couldn't believe his love tool got so hard and had rubbed against her, it may have even started to drip some pre-cum down her abs. By the time it was over, his face was almost as red as the throbbing twinky between his legs, and in his embarrassment he had actually made himself forget his fear of being dropped.

The AGNPH office was located within the city itself. Proteus walked alongside the troublesome stray that he had unwillingly ended up with. The path would lead them into the city where they would be able to get more help for her, possibly. Dawn had just broke, and both had a rather eventful night.

She spotted some blue liquid running down her slender abs. MechaChick ran her finger across it raising it to her nose and gave it a sniff. "Smells nice. Whatsy iz it, hmmm." The blue head girl licked her finger, "Mmm yummy it tastes likz honey, but a hint of salt!"

"Don't do that! Its...." Proteus stopped before he exposed himself. "Err nothing, go right on ahead." She continued cleaning it off her body, and licking it off her fingers. Just seeing her do that with his ahem.... was definitely making him feel a tad horny, that fucking good for nothing prick tease!

"So where is this Shag me?"

"Thats Shiggy, and he works with me in the AGNPH office."

"But I thought you were hunted by bad humans with vibrating tuning forks that givez orgasms, isnt it dangerous to be in the open?"

"That's cyber double AA sized nuclear battery powered pitch forks and they don't pleasure they maim!...." Damn that moron he thought. "Besides no one really knows me... or did. Through the Pokemon protection act, my identity was suppose to be a secret till some numb skulls of your species discovered it. Don't call me Proteus in public.... never mind you don't anyway."

"Of course I call you Porntus, what else is there to call you?"

"Exactly my point."

"I'm confused! Anyhow I'm hungry, I had only one ration pack, so feedz me!"

"Feed you what? You can't expect me to pay for your food forever, even if I take you in for now."

She frowned making goo goo eyes at him, "Pretty please and we can fuck too after you feedz me? How great would that be? POW!"

"No." He replied bluntly.

"How about another pretty please with sugar on top then, times infinity, plus one, and including the bonus offer of sexy time with me?!" She also needed a fuck badly, her body was designed to be fucked every day, and if she went without it for over to forty-eight hours she'd so kick the can. Yah the big Mecha graveyard.... oh dear she was one horny desperate minx eeep!

Shaking his head he gave in. "Okay okay, I will get you something for now."

A light bulb lit in Z's head, this was so damn clever, she had the most genius survival plan ever, and the best thing was, it was free! "Ooooooh! Idea idea idea!!!! Its uber awesome!"

"Another one?" Proteus shook his head, this is going to be another blond moment for her, wasn't it? "Go on then, lets here it."

"If you want to save money, it's a great protein shake!!! How about a super sexy blow job? I haz still gotta reward you'z so whip it out and gimme gimme gimme! I'll drink up now, sooooo hungry...."

She grabbed the poor little Vaporeon cupping under his front legs and lifted him up quickly. Her eyes were fixed on his sheath. What the heck was she doing, that idiot wasn't serious was she? He swung at her whacking her on her head real hard with his paw. She let go instantly crying out, "OUCH!"

"You're disgusting, you can't expect to survive on drinking my cum, and secondly there's no way I'd let you near it."

"How will I feed myself then?" She made goo goo eyes at him sobbing, poor thing looked very sad now. "Hmmm...."

"I'm the head administrator of my department, so you can work for me I guess. This is conditional as long as you don't blow anything up. It will only be a weekend job though."

Having a quick mood swing she was a happy go bouncy bunny again! "That would be majorly cool, so I get food if I do a job?"

"No it's called money, and then you can buy food, or else I'll be broke. Please try and not talk, and let me do all the talking when we get there." He paused a moment feeling an ache in his chest. He'd been chased last night, gotten no sleep, and overexerted himself, and now his body was demanding repayment, with interest. "Ouch...."

She looked at him with concern. "Whats wrong bleachberry?"

He took a deep breath, "Don't call me that either, I have angina I think, but it's nothing that a good sleep shouldn't sort out." She cocked her head to the side, puzzled. The girl in the skimpy battle outfit quickly dropping to her hands and knees, crawling behind him peering between his legs. Proteus quickly jumped to the side. "What the heck are you doing?"

"Was checking, I thought you said had a penis?"

"I do...." He paused once more as she started to make his head ache, along with his chest. "I said angina not vagina!"

Z rolled her eyes side to side pondering on what he said, "What's the difference? A vagina is a vagina, anyway this is getting boring when are we getting to your work place?" She stood up brushing her knees.

"Alright the first order of business." He pawed at her metallic shin, "Is this suit thing physically attached to you? You do have a bounty on your head after all, we need to get you a disguise." For the first time in his whole life he realised the heat was off him.

"Hmm sure it does, watch! I just givz the command, Armor strip, porn star pose!" The armor broke away from her body before disappearing quickly behind her, turning into a neat tiny back pack. Proteus just stared wondering what the heck was she doing in broad daylight out in the open, she was stark naked! She placed her hands behind her head, swaying her hips into different positions.

"GAH! Get it back on, what are you doing? I only asked if it did, I didn't say strip!" Z's bronzed breasts bounced a little while he stared at the blue haired girl frowning.

"But you're naked too.... hippo critter!"

"That's hypocrite, and no, human females... keep their fairer intimates concealed.... It's not lady like to flaunt your assets like that. You're not a pokemon."

"That's so prejooo preaaaa duuuu eee, hmmm what'sy that word?"

"Err... Prejudice?"

"Yeah that's ze one! Lets try again!" He exhaled exhausted with her. "That's so pregno-dick and unfair!!! I want to be a pokemon too!"

"Well you're not. That's preju.... why do I try? Now get your armor on we're almost at the city boundary."

"I can't duh!!! It's outta power, and needs an hour to charge up, silly."

"Great, then why did you take it off?"

"Hmm to show you it comes off, I'm not a cy... cypoop, thats not it, hmm cyboggle, nope that not it either, I know.... I'm not a cy-orgy ya know!"

"Cyborg?" He enquired a little lost.

"Yeah that's what I said, that that that...."

"Anyhow, you hyper-active sex fiend, my den's close by, thankfully." He could swear she was lucky she was a girl, or she'd be walking around with a 24 hour erection. Judging by her erect nipples it was almost as bad.

--o-O-o--

They reached a hut which was right on the city border. The wooden thing was interestingly made. It was done to his size leaving her to ponder who made it, and even stranger, it had a door. She stared at it thinking, what kinda midget lives there? Oh yah! She forgot they were stopping at his house, how silly of her. Proteus was the midget. Hehehehe.

"Hey Porntus! Mind if I shorten your name? Its too long, I get tired using it, it's hard work ya now, and I haz to move my mouth for longer?"

"I guess, but nothing silly." Wasn't that stupid name she gave him short enough? He observed her looking at it with curiosity then back at him, then at the door which was half her height.

"Hey Porn! How do you manage to open that half sized door, you haz no handz?"

If she called him Porn again he was gonna.... Well she used sexy words at least. "Watch,"

The white little eon bounded up to the half-pint sized door, placing his paw on the side of the frame, a light quickly scanned over it. What appeared to be a normal wooden door was not what it seemed. Sliding bolts could be heard from inside, and the door shifted open by itself. "That's how its done, and only I have access. See its well disguised as a run down shack? Ladies first."

"Neato! Me first? Jee tankiez!" As Z rushed forward brushing past him, he couldn't help but notice how soft her golden skin texture was, but and soon as she got on all fours and crawled in, he got a nice eyeful of her, ahem, love mitten which looked like two puckered lips ready for making out. He could even feel his some mild stiffening of his own. He really needed to dick something. It had been ages since he pawed off to a copy of Pokemon Penthouse. He just admired it a moment, considering it was defiantly was cute by human standards. Nicely fur-less, or was it hairless to be correct? It didn't really matter, it was just so dreamy, ahhh not to mention smooth and very pretty! He shook his head realising what he was thinking, no he couldn't, that's just totally gross, a human, and her of all people to perv over? There was no way he was going to friendship mate with her. She's no friend, just a damn nuisance! As soon as she managed crawl in, he made his own way in after her.

"Okay, stay here while I go rustle some clothes up, and don't touch anything. There's a lot of advanced technology here." Of course he needed it with all the people on his tail, and after his immortality.

"I likes your house itz pretty!" He smiled at her taking it as a compliment.

"Thanks, I'll be back soon."

The Vaporeon rushed back out of the door, letting it close behind him. As soon as he was out the door, he took a deep breath of relief. PHEWeeee! Came the first thought to mind. She was more than a paw-full to handle, and especially her quirky personality. He knew a shop nearby and could get some clothes on tab, but what could he get the crazy space nymphomaniac?

Skipping along he knew he hated shopping for women, and human women to boot. He had no idea on her taste, but it seemed she didn't like clothes. Well it's either going to be something pink, as its like universal and all, or blue as he loves blue. Trotting along the pavement he entered the shop looking around at what he could pick up.

--o-O-o--

Mean while in space!....

The Eevee's were amassing. One particular little little alien was sulking in the corner of his patrol vessel. what's he called again.... oh yeah the Eevee captain. He'd been a gloomy little crybaby since MechaChick went rogue, as he had a huge hard on. He had a bad back so it meant no auto fellatio, and worse still he had repetitive wrist strain for over use of his gear shift. Mind you he was thinking how paws were not fantastic for wanking, oh the loneliness!

He heard a buzzing. Oh great now what? He looked down on his wrist communicator. Oh dear its an incoming transmission from the high command. A big Eevee head sprouted up as a hologram and boomed at him angrily. It really wasn't his day....

"Did you secure the human battle clone, and the mecha power suit?"

"No, not yet, but we won't delay the invasion. Let me make plans. Tonight I'll get one of the other Eevee to help me jack off with some tissues thinking about her, me and your dad for ideas, maybe your mom too she's pretty."

"Dumb ass how is that going to help you come up with ideas?"

"Well I can understand her secondary sex function better then. Besides if we launch the invasion now she might retaliate, and if she figures out half the available weaponry at her disposal it will be a pain to stop her."

"We outnumber her. You're telling me you can't capture a one week old clone and gang bang her to obedience? Shame on you. Very well launch the first strike against her before anything else. I want her captured and out of the way before attacking the planet."

"Yes Sir! Can I try her out first, please? She's so cute I just want to snuggle and hump her!"

"Are you bloody stupid? I get first dibs on the hot sexy pussy she has. The first mind blowing experience goes to me, so fuck you!"

"Awww okay sir, can I have her second then?"

"No idiot, my sister has her next!"

"Errr but but but.... your sister's a girl?"

"So what, she a greedy futa bitch, and she'll complain to mom if she doesn't get her go! I'm sure she'll figure out something to do with her."

"Then can I have her thir... nevermind I'll get her when I get her," he said, sighing.

--o-O-o--

Back on earth....

Proteus had returned home, having had a far tougher time deciding on what to buy her. She looked at him puzzled, eying the plastic bag dangling from his muzzle. He moved towards her placing is down beside her. "Put these on...." His eyes accidental met upon her intimacy. Damn it, she smelled pretty good. He shook his head, no way! He forced the thought of those pussy lips to the back of his head.

She picked out the content, pulling out a pink fleece first, then tossing it behind her.

"Hmm ugly."

Proteus just stared at her, "Hey it took me an hour to pick that one out!"

"Sowwy!" She tried to be more considerate whispering to herself. "Such sucky taste, this ones looks like a soaked tissue after some guy's watched a porn flick, eeeeew! And this one looks like what he may put on some blow up doll. I wonder if he haz a blow up doll? Anyhowz it suckz too."

"Errr I can still hear you" His eyes were starting to go all fire like, but he lowered his head and cursed under his breath. He couldn't believe how crude she was. He felt angry after spending so much time worrying about her to have her not care about his feelings. His eyes shot wide open as he felt the most warm loving sensation on the side of his maw. "Did you just kiss me?"

"Yush Tankiez for the clothes I likez this one!" Proteus looked at her in the blue evening dress he got her. She did look rather pretty and, for a moment sophisticated, with her hair tied up with a couple of blue stands to fall down either side. He felt her arms wrap around him, he didn't know how to react. For decades no one had even done anything like this. He wondered if he should force her off and give her a whack on the head again, but he couldn't. He felt warm inside being appreciated, her gesture felt sincere and heartfelt. After a small while hugging him she broke away. "You iz my friend."

Aww that's so cute! he thought. Wait, hang on a minute, was he deluded or something? Her cute? "Hmm I'll think about that, but your not my friend. You're walking, talking trouble." That was more like it.

"I may not be your friendz, but you are mine okayz?." She adorably looked at him, and even though he didn't want to admit it, she was growing on him already.

"Sure that works, but let's get going now or you're going to get me late. I have to be at work soon and just stay quite, no talking, no moon shines, no touching anything, no speaking to my colleagues, and most of all, no nudity or something stupid."

She wondered what the hell was he on about, she was a good girl and always well behaved!

"Okayz." She nodded placing those steam punk goggles back over her forehead. He wondered why she was clingy about them. She could just ditch them. Z picked up her small metallic backpack up, and when she strapped it to her back, she looked strange, but still kinda hot and elegant in that dress. He hoped she wouldn't draw too much attention, or cause havoc.

"I'll ask my boss and see if I can hook you up with a simple job," he said, but the white Vappy was very dubious about her. His concern was the fact she was way too unpredictable.

She lifted her dress so she could crawl out bending over. Proteus's eyes almost blew out, she must've neglected putting on panties.... damn that bitch, was she just being a cock tease? "Hey you little lewd human! Don't do that in the office or I'll never live it down!" She seemed confused, what the heck, he was nude too, so why did it bother him so much.

"So? You're naked all the time, so its cool!"

"No no no its not, I told you this before, and also because you can't really see a Pokemon's anatomy. It's either in a sheath or well hidden in the fur till they spread. Sometimes concealed in a.... why am I even bothering ahhh! Its like talking to a child." Maybe she wasn't just prick-teasing and was just a complete imbecile. It's not that he disliked her, and he knew he couldn't blame her due to the fact she didn't know much, after all she was still new to life.

--o-O-o--

Fifteen minutes passed, as they walked along and reached a tall office block. She stared up in awe. Z was still getting use to her new surroundings and little things left her in marvel. Proteus walked along the concrete flooring, having to hook his tails around her hand so he could tug her along due to the fact she kept on stopping to go 'Ooooo whatsy this?' every few seconds.

They both entered the building, which had a glass finish interior. The glass panels were all shiny inside like a sparkly pussy when it's all wet in the sunlight on a nice hot beach, that made absolutely no sense. The interior was definitely cool though, and tiled everywhere in marble black. Maybe the shine was more like a beach with sexy muscular male pokemon all oiled up with swim shorts! Yeah tight ones, where the shape of their power drills show through!

Anyhow they were greeted at the reception by cheery Cikorita, who had his eyes pinned to Z's firm cleavage the moment she entered the building.

"Hi Clive, who's the honey?" Proteus had to have his real name hidden due to the fact he was hunted. The government had provided him with this one to keep him safe. Was it that hard to figure it out? Why else would some weird Cikorita thing call him Clive? Although it wasn't much good as his cover to a few humans and pokemon had already been blown. He already needed a new one.

"Hi Nux, err she's a friend."

Z just stared and smiled pleasantly, refraining from talking as she was told not to.

"Hi there Clive's friend." His tongue was starting to hang out practically. The vappy tugged her along not liking the attention she was getting. He really was protective of her already even though he couldn't stand her at all most of the time.

Z shook her hand free from Proteus' tail and rushed up to the desk. Something caught her attention. She was just like a big kid, having spotted a box on top of the reception desk. There was a label on it which read as 'lost property hand in'. She glared at it unable to really read the writing. Why couldn't everyone just draw diagram pictures instead? She looked over the desk peering into it giving Nux a great view down her dress, and those nice tanned tits. Not paying attention to him she looked into to it, shoving her hand through the items and dug around.

Curiously Nux asked, "Have you lost something Miss?" She shook her head which made him puzzled. Picking out a flute or whistle she examined it, before shoving it in front of Proteus.

"Whatsy this Porntus?"

"Its a whistle, if you blow on it, it'll make a sound."

"So if I suck on it, it will make a sound, like giving it a blow job?"

"No.... you blow into it dummy, like so!" He swiped it from her hand and blew on it. No sounds came. "But its broken I think." He pawed it back to her, watching her take it and put it to her lips, blowing hard on it.

"Seems fine to me," she said as she tossed it back into the box, already losing interest.

"But it doesn't even- Nevermind." Grabbing Z's hand with his tail, Proteus dragged her along again. She happily waved at the Cikorita who waved back. What a nice pleasant girl with hot boobies he thought. He watched the two leave, and the elevator door closed behind them before he picked the whistle out again, giggling.

"Ahh her lips where on this.... so sexy, she got my dick so hard!" He put the whistle to his mouth fantasising kissing her lips and fondling breasts, happily blowing on it. A loud crashing sound suddenly came, as crazed houndooms and mightyennas smashed in through the entrance, dozens of them with razor sharp teeth!

"EEeeeep!" Nux cried out! So the whistle wasn't broke after all. The tiny print on the side read- 'Silent canine breeding whistle. Fuck fest guaranteed or your money back.' He cowered as all of them charged him, jumping over the reception desk, with their long hard dicks sticking out unsheathed. "AGHHHHHH!"

--o-O-o--

Back in the elevator....

Proteus thought he heard something, "Did you hear screaming?"

She shook her head. "Nopezy."

"Anyway don't go near him, all he wants is boobs, and why didn't you at least say hi? It's polite to greet people."

"You told me not to talk and leave the talking up to you? Hmm hmm yup you did did did."

"Well yeah don't talk to people, but say hi, and answer questions like how your day was. Actually no, stick to saying hi, and just answering your name. Nod and shake your head at questions. Got it?"

They both listened to the bad elevator music as it began to move up heading towards the top floor where the AGNPH editorial floor was located. She looked at him puzzled by that question.

"Hmm that's so confusing." She said while tilting her head. "I mean I dunno whatsy to answer."

"You'll do fine, just don't make conversations. Say Hi, or my name is Z. If it's none of those two then shake your head or nod. How hard is that, its four things?" She smiled nodding, "That's it, you got it now, easy huh?"

A pinging sound came as the doors opened. They walked into a wide open area filled with desks and various pokemon spread out working away and typing away on their computers. She looked around making 'hmmm' sounds. So this is what is called work she thought. Proteus continued to tug her along by her hand. They rustled past some desks as he rushed her to the end office. First thing she noticed was there were gas masks of sorts hung outside it. He looked up at her and said, "Put them one on, the boss has a particular affinity for noxious wind breaking. She placed it over her head, and gave the thumbs up. Proteus secured his own one on and knocked on the door.

A deep rumbling voice came from inside, "Come in."

The duo entered the room. Z stared around the nice pine and mahogany office. It did seem kinda cosy though with all the leather chairs and all. An enormous shiny black Charizard sat behind a large desk. He looked like some weirdo to Z. Does he rub lube over himself or something? Why is he so shinny? Her thoughts were interrupted as he greeted them loudly. "So what can I do for you today Clive?"

Proteus waited a moment, "Well my friend needs a job, and I know we have some positions of recent. She's new to the city and is homeless. Can you help out as she could really do with one?"

"Hmm alright let me speak to her, I'm sure she has a tongue." He turned to stare at her, and she was definitely well enough dressed for a job interview, even yummy enough for gobbling up the Charizard thought to himself a moment. Oh the thought of munching her up almost excited him. Such caramel-like tanned boobies AHhhhhhhhh!. He took a deep breath, deciding to be professional "Ahem... okay whats your name?"

"Hi dragon thingy, I'm Z-alicous, the best most sextastic employee in the world. Can I haz a job pleaz?" Proteus glared at her to shut up before she got man handled out the building by security. The Charizard raised his eyebrow, continuing to be as polite as possible to the bizarre girl.

"Nice to meet you Z errr but calm down babe, you're not on drugs are ya? Another thing I'm not dragon thing haha, just call me Hatchy, Hatch, or Mr Heart if you want to be formal then." He smiled at her a moment, she must be just nervous, but had an adorable quality he thought to himself before asking a further question. "So have you worked before?"

She shook her head in response just like Proteus had told her to do.

"I see so we'll have to start you off on a simple job. You're Proteus's friend so I'm sure we can arrange something."

She was unable to restrain her talkative nature any further, and wanted to be polite in return.

"Okay Mr Tart. Tankies!" The dragons eyes widened with flames, no one calls him a tart!

"Call me that again and I'll eat you...." He said with a viscous growl.

"But but but.... you said that was your name, honest!" She said confused, as it was what she thought he said, its true! He took another deep breath to calm as she seemed sincere.

"Maybe you misheard then, so all is forgiven." He said rather professionally.

"Yay we're cool then wanna be friends Mr Tart?" The big dragon just gave her a questioning look, raising a eyebrow.

"Hmm maybe you just don't hear well, never-mind." He glared at Proteus a moment as if to say, are you kidding me? "I'll leave her in your capable hands I'm sure you'll find her something suitable to do?"

Proteus humbly bowed before dragging her off, as soon as he was out the door and it closed, a cool blast of air blew away any bad gasses. Z took off her little gas mask and along with the white Vaporeon as they walked over to the elevator. Proteus led her by his tail, still holding the little dormant tyrant's hand. She mostly seems to be going along and listening, which probably is a good thing. Well, she listened until her overactive and hyperactive brain forget, about 3 seconds later.

He couldn't trust her yet around his friends, and he more so he couldn't trust his friends around her. What a dilemma! They passed the final desk along the way, right next to the elevator, hearing a cheery greeting.

"Oooooooh Proteus who's the cutie? Got a girlfriend?" His eyes widened, suddenly releasing Z's hand.

"Hell no, she's a friend.... only! Z is just starting work. It's her first day." The creature smiled with his sparkling pearly white fangs. He was an anthro of some kind. He seemed really nice almost like a wolfie. His fur was mostly dark blue, blue is sexy, that's why blue movies are blue. Z looked into his eyes which were also very pretty and deep brown. His tail wagged happily as he leaned over his desk. She giggled at his polite excited behaviour which made him look like he was very happy to meet her. She just mimicked his expression, once more trying to avoid talking, remembering what she's been told.

"Oh even better." He said then completely ignored Proteus turning to the cute tanned blue haired girl, "Hi they call me Wilon, I help everyone out here and mediate between people. I resolve problems. You can talk with me about anything Miss Z, I could do anything for my.... friends." His eyes roamed her figure, exploring every contour and curve. "I feel we'll make great friends. If you need any help just let me know."

Proteus didn't realize how perverted his friends really were till now. It was amazing how one female in a sea of males could draw so much attention and desires. He almost felt ashamed to be associated with all these pervs.

--o-O-o--

Finally he made it to the fics section floor, and was now in his office. He sat there at his desk pondering what Z would be good at while she sat there on top of it. There wasn't much point asking her to get off it, she'd ask a zillion questions before she did, "Alright from now I'm your boss, and in this building you answer to me now, and of course Hatch."

Pro;br /teus turned towards the window hearing loud crashing and screaming sounds coming through it. Something was happening outside. "I guess I should get more admins working for me. At this rate I'll never get anything done."

A loud voice was broadcasting from outside, "Surrender MechChick and you shall all be set free after we invade your pathetic planet. Otherwise we'll make ya all our slaves."

Z's backpack made bleeping sounds as an automated male voice spoke out, "Mecha suit ten percent charge reached, minimal activation requirement reached."

Proteus worriedly looked back at her, "Eeeep! Eevee's are attacking us. The city is under attack! Hurry Z, there's a nuclear bunker under the AGNPH building! Run!"

Of course all civilians built buildings and houses of the future with nuclear bunkers, what dumbass wouldn't? As Proteus made his way out the door he noticed Z hadn't moved at all. Was she alright, the poor thing looked scared. He circled back going up to her. Z's hands were placed over her heart just gazing towards the window.

He spoke out gently to her, "Its not your fault hun, they were going to invade anyway. It's going to be alright, I wont let them take you away sweetie." He gently nuzzled against her thigh.

She suddenly snapped out of it.

"Wahoo goggles uploaded with new battle sequence and my 'Bliss Make Me Happy Ray' gun is now fully unlocked for rapid fire shots too!" Without shame she removed her back pack, and pulled her dress over her head, chuckling away, before re-strapping her backpack to herself again. It seemed she wasn't emotionally distressed after all....

"What are you doing? I told to do just four things?"

"Sowwy! But its playtime, and I want to play with the Eevee'z!" Standing stark naked she stamped her foot, as her naked breasts wobbled, "But I wanna goooo. I joined a union. It's break time so I'm allowedz! Pfft! let me haz fun with flying saucers, come on? Pretty please?!"

"That's not playtime moron! You've got no idea what weapons they may have, so lets go!" He moved towards the door to walk out of his office, and turned around to enforce it again. Nothing but his vacant office stared back at him. The window was fully open now with the curtains flapping in the wind, and she was gone. Only the dress he bought her remained on the ground. Damn that girl!

He quickly ran towards the window scared she'd jumped out trying to fight them or something dumb and gone splat, but gasped in relief. She had once more transformed herself into MechaChick. He could hear her shouting, "Come back I wanna playz, I wanna shove a dildo rocket up ya ass's!!!" He saw her blasting off into the sky after them as they attacked the city....

He cursed under his breath. "If the world's savior is this retarded, Arceus save us all...."

--o-O-o--

End Of Chapter 2

. End Notes: I'm going to have a heavier story driven flow next chapter with the introduction of Shiggy, another integral character to the plot. Wait this fic has a plot? I dunno.... She just likes beating up Eevees, sex and masturbation.

Thanks for taking the time to read this, and a king size thanks to MD's fan club for editing this chapter. Wait I think its just Guri. His efforts are very appreciated ^_^