Slylock Fox Pwns Count Weirdly
SLYLOCK FOX PWNS COUNT WEIRDLY
by Little Bill
(WARNING: The following story contains sexual activity between a humans and an anthropomorphic animal. Please do not read this if you are a minor or are offended by such material. But if neither is the case, enjoy.)
It was a dark and stormy night, and Slylock Fox had just gotten a message from Count Weirdly that Max Mouse had been taken into his castle, and it was up to Slylock to get his partner out of the trap Weirdly had laid...if he could. Because of the adverse weather, Slylock took his car instead of the motorcycle he usually used to travel. Slylock couldn't travel too fast due to the bad driving conditions, but he eventually made it and parked as close to Weirdly's castle as he could manage.
The drawbridge was already let down, and Slylock ran across it through the cold rain into the dryness of the interior. There were lighted torches along the walls, and Slylock initially thought of taking one when he saw that only part of the hallway was lit, and there was a passageway down which was also lit with torches. Assuming that the torches were an indicator of where he was supposed to go, Slylock went down the passageway steps until he came to a hallway full of doors, one of which had a partly open door and a room behind which was lit. Slylock couldn't see into the room, but as he got closer to the door he saw a sign saying "PLEASE WIPE YOUR FEET BEFORE COMING INSIDE", and a doormat with a towel beside. Slylock stood on the doormat, took the towel, and lifted one of his bare feet and wiped it dry and clean, before doing the same with the other foot. Slylock wondered briefly if he were walking into a trap, before he concluded that if Count Weirdly intended such, he would have kidnapped him along with Max Mouse. Slylock pushed the door open.
With a big grin on his face, Count Weirdly ironically greeted Slylock and indicated, in the center of a room, a large pile of what looked like railroad ties. Slylock walked around the pile and noticed an arch-shaped gap at the bottom of the pile, and peered inside it. Slylock was expecting Max to be within the gap, but there was no one there. He then looked within the pile of lumber as best he could, but there was no sign of Max Mouse at all. Slylock then asked Weirdly why he went through all that trouble to create a red herring.
Count Weirdly knew that the term meant a misleading clue, and looked at Slylock with a puzzled expression. Slylock was surprised at Weirdly's surprise, and both had realized there was something amiss. Count Weirdly looked at the lumber pile, himself, and admitted that Max Mouse was supposed to have been at the bottom of the lumber pile but wasn't there. Slylock then asked where Max Mouse was, and then he heard Max announce himself. Slylock and Weirdly turned to discover Max hiding behind a chest on the floor. Max then explained that he was a mouse and therefore able to dig into the room's dirt floor and give himself enough space to squeeze out from under the lumber pile.
Slylock Fox let out a peal of laughter, and Count Weirdly grimaced and groaned for having made such a stupid mistake. Weirdly then kicked the pile of lumber in anger, and it collapsed. This added to Count Weirdly's humiliation, for part of the lumber landed atop him, and one heavy piece pinned him to the floor. Slylock and Max ended up rolling on the floor in helpless laughter.
Eventually Slylock and Max were able to stop laughing, and they looked back at Weirdly, who was still pinned beneath the lumber piece. By this time, Count Weirdly was neither angry or embarrassed, but panicking at his utter helplessness. Weirdly looked toward his adversaries and pleaded abjectly.
Slylock turned to Max, and agreed that as the good guys, they were obligated to free the helpless count. But Slylock then took Max up the stairway and told him that he would be too small and weak to help, and was already exhausted from digging himself out anyway, so he should return to the car to wait and rest while Slylock would take care of Weirdly himself. Max wondered if his partner had any special treatment planned for Count Weirdly, but he trudged over to the car and climbed inside and closed the door.
Slylock Fox went back downstairs and back into the room, taking the towel with him. Count Weirdly was as trapped as ever, and Slylock checked to see that the lumber piece was preventing him from emerging but was not pressing down upon him. Slylock pressed down upon the lumber piece, which was firmly and place and would not readily move. To Weirdly's surprise, Slylock sat down atop the lumber piece, and ask if it were pressing down upon him. When Weirdly answered in the negative, Slylock smiled, then lifted his feet off the floor and wiped them again very thoroughly with the towel, so that they were as dry and free of dirt as he could make them. Slylock was positioned so that he was facing Count Weirdly's head, and rested both his feet upon Weirdly's chest.
Very confused now, Count Weirdly asked Slylock what he had in mind and why he wasn't releasing him. Slylock smiled and said that as he had been deprived of a good night's sleep, he decided to make up for it by having a bit of fun. Count Weirdly looked nervously at Slylock, who lifted his right foot and placed it near, but not against, Weirdly's face. The count looked completely confused, and then Slylock genially told him that he had been planning to get a foot massage the next day, but decided that he could get one here and now, without having to pay a penny. When Weirdly replied that this would not be possible with his arms pinned down, Slylock told him that he had a perfectly serviceable tongue which would do the job just fine.
Count Weirdly profanely refused, but Slylock kept smiling and mentioning that he could wait for a long time, while Weirdly would be pinned down as a result of his own stupidity, and not be able to eat, drink, or use the bathroom. Realizing he was completely defeated, Count Weirdly reluctantly ran his tongue along Slylock's furry sole.
Count Weirdly kept licking as Slylock moved his foot around so that his archenemy would have access to the entirety of his sole, and spread his toes so that Weirdly could lick between those as well. Then Slylock moved his legs so that Weirdly could lick the bottom of his left foot as well. Slylock noted that Count Weirdly never flagged in his licking, so he turned his head and looked down at Weirdly's legs. As Slylock had anticipated, there was a bulge in Weirdly's long shirt, and the fox turned back to Weirdly and told him that he would do Weirdly a big favor as a result of his foot licking.
Weirdly abruptly stopped licking, looking in wonderment at Slylock, who turned his whole body around so he was sitting with his legs facing Weirdly's. Slylock then slid one foot under the edge of Weirdly's long shirt and pulled it upward to the point where his groin was exposed, and Weirdly's penis was quite erect. Slylock then put each of his feet along Weirdly's penis and began rubbing. So aroused was Weirdly that almost immediately white semen shot out of his penis, and Slylock quickly moved his feet around so that the semen would splatter it. When the semen stopped spurting out, Slylock turned back around on the lumber so that he once again was face to face with Weirdly, and smiled as he showed his semen-covered feet to his archenemy. Slylock even rubbed his feet together to push the semen further into his fur as Weirdly looked back at the fox detective in shock.
Slylock jumped back into a standing position and with great effort lifted the lumber piece enough to allow Count Weirdly to slide out. The villain looked at the detective with a confusing mix of emotions, and Slylock smiled and said that he had always dreamed of doing this, and was eagerly awaiting Weirdly's next kidnapping so he could repeat the experience. Count Weirdly was unable to form a reply, so Slylock simply walked out of the castle, leaving a trail of milky-white footprints which he assumed the count would clean up.
Of course Slylock dared not share what he did to Count Weirdly with the outside world, not even his sidekick Max Mouse. Fortunately it was still stormy and the ground was full of pools of water, and Slylock splashed his feet through them to clean them off. He reached his car and looked through the windows, pleased to see that Max Mouse had fallen asleep from the late hour and his ordeals. Slylock opened the driver's door and quickly slipped in, starting the car and driving away.
Upon reaching home, Slylock carried the still-sleeping Max in through the front door, and set him upon the floor while he found the cleaning rag he kept nearby for the times he ever stepped into anything messy. Slylock wiped his feet as thoroughly as he could, and took the rag with him to the laundry room and put it with the dirty laundry, then washed his feet very thoroughly to remove all traces of Weirdly's cum. He dried himself with a towel and put that with the dirty laundry, then went back to Max, picked him up, and carried him to his bedroom and put him in his bed. Then Slylock went to his own bedroom, got undressed, entered his bed, and stroked himself off at the memory of what he had done with Count Weirdly. He was eagerly awaiting Weirdly's next kidnapping!
But the next day, Slylock was chagrined to learn at the police station that Count Weirdly had kidnapped Cassandra Cat.