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Once upon a time, there was a lion who could not really make sense of the world. Why? Because her was the only normal one around. Every one was fucking crazy. No shit. Now, I order to tell you the story, I have to think straight. No gay. I'm drunk shutup. All rights now here is a story about a lion who lived in a town in where they are all our people who are crazy and can not think it straight because they are crazy exactly. You now be as a man who was named is Lyle is actually an animal lion.

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OK sil there was this a lion police started his day with a walk through their wallets and I have to worry of the train leaving no room left for a rainy night he have any idea for a show all

alrgiht, I was using the speech dictation there, but enough of that.

So there was once this lion who was unlucky because he could find his way around town. Everyone was crazy, And I mean crazy. Evetyone except him. His father ran away

Alrigyt, there was once this lion who lived in a town where everyone was crazy Everyone. Alrighty? Evetyone ? Damn.

Pokay, it was ihis first day at szchoool, and he was nervous, so h e want tup to his mom to talk. "Mom,. I;m nervous about school, everyone might make fun of me because of my tail" His mom responded, Listen you backstapbbing hyena. You better get to school or I will kick you ass. Yuou kjnow what?> When you came out of me, the doctor first curt your tail, so get to school now before I show yo meaning of America." And with that, she fingered her butthole ahd sent him on hisway,.

As he arrived at schoo, people were mean,. Everyhone, THE SUKUNKS the prisoners, everyone.l. even the nerds wre mean No one liked him Why? Becaue whverone weas crazy@! Everyone.

So0 he went to fiurst p[eriod. NAnd then, the bell rang. It wa English class.;. The first lesson of the day was punctuation. But little did Lyle know was that he didn't meane punctionan in ligterature, but piunctionatiopjn coniarning arriving in time for class. Lyle awa little late since the bublllies were mean to him, but he still made it to clas, ujust a ferw imnutes late.,

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"Why were you late, today., Mr. Josnon" His nlast name bnwasn josonons, but he know ereh the teacher was coming from. ""Loooko, "said lYle, "I'm new, so I'm just getting acquiatned wiiht the new school. I hoipe I didn't dus[rupt your system. Ms. Baxter." She then walked up to him and gavehim a pat on the shoulder, and the leaned her nose to his ear/ ""Look, you little shit., if you ever think that I would get mad, well., uyour'e wrong." She then slapped him on the face, caling him to fell a hernia on his cheek.

"Look, I';ve got a system that has worked for me for eveln years, if you thnkyou're going to change my system, well, you're wrong.

*she gave him another slap on the face*" Get with the system, and maybe I'll give you a little favor" She was ih her mid sixgties, bso that was considered nasty to hi,m.He just nodded in response to show respect.

After class, he walked out and was shove dinto lockers by the football team members. "Hey, penis tail, why you have such a long tail" He then responded "Because tha was how aI was born., you have aprobme?"

"We don;'t like freaks AROUND THESE PARrs." the b ulles saisd/ "Well, thatr's oka. " said the lion/ know that you guys aren't used to ahavingfreaks around, and I am a bit of a freak. specially since I have a long tail.

"and with that, they kept pshing him around and shoving him into lockers" "Knock it off! " said the principal. he was an ugly pincibple, buthe was stilla kind -hearted guy.

"Look, he's a student of this scho, and IU worn't have anybody hwo is a student of this svchoo beign harassed by a couple of football atheletes, so get!" And with tha,m the football players left Lyle alone.

"Look, I know it';s your first day fo school and you're already getting harraseed, but you got to stand up for youself, ya know?>" said the Rpincibple/.

"In undersztand whre yo are coming fdro, but I can handlke my own, My moma said that id I don't need no one's help bug her own" sai the lyle.

"well look, if you everfn neeed guyidance, just let me know, ojay?"

"Okay, principle doug, thank you!" and with that, lyle nodded and went to his next classs.

"lyle's nexzt clas was math. In this clss,m antying seemed to go since the teacher was half deaf."

Alribght classs, said the tehacher, today, we will talk abougt binomials.

"What is that" said a random student

Well"" said the reacher, "A binomial si when you give a dog a blow job ."

And jusxt lke that, Lyle knew hie was in the wrong wchoo.,

He then ran out fo class, cryihg as he didn';t know rhat to do. And then se saw a apper opn the bulletin board that said "Talent show" it was going to be on next wweek. He then saw it as his chance of proving himself in front of all the othe kids that he was a fur, jus like the rest of them,

after school , lyle went home and told his mother about the talent show. shwe then bgot angry and slapped him across the face. "why'd you leave school so early? You still have four more classes to finish!"

Lyle then realized that his mother was right. "oops sorry ma." Che then spalled him acors the face "getyo ass back to schoo nigga"

"yes mother" Shtr hen fingered his botthole and sent him on his way, like she always does.

as he scteacted his ass, he made it back to schoo,,. although he missed a class, he still was able to make it in time for break.

'he then walked into the cafetireis amnd ten mjust stood in the middle, wondering for a place to sit. He then watch as a large rain of food stated pouring toward him . he thenran around, dodging as mnuch food as could, but then jjst stood in polaced as he got tited,knowing it was his fate. he then gbo t bomboarede wqith a large array of ffood. he then wiped if off his clothes and started to walk away tuntio he hear someone acall his name. "LLYE@! YOU NIGGA GETYOU ASS OVER HERE BITCH"

He then walked over to where he heard the voice. It was a vbunch of panthers....vblack panthers... ",isten you ugly ass nigga, bwe know how shit works around hwere, and to be hoesnt, it aint easy. we know you got it hard, sos did we, gbut if ou wanna survbivce, yougotta swshow that yo mean business"....you unerssztand NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"??!?!!!?!!?!

"ues said lylew" ahd then he took a seat next next to the black panthers. he shared his food iwht them, and then they hovete the food down their pantsand then threw in ly'e]s faces "bitdch,. we ain'tr broke, NIGGA GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE BROKE ASS NIGGA" And the withat, they kicked him out of the group out if insutlb yes,b thyw were actually broke. they couldn' even afford to sleep, but they kccked Lyle out to make a point. he never figured out the poiunt, and neither did they.

He then lookedaround the lunch room for some friend to make, and the he spotted a set of other lions, just like him,. wxcept they had normal tails. he ahd a twelve foot ftail, which was pretty unnormaol for most murst furs, but he wasn't like mist furs. anyway,. he walked over to sit with them, and asked politely if he could sit there. tghey responed "hey pussy, sit with us, we could use some tial." they were actuallya bunch of gay lions, but they liked hm. he fit rigiht in, he was an outcast, just liekthem, ecept he wasn]t gai.

"so, how areyou all doing today?" lyle asked. "oh, just terrible, just terrible. we're tring to figure out a good bit for the talent show so that fiurs would accept us, but we can't come up with anything.,"

lyel then said, "well, with a tail like mine, we could probably do a jump rope show ormsomething, hhaha.,." they then looked at each other seriously, and the talkedfor a few swconds vbefore looking back at him... "alirghty, we'll do it. you support us, and we'll support you."

finally, lyel amide some friends, he and he felt happy. although it was fur a purpose, he felt las if eh e fimally made some reall friend. thand they weren't crazy after all

theyt really werent'

afer a long , rough day at shcoo, he went back home and told hi s mother about his new friends.

"listen you little backstabbing koala ibthc, I like you. SO don't get too chummy with the furs down at your wsdhooo, you underszaant you little bitfch??!?!!!???!!?!!" his mothe the oroiceddded to kiss his lips, with the kind of kiss that ouwl even make a hjooker blush. he then opened his eye sas his mother pulled away ad said, "MOM@ you can't keep doing thaqt! I'm not your husbad and you know it

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BITCH! don't tqalk to your mother like that! " she then slapped his butt so hard that it made the whole houyse shake. "Look, you show your mother resptect or I'llshow you the meaning of America"

Lyle the aubmitted to his mother, "Look ma, im just nervous baou a talent sho that isz coming iup. I promised my friends in lucnhy that I would bethere, I can't let them do---"

His mom them slappend him across the dface "You backstapbbing soala. you thin k your tial is so bad? When you came out of me, the first thing the doctor cut was yoru tail, so shuup tup before I show hyou what it means to be the ass of the jhoke, " a dn with that, shefingered his butthoe and sent him on his way.

Oh his way to his room, he begain to ponder what he would really do gor the talent show? maybe this ncould have been his chance to shine, or perhaps to make him a big, giant target for all the school to make fun of. he then started practicing doing jump rope with his tail, which was pretty asy since his tail was indeed12 feet long. he proactice and proactice and practiced until jhe gotr it down.'/

next day at school., it was more rouch than the last day sincethe gays toild everfyone about ihm competing in the talent show. al the mean foot ball p[layer then came up to hima sn asked. "waut up bitch, gpoing to be int hat telante show. want ourdicke up yoru ass..you like ock?y ou like balls you like tennis? you like Mario Lpoez? You like Cher? You like Rags comics? " Then Lyle turned to them made a a loud meow little kissy kat "listen you stupide bitches, I'm going to win that talent show whether you beat me up oir not." the football player then started beating him up

"Alrightym yo siklly bitches and bastersds, get ready ffor the laten show now." , said the princioal., they all theh, gesides lyle, ran way because the principlal was quite unattractive platypus, alhtoghhe was a nice gellow., he wa a very ugly platypus. So ugly, even Lyle ad a [-roblem 3ith hi,m ahotuhg he didn't really seem to mind openly. the foot ball player then ran into the conference room, sitting in the seats with the other cheerleadersm each one having a mutation of HIV.

the conference room wasfilled with people....murderers, parnts, presidens, avatars, Leonardo di CApreio, and an old fashioned version of the Back steet boys,. But then tyey wre shot by the soccer team for being too ugly.

"Alright, and now the moment you all have been waiting for....the talent show!" Nobody clapped as h e paused ahd aited to hear ttheir clapping.

"Well Fuck all of you! First up, poet a little something written about yours trult,m Edgar!"

No one cpaled since they all knew Edgar was an ass, except once person, but he was a pedophile. Why he was let into the show was beyond aonyone's guess.

The boy the took a bow and walked up to the microphone:

"There was once a principal who was an ugly son of a bitch.

Everyone hated him. He was ugly. And a bitch.

This ugly motherf##ker was such an ugly bitch

That he could make a witch

Look as cute as the alien Stitch.

Holy f##king testicles was this man an ugly bitch.

Just looking at him would make any fur's eyes twitch.

He could make a girl scream at an unreal pitch

With his looks that make him an ugly little bitch.

I hated this man, not because he was a snitch,

But because he was really an ugly son of a bitch!

Sometimes I would hide away in an underground ditch

Just to hide from the face of that ugly son of a bitch.

Son of a bitch was he an ugly son of a bitch!

His face is ugly. That ugly son of a bitch,

He could make so many furs switch

The direction they walk just to walk away from the ugly bitch.

He once made my eye have a really bad itch

Because it couldn't make sense of why he was an ugly bitch.

Thank you."

Everyone was shocked for the first few momoents