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(Random exercise. Type twenty random letters, then turn those into the first letter of each sentence. The letters are QOCBSOVBEIVNSDIVNHDP.) Quotes are stupid. Of course anybody with any brief glint of inspiration can say something that might...
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A woman named Cynthia walked into a cabbage. The cabbage smelled funny. And so did Cynthia.
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Sally is a wholesome name. I once knew a girl named Sally. She and I dated for nearly a year. She was pretty and smart and always called me an idiot. I liked that. She had red hair and green eyes. She had a freckle on her face. I...
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"Let's play a game." Games are funny. Board games, video games, sports, and the like. Games bring out the competitive nature in some people. Games bring down the defenses of people that are always with their guard up. Games do...
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Life is fair, perfect, and gives everyone what they wants. Put in some effort, and you'll get exactly what you want. Want a wholesome spouse? He or she is waiting for you. Want a six-figure salary? Just apply yourself. It'll all come to you as simply...
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Everyone has their own version of "however" when it comes to an ideology attacking one's own comfort zone. "Sure, telling someone she looks beautiful when she is in fact morbidly obese could be hiding her from something she needs to hear; however,...
The Dog and The Doctor
"What brings you here, Adam?" The eyes of the twenty-something German Shepard appeared to be pulled down by some hidden force. A weak, shaky breath forced its way out of his mouth. He closed his eyes, opening the passage for several drops of tears....
Why There are Shadows
_**From the darkness of the shadows Where the demons lurk in waiting Lies an abyss of nothingness That traps Hope behind steel grating.**_ _**Hope had become an exhibit In a zoo of lost dreams. They cried With fur soaked in the blood of...
Otters and Elves - Poem for Skipper~Heart
_There always comes a time_ _When everyone hates you_ _For commiting a crime_ _That indeed was not true._ _Whether it be of loot_ _Or a break from the norm,_ _Society's a brute_ _And has a reckless form._ _This was the lesson learned_ _By...
Army Ranger - Poem for Wolf Trooper
_There are not many folks who can_ _Call themselves an Army Ranger._ _There are not many who can walk_ _Without fear in front of danger._ _When a fur is given the badge_ _That turns them into a Ranger,_ _He is given a title and_ _Honor that...
Shadows - Poem for Shadowshimmer
_Shadows._ _Undermined brother of all living beings._ _Natural born defiance of the sun._ _Invincible coolant of fur._ _Unknowable form._ _It was your shadow._ _Your shadow that darkened worlds._ _Your shadow blocks the light needed to see._...
Pingas Burrito - Poem for Solarian
_PINGAS BURRITO_ _GUACAMOLE STEW_ _CHING CHONG POTATO_ _CHIMICHANGA BREW_ _WAKKA WAKKA BEAN_ _SLAP YOU WITH A PIG_ _WATER TORTURE SLUT_ _FLIP FLOPPITY CIG_ _ANOREXIA_ _BORDER-LINE GROUPIE_ _INTRAUTERINE_ _BLOOPITY POOPIE_ ...