The Science of Cake
_**Science is a great enemy That I have to fight every day. Though with age I become wiser, Science grows stronger anyway.**_ _**Mysteries get demystified, Chaos is then categorized. Anything that was once by chance Awesome is now simply...
For Sally, my love. <3
### _T'was never a moment after_ ### _The day she accepted my heart_ ### _That any trouble or misfortune_ ### _Could happiness from me part._ ### _The feelings from holding her paw_ ### _Are more warming than a hot sun._ ### _The sparkles that...
Army Ranger - Poem for Wolf Trooper
_There are not many folks who can_ _Call themselves an Army Ranger._ _There are not many who can walk_ _Without fear in front of danger._ _When a fur is given the badge_ _That turns them into a Ranger,_ _He is given a title and_ _Honor that...
The Dog and The Doctor
"What brings you here, Adam?" The eyes of the twenty-something German Shepard appeared to be pulled down by some hidden force. A weak, shaky breath forced its way out of his mouth. He closed his eyes, opening the passage for several drops of tears....
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"Let's play a game." Games are funny. Board games, video games, sports, and the like. Games bring out the competitive nature in some people. Games bring down the defenses of people that are always with their guard up. Games do...
Extreme Butterfly - Poem for Nikkita
_HOLY F##CKING DICK TIT SPRINKLES._ _LOOK AT THAT F##CKING BUTTERFLY._ _THE MOST EXTREME BUTTERFLY THAT_ _WOULD KICK ALL OTHER BUTTERFLIES HIGH_ _INTO THE SKY WITH ITS EXTREME._ _SO EXTREME, IT RUNS ON BACON._ _IT USES BACON FUEL. SWEET F##K._...
M3llo the Vixen - Free Art Raffle Prize
_There was once a vixen_ _By the name of M3llo._ _She's quite reserved, though kind_ _Was this charming, young soul._ _Soft and delicate was_ _Her crimson-coated fur._ _Every male who saw_ _Her would begin to stir._ _Her personality_ _Was one...
Pingas Burrito - Poem for Solarian
_PINGAS BURRITO_ _GUACAMOLE STEW_ _CHING CHONG POTATO_ _CHIMICHANGA BREW_ _WAKKA WAKKA BEAN_ _SLAP YOU WITH A PIG_ _WATER TORTURE SLUT_ _FLIP FLOPPITY CIG_ _ANOREXIA_ _BORDER-LINE GROUPIE_ _INTRAUTERINE_ _BLOOPITY POOPIE_ ...
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Life is fair, perfect, and gives everyone what they wants. Put in some effort, and you'll get exactly what you want. Want a wholesome spouse? He or she is waiting for you. Want a six-figure salary? Just apply yourself. It'll all come to you as simply...
I'm Sorry / She Loved / Help Yourself
_I am so sorry--No furman'd Ever have to witness the crime Beside this letter. Determined As I was, it was about time_ _To administer justice--to Quell the remorse, to make silent The ruminations that were so Loudly recalling an event_ _Of...
Gift for my wonderful iRenia
_ **Alas, I have found it---** _ _ **A sign of victory!** _ _ **An end to loneliness** _ _ **By your gaze unto me.** _ _ **A dip of your delight** _ _ **To fill my vacant heart** _ _ **As the starved traveller** _ _ **Receives a new...
Colder than Snow, Warmer than Fur
_There is not a day that passes_ _Where I don't remember your name._ _It's like a chill that keeps me cold_ _And continues to make me lame._ _The touch of your body gave me_ _Armor to make it through each day._ _Your words were like a thick fur...