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Ceylon was sitting happily at his kitchen table, lapping at a hot tea as he waited for two of his friends to show up. He had a surprise for them that he couldn't wait to share.

It was a cool autumn evening and the leaves had already changed colors and fell to the ground. Ceylon lived in a quaint little house in the middle of a huge forest with a ranch where he kept an assortment of crops and raised a herd of cattle to sell to a nearby town. Having already travelled the globe and seeing what needed to be seen in life, he was happy to settle down in a quiet retirement, even though he was still quite young.

It was a great sense of pride to the black and white gryphon, knowing he could do basically anything that crossed his mind, even the more adventurous endeavours. For this reason, he was known for inviting his friends into some pretty interesting situations that they didn't always appreciate.

He planned this evening to be one of those times.

As he was thinking about his plans, he heard a knock on his door. "Hey, let us in, it's kinda cold out here!" a voice called out. It was his friend Nara.

Ceylon jumped to his feet and dashed to the front door, opening it quickly to show both Nara and the other friend he invited, Tiel, standing at the door. Nara was a blue and white nine-tailed kitsune, mostly blue but with white tips on each of his tails. He was actually a herm, but Ceylon always preferred to refer to him as male, something that occasionally bugged the Kitsune, but it never was so much that he had to demand a correction. Tiel was a somewhat smaller white and black gryphon with long flowing hair and an equine-looking sheathe. "Come on in! Have I got a surprise for you two!"

Nara and Tiel both glanced at each other with a bit of worry in their eye. While the two of them barely knew each other, they both knew the gryphon well, and they both knew that when he had a surprise to share, there was a 50:50 chance it was a bad surprise or at least something they should be wary of.

"What have you got in mind today, cutie?" Nara asked, his expressions showing he was clearly a bit nervous.

"This isn't like last time, is it?" Tiel added, referring to the recent visit when Ceylon had concocted a potion that nullified Tiel's genitals for a week, a particularly horrible time for him since Tiel was particularly fond of his genitals.

Ceylon waved his black talons dismissively. "Oh no, not like that." He said. "No, this is a surprise that I'm sure you'll like, not some crazy experiment. Why don't you come in? It's gotta be cold out there." He ushered them in and motioned for them to sit on the couch since they were all covered in fur and rarely wore clothes, it wasn't yet cold enough to require a coat.

"So, what's the surprise?" Nara asked as he shut the door behind him, shaking his pawpads of the bits of leaves that had stuck to them.

"Can't tell you, it'll ruin the surprise." Ceylon said as he briskly walked back to the kitchen to grab his cup of tea. "Come, come."

Nara and Tiel, still both a bit anxious about Ceylon's surprise, hesitantly followed.

Tiel in particular was worried. Ever since Ceylon and his friend Ilorek had granted him his new gryphon body a few years back, he had been a subject to their every experiment, not all of them were pleasant. "So, please tell me about this surprise! I hope it's a good one." he chirped hopefully.

Ceylon picked up a couple of cups of tea and handed them to his two friends. "Oh yeah, the best kind of surprise. Drink up and then I'll tell you,"

Tiel took his cup and took a sip, but Nara refused to take his cup. "I'm not drinking that until you tell me what's in it."

Ceylon rolled his eyes and sighed. "That's not the surprise, it's just a cup of tea to warm you."

"Tastes like tea to me." Tiel confirmed as he lapped gently at his drink.

"What's in it?" Asked Nara as he cautiously took his cup. "No drugs, potions, poisons, powders, or anything, right?"

Ceylon turned and grabbed his own cup. "Nope, nothing like that, just good old hot water, a tea-bag, some sugar, and a bit of milk that I got from my cows. Nothing special, nothing worrisome, I promise. No, the surprise is in the basement." He held his cup out to point towards the door that led to the basement stairs. "Follow me." He pushed between the two and opened the basement door, using a hint of magic to turn on the series of torches that lit up the stairwell.

"No, this isn't ominous at all." Nara joked as he followed, still unwilling to sip his tea.

"Oh, I like basement surprises!" Tiel chirped as he continued to lap at his drink.

The three of them went down the stone steps into the basement. All the walls were made of rocks with mud keeping them together. It was cozy and stayed surprisingly warm even when the winter came, but it was prone to flooding. Luckily there hadn't been any rain in the past few weeks so it was nice and dry.

The entire basement was made of just one large room. Hanging on the walls was a series of knives, hammers, whips, chains, and various other tools. Against the opposite wall there was a table with a shelf underneath it; this table was covered in various adult toys of almost every variety, including dildos, figs, more whips and chains, rope, and plugs. At the opposite end of the table there was a beautifully ornate box with three massive cream-colored eggs resting on the specially made padded interior. Each of the eggs was 5 inches wide and about 8 inches long.

But all that was immediately overshadowed by the massively built dark-chestnut stallion that was resting in a massive chair. His hands were tied behind his back and his legs were held up by a couple stirrups that were suspended by the wood logs that held the rest of the house above him; these stirrups were keeping his knees spread as wide apart as they could to give a great view of his sheathe, balls, and rump. This stallion was wearing a bridle around his torso and head, connected to a bit that had a ball gag to ensure he couldn't talk as well as a blindfold that was firmly held in place so he couldn't see.

Tiel's lower beak gaped open as he placed his tea down on the stairs. "Oh Ceylon! You are certainly too kind!" he chirped as he jumped up to give the much larger gryphon a hug. "Do we get to do what I think we get to do?" Ceylon may have considered himself a knowledgeable traveller and wise figure, but he wasn't above sharing his kinky desires with his friends and much of the more pleasant experiences he surprised his friends with were of the kinky variety.

Ceylon nodded with a smile on his face. He didn't need to say anything.

Nara, on the other hand, froze solid, staring at the exposed and vulnerable horse that was tied down in front of him. The dark chestnut beast looked like a worker and had to have been at least ten feet tall, he also had his mane done up in a series of short, nubbly balls. As Nara stared, the Kitsune tried his best to not let his member poke out from his sheathe. Containing himself was no easy task, as he had just recently told Ceylon about his desire to have his way with a stallion so this was like a wish fulfilment to him.

"Gentlemen, I introduce you to Rannik...a good friend of mine who ended up on the wrong end of a bet, so you get to do whatever you want with him for the next thirty minutes!" Ceylon chirped and walked past Rannik and slapped him on the chest, eliciting a gentle snort from the stallion's mouth. "Come on, don't be shy you two."

Tiel rubbed his talons together and stepped toward the stallion, taking in a deep breath to sample the musky scents that were filling the room. He didn't know where to start or what to do so he walked by, slowly dragging his talons across Rannik's side. Rannik tensed up at the gentle touch, twitching his body.

Nara still couldn't move, his eyes were trained on the stallion's crotch, obsessed with that massive wrinkled sheathe and the equally massive balls that hung between his legs; each of which was almost as big as Nara's head!

Ceylon shuffledoff to the side, leaning against the table as he waited for one of the other two to have a go at his friend, but neither was really doing anything; disappointed, he sighed deeply and leaned up against Rannik himself, nipping at the stallions neck and making him tense up again. "See guys, this is how you play." He pushed against Rannik's shoulder and walked around to the other side of the chair, stopping between the stallion's legs. He knelt down and leaned into Rannik's inner thigh, nuzzling with his beak for a few moments before using his hand to lift the massive testicles that hung before him to expose the tight, round pucker beneath.

Rannik groaned and tried to close his legs but the stirrups kept him from doing so. "Mrrrrf!" He meekly protested, the ball-gag bit stopping all words from forming.

Ceylon ignored Rannik's response and buried his beak underneath the soft sack, cooing gently as he stuck his tongue out to lap at equine's round pucker. Rannik groaned again and writhed in pleasure, urging Ceylon to continue. He ran his tongue in circles around the outer rim of the pucker a few times to sample the taste of the stallion's rump, which he loved but still stood up and invited one of the others to carry on in his stead. "Well? He's for you guys, I can only warm him up."

Tiel's member began to slowly unfold from his sheathe, dangling down beside his balls as he stepped in between Ceylon and Rannik. "Mmmmm, stallion...it's been too long." He giggled as he licked his beak before climbing up on top of the stallion, straddling Rannik's chest as his own member continued to grow, spreading a trail of slime up the stallion's muscular chest. Tiel pushed his own rump down so that the stallion's massive sheathe was tickling his inner thighs.

Nara was still frozen, which was weird for him since he was usually the first one to jump into an opportunity like this. Regardless of his body remaining frozen in shock, the first inches of his canine member was poking out from his sheathe, the blue flesh moist with his own blend of fluids that readied him for penetration.

"Don't be a pansy, Nara." Ceylon scolded the kitsune as he pushed him towards the stallion that was gently rocking his hips upward to grind his sheathe against Tiel's rump.

Nara leaned over and set his cup of tea on the table before stepping up, but didn't waste any more time fucking around in la-la land. With renewed vigor he pulled his sheathe back to expose all 10 inches of his smooth, still knotless, blue member. He stepped in between the stallion's legs and pressed his hips against Rannik's crotch, rubbing his member against the stallion's taint and rumphole, leaving a smear of precum across the velvety flesh. He could feel Rannik clenching his muscles, twitching every time Nara poked at him.

"Rrrrh!" Rannik whimpered as he continued to writhe, Tiel on his chest and Nara poking around his rump with his well-endowed canine member.

Tiel let out a gentle chirp as he thrust his hips forward to rub his own well-endowed equine length between the stallion's pecs, the tip poking at Rannik's chin; the entire length was spreading a moist scent all over the larger horse. Tiel arched his back and pushed his hips down on Rannik's sheathe some more coaxing the first few inches of the massive member to emerge, poking up beside Tiel's tail.

Nara continued topress at Rannik's rump until the tip of his own member punctured the center of the stallion's velvety hole, plunging itself deep into his fleshy canal. Nara gritted his teeth and leaned forward, placing a hand on each of the stallion's legs for leverage as he slowly thrust a few more times. He revelled in the feel of that glorious pucker pushing out to envelop his shaft with every thrust and sucking on it with every withdraw, it was a wonderful feeling that no other holes could imitate.

As the three continued to writhe, grind, and thrust on each other, Rannik's equine member stiffened and started to rub against Tiel's back, growing a few inches every second until it was fully erect and the head was resting against the gryphon's neck. The sheathe was emitting a powerful scent so thick that it stuck to the inside of the nostrils of both of the others who were having fun at him and Ceylon, who was doing all he could not to get involved.

Nara continued to thrust at Rannik's hole as he wrapped both hands around the gargantuan member in front of him, pulling it down to hug it, using his whole upper body to gently stroke up and down its length as his hips thrust in and out of the tender, moist hole.

Tiel had enough of just teasing himself against Rannik's shaft, so he rubbed his own equine member against the stallion's neck and upper chest a few times to smear the last gobs of precum into Rannik's chest hair; He planted his feet on the muscular equine hips stood up, positioning his own rump against the stallion's swollen and moist glans. Rannik's member was as big around as Tiel's leg, but that didn't deter him, as he had been 'victim' to one of Ceylon's earlier experiments that gave the gryphon's flesh an uncanny ability to stretch beyond what it normally should. This led to being able to insert very large things into all his holes, especially his own little tailhole. He had no reservations about being able to take at least half the length of that massive equine member, though he was almost assuredly unable to take the whole thing. No matter, he would certainly have fun trying!

Nara, on the other hand, stopped stroking at Ranniks member when Tiel took it back and instead held onto the stallion's thighs as leverage to thrust his member in and out of the surprisingly tight hole. Each thrust made penetration a bit harder because his knot was starting to form and it required a bit more pressure to push those growing orbs through the fleshy rumphole. After about a dozen quick thrusts, Nara gritted his teeth and pressed his hips into Rannik's, burying his knot as deep as he could, groaning as it grew to its full size. He especially loved the feel of the pucker wrapped around the base of his knot and the massive stallion orbs that pressed against his belly. His body began to shake as the massive stallion's rump tensed up and released in a distinct, deliberate rythm, sucking his member in deep.

As Nara was fucking the stallion's hole, knotted and contented, Rannik's own pleasure was rising, causing his glans to inflate gently, gaining definition as many more musky-scented gobs of slimy precum dribbled out of his cock hole. Every thrust rubbed his fluids up and down between Tiel's cheeks, lubing up the entire gryphon's backside in preparation for penetration.

The gryphon, now pleasantly lubed up, sat all his weight down on the tall, thick member that was as big around as his legs, gently rocking back and forth to spread as much of the horse's pre around his own hole as he could. After a few moments of the fleshy glans slowly pushing its way forward, there was a sudden lurch and the thickest part burst through Tiel's tight but elastic sphincter, the gryphon rump sucking up the massive member into his moist, tender depths.

Tiel let out a long screech of pleasure as he felt the stallion's member push into his backside. He had to put his feet back down to ensure he didn't take too much of Rannik's shaft all at once; his own anal ring stopped just north of the stallion's median ring and wouldn't go any deeper.

The kitsune had stopped thrusting entirely at this point since his knot had fully swelled and he couldn't move it if he tried. With every heartbeat his member tensed up, releasing a series of warm fluids into the stallion's hole.

Rannik didn't mind, in fact he loved every second that the kitsune's member was lodged in his rump. He was a much bigger stallion, though, so a cock only 10 inches wasn't anything he was worried about causing damage. He hadn't been subject to Ceylon's many experiments, but his flesh was stretchy enough in its own right. Wanting to please the kitsune that was up to his sheath in horse rump, he clenched down as hard as he could and tried to flex his diaphragm to suck at the canine member within him.

Nara gasped in pleasure and fell forward to lean against Rannik's member, wrapping his arms around it beneath the median ring, careful to not get too close to Tiel's rump that was wrapped around the upper half of the stallion's length.

Tiel could feel the massive flare tensing up deep within him with every one of Rannik's heartbeats, so he took in a deep breath and slowly pulled himself off it before slamming back down as far as he could go, once again stopping just above the median ring. As he lifted up and pushed back down, his hole made a series of wet suction sounds around Rannik's shaft; Tiel chirped in delight every time he felt the massive flare press against his depths, his body shaking with each sensation.

They all continued to thrust and tense up around one another until Nara tried to pull his member out of Rannik's rumphole. He couldn't get it out at first, but his desire to enjoy his own creampie was too much. Using the stallion's inner thighs as leverage, Nara tugged and tugged until his member burst out, spewing a mixture of fluids from the worn, tender hole.

Instantly, Nara knelt down and shoved his face underneath Rannik's balls, licking at the hole that was gaped open and oozing fluids; he didn't want to miss a drop of cum or any of the stallion's own musky sweat and moisture. He used his thumbs to spread the cheeks apart and gape the hole just a little more so he could get a look at the tender pink flesh in between eager licks. Deeper and deeper his tongue went until it couldn't go in any deeper, and Nara loved every sensation and flavor as his tongue slapped against the wet flesh of Rannik's abused, gaping pucker.

Rannik began to tense up again, having never had someone so eagerly licking at his nether region like that. His tensing and the thumbs that held his hold open resulted in a little bit of his anal flesh pushing out into a beaitiful rosebud.

Nara, seeing this golden opportunity, eagerly wrapped his lips around and buried his tongue into the fleshy pink rosebud and gave it a deep, intimate kiss, sucking off as much as the juice as he could.

Tiel was still riding up and down on Rannik's shaft as he started to stroke his own length, using both hands and his precum to pleasure himself as the stallion shaft that was thrusting rhythmically into him stretched him wide, giving a filled sensation that no other toy or cock could hope to match. It was like having four entire arms in his rump and he loved it!

Rannik couldn't hold on any longer. With that tight hole of Tiel rubbing against every inch of the top half of his member, he had to release. His whole body tensed up in a massive climax. His hole closed shut and pushed Nara's tongue out of him and his dick got rock hard as his spongy flare exploded outward inside the gryphon's rump, an eruption of sticky stallion cum filling up Tiel and giving him a bit of a belly bulge before the excess fluid seeped out and dribbled down Rannik's shaft and moistened up his sheathe and lower belly.

The gryphon's muscles all tensed up as the masssive flare inflated inside him, his pleasure peaking in a glorious plateau as he released his own seed onto Rannik's chest and all over the flooe behind him, barely missing the Stallion's face. Both the gryphon and stallion were grinding their jaws in unison as Nara stood by, unable to do anything more with Rannik's rump. His knotted cock was still solid as a rock and dangling back and forth with every movement.

As the gryphon and stallion climax died down and the equine cocks slowly deflated, both the gryphon and stallion relaxed and exhaled deeply. Rennik let out a deep and powerful snort of pleasure as Tiel pushed back, wanting to keep that massive rod of flesh inside him; he laid down on Rannik's belly and peeled his cheeks back so that the majority of the deflated length would stay inside him. As the cock deflated, the first waves of equine semen oozed out of the gryphon and dribbled over Rannik's own sheathe and balls, gumming up the area between the crotches of the two. Tiel's own seed gummed up their chests at the same time as he lay atop the stallion.

Rannik let out a gentle whinny as Tiel cooed, the two of them relishing in each other's warm stickiness and the thick aroma that permeated the entire dungeon.

"Oh, don't be done yet, guys!" Ceylon protested as he walked around the three of them and picked up one of the three eggs that were lying in the box on the work table. He carried it over to Nara and handed it to the kitsune. "Here, this is one of mine, I laid it myself. Now fill that needy stallion up with it!"

Nara panted a bit, still a little exhasuted from the intense but brief knotting session. "Uh, I'm not sure if I have it in me right now, Cey." This was again uncharacteristic of Nara, because in addition to telling Ceylon about wanting to have his way with a stallion rump, he also expressed a great interest in shoving eggs inside one.

Tiel, on the other hand, was still hard as could be in spite of just climxing. He let out a needy coo as he ground back down on the massive flaccid shaft that was resting inside him. It was clear he was up for more fun.

"Fine then." Ceylon said as he shrugged and grabbed at the egg, trying to take it back from Nara. "I guess it's Tiely's turn to have some fun with stallion rumphole!"

"No!" Nara cried as she held the egg close. "No, it's me! I wanna stuff this randy stallion full of eggs!" He knelt back down and held the egg gingerly with one hand, her other hand lifting Rannik's soft-fleshed sack out of the way. He didn't even wait for Rannik's approval to start licking at the pucker once again, lubing it up and getting it ready to be stuffed with massive gryphon egg.

Ceylon patted the bound equine's goo-covered chest a few times and chirped, telling Rannik that we were almost done.

Rannik let out a needy whinny as best he could from behind the ball-gag bit that was in his mouth. He certainly wanted to continue, so he spread his legs and arched his back, exposing his round rumphole as best he could.

Tiel looked sad at his missed opportunity to play with the egg; he sighed as he laid back down in the goo, the copious volume of cum filling his rump making Rannik's cock shift around inside him with every movement. He concentrated on Rannik's pulse, which he could feel coursing through the veins in his cock with every heartbeat, offering the fleshy shaft a sliver of firmness every second. It was a sensation that kept Tiel happy and aroused, causing him to tense up occasionally and writhe against his cock that was still oozing fluids all over.

"Alrighty then, in ya go..." Nara whispered to himself as he pressed the thin end of the egg against the stallion's fleshy hole, rotating it around ever so gently to smear the remaining fluids all over the egg; the texture of the egg's surface tickled at Rannik's hole, causing him to tense up and push it away, but he quickly realized he was only causing a delay in his own pleasure so he took in a deep breath and relaxed, his hole dilating and growing tender once again.

The Kitsune saw an opening so he pushed on the egg, watching with glee as the fleshy rim of the stallion's hole widened and wrapped itself around the first half of the creamy white sphere. He had to be careful to not put too much pressure on the egg for fear of it cracking, but he did keep constant pressure on the other end and before long Rannik's rump was stretching wider and wider until the thickest part of the egg was tightly held inside the anus. Nara found he could completely leave the egg alone and it wouldn't push out or pull in, so he took a moment to lean in and lick around the rim of the egg.

Rannik suddenly tensed up at the feeling, his hole tightening up on the egg. With Nara's nose there, rubbing against the white shell, the egg slowly started to suck itself up into Rannik's backside, before long it was completely gone inside that wonderful fleshy rump, only the last bit of white shell still visible as the stallion's ass lips closed around it, sucking it in deeper.

"Well that was fun!" Nara exclaimed before pushing his muzzle into Rannik's rump, nuzzling it and licking gently. He reached down with one hand and applied pressure to the base of his knot to help it re-inflate. He was getting hotter and hotter as he watched the round hole in front of him tense up and suck on that egg that was now deep inside the stallion's rump.

Tiel noticed that Rannik was enjoying himself quite thoroughly, as the massive equine member was beginning to re-inflate inside the relatively petite gryphon's tailhole. As the cock grew inside, there was an audible squelch as more cum was pushed out as the growing member took up all the room inside the gryphon's tender rump. "Ooooh!" Tiel cooed as he flexed his anal ring around the thick shaft that was growing bigger in him. He refrained from leaning down to nuzzle at Rannik's mouth, knowing that kissing was off-limits during these sessions; instead he leaned down and nibbled at the great beast's chest, rubbing his beak in the mess he'd made.

"There we go!" Ceylon exclaimed. "This is what I want to see!"

The other two ignored him, only Rannik seemed to acknowledge him by letting out a deep snort.

Nara was still nuzzling at and licking the massive, meaty hole in front of him, using one hand to hold his own member while the other pulled at the flesh so that his tongue could more easily penetrate to the slick, fleshy depths. The egg wasn't in too deep, and as Nara pushed his tongue in he could still catch occasional taste of the gently textured shell within. It only urged him to push his muzzle in further.

Rannik was trying his best to clench down on the egg that was inside him, writhing his hips gently to roll the egg inside his fleshy canal as well as thrust gently at Tiel's tight rump. All this movement and pressure on his backside pushed the egg out slowly against Nara's muzzle, his own erection achieving maximum firmness as the egg's thickest part breached his sloppy, not-so-tight hole.

All at once, his muscles clamped down on the egg and pushed it out as his flare engorged deep inside the gryphon's depths, creating a splendid release that pushed more spurts of cum from his shaft and gaped his hole open wide, almost as wide as the egg was thick. Nara had to catch the egg before it fell and cracked, but almost missed catching it because of the sight of Rannik's gaped hole. Immediately, the Kitsune placed the egg on the ground between his legs and pressed his nuzzle into the rosebud, licking at all the fluids eagerly.

Rannik's muscles all tensed up, sucking his rosebud back in and tensing up his cock in one final huzzah before he suddenly went limp, taking in deep breaths, shaking his head slowly.

Ceylon saw this and quickly stepped forward. "Okay guys, that's enough of that for now, he's done." he informed.

Tiel whined gently but knew better than to try to extend his session. He pressed his feet against Rannik's thighs and slowly pushed himself off the massive equine shaft that was still lodged firm in his rump, enjoying every inch of the stallion's flesh as it slowly pulled out. There was a deep and powerful sensation of suction as the still-inflated flare pulled its last few inches before popping out, releasing a massive wave of warm, sticky cum all over Rennik's sheathe, legs, and ball sack. Tiel reluctantly hopped off the stallion's chest, but grabbed a handful of cum to gobble down as he did so. As he landed on the ground, he felt a wave of cum slip out from his tender, sloppy hole, getting every bit of his inner thighs and calves wet with musky stallion seed.

Nara was a bit more reluctant to leave, as there was still a constant drip of fluids coming out of Rennik's hole, but he begrudgingly got up, cock still in hand and knot still inflated "Just...let me finish." He requested as he walked away, knot in his palm, to lean against the walls and shiver in pleasure, letting the last drips of cum spurt from his cock against the rock wall.

Ceylon nodded at Tiel then reached forward to undo the straps that held Rennik's legs up, letting his heavy hooves fall to the ground with a thunderous clopping sound. Ceylon then unbuckled each and every piece of the bridle and took the bit out of the horse's mouth. "You okay?" He asked.

"Uuuuh, wow...." Rennik groaned as he lay there, limbs limp but shaking from pleasure. "Yeaahhhh, yeah I am."

Ceylon nodded. "Good, now time to get back to work." He knelt down and untied Rannik's hands that were still behind his back, giving him the freedom to get up and walk around.

Rannik lurched forward and rubbed his wrists. "Next time you get tied up." he warned Ceylon, who laughed at his claim. Rannik shook his head and stood up to leave, but his legs were shaky from the intense dual sessions he just had, so he sat back down for a moment before trying again. As he walked out, he had to crouch his head down to not hit the roof, and the stairwell was so thin compared to his frame that he had to walk up the stairs sideways just to get out the door.

"What was that all about?" Tiel asked once Rennik had left. His shaft was still firm from not getting his final release at the end.

"He's a friend of mine, occasionally comes around to help with the farm, said he'd gladly exchange work for food and shelter."

"And...uh, why was he tied up in your basement letting strangers have their way with him?" Nara asked from the corner, still holding onto himself, his knot slowly deflating after the last bits of fluid erupted from his blue-flesh.

"Oh, like I said, he lost a bet, but trust me, he didn't hate it. He loves that kind of stuff. So, anyone want another tea?"