The lonely ones cht 1 meeting for the first time
Saha xxxHello my name Saha I live in the kanto region and the city I live in is vermilion. It's not a bad city as long your not poor or have a pokemon. I say this from personal experience there always rapists or murders roaming the streets. The police are to lazy to do their jobs and you see people or pokemon having sex in the streets once a day. Sometimes you see a human and a pokemon having sex. This city is fucked up, well so am I.Umbreom xxx So hungry... I haven't eaten a good meal for four days hmmm... I wonder how my sister doing in pallet town? Maybe I'll go and pay her a visit and get some grub from her. Maybe this sewer pipe will hold a fat rattata feast for me? No just hobo John sleeping off some whisky I bet he stoled. Well maybe he won't mind if I took a slip of that whisky?sahaxxxSo far I found today was a standard pokeball, a soda, and can of green beans. Also I got stuff from my job as a delivery girl which is a hamburger, Fries and a milkshake. Well anyways its time to return my home which is a sewer pipe with a man named hobo John. Wait is that a umbreom going into my and hobo John sewer home. Running to there and crawling inside the umbreom was drinking hobo John's whisky! Hobo John wake up!Hobo John xxxHobo John wake up! said saha. What is it saha I say sleepy. There is a umbreom drinking your whisky said saha. Looking down to see the umbreom I said hey there whisky umbre. It look up and said umbre and heck upped from being drunk. You still can't hold your drink without getting drunk can you boy'o? Wait you know this umbreom? Said saha. Why yes I do Saha it's was four weeks ago before you stared living here. It was Friday night and I had a cardboard box house with more whisky you can drink. I was sleeping off some of the boozes that I drank. When the fellow fell on me from drinking a small bottle of whisky that I freshly open. Since I was drunk I didn't care and I let him have some more. Then before I knew it we had drank half of my drinks away. I can tell you he was drunk he couldn't even sit without swaying. Hence the name whisky umbre. Interesting story John said Saha. Tell me when did he leave? asked saha. About three days before you started living with me the sewer. He only left to find food for himself. He must be hungry for a good meal because he's skinny as hell. Then he can have my hamburger cause I got food to spare said Saha. Watching her set down the hamburger next to whisky. The umbreon sniffs the burger then slowly takes a bite. Waiting for a few seconds of wonder he dives his face into the hamburger.Umbreon xxxThis thing is amazing it's way better than rattatas or any other pokemon that I can kill. Best thing about it is that it has no fur or feathers on it. What's the name of it didn't they call it a hamburger? The word sounded so weird it's just so weird sounding. I swear humans are weird coming up with the weirdest names for thing's. Woah I'm
full and I didn't even finish half of it. This human lady could be my ticket to endless supply of food that I don't need to catch. Yes I'll make it my goal to make her my pokemon train-er. He must be full, said Saha. Why do you say that? Said John. Because he isn't eating anymore of it that why huffed Saha.Saha xxxGeez you don't need to get mad like a beedrill when it learns that you stole it's honey. Said John. What you son of a bitch don't you say that shit to me John! Hey leave my mother out of this you little whore! screamed John. Umbreon cough a little as he started getting a little sick from the alcohol. How dare you call me a whore you child reject. Then out of the blue umbreon said stop! Both of you little shits, you two can't be fighting if your going to live in the same sewer. Both Saha and John stunned by hearing the umbreon talk in English. Saha sturdier y-ou t-alked umbreon! So I always talked to you guys but you never listen said umbreon. Because you never talked in human language before! Said Saha. Now I'm confused? said umbreon. Ok ok we need to sleep to clear our heads to think about this. Does everyone agree? Said John. Yes said umbreon and Saha. With that all of them went to sleep in their corner.End of part 1Notes: I think this is very good but I might of mispelled some words so can you tell me if you see them.