How Do We Humans?

Story by hiimkitt on SoFurry

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The characters are actually not humans, but I was prompted to write them as humans for this piece, so I'm submitting it anyway :V


Janik had gone home with Cadence a bit intoxicated after doing the little dance at the club. Home wasn't their cave any more though, as it was under water and all, in fact, currently they were living with the doctor-guy Janik had saved about twenty years before.

A loopy grin was stretched across Janik's face as she sat in Cadence's lap, looking down at him and snickering as she thought about what had happened. "Did you see the look on his face?" Janik asked as she buried her face in Cadence's jacket, sniffing the fabric of it absentmindedly. "You smell good," she added, used to only smelling the fishy scent that all Tibumeru carried.

"I took a bath," Cadence said, sounding proud of himself for doing so. Janik was a lot heavier than he remembered, even without the tail, his left leg was falling asleep, but he didn't know what was going on. "I can't feel my leg!" he suddenly screeched, and Janik jumped off of him to poke at his leg in a childish, curious way as she crouched on the bed. "Don't touch it!" Cadence screeched as he tried to move it, only succeeding in doing a strange kick-like movement with it.

"But it's so much fun to touch!" Janik said as she poked different spots all over his leg, giggling as he squirmed away from her touch.

"You know what else is fun to touch?" Cadence asked, a perverted grin spreading across his face. At the now red blush on Janik's face, he laughed out loud and ran his hand through her hair. "You still get like this even as a human, and I still think it's cute," he added, tickling her softly. Janik's body convulsed as she giggled and tried to to escape his touch. "Stahp!" she squealed, "or I'll sit on you again!" Thankfully that actually worked, much to her surprise, as he sat back and looked at her challengingly. Without their tails, they were having a bit of trouble identifying each other's moods, since now they could only determine them by looking at their faces.

"You know what I'm thinking?" Cadence asked, settling his hands on either side of Janik's waist as he scooted closer to her.

"No, not here, someone's going to hear us," Janik said as she shook her head at him.

Cadence rolled his eyes at Janik before biting her neck softly, whining. "Please," he asked before biting down a bit harder.

"Ow! Cadence, that hurts!" Janik squeaked, trying to push Cadence off of her.

"Then say yes, and I'll stop," Cadence muttered back before biting her once again, his tongue soothing the wound at the same time.

"Fine, fine. But we have to be quiet. I don't want anyone overhearing us," Janik whispered, undoing the top few buttons of her shirt, blushing. Her scarf and both of their shoes laid abandoned at the foot of the bed, because shoes just weren't worn in bed.

"Here, let me help you with that," Cadence said, before undoing the buttons twice as fast as Janik had been doing. No matter how erotic Janik taking off her clothes could be, he much preferred the after she was naked part.

"Always so helpful," Janik said with a smile as she patted Cadence on the cheek. More recently, she had finally begun to open up, and not just legs, when it came to sex. The cautious looks had slowly faded, but Cadence knew exactly how to bring her back to near-total embarrassment again easily.

One of Cadence's hands reached around Janik to unhook her bra, banishing it to oblivion by throwing it halfway across the room. "You'll be picking that up later, you know that, right?" Janik said, patting his shoulder halfheartedly, before she felt cold hands on her breasts and practically jumped right off of the bed. "Jesus Christ! Your hands are cold," she squealed quietly, mindful that there were other people in the house, though she didn't know where they were.

Goosebumps had jumped up all over Janik's skin at the cold touch. "Oh God, what's wrong with me? Are humans allergic to cold? What the fuck?!" she asked, touching the bumps in confusion, until they started to fade away again.

"I dunno, focus, I'm trying to seduce you here," Cadence said, smacking Janik's thigh to get the flighty rabbit's attention, but he was smiling still.

"Fine, fine," Janik said as she pushed up Cadence's sweater, dragging it off of him without any ceremony about it. Spontaneously, she pinched Cadence's nipple, something that she didn't usually do, and the noise that Cadence made got her to giggling, and she buried her head into his shoulder to stifle the noise. Cadence's fingers dipping beneath the waistband, however, got her attention, as she pulled back and bit back a moan that still came out halfway. As the fingers retracted without even really touching her, Janik whined. "Tease," she muttered, biting down harder than she meant to on Cadence's shoulder, causing the male to hiss in pain.

"I'm sorry!" she squealed, backing up. "we should stop, this was a bad idea." She went to go and get her bra, but found herself being tackled to the floor.

Even though the movement itself was rough, Cadence's actions were delicate, as he cradled Janik's head in his arms as they went to the floor. "I didn't put up with all of this weirdness for nothing, we're going to have sex, and you are not going to get away again," he said. Too lazy to drag her back to bed, Cadence just tugged off Janik's pants, freeing one hand as quickly as possible from the job to grab the boxers and work them off as well.

Noticing Janik's hips spread ever so slightly, Cadence grinned, circling a finger tip around her area. He could have watched her whimper and wiggle all day if it didn't feel like teasing to him as well. He pushed a finger in and smirked as Janik covered her mouth to keep herself from moaning too loud. "I wish you'd let me hear your noises, but you're right, don't want your friends hearing you scream my name," he said, swirling his finger around inside of her as he spoke, effectively keeping her from retorting for now. It was a massive ego boost, being able to keep her quiet with just one finger.

After stretching her out a bit more, adding in a second and third finger to make sure her human body would be able to take him without too much pain. "Can't wait today, sorry," Cadence said, pulling his pants off as quickly as he could, underwear lost in the tangle as well.

"Does this... really not bother you at all?" Janik asked. "I-I mean, you hate humans and all." Her breath hitched as he slid into her. It did hurt a little bit, but at the same time, the pleasure of feeling Cadence's body against her's was worth it. "Please don't move," she whispered suddenly. "Hurts a little." "Janik, I love you. It doesn't matter what species you are, you're still my little bunny," Cadence said, stilling as best as he could. As soon as he felt her relax a little bit inside, he moved to pull out, and Janik whimpered, covering her mouth again. "Ready?" he asked. The nod she gave was enough for him, and he steadily ground against her, working her into a small frenzy. He pulled the hand away from her mouth to kiss her gently as he started to really move against her.

It didn't take long for Cadence to get into a steady rhythm, but he was starting to feel a lot more pressure in his body, and he knew that it was almost over. "Bunny.. gunna.." he warned her, just before he felt her entire body clamp down on him before shaking all over. At the feeling, Cadence's body stilled against hers as he released.

"OW," Janik whined as Cadence pulled out, and she turned over on the floor. "You gave me carpet burn, you jerk!" she squealed, blushing. "I won't be able to sit comfortably for days!"