My life with blaziken chapter 2
#2 of My life with blaziken
My life with blaziken chapter 2
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-I'm back bitches, hahaha, I crack myself up.
-Anyways, this is (obviously) the second chapter in my series so enjoy
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I got back to my house around eight at night, so I still had five hours to do whatever the hell I wanted, which mostly involved sitting on the couch eating nachos or some other ten second microwave snack, because I'm lazy as shit.
"So blaziken, what do you want to watch, not much on tv but it could be worse, we could have dish network, hahaha."
Again, blaziken didn't think it was funny, I'd have to get her a sense of humor. So we mostly sat and flipped through channels, until I skipped past a porn channel that I bought for... Buisseness reasons... yeah not even I believe that, but needless to say blaziken saw it and grabbed the remote from me, we're it anyone else that wasn't a pokemon, I would have knocked their teeth out. Bitches don't jack my remote and get away with it.
"Blaziken, give me the remote back, I'm not in the mood anyways, plus I'm still not sure I'm ok with this whole pokemon sexuality thing yet" I told her, she seemed crestfallen but surrendered the remote, but not without lighting my jeans on fire... Wait a minute... "HOLY SHIT!!! What the fuck blaziken!?!" I shouted as I rolled around the kitchen floor, how did I get to the kitchen you ask? Uuummmm... Wormhole, yup that's it. I eventually got the fire out.
"Why did you light me on fire!" I yelled at her, she sat down and sounded real sad and said "bay" which in her language could mean damn near anything, though she scooted over and lay down in the corner so I think it was either an accident or she was sorry, and being as I never have been purposely attacked by a pokemon before, I think the first option was probably the right one.
"It's ok blaziken, you just need to be more careful, I just like my house not on fire and would prefer to keep it that way" and she hugged me. for some reason, probably the wormhole again, it was already one in the morning, so I got up to go to bed.
"Would you like to come to bed with me?" I asked her, she hopped into my arms scooby-doo style, and being as I am not Hercules, I toppled over.
"Perhaps we should walk" I said to her.
"ken" she giggled as we got up and went to my bed.
I awoke in the morning to a very passionate kiss from blaziken, yet again arousing, god damnit. I grabbed her and attempted to push her off me but I didn't become a god overnight, so I was mostly powerless.
"Ziken" she said to me, pulling me into another kiss while she unzipped my pants at the same time. She sat back and pulled my cock out, made hard already partly because of that kiss and partly because its five in the damn morning. She started moaning as she played with herself, all while jacking me off and licking my shaft. She sat up and positioned herself over my tip as she prepared to impale herself while all I could mutter was "shit just got real" which even I thought was lame, not that I really give a shit, I'm getting layed here so stfu.
"Blaziken!" She shouted as she came down on me, taking my whole length in one move. She bounced up and down at a fast speed, her intense internal heat making it hard not to cum in her after three seconds.
"Blay" she practically screamed as she rode me, apparently her first with an actual guy, let alone a stud like me, haha. She started speeding up as her temperature kept rising, at this rate I wouldn't last long. I was moving with her, my body and hers meeting in the middle as we kept going harder. Then I came, my dick exploding into her like a volcano (fire pun, I'm fucking hilarious), then she came, her walls clamping like the jaws on a trapinch, squeezing so much it almost hurt, milking me for all I had as she rode on cloud eight.
Then she collapsed and fell asleep, fuckin fall asleep on me, I men dafuq, who falls asleep on someone three seconds after they finish. Insensitive pokemon, I tell ya.
She woke up ten minutes later, in which time I had made us breakfast, I didn't actually, but that wormhole is one hell of a chef. I had pancakes, or should I say she had pancakes, because she ate my food when I went to get syrup out of my "top of the line" twenty dollar fridge. So I ended up having a bowl of cereal. And then I had to get up and go to work, because training pokemon doesn't pay very much.
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-if you haven't noticed, this will have jokes, some funny, some not so much. But if you don't like them, fear not because I will be putting less of them in future chapters
-the wormhole is named Steve... I just felt like telling you that. also he will be in later chapters but not as much as in this one
-worked on paragraphs, not good with those but I hope it's an improvement
-as for the cloud eight thing, you will find that I love messing things up, so beware...
-and as always, keep your keyboards clean
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