Sex Muffins

Story by PublicEnemyNumber2 on SoFurry

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A demon accidentially summons two sets of strippers in his sleep. To makes things right though he turns two of them into Muffins for the other set to play with.


I was inspired to write this story after viewing two pieces of art by SexMuffin over at FurAffinity. I don't believe they are a member here, otherwise I'd like to his uploads here.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9935251/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10583531/

There are four endings written below. Let me know which one you like best, or propose your own.

Enjoy :3


Ox and Bull were two male strippers. Both of them were Minotaurs, muscle bound, heavy weights. Their theme was red bowties, cufflinks, and bright red thongs.

As they arrived on the job they were surprised to find two rather beefy looking muscular Orcs approaching the front door. They'd come around the other corner apparently and had just arrived there a moment before they had.

The Orcs were just as tall as them. They were muscular but more in a tall sense. Minotaurs were naturally wider, had stronger backs, and overall more girth to their upper body. They also seemed to be strippers. One's skin tone was a deep swampy green, while the other was more of a puke yellow color. Their tusks poked out the corners of their mouths. Both kind of grunted and flared their nose rings as they saw the Minotaurs approaching. They wore bondage gear, namely black leather harnesses, spiked dog collars, black thongs, and the one had on a mask with two eye holes.

The four of them didn't say anything to each other. Rival companies didn't talk much and it was likely someone had either made a mistake or did this on purpose.

The door opened automatically and the two groups walked inside. This was a room in a Dungeon on one of the lower levels so naturally some awful creature lived here. It was no surprise the corners were pitch black and there was barely anything to see. Though there were red velvet chairs by the door, a red ottoman, and black furry rug on the floor. The room wasn't too big though and outlines of furniture could be seen in the shadows. Finally something moved.

The Demon had been asleep on the couch before them. He was a great big thing with solid gold eyes. His demon wings were big and expanded out quite a ways, though he didn't flex them fully inside. He groaned, putting one hand to his head, and as he got up there was the sound of glass bottle falling over and rolling somewhere. He seemed disoriented.

Ox and Bull kind of took center stage in what little light there was in the room. They both posed and waited to begin, Ox with his arms crossed, and Bull with his fists down to his waist. The two Orcs took a seat on either side of the door and kicked back for the other two to begin.

Finally the demon glanced around and realized what was going on. "Oh good, I thought I'd summoned some strippers in my sleep... But wait." Ox and Bull had almost started doing their thing. "Why are there four of you?" The demons glowing eyes took on odd shapes as his eye brows covered them up and he looked around. "all I really need was two... and come to think of it..." Ox and Bull felt confident that they'd get the job because they were already ready to go, but the Demon suddenly recalled he already had Taurus (another Minotaur) tied up down stairs.... Yeah there's defiantly already some dude tied up in the basement... and with the fucking machine left on all night... His eyes lit up to this realization. He must have summoned the strippers while thinking about the Minotaur and then again afterward. Hmm how to make this right? He glanced at the two Orc's, both appeared to be drooling. "Oh you two must be hungry."

In a seductive voice Bull said "Oh yeah, we're very hungry." And then both he and Ox tore off their thongs and threw them back onto the Orcs. Bull and Ox had both taken some penis pills before arriving to ensure they'd have so nice full erections that could last for hours and sure enough they did.

Neither Orc appreciated getting hit by the thong, but rather than getting mad about it, both of them slid their thongs to the side and gripped their cock. They'd also taken pills before arriving.

Ox and Bull had started pelvic-thrusting about when the Demon responded. "No I was talking to the Orcs."

Ox and Bull were taken aback. They both turned to them and Bull said. "Well I know they're hungry for something... but how are we going to fix that."

Both the Orcs got off the chairs and went down on their knees, mouths open. They both out stretched their tongues to receive the Minotaur's cocks down their gullets. As Ox and Bull thrusted seductively closer though they found that moment of impact didn't come.

The Demon cast a spell on Ox and Bull that turned the two hunks into stuffed, oversized blueberry muffins. "GAUHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Both yelled as their bodies were reformed into baked goods.

Hovering in mid air a moment it was clear the transformation hadn't been 100% successful. Both muffins had Minotaur horns poking out the top, gold nose rings on the appropriate lump, just below the muffin top both Minotaur's doughy cocks poked out as big as ever, and a red bowtie tightly bound around the tips of their penises. Both muffins fell to the ground and then made an "Omph!" sound.

The Orcs just stared down at the big muffins with confusion. Both of their puffy dicks were dripping blueberry filling and flexing about. The Minotaurs were both apparently very much alive and aware of their surroundings. An alarmed "Emmmmmmmmmmm!!!!" moan shrieked out from both of them as they wiggled and their lumps pulsated a bit.

The Demon got up, almost falling over in the process. He was apparently still woozy from whatever he'd done last night. "There you go, now you boys have got something to eat." He pressed one hand over his head showing that his head hurt. "You might need to put more filling inside of them though, I don't think I did the spell right." He stepped out to what looked like a solid wall but appeared to be a secret passage in the wall that he'd activated somehow. "I'll be back in a bit. You two entertain yourselves."

As the demon vanished through the wall it was clear the muffins had been yelling little cries of help. "Roh Roh, Rot UhRone Rith Rem!!!" All of which turned to silence as soon as the stone wall sealed itself back up again.

The Orcs looked down at their muffins, grinning evilly. Both muffins were about as wide as their chests and about knee high. Both Orcs bent down to lay on their bellies so they were face to face with the muffin cocks. Bull's cock had been dripping and his Orc said, "You got a blueberry there," then stuck out his green tongue and licked it off. Bull's cock trembled and suddenly blue juice squirted out all over the Orc's face. He got up grouchy as ever.

"Hahaha!" The other Orc laughed.

Cleaning off his face, he stared back down at Bull furiously at this innocent looking muffin. It was unclear if he'd prematurely ejaculated, had control of his cumming, or if he'd been clearing the blueberries out of his cock. Whatever the case the Orc lifted muffin-Bull up and jammed his cock into the underside of him. "EMMMMMMMM!!!" Bull yelled. The Orc fucked him violently; he loved the sensation of warm, stiff bread, mixed with the gooey sticky sensation of blueberry filling. As he fucked him the blueberry had gotten everywhere and started to stain and lubricate.

The other Orc had wrapped his lips around Ox's cock and had started poking and prodding at Ox's muffin body. Often to the result of Ox giggling out loud as if being tickled. The Orc tantalized his tongue around Ox's little bowtie and as he'd pulled back the Orc revealed that now the bowtie was on his tongue. Both laughed at one another.

The Orc spun Ox around, flipped him over and started biting a little love hole in the bottom of his muffin ass. "RUAHAUUUHHHAHA!!!" Ox sounded mainly because he didn't know what to make of that sensation. The Orc thought he tasted great and started forcing his tongue down deeper and deeper into the muffin. He could taste the filling and started licking it out, bit by bit. As he did this he jerked himself off.

The Orc fucking Bull started cumming. The increase in pressure forced more of the filling out through Bull's muffin cock. After he'd finished cumming, he spun his muffin around and started sucking out all the filling.

The Orc eating out Ox pulled his face back, which was now stained purple. His tongue was now missing the bowtie. He placed Ox down between his legs as he got up onto his knees. The Orc started cumming all over Ox's muffin-top. He spun him around, smearing his big green cock against him as he went and also to help spread the glaze.

The Orcs placed both muffins on the chairs by the front door, so that their cocks faced into the room. They now stepped more into the room and took center stage. The both of them slipped off their black thongs completely and hung them off Ox's and Bull's muffin cocks in a way to ensure as much skin to fabric contact and cover up the tips of their big bull erections. The Orc's wiped each other's purple face and the other's purple cock with their hands, and stroked the muffin cocks to ensure a stick substance to help make their thongs stick in place no matter how hard they wagged.

There the two Orcs got down on the floor and started putting their cocks in each other's mouths and started sucking each other off making sure to seductively eye rape the hell out of those muffins. It wasn't so much to get off again but rather to clean off the filling. It wasn't long before one turned around so the other could lick off his face but instead of doing that he simply rolled his face around in the other's chest and licked it off him that way.

Finally cleaned off, the two Orcs glanced over and saw the two muffin cocks trembling with pressure and apparently ready to blow at any moment. The Orcs grinned, getting down on all fours the walked over on their hands and knees. One reached down and retrieved a red thong and then the other mimicked this action; they coiled the red thong off of each muffin's right horn, and then with their teeth, removed the black thong off of each muffin's cock to tie it around the left horn.

Both Orcs then put their arms behind their backs and glanced at each other, "Pie Eating Contest?" and the other nodded, "Muffin Eating Contest."

Ox and Bull wagged their cock and cried out because that was all they could do from the ferocity that came next.

Ending A: Happy Ending

Ending B: Slaves

Ending C: Stalemate

Ending D: Full

Ending A: Happy Ending

As both Orc charged their heads forward there was a flash of light. Both Ox and Bull were suddenly restored to their full Minotaur selves again. Both bulls stared off in the distance, their eyes as wide as they could go and with a confused and traumatized look to them. Both Orcs had been stopped dead in their tracks as the Minotaurs had impulsively slammed their thighs together. Now that they'd been reformed in the sitting positions their Minotaur cocks now aimed upward and safely out of the biting jaws of the Orc's who'd expected to be munching away at some puffy cocks.

Both Orcs stood there on their knees and realized what had happened.

Both Minotaurs glanced at one another, both sharing a moment as they realized their little bowties were shoved up their asses. And then their gaze turned down toward the Orcs with anger.

"So uh gentlemen." Bull said in his deep voice. "I believe you two were about to do something with our cocks."

Both bulls let up on the Orc head with their powerful head crushing thighs. Both Orcs looked a little embarrassed, retracting their teeth and putting out their tongues. Their heads dove in closer and started working Bull and Ox's cocks like a stripper poll. Licking the balls first, putting them both in their mouths, tugging a little before working their way up the poll. Their hands took over working the balls and both Orcs raised their heads up slobbering all the way around the shaft as they went higher and higher up their mighty Minotaur cocks.

The two Orcs went down on the Minotaurs. A few moments later Ox commented, "Wait, something don't feel right." Bull could feel it too.

Both bulls started to cum and then an odd look overcame the Orc's faces. Both Orcs pulled off and everyone seemed puzzled as both Ox and Bull had started cumming out blueberry filling. "Gueahhhh!!!" Both bulls cried out. The sensation of squished berries and a substance slightly thicker than cum oozed out of their cocks. The Orcs kept catching it all with their mouths as it squirted out, and eventually it started to turn white and cloudy. Both Ox and Bull cried out in relieve as ordinary white cum finally shot out by the end but both had been scared at first.

"Ohh thank god." Bull said.

"Yeah." Ox said. "For a moment there I thought we'd be cumming blueberry for the rest of our lives."

There was a moment's pause as the Orc's cleaned up their cocks and then one of them uttered, "I could eat that all day."

Ending B: Slaves

Both Orcs bit off the tips of their muffin cocks, blueberry filling squirted all over their faces, the Orcs bit in again and again until their cocks were gone completely, the Orcs rubbed their faces into the muffin sides as they continued their series of love bites all over the muffin tops. The two of them focused their munching on the sides of both the muffin top and along the base. They bit off the horns with their mouths and spit them across the room. Both muffins jiggled and cried out for help, "EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"

Then suddenly there was a flash. Both Orcs bit in and found their teeth had stopped. This was different, this was new... this wasn't muffin at all.

Ox and Bull had been restored to their Minotaur selves, only... now they didn't have arms or legs, or their cocks and balls, and both had had their horns ripped out. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Both bulls yelled out, their torsos flailing and flopping about. Both of them fell out of the chairs.

The Orcs had bit into their abs and had let go as everyone was realizing what was going on. The Orcs looked at each other kind of guiltily and realized they were in some stranger's house with two dismembered Minotaurs screaming. Both Orcs pounced up them.

They grabbed hold of their mouths and kept them shut. Though just a torso Ox and Bull both had some amazing upper body strength and were able to flap their torsos about like some amazing fish just pulled from the sea. Ox had even tried walking with his pectorals but the Orc's weight proved to be too much.

They were at something of a stalemate now with both Orc's laying atop their huge hunks of meat using both arms just to hold their mouths closed.

Among the miscellaneous boxes and furniture in the room, there was also some heavy duty rope. One Orc grabbed it.

In no time flat they Ox and Bull tightly bound up good and tight. Though really the straps around their mouths was all that was needed, the Orcs had taken it a step farther and had loops going around each of their necks, crossing their pectorals, forming a little handle on their backs to make them easily carried like suite cases, crossing their waists, and two around back to keep their ass cheeks apart. This would make them easily fuck-able later on.

"I don't think that Demon's coming back." One Orc said.

"Hmmm," Grunted the other. "We give Minotaurs good home then."

Having hauled them back to their workshop, Ox and Bull were changed into full body leather. Their mouths had been zipped shut and belted with a tight face muzzle to prevent their jaws from even opening wider than to allow a feeding and water tube inside. There were eyes holes but they were normally kept zipped shut. Each wore a collar where a cowbell hung down. It lightly clanged away as they were fucked daily by happy customers of the Orc's fucking booth. Little weights hung from both their nipples and swayed about from the gyrations. They hung by a harness to the ceiling, and with a special cord customers could pull on to force their asses closer as they fucked them through the little holes in the wall.

After a solid week of dicks and getting fucked up the ass, Ox and Bull's eyes were unzipped for the first time. Both bulls shut them closed from the suddenly burst of light and waged their heads about. It was dark inside the fucking booth, and especially the room they were in. As things got into focus they saw the Orc's. Both flipped a big wad of cash across their noses and gave them a big old slap. "We're a huge success, thanks to you guys."

"EMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMMMMMMM!!!!" Bull and Ox both shook their heads with anger.

"So anyway, Here's your cut."

It's now that Bull and Ox realized both Orc's had a blueberry muffin stuffed onto the tips of their cocks. Both of them removed their muffins, now dripping with a cummy mess. Between the two Minotaur's heads hung the feeding jar which was full of a protein rich slurry of liquefied food. They opened up the lid and tossed their muffins inside.

"EMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMMMMMMM!!!!" Bull and Ox both shook their heads more violently than ever.

"Well you two better get back to work." The Orcs said. "We got a huge line this morning."

And with that they zipped their eyes shut, stepped outside, and locked the door.

Ending C: Stalemate

Just then the Demon had busted back into the room. "Okay where were we..." He looked down at the Orcs with genuine confusion. Still suffering the effects of whatever he took last night this really seemed like a hallucination. Two horned cupcakes sitting on his red velvet chairs, bondage wearing Orc's, arms behind their backs, down on their knees apparently ready to blow the cupcakes off... did cupcakes have cocks... wait those were muffins... "Duh hell happened to my cupcakes!" The Demon shouted.

The Orcs just gave each other a look. This guy must be crazy.

An instant later both Orcs had been transformed into cupcakes. They were just a big and plump looking as the Minotaur muffins, only cupcakes, complete with gooey pink and light blue frosting on top, and both the Orc's cocks poking erectly out the top, each one nestling a small lit candle. The Orc's harnesses were still strapped around them but now arranged almost more like a drum with two big main rings along the top rip and the bottom and a series of straps crossing between the two.

The demon lightly clapped with delight.

If this were an anime that little teardrop symbol would be appearing over all the Orc's and Minotaurs right about now.

He stomped his way over and blew out the candles and tossed the little wax things to the side. He then proceeded to bite off the penises to both of the Orcs. Ox and Bull couldn't help but jiggle a little bit after watching that happen. But then the Demon commented "Gruah, emm emmm, thought there'd be cream inside." To which he then bit off the tip of Bull's cock followed by the tip of Ox's. The Orc-cakes jiggled with laughter. The Demon finished eating Ox and Bull's cocks off completely and licked at the cream that oozed out a bit. "Yum, yeah that's good."

The Demon moved back to sit on his but, then uttered, "But I got to watch my figure."

He threw the lot of them right into the dumpster around back. Their petty stripper quarrel ended in stalemate... because you know literally they just went stale. :P

Ending D: Full

Both Orcs bit off the tips of their muffin cocks, blueberry filling squirted all over their faces, the Orcs bit in again and again until their cocks were gone completely, the Orcs rubbed their faces into the muffin sides as they continued their series of love bites all over the muffin tops. The two of them focused their munching on the sides of both the muffin top and along the base. They bit off the horns with their mouths and spit them across the room. Both muffins jiggled and cried out for help, "EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"

The Orcs were relentless in their ripping and biting. Both had eaten huge holes into the muffin tops. The one shoving his face into the pool of cum and jelly while the other merely licked what he'd left behind from earlier. Both Orcs began eating the walls of the muffins, spinning them around as they went.

The Demon returned to find both Orc making all sorts of degusting eating noises, as both chewed with their mouths open.

Both Orcs had finished their meals and were now licking the chair cushions for crumbs. Slowly they fell back to lay down. Looking up they both saw the Black Demon standing over them, his immense black demon cock stood erect before them, each of his nuts was almost as big as their heads. "I hope you two boys saved room for more. I'd hate to be disappointed and have to turn you two into something else."

Both Orcs just stared up at the demon's huge cock. Both of them were too full to move, one even felt he might even barf.

A moment later the rug the two laid on rolled up around on and proceeded to roll him up on top of the other. "Gauhhhhh!!!!" They yelled now looking face to face with one another.

The Demon returned back to the seat where they'd first seen him getting up. He sat right in the middle, legs spread out, and propped up onto the ottoman. The two Orcs watched as he reached into a cigar box and pulled out a rather odd shaped cigar. It looked more like a Minotaur cock he'd rolled in tobacco paper with the tip pointing outward. A gold nose ring just like the one both Minotaurs had hung out the front. And tied along the label was a bright red bowtie just like the one the Minotaurs had worn. The Demon slipped the cigar into a cutter and snipped the tip right off. It fell down into an awaiting trash can. Suddenly the cigar began squirming and moaning out, just as the Minotaur muffins had done. The Demon lit the tip and began to smoke it there in front of them. The burning red reflected in his golden eyes. "You two had better be good."

Both Orcs tried squirming and rolling themselves over to his cock and work it like there was no tomorrow but the rug had coiled around them good and tight. They couldn't get their arms or legs free and it squeezed them. They got to the foot of the ottoman but were having trouble climbing on top of it.

The Demon breathed smoke down toward their faces. They coughed but kept at it, one biting while the other reached up and bit a little higher. Finally their heads both rested on the edge of the ottoman. They squirmed their way up in between the demon's legs. The Demon held out the cigar. "Tongue." He said intending to stab the butt into it.

Both Orcs hesitated but finally both opened their mouths and presented their tongues. Rather than stabbing the butt out them he merely flicked the ashes down there. His cigar was defiantly wiggling slightly and moaning out in pain. The Demon glanced at his cigar annoyed. "What? I let you eat your nuts, what more do you want?"After another crying out from the cigar the demon gave him a good long puff.

The two Orcs had just gotten to each licking into one of the Demon's nuts when one of them finally managed to get a hand free. He reached up and started stroking the demon cock. He brought it down and the two Orcs started rubbing their faces into it. This was certainly an all hands on deck kind of job.

The demon finally gave the cigar one last puff to finish it off. He held the smoke in for as long as he could and then breathed out a big cloud of smoke. One of the Orcs thought they saw it form into a Minotaur tied to a chair for an instant before it faded into nothing. Both the Orcs remained focused on the task at hand.

A moment later the Demon sighed. "Alright, you boys did what you could, but it looks like I'm going to have to finish up."

Both Orcs worked faster and harder. But as the Demon's hands came down on both of their hands they felt the spell take effect.

The Demon had turned the two of them into a double cigar. It had the same shape and contours as both of their erect cocks tightly wrapped in black paper. Both were bound in little leather harnesses that held the two cigars together. The Demon grinned evilly at his creation. He reached over and plopped them into the cigar box. The two were worried to find that they were not alone. The box was filled with at least a dozen squirming cigars cocks that moaned out with slight peeps for help. The Demon closed the lid and left them all there squirming in darkness.

The End.