My life with blaziken chapter 17
#17 of My life with blaziken
My life with blaziken chapter 17
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-this chapter will be the end of the pregnancy.
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I awoke to an aching pain in my groin, Blaziken had raped me in my sleep, as I predicted. I got up and made some cereal, what kind of cereal? Captain crunch, there is no substitute. But not the peanut butter kind, that's just weird. I don't understand why people put peanut butter in everything, ice cream, cereal... Other things i can't remember, etc. but I'm rambling again. The moral of the story is, I ate cereal.
"I wonder what I'll name the kid" a said, to no one in particular. Of course I had a few ideas, but none were very good. Then nailed me like a (insert racist joke here). Styx. Pronounced with a long y. It's perfect, so perfect in fact, that I made a joke about it, but you wouldn't get it.
---now it's the final month of the pregnancy
I was going about my business, doing what I do, when Jim walked over. Jim was a nice guy, he has a good sense of humor, and we both hate his roommate. I had discovered that his roommate was French. And that gave me a lot of French jokes.
"What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish?" I asked Jim
"What?"
"One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a fish" I said, and then we both laughed. We sat around the yard, not really doing anything important. Then he saw the chessboard on my patio.
"You play chess?" He asked, a rather stupid question considering there's a chessboard right there. So we sat down to a game of chess.
I was halfway through saying checkmate when I heard a loud shout from my bedroom, naturally I couldn't go to investigate before I flicked his king off the board, but then I sprung into action. Jim and I rushed into the bedroom to find Becky in labor. God damnit, I thought to myself. Jim helped me lead her to the car, and we drove full speed to the hospital.
After we had gotten into the room, and a doctor was working on her. I sat down in a chair next to the bed, at a spot where I couldn't see anything. I had always had a problem with that, but I don't know why.
"Are you sure you don't want to see this?" The doctor asked, my face turning a bit green at the prospect. After about two minutes of Becky screaming and me holding her hand, I stood up to grab a soda from the other side of the room. As I turned around to go back to my chair, I realized too late that I was about to see the entire event. My eyes locked onto it for all of three seconds until I felt the floor getting closer, then everything went black.
I awoke to Becky staring in my face, where there should have been anger that i had passed out, instead there was a sense of pride. Then as I sat up, she handed me the kid. His eyes were emerald green, almost hypnotic to look at, in the way that, they almost seemed to suck you in.
"Not bad huh" Becky said, though there was a hint of uncertainty in her voice, as if she was awaiting my judgement. I told her it was amazing, and that I couldn't be happier. Cliche, but it works. We went home an hour later, after signing the paperwork and paying the (ridiculous) bill. Now, in terms of money, I had about, tree fiddy (south park reference).
After being at home with the kid for a few weeks, I was getting rather pent up, but there was no way I could sneak off long enough for me and Blaziken to do anything. So I sat down, resigned to my fate, knowing full well the consequences of having a kid. I switched on the tv and found out they were having a movie marathon tonight. Is All kinds of films would be on, from King Kong, to ghost rider. I had a lot of movies to watch, and so little time to watch them.
"Ziken" Blaziken said from behind me. She sounded strange, almost like something was wrong. I turned around to see her holding I large egg, it was white with strange mark is all over it. Way bigger than an ostrich egg, but not quite as big as a football. So now two women in this house had kids. I'm going to have so little time on my hands now, it's going to drive me crazy.
In an effort to try to absorb all that had happened to me today, I decided to take a walk through the woods. Becky allowed me to take a break for a while, so I had time. I was walking down an old path that I had never seen before, when I saw a strange sight. There In front of me, I saw a ditto. Hell yeah, that Pokemon could become anything, and I mean anything *wink*. So I pulled out a pokeball and chucked it, the ditto got sucked into the ball. One shake... Two shakes... Pop. Darn, it appeared to be caught.
The ditto stared at me, then in ran/rolled forward and sat in front of me. It looked at me for a few moments, then it transformed. It turned into... Was that me? The ditto had transformed itself into a female version of me. I'm suddenly liking this ditto. I stared at myself for a while and thought to myself, damn I look good. I grabbed the ditto and ripped its shirt off, and preceded to run my hand over its tits.
"Not bad" I muttered, inspecting its form, after having removed its pants. I pushed it over and started teasing it. As weird as it was to be partnered with myself, it was very arousing. I eventually decided to to with oral, it's been awhile. I grabbed it by its head, and showed it my head. Hahahaha. It licked my cock repeatedly, then it took my tip into its mouth. It's tongue was very long, enough to wrap around my cock several times. It bobbed its head up and down, taking me to the hilt and withdrawing to my tip repeatedly.
"Your good at this" I groaned, trying to suppress my lustful displays. I could already feel my climax rising, but the ditto could sense that and pulled back. It then did something that I wasn't happy with. I took its long tongue and wrapped it around the base of my cock and squeezed, creating a makeshift cock-ring. Then it went back to blowing me. It was bobbing with so much speed I could barely hold on, and after a few minutes of these ministrations, I couldn't take it anymore. I felt myself orgasming, but the cock-ring brought it up short, blocking my release.
"Uuuuurrrhhh" I grunted, trying to force my orgasm past the obstruction, to no avail. The ditto gave me a malevolent grin, as if it enjoyed watching me squirm. It went back to the blowjob, replacing pain with pleasure. After about five minutes I reached orgasm again, trying again to force past the cock-ring, and again failing. It was so annoying, having orgasm cut short over and over again. This kept up for about four more orgasms, until eventually the ditto seemed bored.
I had thought that eventually I would gain release, but I was wrong. The ditto released more length from its tongue, winding it out like fishing string. When it was long enough, the ditto stood up and dropped its pants. Realization dawned on me and I tried to escape. The ditto held me down, and then it lined itself up with my swollen shaft. After quite a bit of teasing me, it dropped down on me, impaling itself on me. It's vaginal walls were formed to be a mirror image of my cock, creating the perfect orifice.
"Aaahhh" I groaned, again feeling the strain of denied orgasm. The ditto was constantly readjusting its internal structure, so every thrust was different. After eight more orgasms, I felt ready to black out, but the ditto had other plans. Right as I was about to orgasm again, the ditto a tongue released its grip. I shouted in pure bliss as I was finally allowed release. My eyes rolled back in my head, lightning shot from nerve to nerve. I shot so much cum inside that ditto, it visibly swelled up, it's stomach looking a couple months pregnant.
"Oh god that felt good" I muttered before I blacked out. I would probably awake a few hours from now, missing five or so gems.
I woke up to see the ditto in its normal form, asleep a few feet from me, cum floating around its gelatinous body. I tossed a Pokeball at the ditto and caught it rather easily.
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-the thing about gems was a reference to corruption of champions. its a game online that you can find at http://fenoxo.com/category/corruption-of-champions/
-the new ditto likes to be dominant, but that's not usually how Patrick rolls. We'll see how that works out.
-I'm on m break at work, so I figured I would finish this off. I was almost done already, but now its finished and is (obviously) submitted