Oh Cheetos
#1 of Very Bad Poetry :C
As president of the bad poetry club here at SoFurry I present an example of what our club is all about.
Yeah I hate it too :D
Oh cheetos,
You are covered in powdered cheese
that of a color unnatural
of a consistency unnatural
what chemistry experiment born you?
Why would I ask of this...?
I would dare not if I partook in cheetos more often.
Oh flaming hot cheetos,
your taste alludes to no previous food known.
Your "flavor" is hurt
with an aftertaste of science.
Why do I elect to buy you,
even overlooking regular cheetos...
Alas, I heard a myth!
A rumination that when ingested much,
the spicy, crunchy, worm shaped snacks
covered in a red powdery pain,
would bring about euphoria...
I both doubt and not doubt.
No elysium have I felt when crunching
through those firm crispy puffs,
that liquefy most unnaturally with little chewing.
But as you be born of science,
possibility holds that myth be realized.
If as such be verified
I will not deprive you Cheetos
of your synthetically manufactured truth!
I think I'll have Sunchips instead.