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"Oh good, a side chapter. I was beginning to think everypony had forgotten about dear old me."

Quiet Discord, I'm trying to write here.

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Celestia sat, fuming to herself upon the royal throne. Light shone in to the grand hall through the many eclectic works upon the stained glass windows. She had been alive for so long now, each representing different portions of her and Luna's lives. Even Twilight had a place among the glasswork, but the pane Celestia was observing only managed to fuel her rage. "That impertinent whelp, how dare he question me? If not for my choice he wouldn't be alive."

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"Wait, wait, wait. This chapter was supposed to be about me, right? Why are we talking about Celestia's problems?"

What have we learned about interrupting Discord?

"I believe the answer to that is nothing, it's not like I pay much attention to you."

Sigh*

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"It was our choice," Luna corrected. "It would have been wrong to let him die after everything he went through, besides if he were unworthy of being an Alicorn it wouldn't have worked."

"I don't want to speak of this now. Go get some rest, it's the time of the sun."

Luna departed, but not before taking one last glance at the glasswork Celestia was fuming over. Luna remembered the last piece that was displayed there, but it had been shattered in the fighting. No longer did it show a unicorn version of Ike but an Alicorn engulfed in the flames of rebirth, spreading his newfound wings.

Celestia looked away from the glasswork to the mirror Ike had set up for communication purposes. He shouldn't have even been here, how in the world could he have instantly traveled from so far away to confront her here? The spell was already the near pinnacle of magical research, and Ike had picked up on it amazingly fast but teleportation using it? That should be beyond even the most powerful Alicorn, it was almost as if... "DISCORD!" Celestia yelled at the top of her lungs, the very air quaking at the force.

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"Oh goody, it's finally my part."

Quiet Discord

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Discord, The ultimate and 'reformed' lord of chaos, appeared behind Celestia's throne, placing his taloned and clawed hands upon Celestia's shoulders. Celestia gave a small jump of fright but quickly relaxed as Discord massaged the tension away. In the nearly magical relaxation she began to forget why she had summoned him in the first place.

As suddenly as he had appeared Discord vanished in a vaporous cloud.

"Wait... Get back here!" Celestia shouted once again, realizing his tactic.

Discord grumbled something and stuffed a wad of cotton in each ear before peeking at Celestia from behind a nearby pillar.

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"You should hear how loud she can get when she's angry, it's like an unholy banshee with a megaphone."

Discord, no more commentary it's interrupting the story.

"Not even one more?"

No, keep this up and bad things will happen.

"Buzzkill"

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"What is it that you wanted my illustrious princess sun butt?"

Celestia's eyes narrowed at his comment. "I'm going to ignore what I just heard..."

"I'm sorry what was that?" Discord pulled the plugs from his ears, tossing them aside. As they landed the cotton turned into stone, the clattering fall muffled by the royal red carpet that ran down the center of the hall. "I was expecting more yelling, maybe I should keep the new tactic," he mumbled.

"Tell me, did you have anything to do with Ike's sudden arrival?"

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

"So you didn't use your chaos magic to temporarily alter the rules of magic to allow long distance teleportation?"

"What would be the fun in that? I don't use my powers for such petty things."

"Don't lie to me Discord!"

Discord snapped and an orange jumpsuit appeared over him, a ball and chain connected to his leg. "This Draconequus would like to bring to the court's attention that there is no evidence to support the case and humbly requests to be acquitted."

Discord proceeded to turn around, dragging the ball and chain across the rug, wrinkling it up in several places.

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"Can't you write me out of there faster? I have so many other things to do. There's the flying eyeball storm at twelve and sending them to stalk Fluttershy at twelve o five. Not to mention the lime jello hail at three."

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"Well if you are so innocent why don't you Pinkie swear it?"

Discord noticeably gulped, his appearance returning to normal as he turned back around to face Celestia. He remembered the last time he misused the Pinkie promise, it had resulted in a lightly traumatizing series of events. But had it really been the promise? He had already begun the sequence of events before hand by dosing himself with poison joke while lacing a cake for Celestia, so perhaps there really was no strange curse behind using Pinkie's oath to cover a lie.

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

Immediately after the last word passed his lips the grand doors and the back of the hall slammed open, a prolonged gust of chilling winds entering. Discord felt the pressing urge to confess but pushed it aside, giving an alarmed Celestia one last glance.

"Discord... Is that what I think it is?"

"What?" Discord turned to see what she was staring at, an exotic blue flower drifting in on the current. As it passed over his head it sprinkled a finite pollen, causing Discord to sneeze. In an uncontrolled burst of chaos ice spread around his hooves, snap freezing a portion of the rug.

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"That can't be... Poison joke is an Everfree flower, why would it even be in Canterlot? What are you trying to pull here?"

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Celestia's horn glowed out as she encased herself and the throne in a magical dome, protecting herself from the flower that was rapidly drifting over. She gave a sigh as it landed on top of the shield, unable to pass through. "Discord, could you ple-"

"Oh dear, I am so sorry!" A scraggly unicorn bolted into the throne room, a glass jar floating above him. " I have no clue how the specimen jar got knocked over.

As the unicorn ran past Discord he slid over the ice, scrambling to avoid falling over. He slid safely to the other side of the ice patch and continued his dash, bent on re obtaining the specimen before it could touch Celestia. Noticing the folds in the carpet he jumped over, avoiding an obstacle that would have likely caused a tragic fall. Nearly to Celestia he slowed down.

"Just stay still as I- whoa!" The unicorn tripped over the minuscule stones Discord had left lying there, falling face first onto the royal rug, his glass jar sailing towards Celestia as he lost his magical grasp upon it.

Celestia reacted instinctually, reaching out with her own magic to prevent it from shattering upon the floor. Celestia gave a light sigh as she saved it from demise, bringing it within reach. She felt a light fluttering touch as something alighted on her brow, looking up Celestia caught a glimpse of the majestic blue flower, suddenly realizing that in her haste to save the glass jar she had neglected to save herself.

Celestia mustered all the calmness she could, placing the flower in its container and sealing it. "Please summon Zecora immediately, and alert the guards to seal this room until she arrives."

The unicorn sheepishly dusted himself off and took the jar. "My apologies princess."

"I highly doubt it is your fault..." Celestia glared at Discord, who avoided eye contact.

The unicorn quickly departed, Discord not so stealthily attempting to follow. Celestia hunched over as the doors closed in Discord's face preventing him from escape. Celestia could already feel the effects of the poison joke running through her, this must have been an extra potent batch. She clutched at the arms of her throne as a painful wave rushed through her, beginning the transformation yet again. It seemed that this would be similar to last time...

"This must be some joke, I'm perfectly fine... Let me out." Discord pulled upon the large doors, unable to bypass the magical seal. Discord wasn't fine; the minuscule dose of pollen was all that was needed for him to become infected as well. His chaotic powers slowly bled away, leaving him unable to escape. Discord turned his back to the doors, slumping against them in defeat.

Celestia could feel a steady transfer of power as the flower's magic bled Discord of his power, delivering it to her. As a ripple of discomfort shot through one wing she flared it out, pure and shining white scales taking the place of her feathers.

Discord stared longingly as Celestia's form changed before his very eyes. Chaos suited her, the golden outline of each scale glinting in the light. Her pupils narrowed into slits as her eyes lit with a dark fire, showing a depth of cruelty and passion. "Come here." Her voice drifted to Discord smoothly through the hall, barley a whisper yet overpowering.

Celestia grinned, feeling the pointed tips of her fangs with her forked tongue. It had been far too long since she had taken this form; she had begun to forget what chaos tasted like. It was exhilarating to feel this pulse of life, to hold the laws of the universe in on one hoof and the ability to bend them to her will in the other.

Discord took one step towards Celestia upon her command, chaos bleeding through the room, distorting it. His single step brought him halfway through the hall as even reality itself bent. Discord knew what such power meant, and with Celestia wielding his chaos magic Discord was powerless to stand against her. All he could do was obey... He took another step forward, instantly at the foot of her throne.

"Princess Sun Butt?!" Celestia growled out, raising a hoof to strike Discord's face. The blow hit home, sending Discord reeling. He steadied himself, remaining silent to avoid angering Celestia further.

She raised her hoof again, but gently brought it to caress his face instead. "I know a naughty Draconequus who needs to be taught a lesson." She grinned cruelly, grabbing him from the ground with magic.

Discord briefly struggled, flapping his wings to escape but found it to be useless. Giving up he went limp, allowing Celestia to position him over her lap. Discord blushed as he realized what punishment she was thinking of, having received it from her before.

Discord, left with only a view of the floor gave a surprised yelp as Celestia's hoof came flying down, slapping down upon his flanks. The blow was harder than he had expected, Celestia having been much gentler in her previous punishments.

Without giving him a chance to recover Celestia brought her hoof down heavily again, the heavy blow echoing out. Discord's heartbeat accelerated rapidly as Celestia continued to tenderize him, unrelenting in her assault.

A light moan slipped through Discord's maw as he began to realize that instead of dreading the next blow he was awaiting it. His back arched as the next smack of her heated hoof sunk deeply into his flanks, causing a spike of pleasure.

"How dare you enjoy this you little slut." Celestia whispered to Discord, making him shudder in anticipation for the next blow.

Instead of continuing Celestia stopped, brutally ripping the wooden arm off of the throne with her chaotic strength. She purposefully waved it in front of his eyes, allowing him to see as she fashioned the wood into a large smooth paddle.

Celestia removed the board from sight, leaving Discord yet again with only a sight of the floor. Discord flinched in surprise as the paddle came down, the stinging slap of wood raising a welt upon his already sore flanks

Discord focused on a single point below him as he heard the swish of wood cutting through the air again, Celestia refusing to hold back. Despite the abuse Discord found it oddly arousing, endorphins flooding his system at every smack to counteract the pain.

Celestia vented all her anger on Discord's rear, releasing all the pent up feelings that she was normally unable to. Each blow representing a problem that she was forgetting, little did she know she was feeding another 'problem'.

Discord grunted out as his member began flooding with blood, showing his excitement in another way. Celestia continuing to flog him, making sure he would be unable to sit properly for a week. Discord groaned out as his draconic growth lightly rubbed across her thigh.

Celestia swung the paddle again, hearing the creaking snap as the wood shattered, breaking it into pieces. She could feel the hot growth pulsing against her leg, devious ideas driving their way into her mind. Seeing him punished had been quite arousing already, and now she needed something more.

"Get up." Celestia commanded, allowing Discord free.

Discord stood in front of her, giving a wince as his backside throbbed away. Celestia had done quite a number on him.

Celestia stood and circled him, giving a glance at his dangling member. "Sit." She commanded.

"But-"

"Sit!" Celestia turned him around by force and pushed him down onto the throne, even the thick cushion unable to keep his tender flank from feeling the impact.

Celestia straddled his lap, running her tongue along his jaw line as she roughly pressed her hips down, grinding her wet center against him. Discord winced as the added weight pressed him further down, his abused flanks throbbing.

Celestia opened her mouth and placed her fangs at Discord's neck, which went tense, he had been paralyzed by her venom before. Celestia teasingly dragged her fangs across his neck, leaving two tiny red lines before pulling away. "Be a good boy and I won't have to."

Celestia peeked down at his throbbing draconic gift, lightly stroking it before lining it up with her sodden entrance. "You want this, don't you?"

"Yes, I've been waiting for this far too long."

"Beg."

"Please."

"Try harder." Celestia commanded.

" Please, show me who holds the power."

"Better."

"Show me what it means to please a goddess." Discord pleaded with Celestia, praying for her mercy.

"Mmm, yes." Celestia inserted his tip, parting her divine folds. Discord's thick member stretched her wide as she slowly lowered herself down upon it.

Discord raised his arms to her sides, lightly encouraging her to continue. Celestia stopped, giving a light hiss "Strike one." She lightly pierced the surface of his skin, drawing two thin dimples of blood as Discord took back his action and put his arms back down.

Celestia, too tight to take him any further pulled back away. Her walls teasingly grasped against him as she moved painfully slow, Discord resisting the urge to make her go faster.

Celestia noticed his trembling restraint, pressing her hips back down along his thick spear. "It seems you are taking to obedience training nicely."

"T- training?" Discord fought the urge to thrust his hips upwards, grasping the cushion below.

"You didn't think this would end when I changed back did you? I represent Celestia's darkest desires, and despite the fact that she may be embarrassed by this later it is what she secretly craves." As she spoke Celestia managed to press even more of him into her tight tunnel, rocking her hips.

"Oh Celestia..." Discord moaned out, thrusting his claws deep into the seat to restrain himself, his tail flicking wildly.

Celestia pressed her face against his chest opening her maw in a breathy gasp as she rocked against his length, steadily driving his immense girth deeper.

Discord was quite larger than she had imagined, his tip pressing against her cervix before she could even take all of it.

Discord's length gave an anticipating spurt of pre as his tip bumped against the entrance to her womb, Celestia felt amazing. Discord understood her restraint though; if he was in control he might have injured her in his earlier haste.

Celestia dared delve even further, forcing her nethers to stretch over the thickest part of his girth. She muffled her cry into his shoulder as his tip forced her cervix open, slipping into her womb.

Celestia panted out from the exertion, nearly collapsing upon him as their groins finally met. Her insides slowly adjusted to the massive intrusion, her tiny body stretched to its limits. "Discord..." A muffled gasp came from his shoulder as she lightly ground her clit down upon him.

Celestia couldn't handle the intensity of the stimuli, her overly stretched walls quaked in pleasure as fluids gushed from the connection. "Please... Mate me." Celestia's harsh demeanor of command dropped away as she begged Discord take over.

Past the teasing pleasure Discord became aware of the different voice, giving a happy smile. That was Celestia's normal voice, she had somehow slipped through.

"As you wish." Discord brought his tail up, wrapping it around her waist. He could feel the bulge of his member deep inside of her, giving a teasing squeeze against it.

"Aahh!" Celestia gasped, gently clamping down on his shoulder while retracting her fangs to avoid dosing him with paralytic venom.

Discord's powerful tail pulled Celestia upwards, slowly vacating her depths, leaving her passage aching with the desire to be stretched full once again. His ribbed surface tugged along her clenching walls until only the tip remained.

Just as her passage began to close back down Discord gave a mild squeeze and lowered her back down, his member delving back into her warm silky depths. With a little effort he hilted within Celestia once again, popping past her stretched wide cervix once again.

The feeling of being so far inside of her drove him wild, a feeling he previously thought unobtainable. He had imagined similar events but never believed them possible.

Celestia continued to moan into his shoulder, each purposefully slow thrust driving her wild. Her body was quickly growing accustomed to the massive girth inside, almost as if this was meant to be regardless of the fact Discord was another species. Celestia pressed down against his tail during another thrust, urging him to go faster.

Discord obliged, their hips meeting with a jolt as Celestia squealed out. Their noises could likely be heard outside, but Discord was beyond caring as he began to ravish her beautiful form.

Discord quickly lost himself in the motions, his grasping tail pushing and pulling at Celestia who cried her pleasure to the heavens as his massive girth nearly split her in two. Discord opened his maw in a gasp as her tight insides drove him ever closer to release.

Celestia too was lost in bliss, never before having felt such intense passion. Every time her hips smashed into his a pleasure laced with the perfect amount of pain coursed through her, the pleasurable tide building rapidly.

"Celestia..." Discord cried out, growing ever closer to his own release.

She could almost envision what it would be like for him to pump his glorious seed into her depths, the thought pushed her over the edge.

Celestia's wings shot out, rigid as the rest of her trembled with so much pleasure it nearly hurt.

Discord held Celestia firmly in place as his member blasted into her like a cannon, each pulse causing her to convulse in pleasure, as she was pumped full. Her belly bulged out even further as all the available space in her womb became stuffed with his sticky seed.

The chamber doors flew open with a blast of magic, Luna entering despite several warning from the guards.

"Sister I heard noises, are yo-" Luna stopped dead in her tracks, witnessing the end of their act. Her eyes were wide open as she stared, completely stunned by what she was seeing yet again. Discord's seed sprayed out of Celestia's stuffed body with each twitch, a blissful expression on his face.

Luna ran out, a confused blush upon her face. Gods, she would never be able to look at the throne without that image in her head...

Author's Note:

Thanks for reading!

I type lots of my stuff up on an iPod touch and send it over to a computer later, but accidentally managed to delete this whole chapter somehow. So I remade parts of it from memory but it majorly changed in the process, I'm sure the first version was better but it got irreversibly deleted thanks to shitty programming and me falling asleep while typing and exploiting said programming with my sleeping fingers/face?

... Lesson learned, manual backups.