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Two weeks had passed since that crazy, twisted day in May...

Dan groaned. He was in another hotel room, this time he really had left town, except for those other times he'd lied to his ex-wife when he was with... that other one. That ferret he thought would be his ticket to the high life, instead, her husband's son had hired a private investigator, so the old man knew of the affair and so when Old Richard finally died, Candice got nothing and Dan got kicked out of his house by Livia and her new beau.

He scratched his crotch as he got up... Bitch gave him crabs too. He cracked the joint in his neck as he searched for the medical cream he'd had to buy... oh the looks he got at the pharmacy. It was humiliating.

He groaned as he washed his face in the bathroom sink. His mind flashed back to that fat-ass doe. This was her fault, it had to be. Ever since she took his last name, she'd just lazed around, got fatter, begging him for fawns and for attention, she did this to him. If she hadn't been so needy... He slammed his fist on the sink, breaking the faucet which sprayed hot water right in eyes!

"Fuck!" He tried to cover it with his hands but it just got his clothes more wet. "Little fucker!" He grabbed a towel and jammed it in, pushing down hard until the broken pipe croaked under the towel. Satisfied, he turned only for the towel to come off and a well-aimed jet of hot water caught him under the tail. His eyes bulged and he let out a girlish scream which the couples next door and upstairs heard loud and clear.

The manager was in his office reading the paper when he got the phone call from the tenants. "Front desk?" The old leopard seal answered, "Say that again? Aw goddamn it!" He groaned and put his paper down, leaving it open on an article about an important District Attorney who'd recently passed away. His daughter looked up, "What is it now?"

"That asshole in room 2A's bein' a loudmouth again." He got his baseball bat and stomped out, still in his morning robe, heart briefs and penguin slippers. "I'll be right back!"

His daughter opened the side window so she could watch her father beat up another bad tenant; she might as well have gotten popcorn for the show too.

The seal banged loudly on the door. "2A! Open up!"

Dan had finally "fixed" the drain when he heard that gruff Irish seal. He muttered under his breath before he opened the door. "Yeah?"

The 8-foot tall seal stared down at the 6-foot tall antler-less buck, "Tenants called my office at 7:30 in the fuckin' morning to tell me you're makin' noise again? I told you last time, if I had to come back here, I was gonna kick your ass out!"

Dan nursed an ever-growing migraine, "Last time, your fuckin' mattress broke on me, now your sink's broke too, got all my clothes wet, an' I'm supposed to be in court today at noon."

The seal's left eye bulged with red veins, "Oh you're gonna be in court for sure, don't worry about that, now move!"

The buck wanted to curse out the large seal, but that baseball bat didn't seem very friendly. He stepped out of the way and the seal shoved him aside to assess the damages.

The seal saw the mess in his bathroom, "Oh, you uppity-ass fuckin' business types, thinkin' you can just roll in with your whores and bust up an honest workin' man's place." He waved that bat at the buck, "Ya got another thing comin'!" He growled when he saw how deep the damage was. "Fucker..." He stormed out of the bathroom and glared at the buck who seemed ready to piss himself. "You! Don't dare move a fuckin' muscle! I'm callin' the cops to drag your ass out!"

Daniel couldn't keep his big mouth shut. "Y-you can't arrest me! I'm a lawyer! I should be the new DA by now!"

The seal ignored him as he dialed the police, "Oh you're fuckin' DA, big fuckin' deal, we all got excuses when we ain't got balls."

The buck panicked, afraid of what would happen to him in jail, he tried to make a break for it.

The seal growled like a hellbeast when the deer ran. "SONYA! GET MY SHOTGUN!"

The seal's daughter stepped out of her father's office, SPAS-12 shotgun cocked and aimed right at Dan who froze like... a deer in headlights. "Hold it right there, Bucky!"

The deer's heart sank and his knees with him to the ground. "This can't be happening... why me? What did I ever do?" He sobbed, still unwilling to blame himself for where he was now.

...

Livia, meanwhile, sat on the coach, eating pizza and getting progressively fatter and lazier.

Rex, the reindeer who'd thought he struck gold when he married her now found himself merely another boytoy for the doe.

Livia burped as she watched COPS. She hiccuped and laughed when she saw Daniel being led away, a sobbing mess on live tv. "Ha, serves you right, you no good... thing." She watched her pizza boy walk in, forced to wear a speedo and Chippendale bowtie everyday even in public. "Rexy..." She nudged him with a hoof. "I needs my sexy Rexy..." She cooed.

He gulped, his face turning pale as she pulled up her skirt to show her moist pussy to him. He groaned... where was that beautiful, horny housewife he met? Oh well... any port in a storm. He put down the pizza he'd just made for her, pulled off his speedo and he crawled on top of the chubby doe.

She stopped him, "Rexy, aren't you forgettin' somethin'?"

Rex sighed. He picked up the pizza and smeared the cheese, not ricotta, but he could lie... not like she cared. He rubbed it on her breasts then licked them clean. She never wore a top anymore, she had 'em out, even when sunbathing on the front lawn. He sucked on her nipples, hopeful at least, maybe when their fawn is born she would be better.

Of course, she never bothered to tell him. She never caught his seed, even though she was at the peak of her estrus when they first mated. Either Rex was sterile or she just couldn't breed, she herself remained hopeful she would get it right eventually but for now... she still had this one. She cooed when Rex spread cheese over her pussy then ate her. She bit her bottom lip and rolled her eyes back in ecstasy, "Oh yeah..."

Rex smiled when he brought her to climax, gulped down her juices.

Livia pushed him off, "My turn now!"

He felt the air leave him when he fell back hard on the pleather couch, then meeped when he felt her lick his balls right on the seam in the middle.

Livia play-growled, "The doctors said I need more meat in my diet." She put her mouth on his throbbing glans and Rex groaned.

His voice left him almost completely as his cock disappeared down her throat, did this woman have no gag reflex? He thought before she brought her mouth back to his tip and slid her tongue underneath his foreskin. He clinched his teeth and kicked uncontrollably, but she didn't let him cum. She stopped.

She grinned as she watched the realization hit his face. She stroked him slowly, but never enough to bring him to climax, again, as soon as she felt him come close, she stopped. She giggled, "Don't worry, I'll let ya finish eventually, but let a girl have some fun first."

Rex whined, he hated when she did this. Oh god, it hurt so much every time. He whimpered more when he felt her tongue glide over his urethra.

She sat up on his lap, touched her wet snout against his. She giggled, "I wonder if I can make that nose of yours glow red."

Rex sighed, that old reindeer stereotype. He didn't even blink when he felt her moist folds engulf his cock. But she made him move when she grabbed his antlers.

"My husband always lost these every winter, made him look like a damn woman. Momma didn't raise no lesbo." She giggled as she played with her tortured beau's antlers while she effectively used his cock to masturbate herself to climax while still not allowing him his end.

Finally, Rex could take no more. He growled as loudly as any herbivore could and he pushed Livia on her back then started to fuck her more wildly.

Livia squealed in delight, sounding more like a hog than a doe, "Now there's a real man!"

Rex ignored her, he just wanted to bust a nut, maybe knock her out and get some free time for the day. He bucked, humped and fucked, brought her to climax twice more before finally, he felt the good graces of his own climax.

Livia stuck her tongue out in a daze as the young buck flooded her infertile womb, wastefully planting in a belly sullied by too much junk food.

Rex groaned as he pulled himself from her, watched a thick cum strand follow him out before the rest of her creampie bubbled out. He sighed with relief when he saw she was indeed knocked out by the chain of orgasms she received. Now finally able to speak, he uttered, "Thank God." He got up on wobbly legs then limped away so he could get dressed and get some fresh air.

...

Vlad gasped as he came into a kleenex. Blush covered his face as the hetero pair still fucked on the live web video he'd been watching. He drank water then wiped sweat from his brow. Thank heaven, Taylor was at work. He couldn't fathom what his lover would think. Just two weeks ago, he'd had his first non-gay experience, albeit against his will but it felt so good. He had no idea a female felt so good. What was going on? He'd always felt gay, he'd always felt happy with Taylor. True... he would get bored without him, which was what drove him to previous kleptomania. He knew God sent him that doe to punish him for breaking his promise, but... he wanted more.

The bat saw the video had ended. He threw away the kleenex then picked out another one before clicking on... a lesbian bat buttfucking a doe with a big strap-on. Such an oddly specific one for him to find but... little Vlad wasn't complaining.

His circumcised cock throbbed as he stroked it more, making some cum squirt out onto his keyboard without him even noticing. Suddenly, his pointy bat ears twitched when he picked up something. He took off his headphones to listen, heard nothing. He was about to put them back on before he heard the familiar sound of a male grunting through orgasm. His ears turned up to the ceiling, neighbors upstairs...

Curious, he turned off his laptop then got up. He put on some pants, but didn't bother to zip up or even put on any underwear, Taylor usually liked it when he went commando. Vlad shook his head, "No... no more." He heard a female whining and his cock sprung against the loose waistband of those hastily worn jeans. "Fuck me..."

He stepped out into the hallway of his apartment, he followed the noise up a flight of stairs. The closer he got, the more he caught the passionate stink of a bitch in heat.

Vlad found the room the noises and smell came from, the door was closed, but nothing was hiding the sheer sexuality of what was happening on the other side. Embarrassed he rang the buzzer. "Um, hello?"

His ears picked up a hasty curse inside, then the door swung open. A big buff rottweiler stepped out, "Who the fuck are you?"

Vlad gulped, the dog was still naked, his red rocket dripped as it dangled in plain sight. The bat stuttered, "U-um, hi, I-I'm a tenant from downstairs, right under you in fact... you're being a little loud."

The dog nodded, "Uhu... and?"

Vlad's throat was dry, "What are you even..."

The dog rudely waved his cock, "What do you think, fairy?"

The bat bit his lip, "I figured... uh..."

"Baby, what's taking so long?" A chihuahua bitch stepped out, the rottie's cream leaking from her pussy.

The dog looked back, "This little perv's been listenin' to us, Frida."

The bat panicked, "Oh no, no, you've got me all wrong I..."

The dog poked him, "Can it and come in... fairy."

Vlad wasn't given much choice. The rottweiler yanked him inside then locked the door. The fruit bat soon lost his pants and found himself shoved into the open arms of the naked chihuahua. He recognized her as she held his face between her breasts. "Y-you're the landlord's wife."

Frida giggled, "Don't worry, Donny knows what I do when he's not around. He tolerates it, but then he don't know I got studs like that comin' in." She turned him around then reached down and gripped his cock. "Ooh, I've never had a Jew cock before." She tickled his glans, permanently exposed with no foreskin to protect it. "I hear that stuff's supposed to make ya last longer, does it?"

Vlad gulped, "I guess?"

The rottweiler grabbed him and shoved his own cock in next to Vlad's, and Frida stroked both. "Ay, caramba." She giggled, touching them together like she was playing with dolls. "He's almost as big as you, Roscoe."

The dog saw and had to admit, "Yeah, but he ain't got the knot."

Vlad's world became a blur after that. Between being forcefully frotted against the dog and then tugged into the dog's bedroom, Vlad felt he might pass out from the lack of blood flow to his brain. Before he could blink, he was on his back for the second time, his 10" member stuffed forcefully in a married female, only this time, she'd already been filled by another male.

Frida moaned, "Oh, so thick too... where have you been with a cock this good?"

Vlad gulped while her pendulous tits swung before his eyes while she rode him, "Downstairs with my boyfriend..."

Roscoe chuckled, "I told you they was fairies down there, Frida."

Frida giggled as the bat began licking her perky brown nipples, "Oh, I refuse to believe someone as good as you is a little fruity bat."

Vlad blushed, "But I am! I've always been... I have to be, why did I ever fall in love with the sweetest, nicest rat I could have ever known, how could I have someone like that if it wasn't meant to be?"

Frida kissed him, "You think too much, just relax."

The bed shook as the rottweiler climbed in right behind the chihuahua and began to drag his oozing red rocket between her cheeks. Any other time he wouldn't mind sharing a tight female pussy, but she was right, that bat was thick, two would probably put her in a wheelchair like that husband of hers. He didn't have to wait long at least, the bat was still new to straight sex and still could barely last ten minutes before "Oh god!" Vladimir squeaked as he shot copious streamers of his potent seed in the chih's fertile womb, secretly glad his dna didn't mesh with canines. There would be a real hard explanation for... Taylor. "Oh god, I've done it again! I've betrayed his trust! Taylor, I'm sorry!" He sobbed.

Frida sighed and shook her head as she held the bat, "Well that's a downer."

...

Taylor was at the bar as noon crept by. He wiped the counter as Kelly walked in. The rat sighed, "You're late again."

The squirrel femme spat at her co-worker, "Put a sock in it, Taylor!"

He rolled his eyes and shook his head while she checked in on the POS system. "Was it morning sickness again?"

Kelly bit back an insult then muttered, "That's what happens when you're knocked up."

Taylor laughed, "Don't explain it to me, my mom went through three more kids after me, believe me, after my last sister born I was ready to snip my own balls before I did that to a woman."

She scoffed as she wiped glasses next to him. "I thought you were queer."

The rat laughed, not about to let any biting insult ruin his mood, "I wasn't always. Vlad knows, we've talked about it, but I'm actually bi. I just don't pursue girls anymore, because I love my Vladimir."

She flinched, "If I remember, you weren't exactly being faithful last month."

Taylor sighed, "Yes, that wolverine had a way with words didn't he, Kelly? I'm ashamed I was even there. Speaking of... I don't see Jesse anymore."

Kelly turned away, "He broke up with me. That was only one time and... it's his baby I'm carrying."

The rat sighed and put down the glass he'd been cleaning. "We were all tested on that day. You failed, but it's made you stronger hasn't it?"

Kelly sniffled a tear running down her cheek. "I don't feel strong."

Taylor put a friendly arm around her shoulders. "Vlad said the same thing."

She looked up, "What?"

The rat blushed, "Vladimir has a bit of the klepto bug in him. If I'm not around to keep him in line, he gets the urge and he wants to take things. On that day, even after he'd promised me he wouldn't do it anymore, he did it. He was caught."

She gasped, "Was he arrested?"

Taylor shook his head, "No... but he did lose his virginity. You see unlike me, he'd never had a female. He told me she was a plus-sized doe in estrus, her husband hadn't been home and she used my boyfriend. And it happened... while we two were with the wolverine. I should have been there, I wasn't and this happened. Vlad was so ashamed, he'd enjoyed it he told me. I told him I didn't care. All I care is that he's there when I get home, that he's healthy. Since then," he giggled, "He thinks I don't know, but he's been looking up straight porn on the internet ever since, I even notice that he looks at girls more when we're dating."

Kelly blushed, "And you don't mind?"

Taylor shrugged, "I'd be a hypocrite if I got upset about my boyfriend wanting a female." He looked up as a customer walked in. "I've felt how he feels for much longer."

The ferret sat her pretty butt at the bar, "Margarita..." She muttered.

Taylor gave Kelly a chaste kiss on the cheek before preparing the drink for the latina ferretess.

Candice perked up when her drink came to her, happily paying him more than the drink was worth. She hadn't been too steamed when she learned her dead husband had left her out of the will. She knew what she did, and unlike a certain asshole deer she'd been with, she didn't care that she wasn't well-off anymore. She simply went back to her old job as a sex hotline operator. It made her good enough money, enough to come to this nice little bar and have a margarita each weekend. She sipped some of her margarita, "Ay, that's as good as sex." She commented with a sexy churr.

Taylor laughed, "Well, Candy, I try to be the best, but I never hear anyone call my drinks sexy."

Kelly still stood there, blush in her cheeks. Taylor just kissed her, in front of a customer no less. The newly pregnant squirrel shook her head then went to attend to another customer that had just walked in.

Candy in turn leaned closer to the rat, "So, are ya two goin' together?"

Taylor laughed, "Oh no, we're just friends."

The ferret cooed, "I never see friends just kiss another friend like that. My first boyfriend kissed me like that."

"So did mine." The rat joked. "And how're things on your end anyway?"

Candice shrugged, "Oh just fine. I'm not rich anymore, but that was my own fault. I didn't appreciate what I had. He couldn't fuck, but he still treated me like a person. Every other guy I'd ever known just wanted me to be pretty for them."

Taylor nodded, "Well, I guess it's a good thing I only have one man to look good for."

Candy scoffed, "Yeah. Your boy's lucky to have someone like you, even if you do kiss girls at work." She winked then she blew a kiss to him.

The rat laughed, "Appreciate the sentiment, but weren't you tested for..."

She blushed then cursed in Spanish, "That was most definitely not me! If anything, that bastard got it from fuckin' some other puta, he was fucking me behind his wife's back, I would have been surprised if he wasn't juggling a number three! Believe it, I know. I never get no crabs. Girls in my family are always clean."

Taylor laughed, "Okay, relax. I'm sorry for even bringing that up."

She stuck her tongue at him. "It's alright." She saw that her lunch break was over. "Well, now I have to get back. Thank you for the talk, Taylor."

The rat smiled, "I'm always happy to lend an ear."

She blew another kiss to him, showing him some leg in the process too, almost high enough that he could see her bare ass. She promptly dropped her skirt when she saw his face. "Caught you staring!" She giggled before walking out.

Taylor shook his head. "Damn..."

Kelly kept working in the meantime as she began to see her co-worker in a different light.

...

Jesse woke up in his new bed. The young heir had indeed inherited old Richard Meyers' penthouse estate following the old squirrel's passing. He had hoped Kelly would be here but... after that day... he couldn't even look at her without picturing her with all those other males. He thought she'd loved him. He'd been trying to get over it ever since... in the comforting arms of his new lover.

Richie nuzzled his cousin's neck. This young heir had never had the heart to tell his father that he was in fact gay. In a way, he regretted his dad never knowing, but it didn't hurt as much as he thought, not with Jesse by his side.

The Meyers brothers cuddled, their tongues touching when they kissed, their members when Rich thrust against Jess. Even before they knew they were brothers, back when they were still cousins, they used to play these sort of games together. Richie started it.

They were teenagers on the night of a high school dance, neither had a date, so they just stayed home and played PS2.

Richie remembered that first moment when he put his paw on Jesse's lap. He remember first feeling his cousin's groin through his boxers. Both were nervous, neither knew what to do. Jesse's boxers came off and then Richie's and then they'd kissed, during that kiss was also the first time their penises touched and both liked how that felt.

Now Jesse moaned openly into his brother's mouth as they made love with their cocks sliding together.

Both brothers sucked liberally on each other's tongues, making the other's face moist with saliva.

Jesse rocked his hips back a little more so his cock went up between Richie's nuts then rocked some more until her could feel Richie begin to pulse.

Richie rocked back harder as he spurted cum in arcs over his body.

Jesse pressed down harder, squirting in arcs as well, painting Richie's chest even as Rich painted himself.

They continued to rub and kiss even as they ejaculated more on each other. Jesse finally said, "I love you, Richie."

Richie whispered back, "I love you, Jesse."

...

Taylor sat in the restroom. It was Sunday, it was a slow night and not a lot of people were coming in for a drink.

The rat looked up when he heard someone walk in... but they didn't sound like a male.

He laughed to himself, "Kelly?"

The squirrel blushed, "Yeah... I know this isn't the women's restroom. No one else is coming in so... Boss let me close early and said don't make a mess when we leave."

The rat laughed, "What does he think we'll do all alone?"

Kelly opened the restroom stall which was never locked to begin with. She saw the rat, fully clothed. "I know what I wanna do... why did you kiss me earlier?"

The rat giggled, "I've never been too subtle about my affections."

She blushed. "You like me?"

Taylor didn't blink, "Why do you think I went with you on that day? I-I thought I could talk you out of that. But even there, naked in front of you, I couldn't talk to you. I should have been stronger, we all failed our tests and we still fail." He stood up. "I don't want to lose Vlad, and I don't want to lose you."

Kelly blushed, "You barely know me and you already know I'm not the most faithful lover."

The rat sighed, "We all have faults. We're nothing without them, if everything was supposed to be easy, we wouldn't have been given brains to think with, we would just be jellyfish drifting mindlessly in the current."

Kelly stepped back as he walked up to her.

Taylor had her against the restroom sink. His whiskers brushed with hers.

She stopped him, "Don't..."

The rat nodded then sniffed, "I'm sorry." He let her go. "I'll close up."

...

Vlad sat at home, his wings around him again as more straight porn played on his laptop. He'd cried his piece and now strangely, he was at peace. As ashamed as he was, he still enjoyed Frida's warmth, he liked it so much more than that doe. She hadn't been so nice, she just used him. The chihuahua was little different, but more understanding of his feelings. Still... what would Taylor think?

His ears perked again, not from noises upstairs but the front door opening. "Taylor?"

The rat closed the door, took off his work vest then sat on the couch in front of the TV.

He barely flinched when the shamelessly nude fruit bat plopped down on his lap. "Welcome home, Tay!"

Taylor quickly pushed aside what mood he'd felt before and embraced his lover, taking special note that the bat smelled vaguely of canine. "Vlady, did you behave yourself while Daddy was away, or do I have to punish a certain bad bat?" He teased.

Vlad's heart raced but he didn't want to ever lie to the love of his life. "I have been a very bad bat, Daddy Tay! I smelled our landlady getting it on with that cute rottweiler upstairs, I went up to tell them quiet and... It was already night when she had to go home to her husband."

Tay stung from how casual Vlad had become about it but still cuddled with the bat. "Oh? Did my Vlady have himself a nice doggy pussy?"

"Oh yes, she was so hot, I didn't know a pussy felt that hot."

Tay knew how they felt, "Yeah, that is a good feeling, but it's even better just being here with you, Vlad."

The bat smiled, "I agree. And you, have you been naughty today?"

Taylor's heart leapt and a tear threatened to ruin the mood. "I was. I think... I may want someone else."

Vlad's smile disappeared. "I see. Is it a girl?"

"Her name is Kelly and I feel for her as strongly I feel for you. I'm sorry."

The bat bit back a sob, "You... don't love me?"

Taylor cried, "Yes, I do love you, but now I love two people and for once... I don't know what to do."

Vlad cried more, buried his face in the rat's shoulder.

Taylor cursed himself, cursed his very soul for doing this.

Vlad sniffled, "I forgive you... now please come to bed."

The rat looked up.

Vlad snuffled more, "We've both hurt each other, but we can also heal together, we've always been able to do that. Come to bed, Taylor."

They got up, but they didn't kiss this time. Vlad did let Taylor carry him to the bedroom, though.

...

Kelly sat in her bathtub rubbing her belly as she contemplated what things will be like once her baby came... she still had a year to wait and see.

Candice sat in her own bathtub, alone for once in her life and happy about it. She smiled as she lightly fingered herself, remembering some of the sultry calls she'd made during the day.

Jesse and Richie lay together in bed having stayed in all day just to keep each other close. Jesse, try as he might, still could not forget Kelly. Richie knew what his brother was thinking and held him closer, his smile thinning.

Daniel sat on a chair at the county jail, handcuffed as officers took his fingerprints. He lamented his place as he was made to stand and then led to a holding cell. The officer took off the handcuffs then let him go inside of his own volition.

The buck sat sullen and defeated, tears coming to his eyes for the first time in years. He wished... he would have been a better husband. He wished she would have been a more confident person than to sponge off someone else, but a better husband would have helped her. He remembered her laughing even when he called her house after he'd been allowed his one call. He did that to her, he made her into the contemptible thing she was on the phone. He was at least glad there was no one in the cell to see him admit defeat. Then...

The cell door slid open.

"It's your lucky day, after all."

Dan stuttered, much like he did as a fawn, "Wh-what?"

"Your bail's already been paid, you can leave."

"Who?"

The guard remained patient, "I don't know, but he's waiting out front."

...

Rex sat in the waiting room. He'd been home when Dan called Livia. He heard the deer apologize to his wife, he'd been there to hear every word. Then to hear her laugh at him like that, it broke something in him. He cursed her out for being so cruel. He had no place to criticize her, he was as guilty, but he didn't want to be like that.

Dan stopped in his tracks when he saw that young buck who'd stolen his wife from him, the wife he never appreciated. The guard pushed him forward.

Rex stood, his eyes even, trying to be as friendly as possible with a rival male.

Dan barely noticed when he was released from his restraints. "Why are you helping me?"

Rex sighed, "I was there when you called. I heard how she laughed at you. I hated her for it. I've hated her for a lot of things but this was the last straw. I barely know you, you cheated on her, she cheated you back, I helped... we're all fucked up, let's face it, but you're still a better person."

Dan sighed, "No, I'm not. I loved that woman when I married her, before I had to deal with her. She's not an easy person to love, but I should have been there more."

Rex nodded, "Yeah, you should have, no lie about that. But then, I shouldn't have fed her psychosis the way I did. Either way, I think we're both better from the experience. Come on, I'll take you anywhere you need to go."

Dan nodded in turn, "I just wanna see her, one more time, so I could apologize."

Then Rex had to blush, his nose turning almost red. "Yeah, about that... you see when she laughed at you the way she did... I sorta cussed her out and I'm guessin' she ain't been yelled at that much afore."

Dan felt a grin threatening to form, "Her dad used to yell all the time when he was drunk, he'd hit her mama and make her watch, it always made her afraid of yelling or any loud noises."

Rex sighed, "So yeah, she's in intensive care now after I gave her a heart attack..."

Dan bit back a laugh, he knew this was no laughing matter. "She's gonna need a... pacemaker?"

Rex nodded, the comedy of the situation coming to him now. "Yup!"