I'd Say It Was...
This is my first entry into the Pundamental writing contest (https://www.sofurry.com/forum/view/thread?id=35225&page=100000#1612192) with my personal favorite of my compiled brainstorming of puns. I don't know why, it just really, really amuses me. Perhaps, I am easily amused. You'll have to tell me!
It stars my dear Pickles, the naughtiest puppy ever, and her favorite playmates Skatlian's James Moon, an equally horny husky! I love the two together <3 Good ole canine humping :D
Especially since this is a contest piece, feedback is appreciated! Greatly! So COMMENT! Seriously, if you read this, it's short, please take the time to leave a quick shout out in the comments! Also, vote and fave if you enjoy it! And keep your eyes open, I should be posting two more punny entries in the days to come :3
"Pickles? Peeeeckles?!" A long, warbling call echoed through the empty house while the husky headed through the kitchen, forehead knit with concentration. He'd weaved through the house, room by room with the same call, but each one came up with the same result, stupefyingly empty.
With a soft sigh, James sunk onto a dining chair and glanced down at his hand and, doubly, the reason he was eager to find the girl. In one hand, he held a small package with the freshly delivered bullet to add to their ever-growingly sex toy collection, and in the other, a single lily, her favorite flower, tied with a ribbon. That morning, after picking up the package, James had planned to woo her with romance and a splash of naughtiness, but instead, he couldn't find the girl!
"Well, damn." He grunted and glanced out the window to see the familiar yellow fur of just who he'd been searching for. Quickly moving towards the door, he saw she kneeled down in the dirt with gloves covering her hands as they packed the earth around planted bulbs.
"Gardening...Who woulda guessed." James chuckled to himself as he strolled down the front steps into the small 'yard', now covered in raked dirt and plants. He watched her, lost in her headphones, for a moment. She wore a tight-fitting, simple tank top that swooped low on her chest and showed the swell of her breasts with short, ripped shorts that tore unfortunately low on her ass and revealed a glimpse of the bright fur of her tush.
Creeping up behind her, James bent down against her back and lightly kissed her bare shoulder, suddenly shifting her attention. Twirling around, her earbuds popped out and dropped onto the fresh earth. Seeing the green and gray husky, her face lit up with a bright smile: "James!"
"Morning, puppy." One hand lifted to hand her the flower, earning him a series of sloppy kisses over his neck as she giggled out delighted thank-yous. While his head tipped to the side to give her access to her neck, James reached behind her back, tugging open the package with a devious grin before he rubbed the smooth bullet against her butt through the tear, giving her a taste of the buzzing orb.
"Oh!" She yipped, squirming with the surprised sensation, "What's that?"
"A new bullet, since you didn't have a remote bullet yet..."
Another burst of kisses rolled out over his throat, this time with excited nips tugging up the flesh and whimpery, eager cooes. Cupping his free hand under her chin, James pulled her mouth up to his and into a hot liplock. At first, the kiss remained innocent and repeated, but with a little lick to her lips, they parted and a long, messy french kiss took place.
Sliding the hand from her cheek down to cup her bubble butt, James pulled her flush to his body, feeling her uncontrollable, excited squirms against his crotch while she pressed into the kiss. Groping at her flesh roughly, like he knew she loved, the husky broke off their kiss with a soft pant against her cheek and a glint of mischief in his green eyes. "What do you think, should we try it out?"
"O-out here?" She glanced out over the fence of her yard, glimpsing one neighbor in his garage and another just past a large, bay window across the street. Plus, living in the only house elevate onto its own petite hill, they were practically raised on a stage for any passersby.
Soft, eager teeth tugged at her neck, gently biting at her throat while his fingers kneaded her ass. "Yes, right out here. I've been looking for you and waiting for this all morning. I don't want to wait the time it takes us to get inside..." The fingers on her ass dipped up into the hole, pushing against the fabric till it tore, widening the gap so his hand could press to her sex. Rubbing teasingly over her panties, he shifted the small bullet up to her again and ducked its smooth tip behind her thong till it nudged under the garment, nestled just between her pussy lips and up to her pink clit.
With the bullet still, she flushed pink and kissed at the husky's muzzle, nuzzling to his cheek. "Someone is naughty this morning..."
"Every morning with you around." He corrected, licking over her lips before pressing into another kiss while the bullet kicked onto the first, lowest setting. Against his mouth, he felt the girl mewl out with the sudden buzzing against her clit. Her lips trembled, but her eagerness quadrupled as she broke from his lips and kissed onto his neck again.
As she kissed him, James rolled his hips forward, letting the hard bulge in his jeans press up to the shorter girl's stomach. "A-ah!" She panted, her own grinding suddenly desperately trying to rub to the clothed cock. Whimpering into the fresh, morning air, the girl hesitantly lifted her leg up to the husky's waist, shifting herself to grind directly to the thick bulge in his jeans.
"You want it?" He panted against her ear, nibbling tenderly at the fleshy edge of the appendage as he pulled her leg against him, forcing her other foot to raise onto its tiptoes as her heel balanced up against his chest opening up her sex to be grinded to, teasingly over the fabric of her shorts.
"Y-yes! Come onnn..." She whined, bucking to him with soft whimpers. One hand grabbed for his jeans, roughly jerking the button out of its place before the zipper followed and she tugged at the waistband to ease them down. James took over from there, easing his cock out into the open of the front yard and rubbing the rip over the girl's covered clit, against where the bullet buzzing to her incessantly.
"Don't tease me..." Pickles mewled, grabbing for his arm to steady herself as she rubbed up to him in the carefully balanced standing position. With one hand, James pushed a finger to the hole in her shorts once again, tearing the fabric high up till the shorts splayed open at her crotch. The dainty, black thong she wore was fully revealed, covered in white polka dots and bulging with the bullet stuffed inside them.
Torturously slow, James peeled the panties to the side, just enough to reveal with wet, dripping entrance of her sex. His tip lightly prodded to her, earning him an impatient moan. Her lips grazed his ear, kissing the tip lightly before she whispered huskily: "Don't tease me, baby. I want you inside me. F-fill me up...right here...in our front yard..." Her voice broke with needy pants until her teasing finally convinced him and his length slowly fed up into her.
"O-Ooooh.." She sighed, grinding to him and clenching over his length as he hilted inside the girl, angled up to push into her and using her lifted leg for leverage to plunge deeper, grinding his tip to every sensitive patch of her insides. On hand held onto her hip, helping the klutzy puppy stay balanced on one leg as she pressed to the husky, and the other roamed over her chest, tugging the tank top down beneath her breasts and exposing her overflowing bra.
"Mmm..." Soft, teasing kisses dotted over her chest, making her eagerly press upwards to try and lift her bosoms to his lips. Cupping one hand beneath one tit, he inched the edge of her bra down to lick over the sensitive nipple and close his mouth around her with a hot suckle.
"Ah! J-James!" She whined, grinding to him harder, eagerly clutching onto his bicep as she puffed her chest against his lips. Her noises carried easily in the still, open air, even echoing back faintly amongst the other outdoor noises of cars starting and lawn mowers churning in their yards.
"Faster!" She yipped, nails raking through his fur and digging into his skin beneath. Her lips hung open in a little pant while she strained herself up against him, mashing her partly exposed breasts into his chest and holding herself up on tiptoes while her opposite leg stretched to his shoulder.
James clutched to her hips, bucking himself faster into the girl, grinding roughly to her so her pussy lips kissed his base over the unswollen bulge of his knot. Her hot, heavy breathing tickled his neck with gushes of air while her noises rang in his ear, every delighted little yip that echoed up into the air. Meanwhile, her sex clamped around him, contracting and milking his cock with every thrust that bounce her slightly up to him, wobbling on her toes and leaning heavily into him. Sweat dotted at their brows, clinging to the fur there in the heating day as they worked to maintain the balancing position.
Behind them, James could see their shadows, fucking each other desperately on a blown up grayscale. For a moment, the sight made him smirk until he spotted the neighbor just behind the fence the shadow scaled, hauling his truck with items from the garage.
"S-sh!" he urged, suddenly covering the girl's whimpering mouth with his lips and kissing her forcibly, tongue writhing into her mouth and teasing to the sensitive flesh of her own bubblegum pink appendage. She moaned into the kiss, vibrating her lips over his while she clutched his arm harder, leaving a faint sting beneath them, but James didn't notice. He bucked harder into her, grinding his swelling knot to her lower lips, pumping the bulge in and out of her. Her sex clutched around his girth, trying to keep herself filled up and milking his length with her tight, contracting squeezes.
"P-pooch-" She moaned against his lip, breaking the kiss and sliding her lips to his ear, speaking in a hushed, breathy yet urgent whimper. "Is my pooch going to cum for me? Is he going to fill me up right here in the open? Where anyone could see us knotted together? Where we could be caught at any moment?" Her own huffed words were obviously exciting her, making her buck to him desperately. His head merely bobbed, words lost to his heavy breathing.
"Cum for me, baby. I want you to fill me up. Knot me! Tie me, James!" She demanded against his ear, clutching tighter around his shaft, milking him with her own contracting sex as her orgasm hit. Her leg wobbled as her knees gave slightly, but James fluidly scooped the girl to him and let them stumbled back till she pressed to the rough wood of the fence. He slammed into her, hooking her legs over his shoulder and forcing her back flush to the fence while her head bent back over it.
She moaned, howling loudly as his knot swelled to its full size, as thick as his fist as it bumped to her pussy lips, smearing her gushing juices over the sensitive flesh until he pumped forward again, forcing the knot to stretch her open. She strained around the bulge, squealing out with the mixture of delightful pleasure and tingly pain from the thick knot until...pop!
Groaning into her chest, the male finally released the first string of cum into the girl while her pussy lips closed around his knot, sealing them together. James panted, exhausted, onto the girl's furred breasts while she hugged partly around his shoulders and rolled her hips gently to him, working out every last drop of his cum as he filled her. Thick streams of jizz pumped into her in bursts, painting her walls white and filling her entirely, straining cum against the tie of the knot inside her.
Together, they both returned from the high of orgasm and clutched together, leaning on the teetering fence and panting. James hugged around the smaller female's back, pulling her against him slightly so the rough fence didn't hurt her back while she hung onto him, hovering off the ground in their standing position.
For a moment, a dazed happy sensation hung between them, but it broke when James felt his knot idly throbbing, still quite happy to stay plump and stuffed into side the girl with her own lingering squeezes around him. He looked past her shoulder, seeing garage doors starting to slide open and back yards filling up as parents and kids alike left, heading to work or the beach, working in the yard or the garage, or releasing sugared up children out into the streets or to parks. The sounds of cars starting swelled to a hum in the air, while the lawn mowers seemed to be a constant sound. He pictured all the people passing their street, seeing the two of them hugging together with their connected crotches just barely hidden beneath the fence while Pickles's chest hung out and their mussed fur and blushy cheeks screamed out, "Guilty!"
Before his daydream continued, a soft cough broke his concentration. "Excuse me?"
Both canines swiveled the gaze down to a gruff, older neighbor's sudden stare from below on the sidewalk. Softly, with a little hoarseness remaining in her voice, Pickles responded. "Yes?"
"Just what do you think you're doing?"
She blushed slightly, seeing his face seemingly poking out from the swell of her half-naked breasts. "I was out gardening, and then my...friend surprised me."
"I can see that surprise." The neighbor glared disapprovingly, obviously thinking there should be shame involved in their blatant wanton activity. "I can see that you two have...violated one another here! In the open! Where any young, impressionable child could look up and see what you're doing! I could see your dirty, uncontrolled humping from my yard! My wife spotted you during her breakfast! Out breakfast was interrupted by two teenagers rutting in the front yard, yowling like cats in an alley! It's dirty! It's disgusting!" He paused a moment, taking in the sight of the two together, stilling clutching on in their standing position in the front yard, outside of the privacy of doors and exposed. "Just what do you think this activity is?"
The puppy girl stared down at him for a long moment, eyes wide and her chest slowing as her orgasm-induced panting faded down. She felt James shifting gently, holding her tighter as his knot started to shrink, letting cum start to trickle onto her thighs and puddling on the ground. "Well," She paused, still reveling in the intimacy and closeness of their upright position even outside, where their noisy neighbor could judge them. "I guess, if you asked me, I'd say it was... outstanding!"