Love In The Time of Zombies
I stepped back slowly toward the broken door of the drug store, keeping pace with the shambling otter's footsteps. "You're cute for a dead guy.""Little closer." I pulled a pair of handcuffs out of my pocket as we creeped through the door. I ran around, cuffed him, and lured him back to the store room. I got my lube and a condom out of my pocket, and got ready for the grossest hookup in the history of hookups. Hey, I'm desperate. It's been three months, and I didn't know they were brain dead until last week.I was too focused on what I was about to do to hear the other fox walking in. He threw the door open, pointed a rifle at me, then lowered it."Sorry. We can talk when you finish. I want to borrow him." He stepped out and closed the door.I stopped what I was doing, exited, and shut the door on the zombie."I have a better idea." I kneeled down and unbuttoned his blue jeans. "Hope you're not packing any diseases.""Still have my last test results folded up in my backpack. Perfect health. I should warn you, I've never given a blowjob before.""Maybe we can get out of here together. Teach each other some things on the way.""You really think there's an 'out of here?""Look up sometime. I see commercial airplanes flying over all the time. The world goes on outside the quarantine zone.""I don't mean to be short, but...""I know. Priorities." I took his not-short length into my muzzle, then went up, then down, and I got a load in my throat that didn't seem possible. I thought I had no gag reflex, but the force of goo coming out nearly turned me into one of the undead, dried cum all over my muzzle for any surviving friends and family to see.But I managed to swallow, and he gave me a pat on the head and said "good boy.""We're going to have to get to know each other better if you wanna do pet roleplay.""Seemed like the right thing to do. Now drop your pants."I got up and worked on my belt buckle. "Mr. Forceful."He got down on his knees and sighed. "I'm just nervous.""At the undead, or sucking a guy off?""Both.""Do your best. I won't even take points off for getting teeth on it. And the guy in the other room is the only one I smell." I slid my bluejeans and underwear down to my shoes, and he inched his muzzle toward my sheath. I saw him hesitate. "Are you gay? It helps.""I didn't think so, but I keep wanting to get close to male zombies." He licked the tip, once.I thought the fox was cute already, but he got a lot cuter with that long-deferred shot of feel-good chemicals. "Holy shit.""Had the same feeling pawing off on one of the zombies a few weeks after the city fell." He slowly took the tip into his muzzle, then sped up as he slid his tongue and teeth down my length.He pulled off. "I always thought gay guys were being euphemistic when they said they like cock. The feeling is weird, but I'm drawn to it. Like it's a physical force."He took my cock again, without hesitation. Three slightly toothy slides later, he had my load all over his tattered red polo shirt."How do you not make a mess?""Act like you're drinking from a straw. Or kissing someone. Keep your lips sealed while you swallow.""I've never kissed anyone."I heard
something hit the concrete sidewalk outside the tall building across the street. Then another, and it continued for a few seconds. It sounded like your annoying neighbor setting off cheap grocery store fireworks.And then the smell of death and decay hit me. "Back door!"The other fox started to make a lewd joke, then followed my lead as we ran through rows of expired convenience store food, past the cuffed zombie in the store room, over the bodies of the zombies I took out before my attempt at undead sex, and out the back door to the alley.I slammed the door shut. "Close one.""Couldn't have been more than twenty. I'm sure we could have walked around.""The noise will draw more. I thought I was clear the last time that happened. The street filled up in a few seconds, more than enough to block every way out.""How did you get out? I doubt you were prepared for it.""I barricaded myself in the nearest building, then realized I was in a gun shop. I must have missed a hundred times, but my aim is better now. I switched to a machete when their skulls got soft a month in." I pulled the weapon out of its sheath on my side. "We need to go. I'll help you practice splitting their heads open later.""I don't have any ammo anyway." He pulled the magazine out of the rifle. Empty.I fumbled around in my bag and handed him a full one, high capacity, and a sound suppressor to stick on the end. "Try not to shoot anything if you can avoid it. Noise is bad.""Isn't that what a silencer is for?""You watch too many action movies. With that, you only alert every zombie in a mile radius to our presence instead of ten miles."We found an empty apartment building to spend the night. It had the white X on the front that marked a building cleared by the military before they abandoned the city, and the door was locked. I supported him on my shoulders while he grabbed on to the ladder at
the fire exit, and we both came down with it.He managed to hold on, and we found a nice, clean apartment. We laid down, and he stripped."I want you to fuck me.""Forward.""I don't want to die without trying it once. Just to see what it's like."I started stripping, and he followed along when he realized that was a yes. After three months without release, I had enough in me for this, even after he sucked me off less than fifteen minutes before. "Let's try not to die after this."He nodded, then rolled over on to his front. "Will this hurt?""If you're as horny as I am, not much." I put a condom on and handed him the tube of lube. "I don't have anywhere to wash my hands, so you're going to have to do the lubing. Don't know what's been in that tail."He put some lube in his hand, moistened up my wrapped sheath, and fingered himself with the rest for a few minutes. With three fingers in, his eyes rolled back. "Oh wow.""Don't get too far ahead of me." When he stopped, I plunged into him, only feeling a little resistance from his cute, surprisingly clean tailhole. "You have a nice ass."He moaned as I thrust in. "Mmmngh. Thanks."I slid my knees back, then laid down on his back. "Any pain?""No. Do whatever you do."It's a good thing we were inside, secure. He nearly screamed with pleasure on the next thrust, then moaned with the second, and squeaked with the third."Close?""Keep...um...yeah."I rammed a few more times, his moan rising to a yelp with each one, then blew. "Grab your cock and wiggle a
bit."He did, and came on the bed. "I hope there's a spare sheet in the closet."We just got our clothes back on when I heard the sound of a helicopter in the distance. I waved my flashlight out on the fire escape. The helicopter turned around and landed in an empty stretch of road a half block away. Six big wolves with camouflage and big, light-carrying guns flooded out."See? Someone's still out there.""You were right. Guess this nightmare is over."At the helicopter, the soldiers pointed guns at us and ordered us to put our hands on our heads and kneel. One came to bind our hands with electrical ties, then patted us down. She pulled my lube out of my pocket, snickered, and slid it back in."Did we do something wrong?"She helped us up, then into the helicopter. She grinned as I stepped on. "Some people go feral out here, and they're dangerous. You'll be freed when we land.""How are things out there?""The plague got a few more cities, but we figured out how they kept going after death. Should be all over soon."The other fox leaned into me as we took off, and fell asleep. He found his family after we landed. They were very religious, but nearly losing him was enough to moderate their views, and they accepted him. We went out a few more times, but settled on being friends with benefits.