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Somewhere upon a small island in the sea of Japan, a long screeching roar filled the air and caused the palm trees to shudder with a fearful bend of their stalks and the mountain a-quiver with a small avalanche of scattering boulders. A great and terrible beast was awakening from the depths of a pit, a natural quarry that had been scoured from years of sharp jagged spikes to become a smoother uneven surface.

The roar became more stressful, more desperate with a shiver of frustration as out from the depths came the great Anguirus, a monstrous kaiju who walked on all four legs resembling a reptilian armadillo, his horned snout glinting in the sun with eyes squinting hard as he sniffed the air curiously.

"Huh...that's weird," he muttered to himself, "something's burning around here I don't remember anything...ugh, who cares."

He rolled himself over on his back and looked down his softer underbelly, a large throbbing erection the size of two double-decker buses, sprouting between his hindlegs from a long fleshy slit.

"Well hey there big guy," he smirked at his cock, "someone's eager this morning, or...well, I guess it's cuz we didn't get any action last night huh? Welp!"

The kaiju balled himself up to reach forth and taste his shaft, the benefit of his armadillo-like body allowing him to easily pleasure himself when on his lonesome. It was not as fun as it would be with others, but he couldn't complain when very few other kaiju could even suck themselves off. The taste of his own meat he always expected to have a flavour, but instead it just tasted hot with a slight salt from the pre that started flowing across his tongue.

Closing his eyes he savoured the taste, a soft sweet musk filling his nostrils as he pumped his snout down the thick length, moaning as he felt his pre thicken much faster than expected, surprising himself for how pent-up he was as he bobbed on his dick almost trying to deepthroat himself.

With a thumping shudder his tail swung back and forth against the cliff walls, causing more than a few landslides to happen in his bestial urges as his tongue swirled and slurped down the monstrous cock. Time would pass as he lost himself in his desire, sucking himself off harder and harder with faster bobbing of his head until he was almost a sphere of trembling needs. Then he heard the tiniest of shrieks just before an incredibly miniature punch came to his head.

"MMMPH-O-OW!" he pulled off his cock with a thick trail of spit. "Who, what-O-OW, THE FUCK!?"

Standing on the rim of the quarry was a small group of green boxy steel things that Anguirus vaguely recognised through the haze of his lust, which slowly parted from his eyes as they fired off shells to batter his head with a burning sting like hornets jabbing his body. It was a human military squadron, tanks and artillery hammering down with shells that while would not do anything to wound him, was enough to hurt him out of his self-pleasuring to get enraged.

"WHAT, is your problem, you little SHITS?!"

He rolled himself onto all fours and started charging towards them.

"All I want, is to nut at least, ONCE, this week, and YOU LITTLE ASSHOLES AREN'T STOPPING ME FROM GETTING OFF!"

With flaring testosterone and a huge dragging shaft underneath, the spiked kaiju rushed up the quarryside and slammed his head against one of the tanks to boot it straight down the mountain. The others started to retreat as miniature screams could be heard from the tiny humans, each one of whom could fit in the groove of his claws as he bashed another tank aside to send it crumpling down the slope.

Another tank was too slow to escape and found itself underneath his looming shaft, Anguirus smiling as he slapped his belly down to crunch on the hard little steel lump before he shuddered with a twitch through his meat. The crushed-up metal vehicle jabbed on his large pulsing vein in just the right spot, and he mumbled with a little shot of white that splashed upon the infantry and sent a whole platoon slipping down the hill in a thick, gooey lahar that safely trapped them like glue.

The kaiju lumbered towards the trapped infantry, his own pre slickening the hill as he marched over to stand on top before angling his hindquarters directly above the troops. The tiny soldiers, who already faced an insurmountable task, were now staring straight into the pit of a thick puckering dark hole big enough to swallow a jeep.

As the sun was blotted out, and a heavy crunch filled their ears from all around them, Anguirus felt the tiniest little creep of struggling humans that inadvertently were getting sucked up inside of his pulsing pucker, the strong muscular pull almost like a gravity well as it slurped up the little bodies, hands reaching out in a chorus of vain before they were sucked down inside with a tingling wriggle to the kaiju.

"Aaaah, a-aaaah! NNNGH...damn that felt really good," the spiked lizard sighed with a horny pant, "you uh, got anymore of those little stones you ride around in?"

In a mocking glee as he grinded his hole against the slope of the hill, the kaiju smooshed and scraped his thick scaled haunches back and forth as he rolled up jeeps and soldiers along with their little rifles that jabbed and tumbled against his pulsing sphincter. When he felt one of the humans get caught in the clenching swell of his anal ring, Anguirus gasped with a little twitch of his tail when the first soldier was sucked inside, a tiny pair of legs disappearing as they kicked with muffled screams.

"OOOH, h-hooo that...aaaah, th-that feels kinda weird but...nnnnhmhmhmmm ohh that feels pretty good!"

He lifted his ass and slammed down once again, crushing one of the jeeps flat and feeling the blunt metal grill get sucked up into his pulsing pucker. The kaiju moaned as he started to actively try and devour the small infantry with his rump, the hungry ring almost widening like his maw to pull in more of the helpless humans that were swept in the wake of his gargantuan rear. They were pulled up in clods of dirt and slurped up inside by his muscular donut, the monster panting from the odd but pleasurable feeling of metal parts and human bodies rolling and tumbling around in his walls.

"HAH, I thought you guys were real asses, but now you're all part of my ass yeah?! Hahah, nnnngh! Hoo, alright, who's next for a stomping?"

Standing back up, Anguirus saw another fleeing tank, standing directly above to crush it with his cock and grind harder into the steel fragments with a trembling moan, the jagged lumpen parts scraping on his hard pulsing halberd which was tough enough to not be damaged by such puny little shards of metal artillery. Instead he found a delightful sensation in the way it ground and rubbed on his aching pole, until it coated the side of the mountain even thicker before the tank was completely flat and in pieces.

Looking over the side of the mountain, he realised what the burning smell was as he stared down towards the ridge. Some miles away from the foot of the mountain, a city had popped up with its glistening spires, a marvel of engineering sitting out on the beach with tall silver skyscrapers almost as tall as he would be on two feet.

Roads zigzagged between with the sound of rumbling cars that to Anguirus sounded like mosquitos whinging in his ear, and the beach itself had been turned into a large port that stretched out onto the sea like a metal spider with dozens of boats from the tiny fishers to the trawlers the size of his foot.

"Woah," the kaiju shook his head, "this wasn't here before...damn I forget how fast you humans build things."

The military kept escaping back to the city, tank treads leaving little grooves in the mountain cliff as the kaiju felt his dick throbbing again.

"Yanno what, fuck it, YOU guys kept shooting at me when I'm trying to shoot off, so now you're gonna help me shoot off! And if you don't like it, TOO BAD, you shoulda let me be!"

With a heavy push he crawled out of the old mountain peak and came barrelling down towards the city, a surprisingly vast place for an island but he wasn't complaining. The cloud of thundering dust and spikes gleaming under the sun gave a fearful sight to the citizens as they ran screaming to their houses, the smarter ones fleeing the city entirely as some drove their cars and peeled out on the thin black strips of road.

The military, realising its error, turned round sharp on the flatlands to fire back at Anguirus who rolled fast to the side and launched himself forwards in a body slam crushing the earth beneath, taking out half an artillery group as he scooped up two tanks and shoved them against his drooling cock, grinding his paw into the long fleshy harpoon as more pre would sputter and drench the fields below.

He started to feel hungry as he sat himself down for a quick snack, a large plot of escaping cows would be his next victim as the sound of braying moos were silenced both by his enormous rump and his large claws sweeping up two in his clutch. That great black moon of Anguirus' plump cheeks would descend upon the farmland and flatten the fields, along with a few farmers.

The kaiju barely noticed as he tossed back a few friesians, rolling the meaty snack-sized herbivores around his tongue with a relish at their grassy beefy taste before he flicked them back whole down his throat. The sound of their frantic mooing cry would disappear in his gullet with a thick swallow, a bulge descending as he grabbed a bull trying to escape and swallowed it in turn.

Under his rump, the farmers were sucked up by a faint clench between the folds of his pucker. Deeper inside his taint they disappeared, his powerful abdominal muscles pulling them in like a gravity well as tiny humans were devoured into his pulsing taint. Some of the humans who survived the depths of his enormous rear would find the soldiers from before, struggling to gasp and climb through the meaty folds and puckering swell of Anguirus' anal tunnel.

Their hands would slip and scrabble, the walls trembling like harp strings in spasms that threw humans around and squished them hard between the clenching muscles, mashing them up as more farmers were sucked up and chewed by the munching anal pucker that slurped and devoured as greedily as the kaiju's mouth was in the braying livestock. Once he got back on his feet, his cock was drooling out across the land with a shaft one-fifth the size of a football field.

Farmhouses were washed away and crops became swamped in the thick kaiju goo, the spiked reptilian gasping as he scraped and crunched the cold steel tanks up and down his meaty pillar, until they were like fragments of paper in the wind. When other tanks tried to attack him, rolling up bravely to take a shot at his underside, he stomped them flat with a delightful crunch beneath his foot and twisted hard feeling the cracking tear of steel like opening a can.

"Nnnnngh, f-fuck, haaah, damn that feels really good," he gasped jerking himself off with more broken tanks, "d-damn wish I could get something bigger, you bastards are kinda hard to grab...unless."

A glimmer in his eye came with a fiendish look towards the city itself. Tossing aside the crumpled tanks, he walked upon all fours and came closer towards the residential outskirts. From the ground below humans saw a great shadow sweeping over, the giant cock swinging between the kaiju's legs dragging across the dirt and churning the earth itself into a thick and dreadful lahar piling up. When one shadow of darkness passed over it would be another in turn as the tidal wave of dirt slammed into the city outskirts and buried many humans.

Houses were crushed and tossed affray by his monstrous behemoth in passing, humans running inside basements and cowering in fright or at least trying to find the most stable room in their house beneath the thickest roof. Lights flickered, fridges fell, sofas shook and stairs cracked apart like brittle egg shells.

Families watched as second-floor bedrooms were torn in half by the lancing spear of the kaiju in passing, driving through windows with stairs dangling off the side of his cock among pieces of detritus and crumbling roof tiles. All they would see beneath the massive halberd was a tidal wave of dirt and debris, turning their houses into burial mounds that were soon stomped flat by a harder, deeper foot crunching on top and smothering the humans in a suffocating darkness.

"Alright lesseeee," he cast his eye as he reached the city, "which of these weird little stones should I-ooooh hello!"

A large bus frantically trying to escape the destruction had come too close to Anguirus as he slammed his cock through its back, fucking the coach that soon burst like a cheap condom as the feeling of dozens of human hands frantically grasping against the sides of his meat made him twitch with an extra gasp of delight. Inside the bus a torrent of little screams came out as bodies were squashed against his monstrous length, punching through the seats until thin red smears dripped down the kaiju's cock in miniscule slivers.

Those who managed to survive the plunging thrust were too shocked and paralysed to think straight, grabbing the railings before they were pinned beneath his plunging thrusts or smooshed against the walls as their writhing bodies squirmed and kicked and grinded heavily against his pink fleshy spear, his gasping cockslit drooling with an insatiable hunger, like a dragon from the deep.

"OOH, H-HOO, aaah, o-oh damn that feels p-pretty good! You all wanna help me then?!"

He grabbed the bus and pulled himself back, before angling his cock upwards causing the humans to tumble and fall from their seats and down straight towards his flaring glans of thick sputtering pre. Despite the fattening wads of gooey waves dribbling down his shaft, the humans fell through struggling to cling to the sides to escape before they dripped down inside of the kaiju's cock.

Dozens of humans followed suit, his cockhole breathing like a hungry mouth eager to consume as he moaned from their little feet and scrabbling hands digging around inside his cockslit, slowly but surely slipping down further and deeper into his monstrous meat where a hot deep overwhelming ocean of sticky cum, would either drown them in its depths, or burn them up from his sheer body heat.

Anguirus couldn't care, panting to find another fleeing bus and repeating the same process of impale, pull back, lift up and swallow humans down his pulsing obelisk. Every tiny little beastie of a human would disappear down his shaft, some managing to grab the sides of his cock before he slipped up his claws and upended them into his cocktube, swallowed down the length to fall into the deep pool of cum that was waiting to climax soon as he grabbed another bus.

"Hey you can't be mad, you all shot me in the face when I was sucking off, now you gotta fix that! Now what else can you all do..."

The shape of the bus made him think of a lewd idea, his lust tapering on the edge in a half-need-to-get-off and a half-what-if-I-tried-this sort of mood as he looked back towards his rear. A smile grew with devilish teeth as he put the coach down, facing vertical upwards as he angled with what little dexterity he had between his claws and his tail to position himself above it.

To the humans inside the bus who grabbed onto their seats and frantically crawled over each other to find the exit, they were startled by a confusing but equally horrifying sight of a kaiju's dark thick puckered anus that was the size of the moon when viewed from Earth. Darkness would envelop them as the sun was blotted out by the gargantuan body, slowly coming closer with its winking hole that soon clenched against the front of the bus, and slowly pulled the metal length inside.

"MMMMPH! Hooo, th-that's cold," Anguirus chuckled, "haaaah...lemme just, aaaah, a-aaaah, g-get you all inside so you can h-help me."

The bus would disappear inside his ass, slowly impaling the kaiju's rump that spread its pucker wider with a thick suckling noise that deafened the humans inside the coach, their cries of panic muffled by the walls of flesh that pulled them deeper into his body.

"OHHH...hohhh fuck that fills me up good...mmmmaybe one more, this stone thing you run around in's kinda too short to get in deep."

He grabbed another escaping coach, the same torpid screams as he more confidently rolled onto his back to collide against various offices, smashing through them with his feet in a showering of glass and metal that rained down upon the streets like raining diamonds. Girders thunked and impaled through parked cars or split trees in the parks, the kaiju clutching the second bus in his paws and balling himself forwards to push it down into his gaping ass.

He saw for a moment the first bus almost pushing out from his muscular contractions, his eyes squinting to see the human survivors clutching against the windows frantically trying to escape. He smiled at their helpless little fists banging against the glass, those odd tiny faces with that little soft horn they always had as he gave the smallest wave back.

"Heeeeey, awwww, look at you guys, you can't jab anyone with those stupid little horns, how'd you even do ANYTHING in your lives? Welp, guess you won't be worrying for long!"

The second coach would join them with an equal amount of screaming that made him more curious as he shoved it down in his ass. Grunting with pleasure, his cock spurted pre onto his belly which ran off down to the sides and splashed onto the streets, cars washing away by the brief flood to slam against buildings as Anguirus clenched his hole to suck the long vehicle in.

"MMMMPH, h-haaaah, yeaaaah that's it you little bitches get in my ass...gonna h-help me get off real good, mmmph!"

The bus disappeared with a slow sinking every time he puckered his hole, the folds of his powerful anal tunnel pulling it in deeper and causing the first bus to go even farther into the sunken depths. The filling sensation of a cold steel dildo made him shiver with excitement, shooting harder onto his face with a panting moan that rang out across the city.

Pent-up as he was, Anguirus did not take long to cum, screeching out as he crushed both the vehicles in his ass with a powerful clench on his climax, the crackling of steel resounding together as a muffled creak from beneath his pucker. The kaiju sprayed himself with a hot river of semen, gasping with a sumptuous relief as the first, second and third shots went flying over his head and blasted through the office blocks, punching holes through glass and steel with powerful heated bursts that sizzled over the girders and popped the glass panes.

A quarter of the city streets were now painted from black to white, the ground-level buildings either dislodged from their moorings or weakened heavily as the area around Anguirus resembled a disaster strike of molten jizz that sizzled into the asphalt. Whatever faint screams had been rumbling around inside the kaiju's dick and anal tunnel, were now silenced as the smallest of bones could be seen floating out of the cum trails across Anguirus' form.

"Mmmmmph...fuck, damn I needed that," he sighed with a hearty grin, "maybe I'll uh...just take a li'l nap here, think the humans all left or at least learned their lesson."

So the monster would sleep at the scene of his crimes, his eyes closing with a snore that shook the remaining buildings to their limit of stability. A rumbling from his throat vibrated down his back and into the spines, caused a few more houses to crumble near him with little clouds of dust, his cock drooling on his belly with more bones dripping out across his scales before it shrunk back inside his slit with a sated hunger.

Hours would pass, the sun sinking over the sky from that early afternoon towards a darker golden sunset on the coast. The city felt deserted, with survivors clearing out if they managed to flee to ground level and hurry en masse to the docks or countryside. Every snore Anguirus made would send the fear of god through their souls, every twitch and rustle of his feet made the ground quake a little more as unbeknownst to him, the soldiers moved in.

When he awoke around six hours later, it wasn't by his choice. After the sun went down over the horizon with its golden tail slinking beneath the waves, the sky turned a rosy hue as he felt the blasting of something sharply cold against his waist, like tiny daggers of ice stabbing his softer scales causing him to roll on his side and shout:

"HEY! HEY-EY, WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Crowded around him was the rest of the militia, a squad of roadblocks set up around with the remnants of local police helping to evacuate any stragglers whilst forcing cars to turn back and out to safer places. The soldiers had grafted new weapons to their tanks in the form of freezing rays, taking the logical step that a reptilian would be weak to such elements as Anguirus snarled at the horde around his feet.

"YOU AGAIN?!" he barked. "If you little bastards didn't want me messing up your glass trees then you shouldn't have woken me up! I was sleeping in my hiding spot, alright that's it!"

He swung out his tail to knock some of the tanks flying to crunch into buildings.

"First off, lemme clean your houses a bit of all this mess."

The kaiju smiled with a wicked gleam as he stood up on all fours, a filling in his lower belly signalling his need as he turned his body to the side and lifted his leg above the human horde. The smarter ones realised and started running, but none were fast enough to escape the new flood that came pouring out of Anguirus.

From his slit where sprouted his shaft once again, a thickening yellow liquid began to rush out like a waterfall, splashing onto the streets with a cascade of thick monster urine that flooded through the city district. Gasping with a sigh of relief, he emptied his bladder as the waterfall turned to a tsunami, pummelling hard with such force that the tanks washed away like paper boats in the stream, the foundations of old buildings around him soon buckling to their last and crumpling under the torrential piss.

Dozens upon hundreds would drown in the typhoon of urine, sloshing floods into every window and in some parts filling up the city streets so much that the first two floors were briefly underwater, before the piss would drain out to the sea. Hands and faces would bob out of the rivers of piss, clinging to streetlamps that had not yet uprooted, or fighting against the torrents in a desperate struggle.

But it would all be in vain, as they would be washed out to sea in turn, drowning and spinning through the pissing current, as those who had seen the rising golden wave on the horizon three streets over, would run back to the tallest buildings, or drive desperately out of its path amidst the bodies that were trapped in the tidal fury, swirling and kicking and suffocating bodies, like ants being washed down a drain.

Foundations were rocked harder, a few more buildings would wash away to sink into the ocean, along with many cars that bobbed and floated on the piss tsunami before dropping like stones. A cloud of thick caustic acid came above the docks from the emptying of urine into the ocean, frothing the waters and sinking ships to join the other humans down in the depths.

"Haaaaaaah...damn," Anguirus smiled looking around the empty streets, "now they're all cleaned up, and now I own all this, this is my territory, and you all have to deal with it."

He suddenly heard a shriek from beyond, at the other end of the city as he turned crushing a few more buildings underfoot.

"HEY, who's tooting at me?!"

The horn of some beast came again almost in response as Anguirus snorted shouting back.

"I don't know what you're saying but I don't like it, you own this city, huh?!"

Again the tooting call of something shrill bellowed from the commercial district, inciting the kaiju to come through with his large tail slapping against the houses and restaurants that were scattered like toys beneath his weight. His paws left thick footprints embedded in the streets, puddles of roasting piss splashing underfoot as his cock grew erect again to churn up the roads and scalp them in passing.

Enormous chunks of gravel would scatter like shrapnel, hitting other buildings and punching thick holes through roofs as his giant meat swung and bashed lazily in its hardening before he found the source of the offending noise. A train was still running, the last one trying to escape the city with its long steel serpentine body confusing the kaiju.

"Jeez you guys make some really long stones...ugh, that noise is pissing me off, but...hmmmmm...it's kinda like those other things I played with."

His tail twitched with a fiendish smile over his snout as an idea came to him. Noticing the long elevated track that the train was stuck on, he rushed past as the humans were still scrabbling on and hid behind the larger skyscrapers waiting to see when it would start to leave. Once it started to move, he rushed forwards to the further end of the track and smashed it through, crushing the road in front of the silver vessel.

He sat himself in front of the broken track, pressing the rails against his puckered anus and putting his head down to the floor to raise himself higher as he waited for the train to meet its fate. His cock throbbed harder with intrigue, wondering how many humans could fit inside the long stone snake as he felt the rumbling of the tracks signalling its arrival.

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving!" Anguirus cackled. "Cuz there's only one way you're getting off this island, and it's inside ME!"

The train could not stop, whether because it was too late or the brakes did not engage in time, but the driver could only watch and stare in helpless fear at the looming beastly hole that clenched and puffed in anticipation. The shunting thrust of the train would bury itself straight through Anguirus' ring as he shrieked with a gasping wince, sputtering hot pre from his shaft as he drenched the businesses below in his molten pre and drowning more of the houses.

"A-AAAAGH! NNNNFFFH, F-FUCK YEAH! Ohhh that's it you little bastards f-fuck yourselves right inside me!"

With his ass raised he pushed a little further back when the train started stopping, crunching through his sphincter and penetrating deep into the folds of his dark muscular depths. Panting with a lustful bliss, Anguirus sucked them in deeper with his folds, pulling the screaming vessel where hundreds of souls stared down into the black musky reach of the kaiju's bowels.

Some managed to escape by forcing the doors open, fleeing and hurrying back across the train tracks to reach the station again. Others however were too far gone, too far into the depths as darkness consumed them with a crunching twist of the steel carriages. Every clench would pull the train deeper inside Anguirus' ass, slowly but surely sucking up the long silver train like anal beads for his pleasure.

Those who tried to escape out of the train and into his anal walls would find themselves lost even further, thrown and tossed between spasming folds to end up like the rest of their fellow passengers. Dark succulent walls of meaty fervour would squash them, squish them, smear them like being chewed between gums, the rumbling sounds of the kaiju's pleasure filling their ears and deafening their thoughts.

"Mmmmmph...hhhhaaaaah, fuck that feels really good."

He pulled himself forwards once he felt the last carriage suck up into his pucker.

"Where were you guys even going anyway, it's only one island...wait, what is that?"

Walking forwards he searched for the end of the track, the soft crunch of steel in his fuller anal tunnel making him twitch through his spear with a drooling flood of pre that drowned every building he walked past. With one last clench he felt the train disappear fully under his tail, the twisting writhing body of its serpent form jumbling inside to a graveyard of steel where bones would fill.

At the end of the track he found a large hole into the subterranean depths of the city, going downwards despite being still part of the raised track as he looked at the hole, then to the ground, and then to his cock now fully erect.

"Huh, I didn't know you guys lived underground...heh. Not for long."

Anguirus gave a toothy grin as he walked over the subway entrance. His shaft knocked aside any moorings of support around the top of the underground tunnel before he slipped his cocktip inside and felt the tightening squeeze of hard stone and fortified steel hug around his meat.

"MMMMHHH! Ohhhh, f-fuck that's real tight, NNNGH! T-tighter than Rodan's ass haha! Hope none of you are down there, or this is-MMMPH, g-gonna suck for ya!"

Indeed there were citizens still in the depths, hoping that the underground was the safest place there could be. But not today. The crowds in the subway felt a hard shuddering quake, and then a mighty crash of the huge harpoon tear through the roof and bring the ceiling down on their heads. Dust would settle around Anguirus' cock now grinding through the entire subway station, pumping vigorously to knock through the pillars and twist up the track as humans scurried everywhere they could, into bathrooms, maintenance halls or even down the track itself.

The kaiju slammed his hips against the hole in the earth, shivering with bliss as his twitching cock scraped and tore it wider open to grind harder into the tracks and tear up the station floor, scattering tiles and tearing up benches with the lights sparking out, wires ripped to sputter and crack against the kaiju's meat that only stimulated him further. The hot burning volts would sizzle up his veins as they throbbed even harder, causing him to shoot faster with more gallons of pre that turned the subterranean station to a new sunken Atlantis.

By the time he would cum, the station was already flooded, his swelling pre gushing out to fill every platform and drench the tracks in several feet of thickening white. But then came the apocalypse, at least that's what survivors called it. With a roaring shriek of dominance over the human folk, the great kaiju Anguirus slammed his cock to the hilt of the subway hole and blasted the entire network full of his rich searing cum.

Across the entire city, fountains of jizz sprayed up out of the streets, gushing from every station as he pounded the entire subterranean depths to a complete and utter catastrophe. Almost none would survive as he drenched the city depths with an undercurrent of semen, splattering out from every district line to sizzle off on the streets, and melt through the walls rendering the system completely irreparable, whilst thousands of humans lost in kaiju seed...

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"And that'sh when I got too tired," said Anguirus recalling the tale, "not often I cum that hard ever, cuzh damn that hole wash even tighter than Rodan'sh!"

"Yes, you said already," said Godzilla, chuckling beside him, "did they rebuild it ever again?"

"Uhhh, yeah I think sho," the spiked kaiju giggled slurping red water from a pool, "mmmmph, thish shit'sh good!"

"Thank you," said Mothra, scowling towards him, "it was SUPPOSED to be a gift from my acolytes."

"Yeaaah but uhhh, yanno, we're part of the Earth too, jusht tribute to ush all!"

"No, no it was not. Not to an imbecile who destroys half a city in some petulant lustful rage, I don't understand you males honestly."

"Eyyy-eyyy!"

He staggered up towards the giant moth, her large compound eyes of blue unblinking with a piercing stare from her black-and-white fuzzy head.

"Don' tell me you never gotten sho mad you wanna kick up a shtone or three!"

"No, because I am SENSIBLE," she slapped him away with a foreleg, "I let you come here to cool off, not drink all of my berry juice and tell me ghastly stories of your gross malcontent!"

"It's pretty funny though," Godzilla leaned back with a smile, "the humans attacked first and they get chewed up in his ass."

"It is NOT funny Goji, they're simple things, they don't know better!"

"They do now."

The dark-scaled saurian snickered with Anguirus starting to laugh in turn, the tall lizard with spikes rippling down his back rising his laughter more as the moth shook her head in disgrace as they sat around the man-made pond of berry juice in the midst of a thick and ancient jungle, sharing hopefully better stories in their growing drunken revelry.