Alligator Alliterationist [POEM]
Imported from SF2 with no description.
An alligator alliterating as always, while
Basking unabashed in the blessèd buff:
“Caught ya quick with yer gigantic cake;
Didn’t dodge or dip at a decent daddy, eh?
Even elephants eke out excuses ‘ere able,
For fucking fights famously finish fast when
Great gator guys like me get going.”
He, a horse, huffs haughtily, hems, then haws:
“I invite intercourse, in any instance, but imperceptible
Jocular jocks just jest and jotter about jawbreakers.
King am I, with a killer kickstand, and I’ll
Leave you lollygaggin’ like a lumberjack.
Mad males may make mistakes, but moreover
Nay, no, never, will not engage the breaks.”
Ocelot, objecting, overreacts:
“Perhaps plush pricks like you pretend
Quite quizzically loquacious queries
Regarding rumps, rears, and the wrecking thereof
Sound sane and soothing, sans scary; but simps
Take literal the topics twisted by tongues.
Under undulating unwholesome unisex unpleasantness
Vice viciously…
Wait, what - why whisk away my windbreaker and watch…
Xcuse me!
Yyyyyyeeeesss!"
[Later…]
Zzzzzzz…