Alligator Alliterationist [POEM]

Story by danath on SoFurry

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Imported from SF2 with no description.


An alligator alliterating as always, while

Basking unabashed in the blessèd buff:

“Caught ya quick with yer gigantic cake;

Didn’t dodge or dip at a decent daddy, eh?

Even elephants eke out excuses ‘ere able,

For fucking fights famously finish fast when

Great gator guys like me get going.”

He, a horse, huffs haughtily, hems, then haws:

“I invite intercourse, in any instance, but imperceptible

Jocular jocks just jest and jotter about jawbreakers.

King am I, with a killer kickstand, and I’ll

Leave you lollygaggin’ like a lumberjack.

Mad males may make mistakes, but moreover

Nay, no, never, will not engage the breaks.”

Ocelot, objecting, overreacts:

“Perhaps plush pricks like you pretend

Quite quizzically loquacious queries

Regarding rumps, rears, and the wrecking thereof

Sound sane and soothing, sans scary; but simps

Take literal the topics twisted by tongues.

Under undulating unwholesome unisex unpleasantness

Vice viciously…

Wait, what - why whisk away my windbreaker and watch…

Xcuse me!

Yyyyyyeeeesss!"

[Later…]

Zzzzzzz…