FSE

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It was a bustling day in your local supermarket, and you would be entering the store as you trudged through the thin layer of trash on the ground, likely due to the mart being "overstaffed" with janitors! The loud rap music in the parking lot would fade as you would be greeted with the revolting scent of subs that smelled like they were made out of Rattata poison, and the faint beeps of scanners and annoying computerized voices from the self checkouts! Juxtaposed with all the disgusting sights around was this tiny cute Jigglypuff with a blue vest on, likely an asset protection worker charged with making sure the store doesn't lose over a million Pokedollars in theft! As you looked at him, he gave you a warm smile as he waved to you! And it didn't seem forced either... you'd wonder why he was so jovial in such a hellish place such as this...

But anyways, you had no time to dillydally! After waving back, you'd walk off as you trekked to the soda aisle! Now one thing you should know about yourself! You're a freaking kleptomaniac! That's right, for the purposes of this story, you got a degenerate side to yourself! But anyways, you look at a 24 pack carton of Mountain Dew right in your vision, and it's just too tempting! You can't help but bust open the box and take a single can right out! Surely, one can's not that bad, yeah? Being as discreet as you possibly could, you'd store that can in whatever bag or pocket you have as you walk off to your next target!

Next stop is the electronics section in the middle of the store! Lots of really fancy things there! Now you knew that you couldn't steal one of those TVs as it would be too obvious, but perhaps you could take something smaller... and sure enough, as you roamed the aisles while hearing all those annoying ads on the display TVs in the back, a pair of Duskullcandy earbuds caught your eye! They were... the perfect color! Satisfying all the dopamine receptors in your consumeristic brain!

But one issue... they were behind glass in the cabinet that they resided... but it's not like that'd be an inconvenience to you, given your awesome thieving skills! First checking to make sure no one was watching, you'd take out some picks to fidget with that lock! That binge of Lock Picking Lawyer vids you watched paid off as you mentally heard his voice in your head, and you chilled and focused as you got that lock open within the span of like thirty seconds! After quietly sliding that door open, that pair of earbuds was now "yours"!

One last stop before you went to the local Five Mons for a burger. Couldn't help but walk to the toys aisle, briefly seeing a 5'3" person with platinum blonde hair stocking some shelves, standing up on his tiptoes to reach the top shelf since he was too lazy to use his cart! But anyways, you walk past him to find the Pokemon aisle, pleasantly surprised it's filled to the brim with Eevee plushes, likely your favorite Pokemon! Definitely couldn't help but stuff way too many of them into your bag, though you soon became quieter as you remembered that associate was just on the other side, likely lamenting his life choices as he hears that violent rummaging!

But hey, you were all done! It felt good to pillage yet another store, and it seemed like you were completely unspotted! Satisfied as you started to drink that Mountain Dew you stole, you began to walk to the front of the store once more as you thought about how awesome you were!

You'd see that Jigglypuff still standing there, but instead of being waved to once more, he was staring at ya! Didn't look so jovial anymore! Assuming there was no way anyone could have caught you, you convinced yourself he was upset after eating one of those likely Poison type sandwiches, and attempted to walk past him, before hearing...

"Are you going to pay for what you stole?"

Curses! Foiled again! You stopped in your tracks briefly as you tried to think of a way to fool the puff, but you knew he wouldn't be tricked! So you decided to bolt for it!

You certainly thought you were a speedy folk, but you noticed some oddities as you had trouble reaching that self opening door! One was pink streaks of wind in your peripherals, rushing behind you! And the other was you felt... something pull on you! You could even hear the sound of rushing wind! While fighting with this newfound difficulty, you couldn't help but turn around, and your eyes widened at the sight! That puff's maw was wide open, inhaling a wide funnel of Fairy Wind right into that abyss! You panicked, certainly trying to dig your heels into that disgusting floor as you tried to trudge away, though that wind wouldn't provide you any leniency, slowly lifting that feeble grip you had on that ground! You kept resisting your fate for a solid 5 seconds, before you felt your bottom half give out!

In a moment, you felt your lower half go flying right into that tight squishy maw, while your upper half stuck right out of his maw! If your upper limbs were long enough, you'd certainly try to drag yourself out, but that puff's hold on you was simply too strong! After removing that bag of merchandise you were holding, He'd waste no time swallowing you whole, tilting his head up as he began take hasty but strong gulps, bulging out his balloon body as more and more of you effortlessly vanished between his lips! Getting over the initial shock of being eaten alive, you'd start to fruitlessly struggle around inside his mouth, desperately trying to get out of that tightening place as more of you is stuffed within, forcing you to curl up in the small space! Finally feeling your shoulders feel the warm moist embrace of those folds, your head would soon be pulled in, and you could see the darkness slowly surround your peripheral as you felt that stretchy maw encompass your face!

Once you encompassed by pure darkness, you felt the gravity shift as that puff couldn't help but sit on the door in complete bliss, enjoying containing an entire you within his puffy expanded body! As you felt him relax, breathing calmly, it became apparent why he was so jovial... it's folks like you who keep him full and happy! Regardless, you'd start writhing within him, letting out muffled yells as you clearly didn't like being food to such a mon! As you felt your limbs bulge out that puff's balloon body, you could feel some chuckles resonate around you as you felt him stand up, soon rising up high into the air as all that weight sags below him!

With a quick definitive squat, you'd feel your entire form squished significantly as his body flattens downwards! Though you'd let out a weak grunt, you'd find this pressure, although immense, wasn't painful in the slightest! In fact, you'd feel as if your sense of form was rapidly disappearing! Indeed, that puff's strong stomach was effortlessly absorbing your entire form while his belly flattened, and his body was quickly sinking back to its normal size as there'd be no trace of you at all! You'd meanwhile feel yourself being cozily packed away deep within the folds of that Jigglypuff, feeling your entire self as a part of him!

"Hehe... I love my job..." can be heard from him as he arose while he happily sighed, grateful for all that newfound energy coursing within him! Odd for you, you found that you were now viewing the world through his eyes, a spectator as you now had no agency to do anything but watch that puff enjoy his life while you stewed within him! You'd also protest, begging to be let out, but he told you he'd let you out after his shift, likely spitting you out within a jail cell! But for now, as he brought your bag over to customer service, you were forced to watch him go through your bag, sorting the stolen merch from your stuff as he soon went back to his station, with a blissful smile on his face as he waited for another fool to eat, obviously enjoying that feeling of warmth and fullness due to absorbing your entire self!