Chikn Nuggit: Iscream and Fwench Fwy Get a Kick Out of Eachother
This story is based upon non-serious headcanon, not intended as an accurate depiction of They/Them Lore.
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"Hawt Saus does have a point," Iscream admitted, "If we're both They and Thems, how are we supposed to know what we each have down there? That is afterall what keeps our relationship interesting."
"Good point," pondered Fwench Fwy, "I guess we can test it, just for ourselves."
Iscream's eyes lit up, "I thought you'd never ask. What'dyou say, a good kick where it counts?"
Fwench Fwy took a stance, legs parted slightly, "Go for it," they said. Then, just feeling the least bit awkward, shifted their body ever so slightly with a blush.
Iscream took a step back, then drove their foot forward, right into the opening in Fwench Fwy's legs. Fwench Fwy stumbled back with a yelp, before collapsing to their knees, clutching themselves where they'd been hit.
"OW! OW! OWWW!" Fwench Fwy cried in pain, "I didn't expect for it to hurt like this! UGHHH!" Despite themselves, they found themselves laughing helplessly through the pain.
"Oh, look at you," Iscream teased, "It appears as if I found myself a boy."
"Not so fast," Fwench Fwy said, regaining their feet as the pain began to fade, amusement at their embarrassed predicament still cracked their face.
Before Iscream could respond, Fwench Fwy took a step forward, and drove their foot right into where Iscream had driven their foot into them.
Iscream's eyes went wide, in an instant he dropped, wailing in mortal agony, not the slightest trace of laughter.
Fwench Fwy laughed, "Who's a boy now?" she teased.
Iscream rolled on the floor moaning, clutching at himself painfully. "HOW DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH!" He cried.
"No idea," Fwench Fwy said playfully. "If it's any consolation, I guess that makes me a girl," she struck a pose that'd make any boy blush, especially Iscream, even through his pain.
As the pain eventually began to fade, Iscream began to pull himself to his feet, Fwench Fwy offered down a hand.
"What say we say nothing about this to no one," Iscream said, dusting thimself down from their time on the ground.
"They/Thems then?" Fwench Fwy asked.
"They/Thems then." Iscream confirmed.
And grabbing eachother's hand, They both stood up and made their way back into daily lives, two They/Thems with a secret to be shared just between the two of Them.