If You Give A Mouse Some Nookie
This bit of ridiculousness inspired by Rechanmole https://twitter.com/molewords/status/732216577769119744
If you give a mouse some nookie
He's going to ask for a bit of lube
If you ran out of lube
He'll probably ask you for some head
After he goes off, he'll lube you with his cum
Then he'll want a towel if his paws are too sticky
After he uses the towel, he might notice you're going soft
So he'll probably jack you off with his cum a bit
When he's finished getting you hard, he'll want to sit on your dick
He'll start riding you
He might get carried away and make you blow too fast
He may even end up cumming again on your belly
When he's done, you'll both probably want to nap
He'll want to cuddle up in your bed and share your blanket and pillow
You'll crawl in and spoon him and he'll tug on your dick a few times
He'll probably ask you to hump him again
So you'll start thrusting again until he gets hard
Once he gets hard he'll get so excited he'll probably blow again
Then he'll ask for some paper towels
He'll start to doze off
Once he's dozed off, he'll squeeze your dick in his sleep
And he'll keep you hard all night
Which means you won't get much sleep
You'll keep fucking him through the night until you're exhausted
Eventually he'll wake up because he's sore
So he'll ask for a bit of lube
And chances are if he asks for a bit of lube
He's going to want some nookie to go with it