Year of the Horse
Judy and Nick celebrate the chinese new year with Gary but lots of azn people want to eat him!
Judy, Nick and Gary were the Savanna Square. There there was celebrations of the Chinese New Year, Brian Winddancer was announcing that the year of the horse had just began. But suddenly there were dmmensional portals cumming all over the place. The first brought Mulan, wielding a sword full of Uyghur baby blood. "I is chinese pelson eating snake and holse i my curtule sullendel light now!" "No we gonna eat them filst!" said three evil voices. They were......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................RUMI, MIRA AND ZOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I was boln in Amelican so I need to connect to my Kolean curtule!" moaned Zoey like an elephant giving birth to a cow. "I was boln in Amelica too but I most deselving of this plice!" said an evil and crone voice...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................JENTRY CHAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Jently, we both chinese so you'le in my team so we can shale the meat!" said Mulan. Mulan and Jentry then began making out, their nails entering each other's assholes and tearing open spurts of blood and shit. While they were distracted Huntrix jumped at their prey, but Judy grabbed a chair and broke their buck teeth! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STUPID LABBIT YOU WIRR PAY FOL THAT!" Mira said constipatedly, and she used her sword to cut off Judy's arm! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" said Winddancer, who karate chopped Rumi. Unfortunately for him, Zoey«s jaw unhinged like a snake's and swallowed him whole, making her have a huge belly that grinded him with stones she swallowed like a bird. "No the holse has been eaten!" Mulan moaned, "Jently you distlacted me!" So she stabbed Jentry with her sword and sent her to Naraka for all eternity. She jumped right next to Judy and Nick. "Rittre snake you wirr not ESCAPE!" and Mulan opened her mouth and began sucking in air like Kirby. "Noooooooooooooooo!" Nick said and jumped towards Mulan's mouth. He clogged her trachea so her throat exploded and shards of bones penetrated Gazelle's womb, making her bowels full of blood and shit expell their contents on the street. Mulan's head was decapitated by the explosion and was sent flying back to the portal. Nick was just barely alive when Judy caught him in her arms. "Nick you were such a hero" cried Judy. "J-judy, they«re going to eat Gary!" and Judy turned. Now that the chinese were being raped in hell, the koreans approached Gary. "I sharr eat him!" Rumi said, sniffing him and making her famous whore face. "No I wirr!" Zoey said. "You arready ate the holse so it's my tuln!" Mira said angrily. Rumi used her demon powers to bloodbend Zoey and Mira, making them exploded in blood and pigeon shit. Now it was just her and her prey. "Rittre leptire, you wirr be so good in kimchi!" As Nick died, Judy had a last heroic wind and stopped Rumi. She summoned the power of the sun goddess to burn Rumi's evil body and send her to hell to join the other azn whores. "Gary, you're safe." But then she stared in whorror: Gary had been decapitated by the buck teeth of one of them! So even in hell they had the last laugh. Amen.