Reddit Confession - Tinkerbell

Story by Inja on SoFurry

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A recently divorced father hires a Tinkerbell impersonator for his daughters fifth birthday party, but after all the guests are gone and they're alone, he offers her more money for a few extra services.


This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this story are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All characters are of legal and consenting age, likewise if you are reading this story, you should be of legal age in your respective country. All characters are my own creation, any resemblance to existing characters is purely coincidental and not intentional, please do not use them without permission. If you would like to use them in a story, please feel free to send me a PM. ********************************************************************************** These stories are based off of confessions people leave in the R/SluttyConfessions subreddit I find interesting enough to want to turn into a story. Author’s note: This one is very loosely based on a Reddit Confession I can no longer find the link to, but in the original post, the dad only banged the hired Disney Princess just the once. As usually happens with stories of mine when I enjoy the characters in them, it takes on a life of its own, so this one went way beyond what I originally intended. ********************************************************************************** The divorce had been rough, but thanks to their prenup, Lyle hadn’t been as screwed over as he had originally thought he would be. All things considered, he actually made out pretty good, he got to keep the majority of his assets and even managed to get unsupervised weekend visits with his daughter, Casey. Unfortunately, his now ex-wife, Brooklyn, was starting to turn up the bitch factor and she was determined to turn the bid for their daughter’s affection into a competition at every opportunity. This year however, Casey’s birthday fell on his weekend with her, so Lyle had free reign to throw her a massive party, if he wished. Instead, he did the responsible adult thing and actually asked his daughter what she wanted for her fifth birthday. To his surprise, all Casey wanted was a few friends, face painting and a big pink ice-cream cake…oh, and for Tinkerbell to make an appearance at her party too. The last bit was because Lyle had started reading Peter Pan to her at night and she absolutely adored the little fairy. When he searched online for a Tinkerbell to come to his daughter’s birthday party, he was assaulted by pages after pages of other Disney princesses. Every page was at last half filled with Snow White’s and Elsa, but Tinkerbell seemed to be a bit of a rarity outside of Disney World parks. Around page seven of the listings and just as Lyle was about to give up his search, he spotted her. Her real name was Abby Parsons, a young twenty-two-year-old white bunny who, according to her short biography, was studying to become a nurse…yadda yadda yadda, what really mattered was that her photos where she was fully dressed up looked almost identical to the Tinkerbell character on the cover of their book. She had the small green outfit which was made to look like it was constructed from leaves, the gossamer fairy wings, as well as the short blond hair with the bun. Lyle clicked the contact button and filled in his information as well as what was required, though he wasn’t expecting an answer at such a late hour. Surprisingly, his phone dinged a few minutes later with a response from Abby. He was in luck, she was between exams and studying, plus no one had booked her in a while so she was actually thinking about giving up the whole Tinkerbell thing. Thankfully she agreed to let Casey’s birthday party be her last time wearing the costume. After a bit of back and forth to hammer out the details, Tinkerbell would officially be attending Casey’s fifth birthday. The party went off without a hitch, mostly thanks to Tinkerbell and her commanding presence. Lyle had no doubt the pretty young white rabbit with the short blond hair would be able to command the small group of kids like soldiers and take over a small country if she really tried. The kids absolutely adored Tinkerbell, the young lady played the part to perfection and at times she even had Lyle almost smiling. Then again, that was when he wasn’t sneaking looks at her, that outfit was criminally short and every time she bent over to talk to one of the kids, he got an eyeful of pert white rabbit ass. He was curious how she got the top to stay in place though, he didn’t see any straps of any sort, but no matter how much she bounced and shimmied, her tits remained secure beneath the green material of her costume. Lyle was almost thankful when the party wound down and he was left alone with Tinkerbell, the damned rabbit had had him walking around with a chub most of the day, thankfully none of the other parents noticed. Then again, the dads had quite obviously been checking Tinkerbell out, some of the moms too he noticed. Everything about the party was to Casey’s specifications, right down to the large pink ice-cream cake covered in multi-coloured little marshmallows and sprinkles. The only thing not to her specifications was the time, Lyle had set everything up for a Sunday afternoon, meaning that he would get to load his daughter up with sugar, just before her mother would come pick her up. Add to that all the excitement of the face painting and other party games, by the time Brooklyn eventually picked her up, Casey was damned near bouncing off the walls. The annoyed glare Lyle got from the open driver’s side window as Brooklyn pulled away was so worth it though. “Thanks for your help today, couldn’t have pulled it off without you” Lyle smiled down at the shorter rabbit as he counted out the money to pay her. “Oh, it was a pleasure. I love the kids, so it was great to go out on a high” Abby replied as she patiently waited for her money. “If you don’t mind me asking, why’re you giving it up? You’re a natural at it and you really seem to enjoy it too” he paused his counting briefly to ask with genuine curiosity. “It doesn’t pay the bills, Tinkerbell isn’t as popular these days, so bookings are few and far between” the rabbit replied with a shrug of her shoulders. “I’m looking for something else that pays more so it can help pay for my studies.” “Oh, if that’s the case…do you offer any other services I might be interested in” Lyle asked with a subtle grin as he looked the young woman over. He was a firm believer in the “if you don’t ask, you don’t get” philosophy, so of course if he didn’t take this chance and ask, he would never know for sure. “Like what…” Abby asked sceptically as she looked up at the large black and tan Rottweiler, perhaps even feigning innocence, though she thought she could guess where this was going. “Well, a pretty young girl like you could earn a few extra bucks by entertaining the dads as well as the kids” he tried to say with some tact. “Uh huh…” she replied with a frown as she kept up the innocent charade. Yeah, she had called it, this old guy wanted to fuck her. Granted, he was rather handsome in that older guy sort of way. He did also have a pretty decent dadbod, strong arms and shoulders with just a bit of a belly, perfect for cuddling or being pinned beneath. Truth be told, she had already pictured herself under him the moment they had said hello at the start of the party, but hell, if he wanted to pay her for that…then heck yeah! “You’re going to make me come right out and say it, huh?” Lyle smirked and shook his head at her, he clearly saw through her innocent act. “Fine, how much for you to suck my dick…and maybe ride it too?” he asked brazenly. He knew she was barely half his age, but she was fucking hot and he was single, so why not take advantage of the situation while it was there. “Toss in another three hundred and I’ll let you bareback me” Tinkerbell grinned up at the surprised older dog. “Deal” Lyle replied with a broad grin of his own, to which he also counted out another three bills on top of her normal fee and handed her the cash. “So, where do you want to do this…and should I stay in character too?” Abby asked curiously as she eyed Lyle suspiciously, while tucking her money into her little silver purse at her hip, right beside her mobile phone and a small cannister of what Lyle suspected was mace. “Fuck no, that would be weird. I want to fuck you, not Tinkerbell…can’t be flashing all that ass and tits around all day and not expect a guy to want to break off a piece” he replied with a low growl as one of his hands reached beneath her short green outfit to palm at her backside greedily. “Good to know, but you’d be surprised how many guys get off on that” she laughed with a wink. “So, you’ve done this before?” Lyle asked with a raised brow at hearing that. “Not since I got a boyfriend” Abby replied honestly and without thinking. “A boyfriend, huh?” Lyle didn’t know why, but that just made this whole situation better. Perhaps it was because of why he and Brooklyn had split, but he would be lying if he said the thought of fucking another man’s woman didn’t appeal to him right now. Just to be the one doing it this time at least. “Yeah…is that going to be a problem?” Abby asked with uncertainty, once she realised what she had said. “Not for me it isn’t, as long as you’re okay with it” he affirmed with a nod. “Now, why don’t we start right here in the living room…down on your knees and take out my wand” he couldn’t resist, he was a dad after all, so such things came naturally to him. “Dude…” Abby sighed and rolled her eyes at Lyle. Thankfully his poorly timed joke didn’t put her off and soon Tinkerbell was down on her knees before him and had his pants down around his thighs. “Damn…” he heard her gasp softly, clearly, she wasn’t expecting to find the sheath she now had in her hands. Abby swallowed hard as she tried to grip around his sheath with one hand, but her fingers couldn’t wrap all the way around him. The poor rabbit looked stunned by Lyle’s crotch, even her slow and almost curious stroking seemed like she was mesmerized by the big canine’s cock, and he wasn’t even hard yet. Lyle stood with his hands at his hips as he stared down at the pretty white rabbit as she stroked and caressed him, her lips leaning in to kiss at the red tapered tip of his member when it finally poked free. She didn’t pull back though; Abby simply let his length grow and swell up into her eagerly waiting maw. Abby quickly found that she would not be able to deepthroat him however, her jaw just would not open wide enough for her to get even halfway down his cock. Lyle was used to that though, not many partners had been able to deepthroat him, it was always a treat when he found someone that could manage it. Even still, her mouth felt fantastic on the part of him that she did manage to swallow, her agile tongue flicked and teased at his flesh while her soft hands stroked and caressed the remainder of his shaft. She even gave his knot a curious squeeze with both hands which had him groaning and lightly bucking against her muzzle. “Do you swallow?” Lyle thought to ask when he felt his balls begin to ascend and tuck up against his groin in preparation for his first climax. By now he had taken Abbey’s ears into his hands and was almost using them like handles to work her muzzle back and forth along his dick, which she didn’t seem to mind at all. “Mmhmm” she replied with a nod of her head and without stopping her sucking of his fat prick. That suited him just fine, he wouldn’t have to warn her or pull out at least. Frankly, the way she was sucking him at the moment, he doubted he could even withdraw even if he wanted to. The rabbit had a look of determination in her eyes as she bobbed, sucked and swallowed around his thick cock, until finally, Lyle couldn’t hold back anymore. “Oh fuck” he growled out and grit his teeth, trying his hardest not to grip the young rabbit’s ears too aggressively as he bucked and ground his dick into her maw. He felt how hard his length throbbed and pulsed with every hot spurt of his seed against the back of her throat, but to her credit, Abby took it all in her stride and without a word of complaint. She simply grinned up at him and made a show of licking her lips when he finally released her ears and allowed her to pull off his still hard length. “Still hard, huh?” she noted with a curious poke of a finger to his length. She could feel the warmth of his load swirling around her belly, so she knew just how much he had cum already, which was why she was so surprised by this turn of events. “Yeah, normally takes two or three for me before I go soft” Lyle admitted with a shrug of his shoulders, as if it were a normal everyday thing. “Impressive, I don’t know many guys that can manage that…none in fact” she commented as she awkwardly got up from her knees and stood before him. “Not even your boyfriend?” Lyle asked with a smug little smirk. “Nope, he’s not as big either, just in case you’re wondering” Abby replied with a sly grin up at him. She knew how guys thought, so obviously Lyle was probably wondering and measuring himself up against her unknown boyfriend. It was true though, her boyfriend was nowhere near as big as Lyle was, nor could he manage multiple rounds in such quick succession either, despite him being a young jackrabbit. “I suppose now you want me to ride it?” Abby asked with a barely restrained smile. “Damned straight” Lyle replied with a broad grin as he guided the rabbit down into his lap, after he dropped back onto one of the more cleaner seats left behind after the party. There was already some cleanup required later, so it didn’t matter if they made a mess on the couches now at least. Abby dropped down into his lap, precisely how he planned for her to, the rabbits thighs spread either side of his hips and her still covered cunt resting against the underside of his turgid cock. He didn’t even need to tell or encourage her to grind against him either, the eager bitch was already doing so of her own accord. “This is going to be a tight fit” Abby commented as she reached down and ripped a hole in her leggings to expose her bare little pink slit. There was no sign of underwear, which would explain the lack of panty lines beneath her costume he’d noticed earlier. She wasted little time in guiding him inside herself, though it was slow going at first. Fuck she was tight, though he suspected it wasn’t simply because she was almost half his size, but being a different species on top of that, she wasn’t exactly built to take big dog dicks like his. At first, Lyle leaned back with his arms behind his head as he watched the rabbit mount him, letting her work herself all the way down onto his fat cock until finally her pouting little pussylips were kissing the top of his knot rather obscenely. Goddamn how he loved the look on their faces when hot bitches took almost too much dick, like it hurt so good to be so filled and stretched that their bodies didn’t know how to process it all. Right now, Abby had a strange far-off stare, her lips parted in a silent groan as she stirred her hips against his lap and that thick cunt wrecker of a cock buried deep inside her. He could see how her thigh and hip muscles were working overtime as her body tried to figure out if it should get off the ride, or just throw caution to the wind and slam down harder on his prick. “How’s that dick feel?” Lyle eventually asked with a smug grin, his hands finally coming down to rest at her hips as he firmly but gently lifted Abby up a couple of inches, only to force her back down onto him a moment later. “Fuck!” she squeaked out before she could even answer, oh yeah, he was going to fuck her good. Lyle could feel her insides quivering and shaking around his cock, part of her was trying to fight it, but the bigger part of her was demanding more, and that was the part he listened to. With his nails digging into her backside and thighs, the big black and tan mutt started to bounce the smaller bunny in his lap. At points it felt like it was too much and she was trying to crawl away, but he did not let her go, instead Lyle just kept right on fucking her, until she leaned back and gave a sharp little cry. He could tell by how her abdominal muscles flexed and worked, along with the telling exhale of breath, but mostly how her cunt gripped around his cock like it was holding on for dear life, that Tinkerbell just came hard. Still, he didn’t stop, Lyle just kept fucking her right through her climax and forced her right into another. There was something to be said for fucking a cumming cunt, especially one almost a size too small for his cock, he could feel every twitch and clench of the rabbit around him as he continued to bounce her on his prick. Despite how animated their fucking got however, Lyle was impressed that her tits had not popped out of her costume yet. That needed to change, with a firm nip and tug with his teeth, the big mutt yanked the top down to expose her breasts. “Ow, fuck!” Abby yelped as her top was yanked on to reveal her tits. “That’s double-sided tape, dickhead!” she hissed and reached up to rub the spots where the tape had been adhered to and now were almost bald thanks to his roughness. Her skin was an angry pink in the now little bald spots where he had accidentally ripped her fur out. “Oh shit, sorry” the Rottweiler meekly apologized with a sincere smile. He supposed that made sense, he should have known better than just to yank at her costume like that. But man was it worth it, now he had those fantastic tits bared and bouncing before him as the rabbit rode his prick. Lyle couldn’t resist the sight and leaned in to catch a bouncing little pink nipple between his lips and teeth to suckle on. At least this seemed to appease Abby somewhat as she gripped behind his ears and pulled his muzzle firmer against her breast soon after. After the accidental fur ripping, their fucking slowed down a touch and now was almost sensual. He’d forced a couple good climaxes from Tinkerbell already, so the urgent need to cum was mostly passed and now they were just enjoying the pleasure of it all. After almost a good long and lazy fifteen-minute fucking, Lyle closed his eyes and bared his teeth. He was close again; his balls were already churning as his cock hilted that wonderfully snug and warm rabbit hole. “Still okay with barebacking?” Lyle managed to growl out, he barely registered Abby mumbling a yes before he let loose. With his nails digging into the plush white pillows of her buttocks, he firmly pulled the rabbit down onto his cock, with his knot threatening to force its way inside her. Abby was just too snug for that though, it was already way too engorged to fit, but thankfully Lyle didn’t need to tie in order to unload. “Fuck, so hot…” she mumbled against his shoulder as she leaned against him while her hips stirred and gyrated down against his lap. She felt how his length swelled that little bit more again, just before it began to pulse hard within her, followed by hot splashes of his cum against her insides. Abby remained sitting in his lap, impaled on his length until well after his climax had ebbed. “Still hard?” she leaned back to look at him with a raised brow and asked. She thought he was just bragging, but apparently, he wasn’t, Lyle was still up and ready to go. “I told you, two or three usually…guess it’s three today” He grinned as he gently guided the rabbit off his lap and got her into position on the sofa beside him. Abby was now kneeling on the messy seat beside Lyle, with her arms resting against the backrest and her behind perfectly presented. Lyle took the opportunity and gave her white cheeks a firm swat, which made Abby yelp in response. “Hey, I never agreed to spanking!” she yelped as his large hand landed with a loud clap against her left buttock this time. “Yeah, but the way you’re wiggling that little tail of yours, sure as shit seems like you’re enjoying it, sweetheart” he pointed out with a knowing grin down at the rabbit, who merely blushed and lowered her tall ears in response. Lyle took that as a sign to continue, landing firm swats to her pert cheeks until they were glowing a soft pink beneath her white fur. He could almost feel the warmth coming from her rosy behind, which just had Abby panting softly against the back of his sofa. “Ready to be fucked into next week?” the black and tan dad bodded dog asked, as he lewdly grasped his thickness and tapped it against the young rabbits exposed and presented posterior. “Do your worst, old man” came her confident response, one she would soon regret as Lyle fully sheathed himself inside her in one stroke. The sound this forced from between her lips was anything but ladylike and was so lewd it probably would’ve given a week-old corpse wood. His strong hands once again gripped around her waist to hold her in place as he quickly set about fucking the smaller woman, forcing every inch of his thick red rocket deep between her stretched petals over and over, punctuated with the claps of his hips against her rosy behind. The rabbit’s confidence quickly waned as the big dog turned her into a moaning and panting mess in a matter of moments, once more wringing another climax from Tinkerbell before she knew what had hit her. He wasn’t a complete monster though, he did at least slow down a little after the second or third climax from her in this position, mostly because he had something else in mind. "How much extra to let me into Neverland?" Lyle growled softly while he slowly traced the pad of his thumb around the tiny pink winking hole just above where his cock was currently stretching Tinkerbell out. "Mmfuck, with that big dick of yours...at least another hundred" Tinkerbell groaned, then squealed when the Rottweilers thick thumb suddenly pushed in past her delicate little pink pucker. "Deal" Lyle grinned as he worked his digit in and out of the rabbit’s backside a few times. He knew with how big he was and how small that tantalizing little opening was, he would definitely need lube. Thankfully, there was a small tub of petroleum-based gel on the coffee table from the kids face painting earlier. The Rottweiler withdrew his length from the rabbit with a lewd, wet noise and a sound of dissatisfaction from Tinkerbell as he stopped fucking her, but he had other plans in mind. Lyle retrieved the container and scooped up a decent glob of the opaque substance before he knelt beside the rabbit. “Lift your tail for me, Tinkerbell” he ordered gruffly. Something about his commanding tone sent a shiver through her she couldn’t quite explain, but it certainly was exciting. Abby wasn’t partial to butt stuff, mostly because her boyfriend was usually too overeager for it and accidentally hurt her in the process whenever she let him try it. But Lyle seemed relaxed and in no rush to stuff her butt, he took his time as he worked the gel around and into her tail hole. Though it did help that he was rather skilfully diddling her clit long before he sunk a thick finger under her tail this time. He waited until she stopped tensing every time he pushed his finger into her before he gently teased a second digit in alongside the first. Even just his two fingers under her tail felt bigger than her boyfriend, but she wasn’t about to tell him that. Though he could probably have guessed as much, at least judging by the sounds she was making and the little flicks of her short tail. When he slipped a third digit into her, Abby couldn’t stop herself from groaning, she had never felt this stretched before and to her amazement, it didn’t feel all that bad. Clearly her body was enjoying it even more than her mind, she realized, when she heard the lewd little huffs and groans she was making in response to Lyle’s preparation. “Ready for me?” Lyle asked softly after a few moments of lewd fingering beneath the rabbits willingly raised and twitching tail. By now she was blatantly groaning and pressing back against his digits while grinding her pert little bubble butt into his hand. “Mmph, as ready as I’ll ever be…just go slow” she reiterated with a stern look back at him over her shoulder. He knew she was trying to be threatening, but considering she was still in full Tinkerbell cosplay, Lyle couldn’t help but think she just looked cute. “Of course,” he replied with a nod as he stood up behind her and began applying even more lube to his length. Once he was prepped and ready, Lyle lined his tapered tip up with her glistening little opening and began to gently and slowly push. He watched as Abby’s face went through a range of emotions, but thankfully, nothing that told him to stop. It was amusing to see the thread of confusion as Abby’s body tried to decide if it did or didn’t like the sensation of taking that thick dog dick where the sun didn’t shine. Hell, he was impressed by just how much her body could stretch, even her cute little pink button had turned almost as white as her fur it was stretched so taut around the middle of his cock. “Holyfuuuck…” Abby was groaning a few moments later, when she felt Lyle’s hips press softly against her buttocks. Somehow, he had managed to get his entire cock under her tail, and she wasn’t screaming in pain. Quite the opposite in fact, she swore that fucking dog dick was so thick that it was rubbing against her goddamn G spot through the wall separating his cock from it. She sure as shit didn’t have a prostate, so there was no other explanation for it to feel this good taking a fucking tree trunk up her ass. “All you need is Faith, Trust and…a lot of lube” the rabbit said in her best Tinkerbell voice. “What?” Lyle asked in confusion as he looked down at Abby, worried he might actually have broken her brain. “That’s how you make magic” she turned to smile at him with a look of hunger and need in her eyes. “Fuck me, please” the rabbit practically begged as she gripped tighter at the sofa before her. At least that squashed any lingering doubts about if she was enjoying this or not, Lyle thought. Even though she had explicitly asked him to fuck her, he still didn’t just immediately begin hammering away at her. Instead, he slowly built up to a pace that seemed to keep her moaning the loudest. It was effective too, after only a couple of minutes, he first felt then heard what sounded like a little fountain spattering across his tiled floors behind him. He had definitely felt something splash across his swaying balls too, he could feel them dripping still. “Did you just…” he began to ask but was met by one of her raised middle fingers instead. Apparently, she wasn’t ready to admit that yet, but that was fine by Lyle. With a smug grin stretched across his lips, he just kept on fucking Tinkerbell’s behind, watching as her transparent wings still strapped to her back bounced and swayed with his efforts. Abby was forced to endure another deep and intense climax of her own before the Rottweiler finally hit his final peak. She felt the big dog grinding his knot against her already strained pucker, but her body had nothing left to give and he was denied that specific entry into her Neverland. Thankfully that didn’t stop him from spilling another hot, messy load deep in her guts. She felt her cheeks burn crimson at that feeling, having the big dog bareback her butt made her feel extra dirty, especially as she had given up her butt, despite her promise to her boyfriend that it was only ever for him. “Damn, that was worth every cent” Lyle panted as he slowly ground his hips against Abby’s behind and stirred his finally softening length about beneath her tail. It had been a while since he had enjoyed such a great fuck, he almost wished it would continue. But he’d already pushed his luck this far he supposed, he doubted the rabbit would stick around for another round or two, especially seeing as his wallet was now almost empty. But goddamn, she was worth every cent and then some for sure. “Hey, so this might be a bit of a strange question…but…would you mind if I spent the night?” the white rabbit turned to ask somewhat awkwardly. When she spotted the confused look on Lyle’s face, she quickly began to explain. “Well, the thing is, I did just get my ass fucked by a goddamn tree trunk, so sitting on the drive home is going to be rather awkward…and, well…I’d really like to fuck you again, later, if you’re up for it?” she asked hopefully. “How much?” Lyle almost scoffed, rather impressed by her brazenness. Though in truth, he couldn’t have been happier, and it took everything in him not to agree immediately. “Nothing, I just…want more, more of that…” she admitted with a growing blush that just made the Rottweiler grin despite himself. “Sure, I don’t see why not” he eventually replied with a shrug of his shoulders. “But first, let’s get you cleaned up before we have dinner” Lyle commented as he gently and carefully extracted himself from the rabbit’s rear end. He quickly grabbed a few princess themed napkins from the coffee table and wiped himself off before handing Abby a stack so she could sort herself out too. “Do you have a change of clothes, or would you like to borrow a shirt or something?” he next offered, he doubted she would want to stay dressed up like Tinkerbell all night. “A shirt would be grand, thanks” Abby replied with a little wince as she turned about and sat down on the sofa after cleaning herself up a bit. “Fuck, that was a wild ride” she laughed and winked up at the now blushing but still grinning Lyle. “Yeah, I’m honestly impressed you took that so well” he praised with a nod of approval. “That and you even…” he was about to comment on her rather explosive climax during it too, but the look the rabbit shot him quickly shut him up. “Noted, we’re still not mentioning that” he grinned as he not so subtly used his foot on a napkin to wipe up some of the nearest droplets on the floor to him. “Why don’t you go take a shower while I make us something to eat?” he said as a sort of peace offering. “A hot shower sounds great right about now, I’m stiff and sore all over” Abby noted as she stood up and stretched. Lyle guided the rabbit back through his house and to his shower, being that he hated the new-fangled taps most places had, his old-style twist nob setup didn’t require much explanation, so he left her to it. Once the water was running, he set about grabbing her a towel and a shirt to use. He briefly considered loaning her a pair of his boxers, but as none of them had a drawstring, the waists would simply be too big and rendered them useless. “Commando it is” he nodded as he unfolded the large white shirt he had pulled from his cupboard. When he unfolded it to see which one it was, he cringed at the small handprints done in paint with the words “Best dad evar!” in his daughter’s handwriting, complete with backwards e’s. “Fuck, I hope not…” Lyle said as he remembered he had just bare backed the rabbit without asking if she was even on any form of birth-control. He’d already cum in her once unprotected he supposed, so a few more times tonight wouldn’t make much of a difference, so that was something they could deal with if it ever became an issue. But one thing was for sure, she wasn’t going to be wearing THAT shirt tonight, it was enough to kill any mans boner. Instead, he opted for one of the shirts Brooklyn had foisted upon him with a generic “Live, Laugh, Love” type saying on it. “More like…Lie, Cheat, Bitch” he scoffed. It was perfect, especially considering he planned on fucking another woman in it. With the clothing situation worked out for the evening, Lyle headed to his kitchen and began working on their dinner. He wasn’t sure what Abby liked, so he played it safe and pulled out a vegan friendly dish he just had to cook in the oven a bit and then plate up. It wasn’t like he was looking for a relationship or anything, so he didn’t feel the need to show off or prove he could even really cook. By the time he was scooping the vegetable lasagna onto two plates, Abby wandered into the kitchen with her twitching nose in the air, clearly having followed the scent. She looked vastly different out of her Tinkerbell uniform, not in a bad way though. Lyle actually preferred her like this, her long blond hair undone from the bob and now hanging damp around her shoulders as she used the towel to dry it. His big shirt left her left shoulder exposed, the neck hole being far too big for the smaller girl. But even with how loose it was on her frame, he could still see those curves and holy fuck was it a sight to behold. “What?” she asked with a smirk when she saw him staring. “Nothing, you just look…really good” he admitted honestly. “Okay Romeo, I was going to fuck you already, you don’t need to play it up so much” the rabbit laughed and stuck her tongue out at him. “Keep that up and I’ll take you over my knee and spank you again” Lyle threatened with a grin of his own. “Oh no, woe is me…how could you be so cruel and heartless?” Abby said in an over-exaggerated princess voice. “Shut the fuck up and eat your dinner, smart ass” the big dog chuckled and shook his head at her. The conversation following their brief exchange was surprisingly easy and light-hearted, tinged with a lot of flirting and innuendo too. Nothing felt forced or out of bounds, so Abby gave Lyle the rundown of her studies and relationship with her current boyfriend, which admittedly was a bit rocky at present, hence her lack of reluctance to do what they did earlier. If anything, she admitted Lyle had actually just given her the push to finally break things off with the jackrabbit now. Meanwhile, on Lyle’s end, he told Abby all about his now ex-wife and how things were between them. Once again, he thanked her for the day, because of her, he had definitely scored big brownie points with his daughter. That alone would have made his day, everything after the party though, that was just a sweet, sweet bonus. “Fuck, forgot about that…” Lyle groaned when he and Abby returned to the living room after they had finished their dinner. The room was still a mess, but neither of them were in the mood to deal with it right now. “Cleaner comes tomorrow; I’ll have to give her a tip as an apology” the big black and tan mutt sighed as he surveyed the carnage left behind from his daughter’s party. “Just not this tip, that’s mine for now” Abby teased as she reached out to grope Lyle’s sheath through his boxers. “That’s it, I’m keeping you” he laughed as he quickly scooped the rabbit up off her feet and tossed her over his shoulder in a fireman’s carry. “You can’t, Peter Pan needs Tinkerbell!” she laughed and struggled playfully. “Peter Pan can suck my dick…come to think of it, so will Tinkerbell” he said with a firm swat to her bared backside. “But first…” Lyle growled once he got to the foot of his bed and tossed Abby down onto her back like she weighed nothing. Before she could say anything, he knelt down beside his bed and hoisted her thighs up and out, exposing her pretty pink pussy. She didn’t even get a chance to say or do anything before his broad tongue began to slurp and slobber from between her buttocks and all the way up to her clit. Clearly, she was one of those girls that got embarrassed by having a guy’s face buried between her thighs but didn’t mind riding a dick or two, but that was fine by him. Lyle wasn’t asking for permission anyway, he wanted to taste her, so he did. This time he did want to show off, even Brooklyn would have to admit he was good at eating cunt, and now he was going to prove it to the rabbit too. As strong as her hips and thighs were, Lyle was stronger, so he easily kept her legs spread while he ate her peach like it was ambrosia from the God’s themselves. He knew he was on the right track when she stared wide eyed up at his ceiling while clutching fistfuls of his duvet as he crammed his thick tongue deep within her. A few times she tried to say something to him, but it just came out as nonsensical gurgles, which wasn’t surprising considering he was making her toes curl literally. Lyle didn’t stop until he had Abby squealing and bucking against his muzzle, coating his tongue with her delectable honey, which he eagerly lapped up like it was the only thing on earth capable of quenching his insatiable thirst. “Holy fuck…what was that?” she eventually managed to groan out, once Lyle abated with his pleasurable torture and finally removed his tongue from her tasty bunny box. “Always wondered what a fairy tasted like” he teased with a grin and a lecherous lick of his lips down at her. “I know I should have some smart assed remark for that, but Jeezus…my pussy is tingling too much to let me think right now” she laughed and rolled onto her side facing him, a hand cupped between her thighs and covering her overstimulated mound. “Well, my job here is done then” he grinned and clapped his hands together as if clearing imaginary dust form them. “No, the fuck it isn’t, you’ve still gotta fuck me…a half dozen or so more times” Abby said with surprising conviction that made Lyle’s eyebrows raise. “You know I’m like double your age, right?” he scoffed at her demand. “So?” Abby replied with a sly grin. “Are you trying to make me have a heart-attack?” Lyle teased right on back. “Oh please, mister ‘it takes two or three for me to go soft’…I know you got it in you” she pointed out matter-of-factly. “Fuck me, foisted upon my own petard” Lyle groaned and looked skyward with a smile. “No, no, no petard foisting for you…save all the petard for bunny holes” Abby teased as she slowly rolled over and got onto all fours beside him, before she lifted the back of the oversized shirt and wiggled her behind at the Rottweiler. “Now get to fucking, old man” she ordered with a little grin. Lyle couldn’t do anything but grin and shake his head at her, he hadn’t had this much fun in ages. When he looked at the clock, it wasn’t even seven in the evening yet and he didn’t have to be at work until two in the afternoon. That meant there was plenty of time to enjoy the rabbit until then and it seemed she had the same idea.