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Delivery Guy for Dinner

It was Tuesday night, Ben had gotten home from work and was sitting down at his computer desk as he typed more to a story he was writing. His stomach was grumbling the whole day as he was quite hungry. He thought to himself, “I suppose I could buy some pizza delivery for dinner, after all I can eat a whole pizza myself anyway.” Ben went into the desk drawer next on the very bottom of the desk and got out a few different menus before getting the pizzeria one. Undecided of what to order, Ben browsed the menu searching for dinner. Browsing the menu, Ben decided to purchase a large pizza with extra cheese and bacon along with a cookie pizza and a two liter bottle of soda. Ben got out his cellphone and ordered the items he requested and the pizzeria would send someone to deliver it.

After waiting for about 20 minutes, Ben could see a delivery car show up in front of his home, it appeared to be a beater car driven by some human. The driver got out and was indeed a human, just under six feet tall, with dirty blonde hair and green eyes. The human went into the trunk and got out the food and began to walk up to the front door. Ben could tell this human appeared to be one who hated Furries because the human looked all pissed and tried walking to hopefully ruin the cheese on the pizza. He then even made it look like he was about to drop it but faked it all the way. The human then showed up in front of Ben’s door and said, “Hey there Furfag, you order a pizza you dim-witted dog?” Ben’s expression changed from a glare to one of great anger. Ben said, “Yes, fleshfag I ordered a pizza and cookie you dumb shit.” The delivery guy, who had a namtag that said DRAKE on it said, “Oh, well how you going to pay?” Ben replied, “Let me go get my wallet, you know you shouldn’t be so disrespectful to your customers you know?” Drake replied, “Yeah well what can I say, you Furries have made Earth a hell hole for us after you invaded.” Ben knew that he wouldn’t take this and just let him do this to other Furs. Ben did have his wallet the whole time and went to go grab his shrink ray remote. Ben set the height to three inches tall and went back to him and gave him the cash and set down his sofa near the door. Ben then pointed the ray at Drake and yelled, “Hey fleshfag, turn around!” Drake turned and then got hit by the light blue ray as it surrounded him in an aurora. Before long he was only inches in height and naked as his clothes did not shrink with him.

Ben then went outside and approached the tiny human on the sidewalk and said, “What a shame, maybe if you respected your customers, you would be normal right now.” He tried protesting but he was so small Ben couldn’t even hear him. Ben then went back inside of his home as he sat down at his desk with a plate that had to slices of pizza along with slice of the cookie on it. Ben then placed Drake above his open maw and dropped him in. Coating Drake in saliva, Ben savored his taste before gulping him down. Ben casually said, “Hmm, humans do taste delicious.” Drake screamed as he was sent down the Husky’s tight throat, getting squeezed by the throat muscles that surrounded him, before being sent past a tight ring of muscle into the cavernous stomach of the Husky. Landing with a splash, Drake gasped for air while his vision adjusted to the darkness inside the stomach. He began wading through the acid as he began to punch the stomach walls, however his struggles were fruitless as the Husky let out a burp and said, “Keep that up, you might, just might survive this.”

Meanwhile, Ben was watching some funny videos on his computer as he began to eat his pizza. He first started with two, and then five minutes later had already eaten the whole large pizza. The chewed up pizza continued to rain down on top of the human inside his stomach. Drake climbed onto a piece of crust as it floated around in the stomach acid and sobbed to himself. “Why, what did I do to deserve this? If I only treated this Husky with respect, I wouldn’t be here right now!” Drake prayed for a better next life as he continued to struggle inside of the Husky’s belly. After a while, the Husky ate all of his order and was just there listening to music on his computer as he constantly burped as he watched the videos. Before long, Ben then got a shower and got ready for bed. Ben then let out a loud sonorous belch that removed most of the air from his stomach. Drake then began to feel like he was passing out from a lack of oxygen as his body then began to get digested. His hair began to come off in strands as his skin turned red before flaking away as he got sloshed around in the Husky’s stomach. Drake’s soul had left his body as he began to go start his next life, having been digested by the Husky, only his bones remaining.

Over the next several hours, until the next morning his remains passed through Ben’s bowels and were now sticking out of a log ready for disposal. Ben then woke up from his sleep and was lying in bed reading messages on his phone, then he ripped a sonorous morning fart that was a little wet and quite rank. He muttered to himself, “Damn I already have to shit.” Ben got out of bed, completely nude as he went into his bathroom and set his furry rump onto the toilet. After farting again, he began to push out several logs of shit. Sighing in relief for his satisfying morning dump, he played a game on his phone while disposing of last night’s dinner. He then began to urinate into the bowl before getting up to look at his work. While he had taken bigger shits, this one was rather large for him, he could see the bones of the delivery guy he ate last night and said, “Well you did have a shitty attitude, so it only seems fitting for you.” He then began to wipe his tailhole clean before flushing away the contents, soon forgetting all about it. Ben gave the money to the pizza shop directly, saying that Drake had ran from the law for something. The shop owner, who happened to be a Wolf, nodded and shrugged it off and hired a new employee. Ben sold the human’s car but did keep his ID as a trophy.

The End