CatDance #6
#6 of CatDance
Cats in Water
In which the author espouses on a subject he knows nothing about. (Basically it's a rephrasing of a conversation I was privy to in an anonymous chat room once though.)
| All K'rris managed as a response was a guttural "Ulp!" and looked away, his attempt at embarrassing Cheetah having been utterly thwarted.
Muz-Ra spoke up then. "Let me know if the question is offensive, I never know when something is or isn't. But I'm curious... do you miss it?"
Cheetah glanced to Udaran who only shrugged, then turned back to Muz-Ra. "You mean males? Well, yes and no. There are plenty of alternatives to provide the same physical sensation. But I must admit there's a mental quality that can't be duplicated of having a male inside you. Of course, Udie and me have talked about that plenty before so I don't mind the subject." | |
| "But I imagine there are other things that make up for it with you and Udaran?" K'rris asked.
"Well, duhh! I love her, that's a pretty big one! When I came here, I never imagined I would fall in love with another female, especially considering how much I liked sex with males! But I really didn't even know what love was till I met her. I thought it was just when the sex was so good that you obsess over it." | |
| "...and now?" Kitty asked.
"Now the sex is so good because I obsess over her!" Cheetah laughed, leaning back against her mate.
"Oh, she's exaggerating," Udaran responded. | |
| "But, Udaran, before you found each other, do you think it would have been POSSIBLE to fall in love with a male? I mean, if he had all the right qualities other than that?" Muz-Ra asked.`
"Well, I may be a special case, Red. There was Sabhira of course. But no, at least I don't think so. Females just turn me on in a way that males don't. It's like... picture this. Imagine the hottest, most attractive member of your own sex that you can. Now imagine that person is also the kindest, most attentive person to you that you can imagine. Would you be sexually attracted to them?" | |
| "Mmm. Sorry Kitty, but... no, I'm afraid I wouldn't be," Muz-Ra mused.
Kitty put on a hurt look. "Aww..."
"It's really the same with me," Udaran continued, " I don't in any way hate males, just like you don't hate females, I just don't want to play with them like I do Cheetah."
"Yeah. And my skills that I learned at the CatHouse I'm still proud of. But they're just that... skills. I do miss having men, but I realize now that I never really cared about the man behind the cock like I do Udaran. I see a cock as a challenge. I naturally want to overcome that challenge. But with Udaran... I don't know, it's like her whole_body_ is a challenge. I just want to hear her scream!" | |
| "Oh damn, I'm sure horny now! That's enough of that or I_am_ going to have to get out of the tub!" K'rris laughed. "It's no secret that I share your attraction! But don't worry, I know I'm not built right for her."
"Sorry K'rris," Udaran smiled with just the right amount of sympathy.
"So, are we all moving to the castle tonight?" K'rris asked, changing the subject.
"We'll need to come back to pick up some stuff tomorrow, but Cheetah and I are definitely ready tonight!" Udaran replied, with Cheetah nodding happily. | |
| "Me too! And when are you and Ubergard leaving?" K'rris asked, turning to Kitty.
"Well, it's really up to Mikael, but he said he was going to leave six days from today."
"Good. That should give me enough time to get a feel for the place."
"I'll show you what defenses I've found, and we'll spar in the morning. I want to test your abilities. It's been a while," Ubergard added. | |
| "Not with that blade of yours!"
"Don't be silly, K'rris. We've got sparring staves at the castle. Actually it was left surprisingly well stocked with arms and armor too. You know the Jarl keeps the area under watch now too, so it's awfully unlikely you'd ever be attacked. Also, if the worst should happen, there's a beacon you can light that the Jarl has supplied since he and Red became... friends. Then you need only hide out within the castle till help arrives. But as long as we've been there, that's never been an issue." | |
| "That sounds good. And what about you, Red? I hear you're pretty good with a bow."
Muz-Ra smiled. "Yeah, I guess you could say that," she agreed.
"She's being humble, oddly enough!" Ubergard said, angry at her fellow Argonian. "Red, when it comes to defense, humility is not a virtue. K'rris, I am not exaggerating when I tell you she's the best I've ever seen."
K'rris raised an eyebrow.
"I'm the best I've ever seen too. Probably the best around Whiterun anyway," Muz-Ra admitted. | |
| "Really? Perhaps you can show me a thing or two while they're away then. Will you be staying at the castle?"
"Yeah. I don't want the Jarl to get sick of having me around. Though I'll probably go into Whiterun a few times."
"And how long will you be gone?" K'rris asked Kitty.
"Oh, a week or two I expect. I'm really not quite sure what Mikael wants me there for yet, but it shouldn't be for longer than that." | |