CatDance #14
#14 of CatDance
Ubergard's Tutelage
In which Ubergard learns a Great Many Things and Helfer creates a new perfume, 'Eau de Ubergard'.
| Helfer scrambled over to Ubergard and began fumbling with something at the back of her armor.
"Wait! What are you doing Helfer?" asked Ubergard with some concern.
"You cannot sleep with this metal. I take off pointy parts."
"Sorry Helfer, the pauldron's aren't remov..." Ubergard was saying when suddenly something on her armor_shifted_. | | | "Pointy bits are off. Now you can rest better."
Ubergard was stunned, looking down at not only the pauldrons, but the 'tail' of her armor now resting on the floor near the bed. "How on EARTH did you do that? Can you put them back on again?"
"Of course. You did not know? Daedric have hidden ways, but Helfer knows many things. Helfer is not stupid, just doesn't speak well." | | | "Can you show me?"
"It is tricky. Cannot be done easily. But yes, Helfer will show you. You must remove chainsuit to see the back, then I can show you how it is done."
Ubergard looked up at Mikael.
Kitty took Mikael by the arm and led the clueless man out of the room. "Come Mikael. Last night was necessity. Let Ubergard undress in peace."
"Huh? Oh! Of course! Sorry Uber." | | | When the two had gone, Ubergard quickly got out of the chainmail and before long she too had learned how the pauldrons and back could be removed.
As she was climbing back into her chainmail, she thanked the Khajiit. "You_are_ a Khajiit who knows many things,Helfer! I've worn this armor for five years and have never known that could be done."
"Helfer does know many things, Ubergod. Helfer is happy to help you learn this. Perhaps you might reward Helfer now?"
"What reward would you like? I don't carry much in the way of gold, but what I have is yours."
"Helfer needs no gold. Helfer needs love. Could you love Helfer?" | | | Ubergard was taken aback. "Love? What do you mean?"
Helfer proceeded to show her what she meant.
"Whoa! Hold on a minute, Helfer! I don't think you meant love. I think you meant sex!" | | | "Sex? I am sorry. I am still learning this way of talking. I mean when you touch to give pleasure. Is this not love?"
"It... It can be called that. But this touching is done when people know each other better, and they both want to. I'm sorry Helfer, but I don't know you that well yet!"
Helfer thought about that for a minute. "Ah. Yes. It is the same with my people. But I have been long without people or love. I am too eager. I am sorry, Ubergod. In my hurry I have offended. I have been long away from other people. I am sorry. I will go."
The look she gave Ubergard was one of utter despair as she walked towards the door.
"Wait." Ubergard said. | | | The Khajiit turned back, still sad but with an obvious light of hope in her eyes.
"Come back, Helfer. I owe you my life."
"I would not ask if it offends..."
"No. I don't know you very well yet Helfer. But... If all you ask is physical love..."
"It is my greatest desire, Ubergod, but I would not demand." | | | "Let's go get another room, Helfer... one with a door."
Helfer's eyes all but shone with anticipation.
"But Helfer. You should know. I have little experience in such things."
Helfer looked surprised. "You? I did not think this would be a thing you had no knowledge of!"
Ubergard sighed. "I'm afraid it's true. I've not been with a male, or a female for that matter. I do not engage in such things."
Helfer smiled. "Then I shall be soft. Perhaps another thing I will show you that you did not know?"
Ubergard laughed at that. "I suspect everything you show me I do not know!" | | | The two retired to a more private, though smaller, room after Ubergard had explained quickly to Kitty. Fortunately, the Bard at the Moorside Inn was an orc. What he lacked in talent, he tended to make up for in volume, so that any embarrassing sounds that may have escaped the privacy of their room was lost in Lurbuk's enthusiastic wailing.
Kitty and Mikael, however, had long since gone outside during his 'singing' for a stroll around the town. When they returned, they decided to be sure he had finished before entering. As Kitty put her ear to the door, Mikael took the opportunity to grind her from behind playfully.
"I'm very sorry Mikael, but no matter_how_ much you try, there's no opening in this outfit down there for you," she responded in mock sympathy. "Now if you don't let me go, dry humping is all you're going to get tonight!" | | | Helfer was getting some wine from Jonna when they sat back down at a table. She stepped lightly to Kitty and Michael, completely naked. Somehow Kitty was no longer so surprised at unexpected nudity. It seemed almost expected these days. Other than Jonna though, the tavern was empty so she did not cause any issue.
"Kitty, did you know Ubergod was... what is the word? no experience?"
"Virgin I think you mean," Kitty replied, while Mikael expertly acted as if he was involved in something else. | | | "Yes. Virgin. But she is lovely. She tried so hard to not make noise, but I would not let her go so easily. She sleeps now, but she smiles as she dreams. I think maybe we will be inside for a while. Perhaps you can bring food later?"
Kitty nodded. "Sure Helfer. But be gentle with her. For all her size, she is, as you say, inexperienced in these things."
Helfer smiled over her shoulder as she returned to the room, "Perhaps not so inexperienced now, Kitty!" | | | Mikael couldn't help but snort a bit at that.
"What? Everyone has a first time! So what if Ubergard is a bit... late to the party?"
"Helfer certainly seems eager enough!"
"I hope she's not overdoing it though."
"Uber's a big girl. I'm sure she'd not allow Helfer more liberty than she's comfortable with. Besides, given Helfer's new 'Eau de Ubergard' perfume and rather... shall we say, 'moist' whiskers, I'd guess Uber's quite comfortable." | |