Name That Tune by Tayu

Name That Tune

Story by Tayu on SoFurry

Tayu, Anal, Comedy, Fox, Handjob, Knot, M/M, Music, Short, Wolf

OH MY GOD THIS STORY SUCKS

Seriously, I did this on a total whim, as a joke, and the writing is so insanely rushed.

Please, I beg of you, do NOT think this is the norm for my work.

ALSO, IMPORTANT!

Here's a challenge for EVERYONE who's reading this!

Hidden in the text of this story are the titles of various songs.

I challenge you to name as many possible titles as you can! (With their artists, if possible)

THIS IS WHY I WROTE THIS!

And don't worry, none of the titles are only one word. Most of them are at least three letters long, with a couple two letter ones.

WHOEVER FINDS THE MOST MIGHT GET A PRIZE!

Maybe.

Enjoy it!

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"That's a bold statement..." I laughed, dancing along side this sexy fox who's shirt read 'Rape Me!'.

He laughed, tail lifting up as he danced. "No one could, though..." The fox replied, winking at me.

His fur was a firey red color, his voice cool and crisp, almost drowned out by the club's music. "Too willing?"

A shameless grin was flashed at me and he slipped up in front of me, our bodies pressed together. "Well, let me put it this way... I don't feel like dancing tonight..."

I murred teasingly, my paws coming to rest on his sides as I ground my hips against his, curly, husky tail wagging excitedly behind me. "I knew I loved you..."

"Name's Limba." His muzzle was tilted up and he practically whispered it to me, shocking me that I could hear him over the music. The fox's tail had slipped between my legs, wagging alongside mine as he moved amongst the throng of furs on the dancefloor.

"I like it... mine's Caleb... not as exotic as yours..." I held him tightly, muzzle rubbing along the back of his neck, taking in his scent.

His arms went up and back around my neck, hanging onto me. "My mother was fascinated with voodoo when she had me..." He giggled a bit, turning around and wrapping his arms back around my neck.

I could feel a bulge in the front of his pants and it made my own sheath swell a bit in anticipation. "I think I'm starting to get fascinated with voodoo too..."

Then I felt it, his lips against mine, and my eyes closed, breath stopping for a second. I kissed back eagerly, opening my muzzle when I felt that thin ribbon of his tongue probe at my lips. I let out a soft moan and held him tightly as if I had his soul to squeeze, feeling my heart and his pounding with the heavy bass in the music.

When the kiss broke, I felt my member throb against his thigh and I growled playfully, pulling him to the side of the dancefloor, red and blue lights silhouetting him in my eyes. He just grinned up at me, black bangs covering his left eye as if he was emo. "What? I couldn't help but kiss you..."

I snickered and ground my hips against him. "Because you're an evil fox?"

"What if I am? Would you hate me?" Limba stuck his tongue out playfully, leaning on me fully as we rested away from the dancing mobs.

"Hmm... I don't know... hate is a strong word..." I responded, reaching up to brush those annoying bangs from his face, making him giggle.

The fox licked my chin and turned around, leaning back against me, murring happily. "I just thought it'd be a friendly reminder of how hot you are..."

"This is how you remind me..." I answered, grabbing his hips and grinding my now-engorged member against his butt, breathing hotly into his ears.

He let out a playful whimper, reaching back between us to grope me through my jeans. "Oh come on... anyone could do that to you, I bet..."

His paw rubbed up and down along that hard piece of denim-covered flesh and I just shivered in his grasp. My paws wrapped around his chest, one of them pinching one of his nipples out of instinct when my pads brushed against it. "If it was anyone else I'd be fakin' it." I nipped one of those furry triangles, feeling the fox squirm in my grasp.

"In that case, I think I might just slip out back to get some fresh air..." He pulled free from his grasp, turning to face me, paws clasped just under the bulge in his crotch, smiling coyly at me. "Maybe you'd like to come out to play?"

I swallowed hard, tearing my eyes from his crotch to look him in the eyes. "Oh... I don't know... I have to get going here soon..." Taking a few steps towards him, I pocketed my paws, grinning down at him.

He draped his arms over my shoulders, pressing his nose to mine. "Where does the wolfy have to go?"

"I'm going to California... not far, I live right across the border." I added, giggling and licking his chin. This club was only a mile or so into Nevada, so it really was only a fifteen minute drive.

He stuck out his bottom lip, giving a pouty look that made me giggle. "You're going to leave me all alone here?"

"Only if you refused to come with..." I kissed him quickly on the lips, my tail wagging happily as I grabbed his paw.

Limba's ears perked up and he beamed at me. "I wouldn't dream of it, you should always seize the day."

"Or the fox..." I shot back, pulling him through the club, giggling as we made small talk. Once we emerged from the club, the cool air that washed over us was a relief. Holding paws and strolling through the parking lot, I pulled me keys out, unlocking my car.

"Wow... that's a nice ride..." His vulpine paws ran gently over the frame, admiring the vivid yellow paint. "What year?"

"Just got it a few months ago, this is the new shit, an oh-nine." I opened the door for him, making him chuckle as I jogged around to climb into my own seat. I laughed as I saw him carefully inspecting all the small buttons on the dashboard. "Everything is automatic... I love this car."

"Sexy wolf... sexy car... I guess it fits..." He leaned against me, over the steering column, as I pulled out of the parking lot.

I murred and let my right paw settle on his thigh, rubbing along the denim, feeling his lean muscles underneath. "And now I have a sexy passenger to go with it all..."A paw slipped between my legs and gave my sheath a squeeze, making me gasp and momentarily shiver.

"Oh, did I distract you for a moment?" He was leaning over a bit more now, nosing and licking along my neck, which was only helping to make my sheath swell in my jeans as I drove on.

"N-no, you're fine..." I answered, biting on my tongue to concentrate as those slender paws pulled the zipper on my pants open, fingers slipping inside to massage my sheath through my boxers. I let out a soft moan, stopping abruptly at a stop light.

That evil canine just murred in my ear, fishing my shaft out through the opening on my boxers and pushing the furry sheath down completely. "Hopefully we don't get lost and end up somewhere alone and abandoned..." He whispered, making my ears twitch and perk up.

"L-lost? I've only gotten lost in Hollywood... place is a maze..." I laughed nervously to cover up another moan as that soft paw squeezed my member firmly.

"Silly wolfy... getting lost isn't always bad." That silky paw started to stroke up and down my cock, his thumb rubbing the tip and I could feel his teeth start to nibble on my neck.

Getting the hint, and letting out a whimper of anticipation, I took the first road I could find that I new would lead me towards the city overlook. The entire time I was driving, he was against my side, pumping my shaft slowly, spreading pre over the veined surface. My knot was starting to grow under all the attention and I let out a low whine as his paw wrapped around it, applying gentle pressure.

I found myself getting close already, suspecting the teasing at the club had something to do with it. My knot was fully engorged and my palms were sweating a bit as I squeezed the steering wheel. I could hear him murr delightfully and his paw gave my length a few more strokes before moving lower, squeezing my knot, then right behind it.

My eyes nearly crossed and I almost missed the turn-off point. The car climbed up the dirt road to the overlook as he squeezed and tugged behind my knot. I was panting now, my toes clenching and unclenching as I felt myself slip past that special point. Tugging and squeezing on my hilt, tip aimed forward, I came hard. It took all my willpower to keep my eyes open throughout my entire orgasm, but I somehow managed to park the car at the top of the cliff. The first jet of cum made an audible splat against the windshield, the rest leaving white ropes across the steering wheel.

I heard him whimper a little bit in excitement as his eyes stayed glued to the sight of my cock obscenely spraying down my new car. I just leaned back and groaned blissfully. After a few seconds I giggled and looked down at his paw (still locked behind my knot) and then my steering wheel. "You made a mess!" I exclaimed, laughing and unhooking my seat belt.

"Aww, don't hate me!" He yipped as I leaned over the middle, kissing him passionately, paws unbuckling his seat belt as well.

When the kiss broke I just growled playfully, winking at him. "At this point I think I hate everything about you." I unlocked the doors and stepped outside, cock still pointing out from my pants and boxers.

He stepped out as well, walking around to my side. "With all these things that I've done, it's no wonder."

I swatted his nose gently, just smiling as we embraced again, kissing each other hard enough that a bystander might think it was an attack. I pushed one of my paws between us and started to unbutton his shirt and then pants, feeling his own paws finish what they'd started earlier.

Minutes passed as we kissed and moaned into each others muzzles. Lewd groping and stroking were shared as I coaxed his shaft from the fuzzy holder, stroking along it and encouraging him to turn around and lean over the hood of the car.

His tail raised up over his back and I ran my paws over his sides and back slowly, murring loudly. Pre was already dripping from my again-hard cock. I pressed it up to his tailhole, making him squirm in anticipation. Not one to disappoint, I pushed forward, sinking the first few inches into him and eliciting a sound from him that I couldn't quite parse. "Are you alright?"

"Y-yeah... it hurt a little... in a good way though..." He relaxed again, spreading his feet a bit wider and resting his upper body on his arms.

"It's the pain without love that's bad." I reminded him, reaching under him to encircle his shaft with a paw. I heard him moan softly and I pushed forward the rest of the way, moaning myself.

I gave the fox a few minutes to adjust before I started to thrust slowly. His cock was dripping all over my paw and I could feel his knot start to swell as my cock pressed deep inside him. The cool night air only served to entice me as whenever I pulled out from that warm orifice, I'd feel the surge of the fall air chill my flesh.

My knot was growing rapidly and soon I was thrusting quickly into my new-found lover. I heard him moaning my name and making cute yipping noises as he neared his climax. With all the pre that he was leaking across my furred paw I wouldn't have noticed when he came if it weren't for the noisy splashes of cum on fiberglass (and the sudden clenching on my own cock, but that's a given).

I leaned over him, panting and whimpering in pleasure as my knot ground against him. With some effort, I managed to push it past his tailhole and tie us together. I gave a loud bark of pleasure and bit down on his shoulder, my cock throbbing inside him as a smaller load than before spilled inside him.

A couple minutes passed before I heard him whimper a bit, and I realized my teeth were still digging into his shoulder. Blushing, I released him and giggled, hugging him to my chest.

"That... was fun..." He squeezed down on me and I moaned, closing my eyes.

I hugged him tightly, rubbing his sides and arms as we stayed locked together. "We can have more fun if you come around..."

He just snickered and turned his head a bit to kiss my cheek. "You mean WHEN I come around."

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