An Exceedingly Skeevy Party
You all know what goes on in those room parties at cons. The legends of sordid activities are legendary! In this long-overdue commission for Kazu, she gets to experience firsthand just what naughty acts transpire in those hotel rooms!
Some people like to take vacations at luxurious beach resorts, being able to relax by a pool or beach while a scantily-clad, beefcake-y pool boy brings a neverending supply of excessively fruity drinks. For others, an ideal vacation involves going on endless hikes out into the middle of nowhere, getting lost in the wilderness far away from civilization. Others still will take their well-earned vacation time and just relax at home, catching up on Game of Thrones so that they no longer have to live in fear of Janice in Accounting's loose lips. None of these options really appealed to Kazu, who found herself spending her vacation long weekend trolling up and down the aisles of the dealer room of her local convention center, hunting down obscure merchandise for her favorite animes and video games.
The red panda was hardly a stranger to this environment, able to tiptoe past screaming, fedora-tipping, meme-spouting, non-bathing fanboys without so much as spilling a drop from her canteen full of cold brew coffee. She waded through the crowd to her favorite artist's table, hoping to snag a limited run of Lauren's Pokemon pins, only to find her sitting there pretending to be interested in what some overweight wolf was rambling about.
"So, really, when you think about it, they really SHOULD release a new skin for Mei of her without all that extra clothing, since really a skintight jumpsuit with more exposed skin would actually help her stay warmer in the Chinese winter!"
"Uh huh... yeah... I sup- oh hey, how's it going?"
The artist, a long time online friend of Kazu, flashed her a smile and pleading look in her vulpine eyes screaming "please swoop in and make transaction-looking sounds so this asshole will kindly fuck off."
Kazu blushed as she approached the table, trying to subtly position herself between the fox and the rotund white wolf as she pretended to look over prints as though she hadn't already seen them a hundred times on the artist's web site.
"Oh wow, these prints are great!" Kazu praised deliberately louder than the wolf, trying to be as ostentatious as possible to trigger the beta male social awkwardness gene and get him to flee.
Sure enough, to their great relief, the wolf meekly stopped his rant about how much Reaper really reflects his own inner persona mid-sentence and wandered away. Kazu and the fox both gave a sigh of relief, relaxing a bit.
"Thank you, I thought he was going to just keep going on forever." Lauren slumped forward in her seat, looking positively exhausted, "I don't even know what the fuck an Overwatch is, but I feel like I was about to learn way more than I ever wanted to."
"Just be thankful he didn't have any of his erotic fanfiction on hand for you to read," Kazu joked, switching to a mocking voice, "'So I want this commissioned, and you'll need to read my entire fanfiction to really understand what's going on.'"
"You joke," Lauren cringed while putting on her best attempt at a thousand-yard- stare, "but I've had to craft a generic refusal for situations just like that."
Kazu wound up spending a good half hour chilling out at Lauren's table, sharing stories and getting acquainted after a good several years of the occasional chatting online. She managed to get her pins, and even managed to get a special peek at the fox's ultra-secret-not-for-the-general-public set of embroidered patches. As she finally stood up to go get lunch, Lauren's face suddenly lit up.
"Oh! Kazu! Before I forget," she piped up, "That thing we talked about online... you were serious about it, right?"
Kazu tensed up a bit, her ears perking up as she looked around quickly. With nobody looking or seeming to be paying much attention, she crouched back down to Lauren's table, speaking in a hushed voice.
"I... well... if it's really gonna be a thing..." she stammered, "You know everyone, right? It's not gonna be like some skeevy, nasty thing right?"
"Oh, it'll be exceedingly skeevy and nasty," Lauren chuckled, a predatory grin spreading across her face, "But I know and can vouch for everyone."
Lauren took one of her business cards from her pile and hastily scribbled a room number and a time down on the back. She discreetly slid it over to the red panda and winked.
"I took the liberty of telling them all you'd come. You'd better not make a liar of me now."
Kazu swallowed hard, blushing deep red. They'd joked online about the culture of the con being rather "sex positive" (a rather tame euphemism, given the reputations of some of the room parties), and Kazu had, after a few more glasses of whiskey than her usual, expressed her morbid curiosity about just what goes on at those events. Just her luck, Lauren had been around the block enough times to know where all the good room parties were where alcohol, sex, and who knows what else flowed like water.
The red panda had made a point that she has never done anything like that, and didn't want to stumble into some varsity-level kink play. It took quite a bit of reassurance from Lauren that the fox wasn't about to volunteer her into some crazy chastity-diaper-pony-watersport-bloodplay party, and even then Kazu was suspicious that it was an elaborate ruse. Despite talking a big game online, and the rumors of her being involved in some weird 50-shades-of-maid thing with her boss, she was still rather inexperienced at actually engaging in any sorts of activities like this.
As the evening wore on, Kazu felt the card in her pocket grow heavier and heavier. Every time she went for her phone, her fingertips brushed up against the paper, reminding her that she was expected later. She ran into a few local acquaintances, but had to awkwardly decline their room party invitations.
"Oh, that sounds great, but I... er... already have a thing."
"I'm so sorry, I'll have to catch you another time, I have somewhere else I need to be tonight."
"Come along? Er, sorry, it's kind of an invite-only thing and I don't think they'll let me bring a +1".
"Weird sex party?! I... why I... I wouldn't... shut up!"
Before the party, Kazu took a moment to retire to her room to clean herself up. She meticulously scrubbed her fur down in the shower with a soapy washcloth, and brushed her teeth until her gums bled. She knew it was going to be one of those parties, and that her clean state wouldn't last, but she was NOT about to be accused of showing up with less than immaculate hygiene! Once out, she swallowed hard and opened up her suitcase, digging through to find an outfit she had packed just in case... just in the hopes of something interesting happening.
After slipping into her secret outfit and and pulling on a long coat to giver her some modicum of decorum, Kazy hastily threw back a shot of whiskey from the bottle she brought from home, followed by a swig of cold, refreshing Dr. Pepper to chase it
down. She took the card from her pocket and nervously began to pace toward the elevators. The room number on the card was quite a few floors, up at the levels where the rooms cost more for a weekend than Kazu paid a month in rent (and were probably bigger than her apartment to boot). It felt like an eternity waiting for an elevator to arrive, even longer with the first two cars being jammed full of nerds to the point where she couldn't even squeeze in. Finally, after a few minutes that felt like a few hours, the doors opened to reveal enough room for Kazu to not only get in, but actually be able to turn around in.
The ride up to the twentieth floor felt just as long as the wait for the elevator to get there in the first place. The raver kids with red cups filled with Mystery Drank and a cell phone speaker blasting shitty, tinny-sounding dubstep remixes of anime theme songs managed to grate on Kazu's nerves for a whole ten floors, but at least the last few floors went in relative silence until she was the last person in the elevator. Finally, the doors opened into a luxurious, empty hallway.
Kazu gulped and clutched the card Lauren had given her, trudging cautiously down the hallway. She tried her hardest to look like she was just casually strolling down, in case anybody happened to see her, but inside she was freaking out with every step. Naturally, the room on the card was all the way down the hall - clearly the hotel couldn't have the decency of thinking ahead and putting that particular room closer to the elevators! At the end, she reached to room. She looked at the card, then at the number on the door, then back to the card, then up at the door again. She couldn't hear anything coming from the room, but with how silent the hallway was it was more likely that the doors were soundproofing.
"Nobody to hear you scream, right?" Kazu muttered to herself as she nervously knocked on the door.
After an agonizingly long pause, a click signaled the deadbolt being unlocked, followed by the heavy wooden door being opened just a crack. A green eye leaned into view through the small sit in the door, giving Kazu a quick look up and down.
"Can I help you?" the voice on the other side of the door mumbled as Kazu fidgeted nervously, low enough and soft enough that the red panda couldn't even make out the gender of the speaker.
"Uh, L-Lauren sent me?" Kazu stammered as she fumbled for the card Lauren had given her, passing it through the barely opened door to be snatched out of her paw. The eye in the crack disappeared for a few moments, and then the door opened further,
careful to keep as little of the inside visible, but just enough for Kazu to slide through. Once inside, the door was hastily closed behind her, allowing her to take in a feast for her eyes.
The smell of sweat-soaked fur was the first thing to hit Kazu in the face, like she had walked against a wall of the smell of what she hoped was at least mostly sweat. She immediately felt the room go still for a few seconds as every eye in there fell immediately on her, iliciting an immediate rush of blood to her cheeks. Once everyone seemed to process the presence of the red panda newly introduced to the room, the occupants began to move again, turning their attention back to their "activities" as naturally as if someone had pressed pause and then later play on a video on a porn site. With the immediate tension slowly beginning to melt away, Kazu began to let her eyes drink in the sight of what was before her.
Hard to miss in the corner of the room was a hastily-constructed St. Andrews cross with a ball-gagged snow leopard bound to it at the wrists, ankles, and tail. A flogger casually rested over his shoulder, as though the nude feline was just being used as a temporary shelf. Looking over the big cat, Kazu spied three bullet vibes linked together by a wire, taped to each of his nipples and between the lips of his vulva.
Splayed out on the bed was a thickly-built raccoon, a domineering grin spread across his face as he held down the head of the young-looking rabbit who was mid- blowjob. The brown-furred rabbit was knelt over the raccoon with his bottom presented right in Kazu's direction, his tail twitching just a bit as he bobbed his head up and down. Meanwhile, the raccoon grinned and stroked his twink's ears approvingly with one paw, stroking his scruffy-looking chin with the other.
"Your coat?"
The small voice piped up unexpectedly, causing the red panda to jump out of her skin, jerking around to finally have a look at the person who let her in. A nervous- looking ermine jumped back, cheeks almost visibly red under the soft white fur. The stoat was topless, with her roughly B-cup sized breasts hanging in front of her with just two small strips of black electrical tape covering her nipples - as though she had just gotten back from a rave in a dingy warehouse. All she wore was a lacy choker covering her neck and a pair of dark red panties that cradled a very distinctive bulge.
"Sorry, didn't mean to startle you," the ermine squeaked out, "Lauren will be up in a little bit, I just wanted to see if you wanted to get rid of the coat."
Kazu composed herself and nodded, swallowing hard as she slid her coat down, pulling her arms out. She had a great mental image of doing a little twirl and flourish with removing her coat and revealing the outfit beneath, but the actual execution was more of a clumsy fumble and stumble as she shimmied out of the coat. Once she freed herself from its clutches, Kazu once again felt all eyes on her. Beneath her coat was an outfit consisting of a black bra with lacy red trim in a flowery pattern holding up her dark brown-furred breasts, and a matching thong clinging to her waist. Even the snow leopard stopped his squirming against his restraints as he gave Kazu a look up and down.
"Well then, how about you come over here?" the raccoon finally spoke up, patting his bunny on the head, "Alexis'll hang your coat up."
Kazu cautiously stepped forth, her striped tail dragging along the ground as she approached the bed, sitting down on the edge next to the nude rabbit. The raccoon smirked and leaned back, pulling the bunny up a bit to lie on top of him.
"Relax, we're all friends here," the raccoon assured the nervous panda, "Name's Terry. I work in IT in Philadelphia, so unless you're the kind of person who opens up Word Macros from emails you don't recognize, I'm pretty much harmless."
"You kidding? I work consumer-level support. I wish my customers were smart enough to open Word Macros," Kazu chuckled, her nervousness quickly starting to melt away, "Instead they just bring their computers in and complain that the Word Macro won't open on a copy of Lotus Notes from the '90s."
"Sounds exciting," Terry laughed, "Sadly Lotus Notes would never even work with our server backend that was written in the '80s in FORTRAN."
"Oh my god!" the bunny groaned, finally speaking up and grabbing Terry by his still-hard dick, "Just because you nerds get hard talking about defragging hard drives doesn't mean..."
"Oh, coming from the person who got into an argument an hour ago about whether Deadpool could take Doctor Who in a fight?" Alexis chimed in, tossing her dark brown hair to the side as she stepped back into the room.
"Okay, first of all, his name's not 'Doctor Who', it's just 'The Doctor'. Second of all... shut up!" the bunny argued as the snow leopard tried to speak around his gag, "See? Andy agrees!"
Terry scoffed and swiped a paw at the bunny's ears, giving him a little kiss on the nose.
"Well, Jared, how about you explain to our guest the intricate details of just how Deadpool's regeneration can be stopped by soundwaves... you know, from between her legs..."
The brown rabbit rolled his eyes hard enough to nearly detach his retinas, but sat up in the raccoon's lap, tail resting against Terry's cock as he turned at the waist to face Kazu.
"Well, pathetic attempt at an innuendo notwithstanding, if she's alright with it..."
Jared's voice trailed off as he looked up at Kazu, tilting his head a bit as he looked at her for approval. Kazu felt a blush creep up and started to formulate some excuse as to how she just couldn't impose, but managed to catch herself. After all, wasn't this the sort of thing she'd been talking about? Thinking about? Fantasizing about? She nodded shyly and hooked her thumbs in the waistband of her thong, standing up just a bit to pull the nearly-nonexistant undergarment down just a bit.
Jared immediately went to work, leaning down to his side and burying his nose between Kazu's legs. The red panda let out a surprised gasp as the bunny's warm tongue immediately set to work, lapping at Kazu's vulva. She moaned softly as Jared nestled in, pressing his tongue against her slit and licking firmly. As the red panda leaned back, she felt a pair of soft breasts press against her back as Alexis leaned against her. The stoat's white paws reached around Kazu to cup her breasts, giving them a gentle grope and teasing her fingertips over the stitching of Kazu's bra as the red panda leaned her head back to rest on Alexis's shoulder.
"Jared's definitely great with dicks, but we've been having him branch out a bit," Terry hummed, "We had him practicing on Andy over there while riding a horse toy earlier... how's he doing there?"
Kazu shuddered and squirmed on the bed as the bunny worked with his tongue over her vulva, pressing the base of it against her clit. Her little paws gripped at the bedsheets as she gave her best effort at a nod. Terry chuckled as he cupped the bunny's balls in his paw, rubbing at his sheath with his thumb to try and tease out Jared's cock. Alexis laughed some and nuzzled against Kazu's cheek as she fondled at the red panda's chest. The stoat's fingers started to slip under Kazu's bra, teasing playfully at her stiffening nipples.
Terry gave Jared a pat on his bottom, signaling the bunny to rise back up. He slid out of the raccoon's lap and stretched his neck to each side a couple times, smiling sheepishly at Kazu. The red panda felt her cheeks flush as Alexis's white furred paw slid down her stomach to rest between her legs. The ermine pressed her fingertips against Kazu's warm sex, eliciting almost a purr from her. Alexis stroked her fingertips over Kazu's puffed lips, occasionally dipping between them to lube them up before withdrawing them to rub at her clit. The ermine gave Kazu's ear a soft nip as she methodically explored over Kazu's labia, almost as though she were making mental notes of Kazu's reactions for future reference.
"I think our bunny could use a little attention as well," Terry broke the silence in the room, swinging himself off the bed and taking Jared by the scruff, setting the brown rabbit down in his place at the head of the bed, "Wanna see if his milk's chocolate- flavored?"
"Goddammit, that joke wasn't even funny the first twenty ti-" Jared was cut off by Jared groping him by his soft cock, squeezing and stroking to bring the bunny's attention further south.
Kazu stifled a chuckle as Alexis helped her back upright. She lied down across the bed, resting her head against the bunny's crotch. Terry gave her head an encouraging pat as the red panda opened her mouth, wrapping her lips around Jared's cockhead. She shuddered a bit at first - all joking aside, the bunny's thick pre had an almost overwhelmingly sweet taste to it, like every stereotype about an all-pineapple diet.
While Kazu ran her tongue along the bunny's shaft, Alexis took Kazu's paw in her own, giving it a little squeeze and leaning in to whisper into the red panda's ear.
"Not to interrupt, but Terry would like to have you from behind. Give me one squeeze for 'no', two squeezes for 'yes', and three for 'ass is also fair game'."
Kazu paused for a moment to process the numbers she was just given, as though there were a complex mathematical formula passing through her head. She returned Alexis's squeeze once, and then nervously gave it a second squeeze. She considered a third squeeze for just a moment, but instead relaxed her grip - one step at a time!
Kazu felt a muscular arm slide under her, lifting her up to her knees almost effortlessly. Without looking behind her, she could feel the bed creak a bit as Terry rested a knee beside her. After taking a few moments to position Kazu's hips just right,
the raccoon rubbed his cocktip in little circles around the wah's welcoming slit. Jared reached a paw down under Kazu's chin, lifting her head gently off his cock.
"Don't take this the wrong way, but Terry's bigger than he looks, and I'll let you go back to work after you have a moment to clench your teeth."
Before Kazu could embarrass herself with a description of the toys she kept at home, she found herself having to grit her teeth as Terry pushed his cock into her. It wasn't as long as her Naughty Snep toy she was used to playing with, but the thickness of the raccoon's shaft caught her off guard. It was more like being violated with a can of those oversized energy drinks that only had any appeal when mixed with enough Vodka to spur a nightly news report about the hottest new drinking craze.
Kazu winced and squirmed a little, but managed to unclench her jaw as she squeezed down on Alexis's white paw. Terry slowly pushed in until his hips were pressed against Kazu's bottom, pausing for a moment to let the red panda adjust. After a few deep breaths, Kazu gave a little nod and dipped her head back down to Jared's cock, pressing her tongue against the underside of the bunny's glans.
Terry started off gently for Kazu, giving her a few thrusts to get her vagina used to just what to expect. It didn't last, though, as the raccoon started to push his cock in and out of the wah, leaning forward and using more and more of his weight to thrust. Kazu moaned and breathed heavily through her nose, but maintained her duty on Jared's shaft, lapping up and down until the bunny quickly started to shoot into her muzzle.
Kazu gasped a bit, not expecting Jared to pop quite so soon. His load was thicker and stickier than Kazu was expecting, causing her to sputter a bit. Jared chuckled and helped ease Kazu's head up off his dick.
"What can I say?" the bunny laughed, "That ringtail behind you's been edging me all fucking night."
Kazu tried to work up as much saliva as possible, and swallowed hard to clear her mouth. She wanted to think of something witty to say in response, but Terry ramming her vag from behind was quite the distraction. Even though they had only just met barely an hour ago, Kazu still felt completely natural between the bunny and raccoon, with the gagged snow leopard watching in the corner and the stoat refereeing from the bedside.
After what seemed like an hour (but in actuality was probably closer to a handful of minutes), Terry let out a loud moan as he threw his hips forward one last time,
shooting off into Kazu. The wah quickly felt thankful for the genetic diversity that would prevent anything unplanned coming from the warm feeling of the raccoon's seed filling her and coating her insides. Jared smirked as he rubbed Kazu's head between her ears, messing her hair up just a bit as Terry pulled out, carefully using the fur of Kazu's tail to give himself a quick wipedown.
Kazu collapsed on the bed, panting heavily with her luscious rump sticking up in the air, luxurious tail flopped to the side. Alexis took the liberty of ducking out to the bathroom to soak a washcloth in warm water, bringing it out to help give Kazu a quick cleaning between the legs. The red panda could do little more then give an appreciative moan as the bearish raccoon wrapped his arms around her waist, easing her onto her back to lie in the bed as Jared soothingly stroked down over her chest and stomach.
As Kazu lied there, her auburn hair splayed out around her, she was brought back to reality by the click on a keycard being used to unlock the door to the room. Lauren strutted into the room, wearing a tan trenchcoat that just screamed "I'm wearing something sordid under this" and carrying a large shopping bag. She set the bag down and gave the room a look. Turning her head to Kazu, she gave a bright grin.
"Oh hey, you made it! Great!" Lauren exclaimed, untying the belt to her trenchcoat and pulling it open, revealing a vinyl bra and garter belt... and what had to be the thickest strap-on Kazu had ever seen in either real life or even porn, "I'll need someone to help me test this thing!"