The symbiote raccoon

-yesss...- venom-raccoon grinned, the hissing sound making him more terrifying. -i'll be taking your quarters, quill, and everything inside!

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The Raccoons: No Refusal

#4 of the raccoons bert raccoon stomped his foot on the ground, angry and discouraged he flailed his arms in the air. the raccoon was just about fed up with lisa raccoon. "come on, lisa, why won't you go out with me?"

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The Raccoons: The Contest

#10 of the raccoons summer vacation was finally here for all the young animals of the evergreen forest, and no creature was happier than bentley raccoon.

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The Raccoons: The Sandwich

#7 of the raccoons night had fallen on the evergreen forrest, crickets chirped quietly as a full moon with untold number of stars showed it's silvery light. everything was tranquil, except in the raccoondominium of ralph and melissa raccoon.

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A Raccoon and a Shep

That raccoon's ears flattened back against his head. "uhhh... they were pretty?" "cut the shit!" james's hand slammed down onto the table, inches away from the raccoon. "you're in a whole hell of a lot of trouble, pal.

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A Raccoon's Portrait

The leader of the football team, his college had been more than glad to accept such a prostegious raccoon and had been fast to put him onto the team.

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Raccoon Revenge

The raccoon smiled. "you want it." "yesssss." "you want raccoons." "yesssssssss..." "you want me." "yessss!"

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Domesticating a Raccoon

A fox and a raccoon make a bet. what sounds like easy money becomes something more. domesticating a raccoon by _feder_ "you have _got_to be kidding." vic had just finished his second drink in the smoky bar as he listened to his friend speak.

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The Raccoon's Hotel

#1 of the raccoon's hotel hello again, friends. remember me? that raccoon who was on that ship...? ah, good! it's been ages, i feared that you all forgot! how long has it been? about 10 years? how time flies.

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The ring and the raccoon

What could a mere raccoon do with such a thing?" "yes."

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The Birth Of Ravage Raccoon

The raccoon watched as four raccoon-shaped slimy forms were surrounding him. “now it’s time for us to fully body, for us to become one!” feral said. rocket didn’t have the strength to resist, not that he wanted to.

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This Ain't Raccoon City

It was the dead of night and normally the forest would be silent save for the insects and nocturnal creatures humming away between the trees, but instead there was a rumble of an engine and the flesh of blue and red lights that disturbed the denizens...

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