Reality Bites - Surprise Bukkake
#1 of Reality Bites
Reality Bites - Single-bite servings of the things that we rarely deal with in stories. No fantasies. No pulled punches. Just the unexpected side effects of all the things. These are not for the faint of heart or the fappers of cock. But you might find them amusing.
Today's Episode: Biological Napalm and cumnuggets.
He promised he'd tell me before he came, but I guess he was just too into it. I could say it was because of how good I was with my tongue. That wasn't the thing on my mind though.
We were having plenty of fun. I was licking him and suckling. I probably should have taken a warning from his grunt and his grip on the back of my head. He shoved his cock into my throat and I felt it buck, then I gagged at the spray of goo on my tonsils and yanked by head away. I was left coughing and choking a little and I'm damn glad I didn't nick him with a fang.
Not that he was going to stop cumming just because he left my muzzle. I felt splashed of hot wolf cum on my fur, one across my brow and one in my ear, then a spurt right onto the tip of my nose just before I tried to suck in a breath to cough again. Oh gods, that was bad enough. But they I looked up at him hoping to see that he'd notice the issue. I definitely blinked and flinched when the next spurt came right at my eye, no pun intended. My first thought was that gah, he'd just cum in my eye. My next thought was that he must be made of living lava or something.
I'd broken my ankle before, and had a few pretty decent bits of pain, but oh... my... god. This was like I'd just sucked off a god damned lava dragon or something. My scream of agony as I slapped my hand over my face really startled him and he was mostly useless as he had no clue what the hell was going on and I was not really in a coherent mood to tell him.
I managed to make it to the shower with both eyes watering furiously. I didn't give a damn about the cold water as I desperately tried to wash this cum napalm out of my eye. But by the time the shower was starting to warm up, I was coming to realize that the stuff just turned into something that felt like sand. I pried my eye open and wished desperately for the pain to go away, barely aware of him watching, confused and worried and fretting. The goo dripping into my ear was just an annoying distraction at this point.
It took a good twenty minutes before I felt my poor eye was not going to explode from the pain. I panted softly and whimpered, and finally turned off the water.
"What's all those little things that look like snot all over your face?"
What the hell? It took him picking them out with tissue. We were too naive to know that they were cum nuggets, little bits of concentrated protein from the cum he'd covered my face with. Gah, what a mess. They were like little bits of rubber cement.
"You still have cum in your ear too. Think you'll get pregnant with brain babies?"
"Shut up," I grumped. What I did end up with was an ear infection a few days later.
We're a lot more careful now when I lick him, because I told him if he ever accidentally came on my face again, I'd get my brother to cum in his eye so he could understand how it felt. Apparently my screams of pain were enough to keep him honest at the thought of that.