Reality Bites - It'll Fit
#2 of Reality Bites
Reality Bites - Single-bite servings of the things that we rarely deal with in stories. No fantasies. No pulled punches. Just the unexpected side effects of all the things. These are not for the faint of heart or the fappers of cock. But you might find them amusing.
Today's Episode: No, no it won't.
"You'll love it! He's huge!" my friend told me.
"I don't know," I said, looking up at her. I was a diminutive otter lass, so I usually stuck to folks my own size. The tigress stood nearly twice as tall as my sub-4-foot frame. One of her thighs was as big as my waist. "I'm not exactly big, hon and I'm not huge on stuffing myself like you. I mean, you have me stuff my entire forearm in you, but your finger is tough for me to handle."
"Don't worry, you'll love it," she assured me as she opened the door to her friend's house and showed me in.with a happy bounce. "Oh, hey, you're both here!" she exclaimed.
I had to do a double take. The two guys were sitting on the couch and watching porn, absolutely chill about the fact that we'd just walked in. The horse was mostly playing with his huge balls and the buck was slo9wly rubbing his cock, just staying happy and ready. Both were copiously slick and lubed up. My friend hadn't been joking when she said this was just a quick lunch trip. I was glad I'd worn a skirt to work.
I could feel the eyes of the horse on me as the tigress put her hand on my back and guided me closer. But I was looking at his cock. It was absolutely huge. I pursed my lips and squinted at the 18 inches of length that kept a full four inches of width the whole way from tip to balls.
"This'll be so cool!" she exclaimed gleefully. "I can't wait to see his cock bulging through your belly."
"Um... Nope," I said succinctly, patting my friend's arm. "Nope. No way that's gonna fit."
"Why not?" she asked as the horse looked surprised.
"Hell, what do you think this is?" I asked. "Porn cartoons?" I patted my rear end. "Just the tip of his cock alone is as big compared to my ass as the top of my head is compared to yours. Sure, my hand'll fit in you if I keep my fingers together, but how do you think it'll work if I stuck my head in your crotch and pushed? And seriously, even if it could fit in, look at the thing. It'd reach my neck! Just where do you think my guts and lungs and stuff would go?"
"Ummm... Bulge? I dunno."
"Riiiiight. Remember that time you ate too much sushi? Did you get a bulge? You had quite enough food in your belly to make a bulge."
"No. I just got sick and it hurt."
"Exactly." I eyed the buck. I'd never seen a deer before and he wasn't nearly as girthy. He'd actually fit, though he was a teensy bit long. I sighed and shook my head at the horse. "You can't actually go balls deep in anyone, can you? She'd be able to take a good bit of you at least, but I doubt even she could take the whole length.."
He looked like a sad old grey donkey who lost his pinned on tail. "Yeah. She said she had an idea, but shit, you're tiny. It'd be like if I tried to stick my fist in my ear."
I nodded. "I'd give it a hug and a fur rub if I didn't have to go back to work after this. But you," I said, gesturing at the buck, "are thin enough to fit but still be tight." I was already taking my panties off under my skirt and then pulled a chair over from the table before hopping up to stand on it and bend over the back, lifting my thick tail and showing off my pretty pussy to him.
He took no moment to think about the situation. He was lubed up and a tight cunny was a good place to be. It was hard to look back over my shoulder at him, but I was glad to see that he leaped at the opportunity. This would be a nice lunch break. I'd never seen a buck before. He got a good grip on my hips with one hand and got his tip nestled between my lips with the other.
How was I to know that the five inches he'd been lightly rubbing was just a halfie? When he had zero qualms about grabbing my other hip with his hand and keeping me quite steady as he made an effort to rapidly hilt his fully-exposed nine inches into six inches of otter pussy, my cervix promptly informed me about the issue though.
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"Sorry I'm late from lunch, boss," I said, wincing as I walked past his door.
"Everything okay?" he asked. "The police called to make sure you worked here and let me know you'd be a bit late."
"Just in pain, but the medication's kicking in and I'm cleared to work," I told him. "There was an accident and I made quite a ruckus as a result. Somebody thought I was screaming for my life, so they called the police."
"Okay, well, if you need to go home, just let me know."
"I'm good," I waved and headed to my desk, my friend hovering by worriedly.
"I've never heard anybody scream that badly," she finally whispered as I lowered myself gingerly into my seat.
"Not even that time you had me with my arm in and tried to pull me closer with your legs? My fingers just barely nudged the top inside you then."
She blanched. "Oh, crap, yeah. That felt horrible! I swear, I thought I was gonna puke with the pain."
"Yeah, well... he didn't just barely nudge. I think if I were a guy, that would be like I just got kicked in the nuts really hard. Except inside. Oh god, it hurt." I shook my head and smiled. "So, no more big guys, okay? Anatomy just says no. We've got sensitive stuff in there." I touched my lower belly. Fuck. This was going to be a long rest of the day.