I LIKE IT RAW!!!! ch.2
This submission has been rated: TV-14 by the SoFurry staff for its course language.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
authors note: The SF staff has made me censor any and all content pertaining to the
rating I give my submissions (sexual suggestions,language,exc.)
sorry everyone it looks like no more fully intact curse words.
I wake up in the morning feeling b*lls off the walls
excited to get the day started I jump out of bed and almost run down
stairs "Danny!" I yell "DANNY!", Danny walks from the kitchen
"Will you shut the h*ll up, your gonna wake the neighbors" Danny says "But I-"
I stammer "Bad, human" Danny chuckles.
"Aw, come on! daddy?" I whine Danny taps my nose "No, bad human"
Danny coos again "So, what's cooking?" I ask "I don't know" Danny replies "What do you want?"
"I don't -" I sigh "Pancakes I guess" Danny pauses for a moment "Alright"
and walks toward the stove and turns it on I crouch and open the bottom cabinets to retrieve a skillet
"Thank you" Danny yips.
As Danny cooks, I slouch into the living room and turn on the television
on screen President Trump is standing in front of a podium addressing a crowd then
a reporter chimes in with "Yesterday President Donald Trump issued an
attack on Isis" Trump is then shown saying "Isis needs to be exterminated" "He's not gonna do it!"
I scoff "Come and get it!" Danny yells I walk into the kitchen where Danny is setting the table.
"Thank you" I say as Danny sits a plate of pancakes in front of me
"Holly sh*t these look good!" I blurt out, "Hey! watch your f*cking language around my food" Danny shouts
"What, Dannywanny doesn't want me gawking at my f*cking food" I tease
"No I want to eat the d*mn things" Danny says "Ugh, fine" I say and pick up my fork.
After eating Danny and I go into the living room and sit down in front of the TV
"Turn on MTV" Danny says, "Why?" I ask "Because, I the music videos" Danny retorts "What?" I say
"What era are you living in? everyone knows MTV doesn't make music videos anymore"
"Oh, then just turn on Spongebob" Danny says "Really, your ____ years old and you still watch f*cking Spongebob?"
I ask.
"Well yeah, don't you?" Danny asks,
(To Be Continued)