Dirty Skunk
#1 of Lime-Ricks and Rhyme-Licks
The start of a new hobby: Littering SoFurry with bad poetry!
There once was a skunk /
who got covered in spunk /
Once cum dried /
and fur stuck to hide /
Everyone knew why it stuck.
Now covered in grime /
a state worthy of crime /
Skunk can't have a good time/