Why You Don't Piss Off A Bitch

Story by Zealios on SoFurry

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A short story about what will happen if you piss of female... who's also your boss... that has friend which can do anything he wants.


"I'm not sure they should be doing that" said Nathan. He looked at his friend/boss with amusement filling his cornflower eyes. His black leather jacket was left open, showing his pure v necked white shirt underneath, his creamy underbelly can be barely seen near the point. His navy blue combat pants and black combat boots covered the rest of his lower body. Only his neck and head showed his obsidian black scales. His horns was curved backwards and slightly outwards. The jacket he wore was a tad to big for him, which made tucking his wings inside that much easier and comfortable.

"Hey, the bastards said they can do anything better than anyone, including me" Her face was expressionless as ever, but he knows she was smiling inside. Even with an Asian heritage, her white skin becomes paler in poorly lit areas. It was one of the stranger but less threatening mutation a hybrid could have. Nathan remember her saying said "That showing any kind of weakness in a place full of mostly testosterone fueled men will cause a chain reaction of no self control" Well, she didn't actually say it in those exact words but, that's what Nathan interpreted to her rant weeks ago.

Nathan looked at the new guys doing their job, a job so simple, literally anyone can do it perfectly if they want to.

"Okay, Charles. Try it again. And this time, turn it off when I say so!" Ivan, he believed was his name. The black bull's dress shirt was colored of mixed shades brown, filled with stains. He took off the black, white and brown tie that he wore awhile ago.

"Oh, fuck off Ben!" came the reply of brown kangaroo at Ben. " I keep telling you I turned this piece of shit off every fucking time you told me to!" Charles snarled. Like the bull, his dress shirt was also mixed shades of brown. Although, he took that off and left it to dry the moment first stain hit the white fabric. Now topless, his fur and anything below the waist drenched with sweat and other scents.

"Jesus fucking Christ! Will you both, shut the fuck up!" shouted the real Ivan. He was he was tall and as big as his species are, seven foot four with broad shoulders and arms swollen from using the office gym three times a week. Although,the boar was far leaner than his species was known for. His gut while pudgy, shows two sets of abs that he tries to maintain by dieting and going to the gym."You two are acting preschoolers on a school playground!"

Nathan was watching all of this happening in a room of his friends office building, one side of room was filled with screens displaying the whole building interior in different angles. All except the bathrooms, which had only two, one is positioned that it can see the cubicles inner walls far enough to just see the scalp of a person in the farthest cubicle and the other was placed facing away from the cubicles and into the first's blind spot. Does putting cameras in the bathrooms seems like invading one's privacy? Technically it is, but that's why Nathan only put two cameras in bathrooms, so that what ever happens inside the cubicle can just be seen vaguely. The other was just a contingency plan.

In the other monitors, he could also see the other workers watching with either smug grins, or barely held snickers. Some had their phones out, recording the event for either blackmail or as a funny video in the internet. Hearing her sigh in boredom made Nathan cringe internally. Although his ring finger twitched, she didn't noticed it . He knows all too well that whenever Beth get's bored, things gets a little... interesting to say the least.

"Okay, I had my fun and or revenge on those three. Time to call it off and see what they'll do next." Beth looked at him, this time with a little smirk evident on her pale face. "You know what to do."

Nathan nodded and reached for something in his jacket's inner pocket. He pulled out a small device that looked like a cars remote, two LED nodes currently off and a button."You do know that they'll get even with you when they found out they're intentionally being fucked over, right?" Nathan asked as he aimed the remote at the screen, pushed the button making one of the LEDs flash red, and the caffeine machine immediately starts working correctly.

He heard Beth hummed a confirmation and turned towards the one of the wall with the door to her main office. "Hey, if you piss off a bitch, prepare to get fucked". Beth said then walked towards the door

Smiling at where she went, he waited for moment and walked the opposite way. He made a sweeping gesture and the enlarge screen shrank back to it's normal size and returned back to its spot along with the others, along with Beth's office door sinking into the wall. "And, piss off said bitch again, better sleep with one eye open." Nathan finished, then walked through a wall.

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Thanks for reading. If you want to know more about the characters or the world they live in, leave a comment below to help me be motivated to do so. I literally just edited one of my old drafts to make this, so this can still be expanded further to those who like it... I have a few ideas to what this can turn into now, if anyone is interested.

Also, feel free to add the necessary tags for this story... I seriously don't know if what I can use to describe this...